I'm not a meth cook, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night

If meth was part of the breakfast than we are really talking about a 24hr breakfast place, right. What would be the point of the beds? Leave the meth breakfast to the IHOP people who have it under control.

meth = narcotic
aka "helps u sleep"

shoulda done this at

Jon iz teh kewl

meth = narcotic
aka "helps u sleep"

meth helps you sleep? um, what?

Amateurs, around here they're liable to set a lab up in the stairwell and come back when it's finished. Cheaper than paying for a room I guess....

Jon iz teh kewl: meth = narcotic
aka "helps u sleep"


Yeah just like amphetamines, people always be sleepin on amphetamines.

Meh. Get back to me when they move on to bath slats and face.

On the plus side, you'll never have bed bugs feed on you. You'll see them all over the walls, but you'll be alert for battle.

I hate the continental breakfast. It took me a long time to realise this. It sounds like something wonderful and sophisticated and, well, continental. And it's often expensive, which adds to the anticipation.

Then you get it and learn that the continental breakfast is the shiat breakfast. One croissant or bagel or maybe a muffin plus three limp melon slices and one very sad slice of orange next to a tiny cup of juice and a small cup of watery coffee.

shiat breakfast.

This is a breakfast:

probesport: Jon iz teh kewl: meth = narcotic
aka "helps u sleep"


Yeah just like amphetamines, people always be sleepin on amphetamines.

i slept when i was on amphetamines. like most people with ADHD.

why do you think MOST PEOPLE USE METH ANYWAY?

Gordon Bennett: This is a breakfast:

If that black puck is blood pudding, I'll stick with my steak and eggs.

Gordon Bennett: This is a breakfast:

No bacon, two different kinds of spongy weird shiat, beans, and half a tomato.. Yum yum..

Gordon Bennett: I hate the continental breakfast. It took me a long time to realise this. It sounds like something wonderful and sophisticated and, well, continental. And it's often expensive, which adds to the anticipation.

Then you get it and learn that the continental breakfast is the shiat breakfast. One croissant or bagel or maybe a muffin plus three limp melon slices and one very sad slice of orange next to a tiny cup of juice and a small cup of watery coffee.

shiat breakfast.

This is a breakfast:

Where is the bacon? Hmmmph, no bacon...phooey

Anybody else notice that the guy they interviewed as a guest was actually arrested as one of the cooks?

JuddyBuddy77: Anybody else notice that the guy they interviewed as a guest was actually arrested as one of the cooks?

Horseshiat! There is no cook needed for a continental breakfast.

Wow, that really is express!

I stayed at the nicest Holiday Inn in downtown the other day and they didn't have free breakfast. In fact, it was $8 for juice and a bagel. I could have gotten another hotel for literally 1/3rd of the cost that had free breakfast.

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Mentalpatient87: Gordon Bennett: This is a breakfast:

No bacon, two different kinds of spongy weird shiat, beans, and half a tomato.. Yum yum..

Bacon is on the right side. Your spongy weird shiat are fried slices of black pudding and haggis.

The stewed tomato admittedly is revolting and is best thrown at someone you do not like.

Gordon Bennett: Bacon is on the right side.

Then that is the saddest bacon I've ever seen in my life. I wanna take it out back and put a bullet in it to end it's suffering...