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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Jon Stewart says Obama team is playing 'Polish That Turd'   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 51
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2012-06-05 11:18:45 AM  
I prefer the less offensive, "You can't shine a sneaker."
 
2012-06-05 12:15:30 PM  
But wait, I thought Stewart was just another shill for the Democrats, why would he poke fun at them?
 
2012-06-05 12:25:34 PM  
wait, so he pokes fun at Obama, now he's a comedic genius?
 
2012-06-05 12:35:12 PM  
Does this mean the rats are deserting the sinking ship or is Sarah Palin automatically President? I get confused sometimes.
 
2012-06-05 12:35:43 PM  
They have a turd
 
2012-06-05 12:37:39 PM  
Calm down, Cons. It's your turd.
 
2012-06-05 12:39:11 PM  

EyeballKid: Calm down, Cons. It's your turd.


Blame Bush had to have been the No. 1 answer.

Obstructionists in Congress, No. 2.

Rich vs. poor, No. 3.
 
2012-06-05 12:43:23 PM  

Cletus C.: EyeballKid: Calm down, Cons. It's your turd.

Blame Bush had to have been the No. 1 answer.

Obstructionists in Congress, No. 2.

Rich vs. poor, No. 3.


And they're all equally true.

On a related note, I am very disappointed in the quality and quantity of the trolling in this tab lately. Hell the last RON PAUL thread barely made it past 100 posts.
 
2012-06-05 12:50:02 PM  

Flappyhead: Cletus C.: EyeballKid: Calm down, Cons. It's your turd.

Blame Bush had to have been the No. 1 answer.

Obstructionists in Congress, No. 2.

Rich vs. poor, No. 3.

And they're all equally true.

On a related note, I am very disappointed in the quality and quantity of the trolling in this tab lately. Hell the last RON PAUL thread barely made it past 100 posts.


You're right. Nothing is Obama's fault.
 
2012-06-05 12:51:13 PM  
His soda bit last week was a good skewering as well.

Stewert is a self admitted liberal but, despite what derpsters will tell you, he displays very little bias in his show. He calls out everyone on their ridiculousness, hypocrisy and downright stupidity.
 
2012-06-05 12:51:54 PM  

ManateeGag: wait, so he pokes fun at Obama, now he's a comedic genius?


Yes, but then, tomorrow, we'll hear about how liberals are all brainwashed and never criticize The One True Liberal Messiah Barry Sweatervest Obambi.
 
2012-06-05 12:53:00 PM  
Jon Stewart says Obama team is playing 'Polish That Turd'

Why is everyone picking on Poland?
 
2012-06-05 12:55:48 PM  

Jjaro:

You're right. Nothing is Obama's fault.


You're right. Oh wait, I said nothing of the sort.
 
2012-06-05 12:56:03 PM  
That's racist?

/The Zimmerman shooting has really thrown a wrench in the race victimization math between Blacks, Jews, Hispanics, and Whites
 
2012-06-05 12:56:25 PM  
The only value thing said in that clip started at the 3:40 mark.
 
2012-06-05 12:59:27 PM  
Shame on you, Jon! Now look what you've gone and done!

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-06-05 01:03:10 PM  
i2.ytimg.com

Really?
 
2012-06-05 01:07:14 PM  

thurstonxhowell: ManateeGag: wait, so he pokes fun at Obama, now he's a comedic genius?

Yes, but then, tomorrow, we'll hear about how liberals are all brainwashed and never criticize The One True Liberal Messiah Barry Sweatervest Obambi.


There will also be numerous references to fellatio.
 
2012-06-05 01:12:49 PM  

meat0918: [i2.ytimg.com image 120x90]

Really?


Great episode!
 
2012-06-05 01:14:51 PM  
I guess it's better than playing 'That Polish Turd'.

wearysloth.com
 
2012-06-05 01:15:12 PM  

Jjaro: Flappyhead: Cletus C.: EyeballKid: Calm down, Cons. It's your turd.

Blame Bush had to have been the No. 1 answer.

Obstructionists in Congress, No. 2.

Rich vs. poor, No. 3.

And they're all equally true.

On a related note, I am very disappointed in the quality and quantity of the trolling in this tab lately. Hell the last RON PAUL thread barely made it past 100 posts.

You're right. Nothing is Obama's fault.


You're right. Everything is Obama's fault.

How do you get this stupid? I'm honestly curious. I see a lot of retards, but I don't understand how they get like that. I just assume racism.
 
