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(Telegraph)   First pictures of Emma Watson as a burlesque dancer in The Perks of Being a ... so, how's your mom been? Job doing well? You're not really reading this far are you? No, realli, a møøse once bit my sister   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 90
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2012-06-05 09:29:33 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-05 09:58:58 AM
You're not really reading this far are you?

No, but I came back so I could cockpunch smitty.
 
2012-06-05 10:55:46 AM
I know people hate these types of headlines, but I chuckled. Thanks subs.
 
2012-06-05 11:34:30 AM
Excellent; it's been too long for a new Emma Watson thread.

Aarontology: 24.media.tumblr.com


/shopped, pixels, etc
 
2012-06-05 11:34:49 AM
What is this burleque you speak of?
 
2012-06-05 11:35:40 AM
snarkerati.com

/obligatory
 
2012-06-05 11:35:41 AM
I just don't get the Fark infatuation with this girl. She's cute and all, but anything but gorgeous. I just [my handle].
 
2012-06-05 11:35:43 AM
Great, two whole pictures, in slideshow format.

/off to GIS
//well...bye
 
2012-06-05 11:38:29 AM
PAN DOWN!
 
2012-06-05 11:41:31 AM

OtherLittleGuy: [snarkerati.com image 300x375]

/obligatory


still giggled.
 
2012-06-05 11:41:40 AM
She's about 4'8". She could be Queen of the lollipop guild. Pedobear is still interested. She probably malnourished herself during her most important developmental years.

There. I said it.
 
2012-06-05 11:43:29 AM

wildcardjack: She's about 4'8".


wat.
 
2012-06-05 11:44:34 AM

wildcardjack: She's about 4'8". She could be Queen of the lollipop guild. Pedobear is still interested. She probably malnourished herself during her most important developmental years.

There. I said it.


I'd be willing to whip up a protein shake for her
 
2012-06-05 11:44:36 AM
oh hell yeah
 
2012-06-05 11:44:38 AM

urban.derelict: Great, two whole pictures, in slideshow format.

/off to GIS
//well...bye


That both look like she's at some Wild West tourist attraction and dressed up for one of them thar Olde Time Photos.
 
2012-06-05 11:51:58 AM
The movie may be good, but all these closet hermoine granger molestors will wait and rub one out to the Blueray.

Box Office Fail.
 
2012-06-05 11:52:04 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

I dunno, she still looks a little too much like a young boy in drag. Maybe it's the broad shoulders.
 
2012-06-05 11:54:39 AM
pacejmiller.com

I'm out.
 
2012-06-05 11:55:40 AM
Looks like a 14 year old boy in drag...
 
2012-06-05 11:58:21 AM

improvius: I dunno, she still looks a little too much like a young boy in drag. Maybe it's the broad shoulders.


Maybe I just haven't been to enough burlesque shows, but she just looks too young for the role to me period. I think she's kinda cute, but I don't think she fits this role.
 
2012-06-05 12:02:25 PM

wildcardjack: She's about 4'8". She could be Queen of the lollipop guild. Pedobear is still interested. She probably malnourished herself during her most important developmental years.

There. I said it.


She is 5'6" dumbass.
 
2012-06-05 12:03:56 PM

chevydeuce: Looks like a 14 year old boy in drag...


boozeworthy.com
 
2012-06-05 12:05:12 PM
I think she's girl-next-door pretty... not hot, not sexy... but pretty...
 
2012-06-05 12:08:39 PM
Burlesque? No. Those stills are probably from the scene(s) in which her character, Sam, dresses up as a Rocky Horror Picture Show character and dances on the stage in front of the film while it's screening. I haven't seen RHPS in years, so I don't know if she's supposed to be dressed as Janet, Magenta, Columbia or some other character.

CSB: I know a guy who did make-up on Perks and he told me that while Emma was dancing in one of those RHPS scenes her little mammaries popped out of her costume half-way through one take. Trouper that she is, she continued dancing until they called "Cut." This occurred in front of about 200 extras. She kept her cool, covered herself and then to much cheering and applause announced to the crowd that Hermione G. was officially dead.
 
2012-06-05 12:09:56 PM
assassinjeans.files.wordpress.com

Doesn't blow my hair back, but hey. If you think she's hot, all the more power to you.

Beauty.
Eye.
Beholder.
Etc....
 
2012-06-05 12:15:05 PM

indarwinsshadow: [assassinjeans.files.wordpress.com image 600x840]

Doesn't blow my hair back, but hey. If you think she's hot, all the more power to you.

Beauty.
Eye.
Beholder.
Etc....


Are you referring to Emma or the three year old in the background?
 
2012-06-05 12:16:57 PM
Least she has hair again...
 
2012-06-05 12:18:52 PM
how's your mom been?

My mother is fine...

Job doing well?

Jobs going well

You're not really reading this far are you?

Seems I did

No, realli, a møøse once bit my sister

Same here... Though it was my sister in law that was bit. I do not have any sisters.

