rufus-t-firefly: The Bild newspaper reported on Tuesday that one lucky bidder bagged the chance to fulfil the couple's long-time fantasy, which involves the 38-year-old woman being seduced by a stranger in a hotel - only to be caught by her groom.Wait...I'm supposed to pay for YOUR fantasy?
spentmiles: I'm going to win this auction, but not for myself. Instead, I'll spend even more money to hire a porn star with a Battle Choad to go in my place. By the time he's done hollowing her out, the husband will be able to give her a pregnancy test with his arm. That's what soulless dirtbags like these two barbarians deserve.
SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.Damn, she must be really unattractive.
markfara: They'd make more auctioning off the straight, newly married guy to some rich gay dude./or so I'd guess.
phalamir: (1) the guy says he's fine with this, but goes completely ape-shiat when faced with the actual act, thus you get beaten up and tossed intot he hallway naked
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