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(The Consumerist)   Taco Bell sells 100 million Doritos Locos Tacos in 10 weeks. Sales reach an amazing 8.0 on the sphincter scale   (consumerist.com) divider line 17
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2012-06-05 12:40:38 PM
6 votes:
Strange thing happened to me at a Taco Bell recently. I bought some of those dorito locos tacos and some baja blast mountain dew and all of a sudden a D&D game sprouted up.
2012-06-05 12:39:27 PM
2 votes:
I'm meeting some friends for lunch at Taco Bell tomorrow, so I'll be getting a kick...

/not trying the Doritos thing, staying traditional.
//oblig
i149.photobucket.com
2012-06-05 12:38:00 PM
2 votes:
I was sick last week. I had bad case of the runs. I figured what the hell, it's not like Taco Bell is going to make this any worse. So I ran down to my local Bell and loaded up on all the crap I love but normally avoid due it's ability to void my bowels. The explosive dump I took about 20 minutes before mowing down a grilled stuffed burrito, a couple of double decker tacos, a mexican pizza, an enchirito and a beef meximelt or three was the last bout of diarrhea I had. Mass quantities of Taco Bell actually cured my ills.

\Yeah, I sound do fat.
\\Not really fat though.
\\\Still surprised that it didn't coalesce into some sort of super duper pooper.
2012-06-05 10:32:21 AM
2 votes:
i249.photobucket.com
2012-06-05 10:02:23 AM
2 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Americans would eat dog sh*t if you put it in a crunchy, salty shell.


Dude, it says "Taco Bell" right in the headline.
2012-06-05 08:40:11 PM
1 votes:

MythDragon: Is it suddenly popular to hate anything that is a chain resturant? Peoplehere on fark have bashed everything from TB and Burger King to Chili's and P.F. Chang's.
Yeah, sorry TB isn't Hector Gonzzzzales who servers up his magical burritos out of a cart right next to where you work on Wall St, which are the best in the world, and you've been eating them since before it was cool to go there.


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Don't laugh, they're testing out Cool Ranch Dorito tacos too. I'm sure they're gonna be just as awesome.
2012-06-05 07:31:13 PM
1 votes:

Tinton: MythDragon: Everyone bashing Taco Bell:
[wtfhub.com image 400x412]

Is it suddenly popular to hate anything that is a chain resturant? Peoplehere on fark have bashed everything from TB and Burger King to Chili's and P.F. Chang's.
Yeah, sorry TB isn't Hector Gonzzzzales who servers up his magical burritos out of a cart right next to where you work on Wall St, which are the best in the world, and you've been eating them since before it was cool to go there.

Taco Bell is cheap(er?) and fast mexican-style food. It won't have the same quality as the upscale Mexican resturant that sells plantains with poached quail eggs. But what did you expect? For fast tacos at 2am, TB is pretty damn good. And the Doritos tacos are quite tasty.

TB is complete shiat. It used to be decent, back in the 1990's. Back when you could get a meximelt for $0.69. Now you can't get out of there with 3 for less than around $5-$6. For that price, you can get better food at Moes/Chipotle/Willys/Qdoba. I haven't really eaten at a TB since those burrito shops became mainstream, other than once a year to remind myself why I never go back. Which is, expensive ass food that's not even spicy that ALWAYS farks your stomach up. Them being open late IS a valid point....but I think I'd rather have a microwave burrito. About the same as taco bell and 1/5 the price.


The last time I was there I ordered without checking the prices figuring it would be cheap. A chicken soft taco, quesadilla, and large drink was over $8. I was thinking, "fark, the only thing this shiatty place has going for it is fast and cheap and I didn't even get that, I fail."
2012-06-05 02:33:01 PM
1 votes:

Beware_Me: Strange thing happened to me at a Taco Bell recently. I bought some of those dorito locos tacos and some baja blast mountain dew and all of a sudden a D&D game sprouted up.


But did anybody cast Magic Missile at the darkness?
2012-06-05 02:06:04 PM
1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: Yes, orange fingers and a toilet full of blood. Too salty too.


You're not supposed to drink the toilet blood, Roy.
2012-06-05 01:40:40 PM
1 votes:

The Southern Logic Company: To all the farkers complaining about orange fingers:



DONT TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAPER FINGERPROTECTOR FOR FARKS SAKE


Um... you mean that's not a slightly thinner outer layer shell? shiat
2012-06-05 12:56:55 PM
1 votes:
i734.photobucket.com
2012-06-05 12:53:58 PM
1 votes:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Tell me about the times you unwillingly ate bad Mexican tacos.


I imagine that's a sensitive issue. He probably never went on spring break to Mexico again.
2012-06-05 12:47:53 PM
1 votes:
Everyone bashing Taco Bell:
wtfhub.com

Is it suddenly popular to hate anything that is a chain resturant? Peoplehere on fark have bashed everything from TB and Burger King to Chili's and P.F. Chang's.
Yeah, sorry TB isn't Hector Gonzzzzales who servers up his magical burritos out of a cart right next to where you work on Wall St, which are the best in the world, and you've been eating them since before it was cool to go there.

Taco Bell is cheap(er?) and fast mexican-style food. It won't have the same quality as the upscale Mexican resturant that sells plantains with poached quail eggs. But what did you expect? For fast tacos at 2am, TB is pretty damn good. And the Doritos tacos are quite tasty.
2012-06-05 12:35:07 PM
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com

We made up this story about someone driving 900 miles for a taco, and cast these attractive hipster approximations in a Volvo 245 to try and convince you that this really happened.

File under commercials I hate.
2012-06-05 12:34:24 PM
1 votes:
As a stoner who enjoys Taco Bell (and Doritos Locos Tacos in particular), I'm getting a kick...
2012-06-05 09:49:36 AM
1 votes:
They just need to change the name to "Stoner Food" and be done with it
2012-06-05 09:25:25 AM
1 votes:
How many $2 bills is that?
 
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