2012-06-05 01:22:41 PM  
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"Polish that turd" has been nonsense since 2008
 
2012-06-05 01:32:24 PM  
Polishing a turd? WOW, SO ORIGINAL! I NEVER HEARD THAT JOKE BEFORE!
 
2012-06-05 01:33:35 PM  

Jjaro: You're right. Nothing is Obama's fault.


Nobody said that except you. In the future, try not being stupid.
 
2012-06-05 01:36:18 PM  

Tyee: The only value thing said in that clip started at the 3:40 mark.


This. Expect to see that clip roughly 4,375 times between now and the election.
 
2012-06-05 01:41:19 PM  
I'd rather be dipped in pig shiat than vote for Romney, but it is pretty obvious the Obama campaign is starting with a sputter rather than a roar.
 
2012-06-05 01:42:00 PM  

justtray: How do you get this stupid? I'm honestly curious. I see a lot of retards, but I don't understand how they get like that. I just assume racism.


I going to guess that you're the racist for assuming that.

/isn't that how it's done with these retards?
 
2012-06-05 01:48:18 PM  

Flappyhead: And they're all equally true.


Be fair. Just because they're all true doesn't mean they're all equally true.
 
2012-06-05 01:52:01 PM  

Flappyhead: Hell the last RON PAUL thread barely made it past 100 posts.


Maybe Paultards have finally given up. I think they're having a hard time defending their savior trying to secure concessions through shady backroom deals when they've been assuring us all year RON PAUL was going to SWEEP the popular vote.
 
2012-06-05 01:56:23 PM  

Zerochance: Flappyhead: Hell the last RON PAUL thread barely made it past 100 posts.

Maybe Paultards have finally given up. I think they're having a hard time defending their savior trying to secure concessions through shady backroom deals when they've been assuring us all year RON PAUL was going to SWEEP the popular vote.



He'll sweep the popular vote all right. Someone has to clean up the confetti and balloons at the winners speech.
 
2012-06-05 01:57:36 PM  

Zerochance: Maybe Paultards have finally given up. I think they're having a hard time defending their savior trying to secure concessions through shady backroom deals when they've been assuring us all year RON PAUL was going to SWEEP the popular vote.


They didn't give up in 2008 when all this played out exactly the same way, why would they give up now?

RON PAUL supporters are like Herpes. Once they show up, they never go away, they just kind of quiet down between flare ups.
 
2012-06-05 02:14:21 PM  

ManateeGag: wait, so he pokes fun at Obama, now he's a comedic genius?


Welcome to today's political discourse, where if you don't tongue the GOP's onion, you're a liberal shill.
 
2012-06-05 02:38:20 PM  
There really are people left in America who think there is a difference between Democrats and Republicans. Wow. I don't hang out with the stupid and unobservant, so I had no idea.

John Stewart knows a lot about Obama's turds. He has had his tongue up his arse for almost four years now.
Does anyone still watch his show?
 
2012-06-05 02:48:02 PM  

Eapoe6: There really are people left in America who think there is a difference between Democrats and Republicans. Wow. I don't hang out with the stupid and unobservant, so I had no idea.

John Stewart knows a lot about Obama's turds. He has had his tongue up his arse for almost four years now.
Does anyone still watch his show?


You had me and then you lost me.
 
2012-06-05 03:03:48 PM  
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Eapoe6: John Stewart knows a lot about Obama's turds. He has had his tongue up his arse for almost four years now.
Does anyone still watch his show?


Obviously you don't if you think Stewart's been kissing his ass.
 
2012-06-05 03:22:53 PM  

Eapoe6: John Stewart knows a lot about Obama's turds. He has had his tongue up his arse for almost four years now.
Does anyone still watch his show?


It depend on what you mean by "anyone", he gets more viewers than Fox News, for instance.
 
2012-06-05 03:36:12 PM  
I really don't consider unemployment a legitimate reason to criticize Obama. And, unless such a critic advocates exiting our wars, raising taxes, and investing heavily in science, technology, education, and other aspects of the civilian economy; I suspect ulterior motive in raising objections to the current unemployment rate.
 
2012-06-05 03:40:13 PM  

I_C_Weener: I prefer the less offensive, "You can't shine a sneaker."


Why is the word "turd" offensive? For christ's sake... your name is significantly more offensive and most would give a shiat either way.
 
