sigdiamond2000: Americans would eat dog sh*t if you put it in a crunchy, salty shell.
bow: They don't taste that different, and you end up with orange fingers.
bdub77: I haven't willingly eaten Taco Bell in years. Way too many good Mexican options in the area.
bow: I have to admit, I love Taco Bell. It doesn't love me, though. I always get so sick when I have it.Anyway, Toledo is a big testing market for products like this, so I tried Doritos Locos Tacos a long time ago. I don't see what all the fuss is about. They don't taste that different, and you end up with orange fingers.
exick: I admit, I tried one. It was exactly what I expected, so I won't be trying it again.
thurstonxhowell: bow: They don't taste that different, and you end up with orange fingers.This. It was just as tasty as the rest of their stuff, but they managed to make it even more messy. This is why stoners don't usually get to make decisions.bdub77: I haven't willingly eaten Taco Bell in years. Way too many good Mexican options in the area.Taco Bell isn't meant to compete with sit-down restaurants. Let me know when there's a better taco joint with a drive through that can have me out of there with food in hand in 2 minutes. Especially if they have a drink that mixes better with rum than the limeade sparkler. Oh dear god do I love my rum and limeade.
They used the wrong old flavor of Doritos®:
bdub77: I haven't willingly eaten Taco Bell in years. Way too many good Mexican options in the area. My wife has the occasional craving but I'm pretty good at talking her out of it.Taco Bell is ass. It just goes to show that most of America is obese and/or stoned.
COMALite J: They used the wrong old flavor of Doritos®:[3.bp.blogspot.com image 480x640]When Doritos first came out, there were only two flavors: plain (flavored only with salt), and this(still one of the best flavors they ever made − they recently brought 'em back, in the original packaging no less!).
Just another Heartland Weirdass: Tell me about the times you unwillingly ate bad Mexican tacos.
TheShavingofOccam123: I had Taco Bell the other day for the first time in years. I think the quality has gone down. Especially the tacos. The cheese was like plastic, the "beef" was greasier and more gelatinous than I remember.This last batch I didn't even make it to the bathroom.
drjekel_mrhyde: I don't get the hate for Taco Bell when White Castle is hella worst on your bung hole
MythDragon: Everyone bashing Taco Bell:[wtfhub.com image 400x412]Is it suddenly popular to hate anything that is a chain resturant? Peoplehere on fark have bashed everything from TB and Burger King to Chili's and P.F. Chang's.Yeah, sorry TB isn't Hector Gonzzzzales who servers up his magical burritos out of a cart right next to where you work on Wall St, which are the best in the world, and you've been eating them since before it was cool to go there.Taco Bell is cheap(er?) and fast mexican-style food. It won't have the same quality as the upscale Mexican resturant that sells plantains with poached quail eggs. But what did you expect? For fast tacos at 2am, TB is pretty damn good. And the Doritos tacos are quite tasty.
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