"He stepped behind the counter and stabbed Mapapalangi in the face, below his left eye, with a ballpoint pen."

That's Hardcore.

Hey, we all get pissed off when they mess up our orders.. maybe now they'll be scared into getting them right. Yeah, it's a horrible job, but socioeconomic factors aside, it's still a job. You never know when your incomptetence/ambivalence is gonna be the last straw for some crackhead. At the burger king i go to, I get pissed off when the bitter mexican ladies try to charge me for barbecue sauce. They only *really* charge for sauce when they are bitter, hate you, or both.

McShane... ironic, no?

Haha

I sometimes wonder if people like that realize beforehand what trying to shoot some place up might do to one's life. Judging from the number of insane idiots that can be found just about everywhere, I'm guessing not.

Oh it's nice to live in Portland...well at least interesting

The manager came back with his burgers and charged Thomas $1.79 for the soda.

Apparently, that was the final straw.

You know what? just give 'im the damn soda.

Holy Sh*t...that is one hell of a story. What in the world was that guy thinking??

Mcidiot..

Teleran - I wonder if people like that wonder what consuming 10 racks of crack might do to one's life. I guess not. And then blames his actions on a relapse.... It was the abusive asshats choice, he deserves the prison time.

A$$hat. Yeah the order, was wrong, live with it. I suspect the 10 grams of crack had something to do with his behaviour.

Isn't it a Dr. Demento-style quote? At first I was thinking Randee of the Redwoods, but that's DQ. Definitely an "...onion rings...and a LARGE ORANGE DRINK".

Thomas ran across the street and down an alley behind the Exotica International Club for Men, a strip club.

Because you'd never guess it was a strip club from the name alone.

BTW, I apologise profusely for the odd use of the comma in the above comment and humbly beg for your forgiveness.

I bet that the drive through clerk got more than he bargened for when he signed up for this McJob.

Actually isn't that from MC 900Ft Jeseus' "Adventures in Failure"??

But that Judge was awesome...

slimshaydee,
If it makes you feel better I helped pay for an unemployed single mother to have a birth mark removed from her child's head so she won't be teased at school.
"If ever you were caught, you were smoking crack,
McDonald's wouldn't even want to take you back,
But you can always run for mayor of D.C"

I want a Cheeseburger...
Onion Rings...

And a LARGE ORANGE DRINK!!!!

You walk into a burger bar and the woman behind the counter pleasantly declines to serve you breakfast at 11:35am. ..

McJob - dead-end job...heheheh.

Orange Soda + Crack Cocaine = Angry Black Man

i was in my room and i was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything then again i was thinking about nothing and then my mom came in and i didn't even know she was there she called my name and i didn't hear her then she started screaming mike! mike! and i go what what's the matter and she goes what's the matter with you i go there's nothing wrong mom she goes don't tell me that you're on drugs i go no mom i'm not on drugs i'm ok i'm just thinking you know why don't you get me a pepsi she goes no you're on drugs i go mom i'm ok i'm just thinking she goes no you're not thinking you're on drugs normal people don't act that way i go mom just get me a pepsi please all i want's a pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me all i wanted was a pepsi just one pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me just a pepsi

I ate at McDonalds yesterday, it was revolting.

Gimme a liter of orange soda...
Do we have literaorange soda??

FARKING BURGER PUNK!!

Danny Thomas, a crackhead?


Seems like such a nice family man.

Thorn :Will you just have a large farva?

Farva:I dont want a large farva, i want a god damn litre a cola.

"Thomas told the court he ordered at the drive-through window of the McDonald's at 8011 N.E. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd..."

The street name alone should tell you what sorta area this is, and why this shouldnt be that much of a surprise at all, before you ever get to the part about the strip club across the street from a "family" fast food place.

Thinks some of the employees there might want to get a different McJob

Whats up with the fark comments thingy not putting the slashes in anymore? Without that the last line of my comment just looks weird.

Man has a gun
Man has a gun
Man has a gun
Man has a gun

I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run

That really, really sucks for both parties.

"It's for a cop."

"What, are you gonna spit in it?"

"Hold the spit."