2012-06-05 03:55:47 PM  

justtray: Jjaro: Flappyhead: Cletus C.: EyeballKid: Calm down, Cons. It's your turd.

Blame Bush had to have been the No. 1 answer.

Obstructionists in Congress, No. 2.

Rich vs. poor, No. 3.

And they're all equally true.

On a related note, I am very disappointed in the quality and quantity of the trolling in this tab lately. Hell the last RON PAUL thread barely made it past 100 posts.

You're right. Nothing is Obama's fault.

You're right. Everything is Obama's fault.

How do you get this stupid? I'm honestly curious. I see a lot of retards, but I don't understand how they get like that. I just assume racism.


Right on cue. Critize Obama? Accuse them of racism!

/and you actually had the balls to call the poster retarded. Wow.
 
2012-06-05 04:05:05 PM  

timujin: But wait, I thought Stewart was just another shill for the Democrats, why would he poke fun at them?


The republicans just aren't funny anymore.
 
2012-06-05 04:12:32 PM  
In an unrelated story, Jon Stewart suddenly becomes funny to millions of conservatives and Republicans.
 
2012-06-05 04:30:11 PM  

Craptastic: justtray: How do you get this stupid? I'm honestly curious. I see a lot of retards, but I don't understand how they get like that. I just assume racism.

I going to guess that you're the racist for assuming that.

/isn't that how it's done with these retards?


When you can't win the argument on your track record and facts, just call the other guy a racist. It's the Democrat Way!
 
2012-06-05 05:02:49 PM  

Flappyhead: Cletus C.: EyeballKid: Calm down, Cons. It's your turd.

Blame Bush had to have been the No. 1 answer.

Obstructionists in Congress, No. 2.

Rich vs. poor, No. 3.

And they're all equally true.

On a related note, I am very disappointed in the quality and quantity of the trolling in this tab lately. Hell the last RON PAUL thread barely made it past 100 posts.


His supporters have suffered enough.
 
2012-06-05 05:42:36 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Flappyhead: And they're all equally true.

Be fair. Just because they're all true doesn't mean they're all equally true.


I'll concede that.
 
2012-06-05 06:02:25 PM  

beta_plus: Craptastic: justtray: How do you get this stupid? I'm honestly curious. I see a lot of retards, but I don't understand how they get like that. I just assume racism.

I going to guess that you're the racist for assuming that.

/isn't that how it's done with these retards?

When you can't win the argument on your track record and facts, just call the other guy a racist. It's the Democrat Way!


You're so oppressed. How can you stand it?

Good luck. The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it.
 
2012-06-05 06:07:46 PM  
I agree. Obama has been one calculated muhfrkka this first term but he really needs to crack the whip on the Republicans.

Sick of this bi-partisan bullshiat.
 
2012-06-05 06:13:14 PM  
What about Hope and Change?
 
2012-06-05 06:43:50 PM  

whidbey: I agree. Obama has been one calculated muhfrkka this first term but he really needs to crack the whip on the Republicans.

Sick of this bi-partisan bullshiat.


Last Christmas my extremely right wing in-laws began to bemoan the Obama presidency. During a lull in my FILs' monologue I declared "I agree, Obama needs to swing this car hard left and drive like a bat out of hell!" It sent a couple of younger in-laws skittering to the kitchen to laugh and the subject was promptly changed. I don't think I could have gotten away with it quite so neatly if I hadn't pretended I thought I was agreeing with the in-laws.
 
2012-06-05 08:34:16 PM  

Lunaville: And, unless such a critic advocates exiting our wars, raising taxes, and investing heavily in science, technology, education, and other aspects of the civilian economy; I suspect ulterior motive in raising objections to the current unemployment rate.


This.

The crazy thing is the people saying he farked up on employment would have made it worse. I can't disprove the long-term value of giving all our money to the rich and cutting all our social programs (well, I know *I* don't think it would be all that great), but I damn sure know it isn't a recipe for short-term growth.
 
2012-06-05 09:24:39 PM  

Smackledorfer: The crazy thing is the people saying he farked up on employment would have made it worse. I can't disprove the long-term value of giving all our money to the rich and cutting all our social programs (well, I know *I* don't think it would be all that great), but I damn sure know it isn't a recipe for short-term growth.


It's not a recipe for long-term growth either. It's a recipe for disaster. I'm just trying to figure out how long it's going to be before it starts to actually get ugly.

/I'm going to call it within a decade.
 
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