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2012-06-05 11:47:12 AM
4 votes:
Thank God for the sanctity of marriage. Those gays would just corrupt this pure and honorable tradition.
2012-06-05 12:48:28 PM
3 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: The Bild newspaper reported on Tuesday that one lucky bidder bagged the chance to fulfil the couple's long-time fantasy, which involves the 38-year-old woman being seduced by a stranger in a hotel - only to be caught by her groom.

Wait...I'm supposed to pay for YOUR fantasy?


No, you're paying for snu-snu, in the same way all men throughout time have paid for snu-snu (if you're not paying cash, you're paying in kind, be it buying her dinner, listening to her shiat, or dealing with her relatives/kids. Cash sounds easier, frankly).

What they're getting is to do something they are obviously eager to do, and get some chump to pay for it. Great deal for them, not a bad deal for you, although at €396 you'd better have a serious "screw a bride" fetish going on, or else you could save at least €200 and just hire a hooker.
2012-06-05 11:50:47 AM
2 votes:
They'd make more auctioning off the straight, newly married guy to some rich gay dude.

/or so I'd guess.
2012-06-05 01:11:09 PM
1 votes:
The winner should offer to throw in another 25 euros, if he can finish on the groom's face. Somehow, I don't think it will be his first one.
2012-06-05 12:52:00 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: I'm going to win this auction, but not for myself. Instead, I'll spend even more money to hire a porn star with a Battle Choad to go in my place. By the time he's done hollowing her out, the husband will be able to give her a pregnancy test with his arm. That's what soulless dirtbags like these two barbarians deserve.


Deserve? Considering the standard profile for these kinds of couples, that's what they are hoping for.
2012-06-05 12:45:12 PM
1 votes:
The Bild newspaper reported on Tuesday that one lucky bidder bagged the chance to fulfil the couple's long-time fantasy, which involves the 38-year-old woman being seduced by a stranger in a hotel - only to be caught by her groom.

Wait...I'm supposed to pay for YOUR fantasy?
2012-06-05 12:30:31 PM
1 votes:
Crazy ass white people.
2012-06-05 12:16:50 PM
1 votes:
Yeah. As a married man, I never got the appeal of cuckolding. But whatever blows yer hair back, I guess.
2012-06-05 11:58:52 AM
1 votes:

SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.


Their ad says the "winner" must also pay for the hotel room, so they really need to add that in.

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land - so Angela Merkel should have first dibs.

/or the EU president?
2012-06-05 11:57:39 AM
1 votes:

markfara: They'd make more auctioning off the straight, newly married guy to some rich gay dude.

/or so I'd guess.


Truth.
2012-06-05 11:56:02 AM
1 votes:
Once again the British was way ahead. Only they didn't pay, but instead made it law.

William Wallace disapproves.
2012-06-05 11:49:17 AM
1 votes:

phalamir:
(1) the guy says he's fine with this, but goes completely ape-shiat when faced with the actual act, thus you get beaten up and tossed intot he hallway naked


I'm guessing this isn't their first rodeo.
2012-06-05 11:48:01 AM
1 votes:

SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.


OR no one is interested in either:

(1) the guy says he's fine with this, but goes completely ape-shiat when faced with the actual act, thus you get beaten up and tossed intot he hallway naked

(2) being robbed
2012-06-05 11:47:36 AM
1 votes:
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