/Typed at the job... so no looking at the pics
 
2012-06-05 12:22:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 12:22:53 PM

indarwinsshadow: [assassinjeans.files.wordpress.com image 600x840]

Doesn't blow my hair back, but hey. If you think she's hot, all the more power to you.

Beauty.
Eye.
Beholder.
Etc....


That right there is a poorly placed foot in the background.
 
2012-06-05 12:23:49 PM

don't understand: I just don't get the Fark infatuation with this girl. She's cute and all, but anything but gorgeous. I just [my handle].



The ones obsessed with her are her exact age and have imagined her as their girlfriend since the 1st Harry Potter.

As for that movie, it's aimed at an even younger demographic evidently. The "at this moment, we are alive, and I swear....we are infinite" line is kind of a surgeon general's warning to anyone past their teen years that this film will be unwatchable.

Also: From the producers of Juno.
 
2012-06-05 12:27:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 12:28:07 PM
She's an adorable pixie.
 
2012-06-05 12:29:13 PM
Is this one of those movies where a young actress wants to break a wholesome image by showing less skin than if she were at the beach ?
 
2012-06-05 12:29:31 PM
Would have been hotter with the pixie cut
 
2012-06-05 12:31:03 PM

improvius: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

I dunno, she still looks a little too much like a young boy in drag. Maybe it's the broad shoulders.


I'd let her stupefy me.
 
2012-06-05 12:31:03 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 634x699]


"And what the hell are you doing back there,Harvey?!"
 
2012-06-05 12:31:47 PM
Gina Carano has the body type(weight wise) for burlesque but not height. That chick from Lost girl would be perfect.
 
2012-06-05 12:32:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 12:34:23 PM

MtLebanonBalogna: Burlesque? No. Those stills are probably from the scene(s) in which her character, Sam, dresses up as a Rocky Horror Picture Show character and dances on the stage in front of the film while it's screening. I haven't seen RHPS in years, so I don't know if she's supposed to be dressed as Janet, Magenta, Columbia or some other character.

CSB: I know a guy who did make-up on Perks and he told me that while Emma was dancing in one of those RHPS scenes her little mammaries popped out of her costume half-way through one take. Trouper that she is, she continued dancing until they called "Cut." This occurred in front of about 200 extras. She kept her cool, covered herself and then to much cheering and applause announced to the crowd that Hermione G. was officially dead.


And somehow no one had a camera, and sold those pictures for their retirement?

/pics or it didn't happen
//oblig.
 
2012-06-05 12:34:27 PM
So my wife pulled a rare "I demand you watch this with me, you owe me one" card (which she was right, i did) on me to watch the Christina Aguilera "Burlesque" movie. It was terrible.

Watching it on mute and using the DVR to FF through the "dialogue"? Much more workable. You would be in your bunk (this was before she got divorced and gained her weight).

/also the senior line (18 year olds galore) of my daughter's dance studio did a whole 5 minute "Burlesque" dance that year and I was in the first 4 rows
//CSsB
 
2012-06-05 12:35:00 PM

AbiNormal: chevydeuce: Looks like a 14 year old boy in drag...

[boozeworthy.com image 477x316]


So if he/she don't like a flat chested bag-o-bones he's/she's gay
/Got it
 
2012-06-05 12:36:37 PM
Dude........do we really need to hear about you getting aroused by your daughter's dance troupe?

Just call her a stripper and join reality please.
 
2012-06-05 12:37:48 PM

improvius: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

I dunno, she still looks a little too much like a young boy in drag. Maybe it's the broad shoulders.


I thought burlesque chicks were supposed to be a little...thicker?
 
2012-06-05 12:39:36 PM
I get all the young actresses named Emily or Emma confused with each other. Could someone please provide a photo montage primer? Thank you.
 
2012-06-05 12:39:40 PM
A trailer of the film, released last night, shows the former Harry Potter series actor dancing in lingerie during a burlesque show to a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Then I better see some nipples dammit...Janet
 
2012-06-05 12:44:34 PM
I would hit it, yes I would! i would hit it hard and good.

/She's exactly 3 years older than me.
//Mmmmmmmm, older women.
 
2012-06-05 12:46:37 PM
Looks like Hermione's midlife crisis. Seeing her do burlesque might be worth putting up with the two doofuses in the video still on that page.
 
2012-06-05 12:48:24 PM

dennysgod: A trailer of the film, released last night, shows the former Harry Potter series actor dancing in lingerie during a burlesque show to a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Then I better see some nipples dammit...Janet


This is the internet...if you want to see her nipples, all you have to do is a Google search. You don't have to pay $10 to sit through a teeny-bopper nerd chick-flick.

/The more you know.
 
2012-06-05 12:49:16 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: AbiNormal: chevydeuce: Looks like a 14 year old boy in drag...

[boozeworthy.com image 477x316]

So if he/she don't like a flat chested bag-o-bones he's/she's gay
/Got it


If her face looks like a boy to him, then yes, he's gay.
 
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