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(The Eagle Tribune)   Actual headline: "Can Romney prove he's not a space alien?" Everyone knows that he's really a cyborg   (eagletribune.com) divider line 30
    More: Interesting, extraterrestrial life, sovereign state, physical exams, Relay For Life, class president  
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2012-06-05 09:29:16 AM  
WHAR BIRF CERTFKT
WHAR
 
2012-06-05 09:36:00 AM  
Romney isn't a space alien, a robot or a cyborg.

He's a repubplicant.

/There is a maker's serial number... 9-9-0-6-9-4-7-X-B-7-1.
//"Interesting. *Not* fish. *Snake* scale!"
////Actually chortled a little at "Earth-First patriots".
 
2012-06-05 09:37:27 AM  
He raises a valid point. I mean....we've seen Romney's "birth certificate" but you can easily just punch one of those up. And sure there was probably an announcement in the newspaper but whatever kind old couple that found Romney's spaceship probably just put that in the newspaper to further cement the lie. I'm not saying Mitt Romney is in fact a superhuman being from a dying planet who was sent here by his father just as the planet exploded and that our sun grants him superhuman powers. I'm just asking questions. I have this green rock here and if Mr. Romney would be so kind as to just hold it for a minute, we could work all this out.
 
2012-06-05 09:37:53 AM  
You'reNotHelping.jpg
 
2012-06-05 09:37:58 AM  
For crying out loud: don't encourage the birthers.
 
2012-06-05 09:38:05 AM  
So the libs are trying to get back at the Repubs. Yay for grown up politics.
 
2012-06-05 09:42:04 AM  

quatchi: Romney isn't a space alien, a robot or a cyborg.

He's a repubplicant.

/There is a maker's serial number... 9-9-0-6-9-4-7-X-B-7-1.
//"Interesting. *Not* fish. *Snake* scale!"
////Actually chortled a little at "Earth-First patriots".


I think he was manufactured locally... finest quality... superior workmanship.
 
2012-06-05 09:42:31 AM  
It amazes me how few people are familiar with the fine art of satire.
 
2012-06-05 09:43:38 AM  
KNOW YOUR PARADOXES.
 
2012-06-05 09:44:23 AM  
Romney doesn't have a birth certificate. He has flat-pack assembly instructions.
 
2012-06-05 09:46:05 AM  
Romney dreams of electric sheep.
 
2012-06-05 09:46:50 AM  
I think it's an interesting thing that on Romney's Birth Certificate, his father's listed place of birth is Mexico. Yet he ran for President of the United States. Link
 
2012-06-05 09:50:19 AM  

derpdeederp: So the libs are trying to get back at the Repubs. Yay for grown up politics.


Get back at them?
It appears you have never heard of "satire."
Perhaps because you are from another planet?
 
2012-06-05 09:51:34 AM  
I have sent the following letter to AZ Secretary of State Ken Bennett, and suggest you do the same:

Dear Mr. Bennett:

I believe that officials in the State of Montana are hiding incontrovertible proof that space aliens are seeking to obtain elected office through your state.

Please consider this a request for public records under Arizona Revised Statutes section 39-121.01 and any other applicable law for the following:

All documents received, created and/or maintained by the Arizona Secretary of State concerning investigations of space aliens from January 1, 2012 to the present.

All documents received, created and/or maintained by the Arizona Secretary of State concerning space aliens who have obtained elected office in Arizona.

All documents received, created and/or maintained by the Arizona Secretary of State concerning the efforts of the State of Montana to hide the existence of space aliens from January 1, 2012 to the present.

All documents concerning communications with any elected official or state employee of the State of Montana concerning space aliens from January 1, 2012 to the present.

Please mail copies of all such records to:
ADDRESS
ADDRESS
ADDRESS

Thank you for your help, and watch out for space aliens seeking elected office. I know you are the only one who will take this danger seriously.


AZ Secy of State email contact form
By law they are required to respond
 
2012-06-05 09:51:57 AM  

HeartBurnKid: It amazes me how few people are familiar with the fine art of satire.


Satire is fine art. That wasn't satire, it was a steaming pile of excrement.
 
2012-06-05 09:56:11 AM  
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Mitt Romney: Totally not an alien.
 
2012-06-05 09:57:19 AM  
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-06-05 09:57:38 AM  

pootsie: derpdeederp: So the libs are trying to get back at the Repubs. Yay for grown up politics.

Get back at them?
It appears you have never heard of "satire."
Perhaps because you are from another planet?


You know Republicans don't get Earth humor.
 
2012-06-05 10:03:08 AM  

derpdeederp: So the libs are trying to get back at the Repubs. Yay for grown up politics.


LOL, a bit late for that battlecry, dipshiat. It's only a fair request. When Romney has submitted two different certified versions of his BC, plus had the officials in Michigan verify the info TWICE, and still gets this bullshiat flying around, then things will be even.

Until that point, it's the Repubs that have been the children, so fark off.
 
2012-06-05 10:06:34 AM  
Seamus, like all good dogs, barks when in the presence of a Terminator, and that's why Romney had to tie him to the roof of his station wagon.
 
2012-06-05 10:08:15 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-05 10:10:50 AM  
 
2012-06-05 10:11:34 AM  
Article is incorrect. Everyone knows that Romney is a unicorn.
 
2012-06-05 10:43:03 AM  
I believe that, technically, the Mormon Industries Two Thousand is actually classified as an android.
 
2012-06-05 10:46:47 AM  
Unless there are new models, McCain is the only Cylon I've known to run for president.
 
2012-06-05 11:15:35 AM  

Nightmaretony: Article is incorrect. Everyone knows that Romney is a unicorn.


THIS!
 
2012-06-05 11:19:56 AM  
Whar long form blueprints, whar?
 
2012-06-05 11:31:42 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 12:19:06 PM  

pootsie: derpdeederp: So the libs are trying to get back at the Repubs. Yay for grown up politics.

Get back at them?
It appears you have never heard of "satire."
Perhaps because you are from another planet?


Dont discriminate against illegal aliens!
 
2012-06-05 02:00:10 PM  
http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20120604/OPINION02/206040331/Is-M itt-who-he-says-he-?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|Letters|s
 
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