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(Miami New Times)   FYI all non-Latin folks: the quince is the biggest event in a teenage girl's life. And finding hidden cameras in the party venue's bathroom is like totes the opposite of getting a pony   (blogs.miaminewtimes.com ) divider line
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2012-06-05 09:09:39 AM  
simplyrecipes.com

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2012-06-05 09:10:51 AM  

shivashakti: [simplyrecipes.com image 400x266]

????????


I did in fact RTFA and I concur.
 
2012-06-05 09:11:13 AM  
what's the point of having a "party" for a 15 year old when u can't see her naked and jerk off while snorting coke off the desk

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-05 09:11:21 AM  
Some idiot mother near me advertized her daughter's quince on a billboard, complete with date and picture of the girl. The billboard was not in a great part of town.
 
2012-06-05 09:11:26 AM  
This.
 
2012-06-05 09:13:18 AM  
a quincenera isnt really that much different than a sweet sixteen party...


just sayin
 
2012-06-05 09:13:44 AM  

shivashakti: [simplyrecipes.com image 400x266]

????????


We must celebrate quince, and all other oddball fruits.

/I celebrated durian last year.
 
2012-06-05 09:14:39 AM  
Subby, using "totes" in the headline makes me want to wring your idiotic neck.
 
2012-06-05 09:15:31 AM  

Snarfangel: shivashakti: [simplyrecipes.com image 400x266]

????????

We must celebrate quince, and all other oddball fruits.

/I celebrated durian last year.


That stinks.
 
2012-06-05 09:15:49 AM  
Quinceañera is too many syllabables for TFA.
 
2012-06-05 09:16:02 AM  

shivashakti: ????????


And done in one.

Also, Subby, Latin != Latin American.
 
2012-06-05 09:16:37 AM  
Why was the girl looking in the air vents?
Some busybodies just plain ruin everything.
 
2012-06-05 09:16:52 AM  

Snort: Subby, using "totes" in the headline makes me want to wring your idiotic neck.


I thought that was a typo. Is it short for "totally"? If so I am with you.
 
2012-06-05 09:17:21 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Has seven more
 
2012-06-05 09:17:22 AM  

Snarfangel: /I celebrated durian last year.


Durian's actually pretty tasty. But, man, it does stink.
 
2012-06-05 09:17:43 AM  
i got a popup saying i had looked at child porn after i clicked the link. i have to pay $100 to the gov to have it removed. thanks for nothing fark.
 
2012-06-05 09:18:21 AM  
Quis est ipso 'quince' ?
 
2012-06-05 09:19:05 AM  
I have lived in Southern California for around 21 years and I have never seen it spelled any differently than "Quinceañera". I've never heard anyone call it Quince. Maybe my friends aren't Mexican enough...
 
2012-06-05 09:20:51 AM  

capitafun: I have lived in Southern California for around 21 years and I have never seen it spelled any differently than "Quinceañera". I've never heard anyone call it Quince. Maybe my friends aren't Mexican enough...


Your thinking of the Quinceanera which has nothing to do with child porn..

the Quince well. they should have known of this beforehand.
 
2012-06-05 09:21:58 AM  
www.corbridgelarder.co.uk

I believe it goes rather well with cheese.
 
2012-06-05 09:22:38 AM  
fyi, quince jelly is delicious
 
2012-06-05 09:24:02 AM  
I know you're hiding behind the wall bars with your quinces...

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-05 09:26:05 AM  

bluedevil: fyi, quince jelly is delicious


How do they make it?????

/shudder
 
2012-06-05 09:26:20 AM  
yz.totes-isotoner.com
 
2012-06-05 09:27:22 AM  
What? Not a hot Latina thread?

/ I am dissapoint.
 
2012-06-05 09:27:49 AM  

Herb_the_betta: Some idiot mother near me advertized her daughter's quince on a billboard, complete with date and picture of the girl.


At least she wasn't advertising her daughter's pear...

/melons would work equally well here, but less subtle
 
2012-06-05 09:28:10 AM  
"Quince" is Spanish for "Anus"
 
2012-06-05 09:28:20 AM  

DerPups: a quincenera isnt really that much different than a sweet sixteen party...


Except that it happens a year earlier and is muy caliente con carne y queso and it's Latino which is the most important swing-vote demographic and must be courted and caressed gently. Sweet Sixteen is for tight-ass white patriarchal phallocentric power-brokers (aka The Man) keeping everyone down. Not caliente. Only mayonnaise and Bieber.
 
2012-06-05 09:30:46 AM  
AngryJailhouseFistfark: muy caliente con carne y queso

It's very hot with meat and cheese?

Christ, dude. Just what are you doing with 15 year old girls at your parties?

Do you need to have a seat?
 
