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(Trebuchet Magazine)   'Why on Earth do high-security inmates need so much greasy ointment?' official study asks. HUGE ELEPHANT in the room goes completely unnoticed   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, prison inmates, antibiotic resistance, infection control  
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2012-06-05 10:03:58 AM  
3 votes:

BesiktasBoy83: reading this situation I have a good guess that this is probably because they use it for helping sex in the armpit. Very common in all prions with guys all round the world, read anything about prisons and you'll see this. Often times they will make a guy in the prison be a woman make her/him have long hair ect and then even call his armpit a pinky. They say that in this situation they are not gay they are just normal guys that need to fish. Not sure I can get this but if I was in prison without sex for say a moth I would probably start going crazy then who knows what I would do! No way would I let a guy do it to me though probably just close my eyes and let him use his mouth (too much information lol).

I'm horrible at these games.
2012-06-05 09:52:33 AM  
2 votes:
I prefer syrup.
2012-06-05 09:47:18 AM  
2 votes:

IrateShadow: Bite the pillow; I'm going in dry.
2012-06-05 10:39:26 AM  
1 vote:
Sadly, BIG ELEPHANT was the name of my prison roomie.

/he wasn't fat
2012-06-05 10:37:28 AM  
1 vote:

BesiktasBoy83: Cythraul: BesiktasBoy83: Langdon Alger: Red: [narrating] I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him

Great movie one of the best. Got to say though if I had been andy then no way would I have let them do that. any way you can you prevent that only way they could really do it is if they beat you so hard you are asleep then do it. Any other way you keep fighting. Apart from that issue great movie the part where they drink the beer on the roof is probably my favourite. Youtube it if you have'nt seen it.

Umm, you can fight all you want, but if you got three guys holding you down, ain't much you're going to be able to do to stop them.

they might hold you down but you fight & bite ect. Then OK lets say you are on your front/stomach on the ground and one of them is trying to put his p____ is your a___. So you just give up? No of course not you hold your a___ together tight and even if they pull your a___ away from your hole then you can still make it tight like you are holding in a s___ . then if they even get a tip part inside you make push your a__ like you are doing a s___ to keep it out. I thought it was bad part of the story all through Andy is the biggest fighter then he just gives up? No way. Anyway just my thoughts no need to argue. Weird thing to argue about as well ;)

I don't know if you're trying to be all 'internet tough guy,' or if you're trying to turn me on. I'm so confused.
2012-06-05 10:10:52 AM  
1 vote:
I masturbate constantly and I'm a free man. If I were in prison there wouldn't be enough lubricant in the solar system for all the spanking I'd be doing.
2012-06-05 09:53:17 AM  
1 vote:
And the elephant is: Obviously they are extracting the alcohol from the antibacterial ointments so they can drink it.
2012-06-05 09:48:01 AM  
1 vote:
Who here hasn't smeared a shiatload of petroleum jelly on their face prior to shaving?
2012-06-05 09:44:38 AM  
1 vote:
Bite the pillow; I'm going in dry.
2012-06-05 09:42:14 AM  
1 vote:
Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy.
2012-06-05 09:09:16 AM  
1 vote:
Yes! A prison-rape thread!
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