"He ran up to the drive-through window, decorated with a banner that read, 'Fast Accurate Friendly Service.'

Apparently Thomas didn't agree and squeezed off six shots with a Taurus .357 Magnum revolver."

Classic.

2003-11-09 09:04:52 AM DreadnaughtZeta


"Thomas told the court he ordered at the drive-through window of the McDonald's at 8011 N.E. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd..."

The street name alone should tell you what sorta area this is, and why this shouldnt be that much of a surprise at all, before you ever get to the part about the strip club across the street from a "family" fast food place.

Thinks some of the employees there might want to get a different McJob


(SARCASM ON)
Yes, the people that work in a dead end job should have seen it coming. If you work at a McJob in the 'hod, you deserve to be killed, along with your coworkers. Yes, the people that live in that neighborhood should have seen it coming. This is a projection argument against the neighborhood.
(SARCASM OFF)

In America, the land of law, you should understand that getting shot for being in a specific neighborhood is not considered to be NORMAL. NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, NO MATTER HOW ROUGH. It is not fair to say that some deserve to die and others don't.

See, you are saying it is the neighborhood's fault. It is the employees fault. Not the drug dealer. It's like the drug dealer is a Lion or Alligator or something, and that killing is a natural state which he cannot be held accountable for. "Aw cmon people, you know that if you don't get the order right around a drug dealer, you, and others around you will get killed for a messed up order."

"MOTHERF*CKERS! I SAID NO PICKLES! (BANG BANG BANG)!"
Tell me you didn't think what you just said. There was a reason why the judge gave him that time.

"This is a bad neighborhood. Crazy people are there."

This is the dumbest argument ever, and it perpetuates poor neighborhoods. It allows criminals to run free with impunity. It removes all blame from people's actions.

I swear, when I go to the bad neighborhoods to cover shootings, no one will say a word. NOT A WORD. When no one calls the cops in those neighborhoods where there are a lot of shootings, it says, "CRIMINALS! RUN FREE! WE CAN'T STOP YOU!"

You may be out of the bad neighborhoods, but you are perpetuating the kind of standoffish elitism that makes them at least in part the utter wastelands they are.

irsquareamads and Heavyarms04 beat me to it.

fartblossom:

It's awesome that you assume the guy was black. White people NEVER do crack, ever. Oh, and their shiat doesn't have an odor.

Moron. Kill yourself.

DreadnaughtZeta you are also a stupid piece of crap. The MLK BLVD in my city's in a very nice neighborhood. Also, there are strip clubs down the street -notice the article said that instead of *across* the street- from pretty expensive, fancy neighborhoods. And do you really consider McDonald's fine dining? That says a lot about you. "Bubba, put awn yer good overalls, we's goin' ta McDonald's."

Yooooo'ure both idiots.

NakedAvengerZero, I was just joking around, you really have to lighten up, and not get all up in arms at the first mention of any sort of steriotyping, its just a joke.

And I never said that McDonalds was fine dining at all, in fact, I barely ever eat there myself, just cuz I dont go for the greasiness of most of their food. But McDonalds does market itself as a family thing, and I was poking some fun at that.

Lighten up, really.

An article about a shooting at McDonalds: sexy.
People angry about the comments the article receives: sexier.

[William "D-FENS" Foster picks up the flat hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter]
Bill Foster: Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

2003-11-09 09:40:27 AM NakedAvengerZero


fartblossom:

It's awesome that you assume the guy was black. White people NEVER do crack, ever. Oh, and their shiat doesn't have an odor.

Moron. Kill yourself.

I was thinking the same thing too... except with out the enouraging "kill yourself" bit at the end =).

enouraging = encouraging, aparently, I hate early mornings! =/

Danny Thomas is going to prison? Well, thay had better "make room for daddy".

crimethink

I want a Cheeseburger...
Onion Rings...

And a LARGE ORANGE DRINK!!!!

I haven't heard that in years. I wish someone would post the audio for that. Funny stuff.

I forgot all about that drive-thu skit. It's not in reference to Institutionalized by ST. It was played on the Dr. Demento show in 1982. Yes some of us do remember 1982.

I did find the little bit about it here, double cheeseburger.