2012-06-05 09:31:22 AM  

Snort: Subby, using "totes" in the headline makes me want to wring your idiotic neck.


i'll second that, and give you a firearm if your hands grow tired
 
2012-06-05 09:33:14 AM  
"a family friend named Maria"

That really narrows it down.
 
2012-06-05 09:33:34 AM  
Sorry, but those hairy beasts get donkeys, not ponies.

/go back across the border please
 
2012-06-05 09:36:46 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: DerPups: a quincenera isnt really that much different than a sweet sixteen party...


Except that it happens a year earlier and is muy caliente con carne y queso and it's Latino which is the most important swing-vote demographic and must be courted and caressed gently. Sweet Sixteen is for tight-ass white patriarchal phallocentric power-brokers (aka The Man) keeping everyone down. Not caliente. Only mayonnaise and Bieber.


I went to a mostly white school of 3000 students. For real. I never heard of a single "Sweet Sixteen" party. Naturally I might just never have been invited. Maybe people shouldn't broadcast their tween's "Coming of Age" party to everyone.

Who am I to say, though! I hate kids and I hate tweens more. I prefer adult conversation.
 
2012-06-05 09:37:50 AM  
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus

I lol'd imagining a mexican girl playing with a "My Little Donkey" with a sparkly churro charm on its ass
 
2012-06-05 09:39:47 AM  

TravisBickle62: "Quince" is Spanish for "Anus"


CSB: Once upon a time I worked for a Major farking Internet Provider and one of my tasks was configuring and managing the data tables that held all the offers and price plans cooked up by the marketing team. Eventually the company launched service in Mexico. In addition to the various hourly dial-up packages, the had a monthly and annual flat rate package. I had to program the product names as they appeared in the spreadsheet and the annual plan was something like 14,000 Pesos/Año, but this old system we used couldn't handle the accented characters so I entered it as 14,000 Pesos/Ano, thinking that'd do the job.

So the product launches and people start signing up for it, and after a day on the market I get a frantic email from the manager in Mexico City who informs me that while Año means year, the word Ano referred to "a part of the lower back that is without honor", and that they deal with un-accented data displays by using Anno in such cases.

So for 24 hours in Mexico, you could buy this Major farking Internet Provider's Anus plan.

/Today it's a by-word and punchline
//In 1999 it was a Major farking Internet Provider to the point that many consumers thought it was the Internet.
 
2012-06-05 09:39:47 AM  

TheHappyCanadian: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus

I lol'd imagining a mexican girl playing with a "My Little Donkey" with a sparkly churro charm on its ass


that's one Mexican donkey show I would watch

/yes I did just reply to myself
 
2012-06-05 09:44:20 AM  

casual disregard: Who am I to say, though! I hate kids and I hate tweens more. I prefer adult conversation.


What in the name of all that's decent and holy are you doing on Fark then????
 
2012-06-05 09:46:38 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: DerPups: a quincenera isnt really that much different than a sweet sixteen party...


Except that it happens a year earlier and is muy caliente con carne y queso and it's Latino which is the most important swing-vote demographic and must be courted and caressed gently. Sweet Sixteen is for tight-ass white patriarchal phallocentric power-brokers (aka The Man) keeping everyone down. Not caliente. Only mayonnaise and Bieber.


Keep the day job.
 
2012-06-05 09:47:49 AM  
Even though she's been a mother for years, today she's finally a woman.
 
2012-06-05 09:50:56 AM  
Wow, no pics of hot Latino women here.


/I has a sad
 
2012-06-05 09:52:04 AM  
 
2012-06-05 09:52:17 AM  
Correction, Subby, Quinceañera is often the most important even in her whole life--including her wedding.
 
2012-06-05 09:52:34 AM  
This headline is totes mcgoats cray cray.
 
2012-06-05 09:53:05 AM  

WhippingBoy: casual disregard: Who am I to say, though! I hate kids and I hate tweens more. I prefer adult conversation.

What in the name of all that's decent and holy are you doing on Fark then????


I keep persisting in the stupid hope that I might meet the perfect mate here. Or anywhere else on the lines, really.
 
2012-06-05 09:54:36 AM  
So where are the pics?
 
2012-06-05 09:57:04 AM  
I used to work at a rental venue that hosted alot of quinceaneras, and seeing what the ladies room looked like after the party I would have absolutly NO interest in watching the process of how it got that way...
 
2012-06-05 09:57:22 AM  
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2012-06-05 10:01:13 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

i157.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2012-06-05 10:06:25 AM  
WHY DONT "LATIN" PEOPLE SPEAK "LATIN? dominea
 
2012-06-05 10:12:31 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: WHY DONT "LATIN" PEOPLE SPEAK "LATIN? dominea


Wealthy Romans spoke Greek, so what's the point?
 
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