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2012-06-05 09:54:58 AM
I told them the Dollar Dance was a slippery slope!!
 
2012-06-05 10:33:18 AM
A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.
 
2012-06-05 11:45:52 AM
Their actual fantasy is to enact a sex sting operation on their wedding night.
 
2012-06-05 11:47:12 AM
Thank God for the sanctity of marriage. Those gays would just corrupt this pure and honorable tradition.
 
2012-06-05 11:47:36 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-05 11:47:49 AM
I'm going to win this auction, but not for myself. Instead, I'll spend even more money to hire a porn star with a Battle Choad to go in my place. By the time he's done hollowing her out, the husband will be able to give her a pregnancy test with his arm. That's what soulless dirtbags like these two barbarians deserve.
 
2012-06-05 11:47:49 AM

SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.


www.lilligren.com
 
2012-06-05 11:48:01 AM

SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.


OR no one is interested in either:

(1) the guy says he's fine with this, but goes completely ape-shiat when faced with the actual act, thus you get beaten up and tossed intot he hallway naked

(2) being robbed
 
2012-06-05 11:48:11 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar....
 
2012-06-05 11:48:13 AM
Cuckold.
 
2012-06-05 11:48:14 AM
I bet she's already be "taken."
 
2012-06-05 11:49:17 AM

phalamir:
(1) the guy says he's fine with this, but goes completely ape-shiat when faced with the actual act, thus you get beaten up and tossed intot he hallway naked


I'm guessing this isn't their first rodeo.
 
2012-06-05 11:49:47 AM
Wait didn't they do that on Law and Order, except it involved killing the guy.

/bonk bonk
 
2012-06-05 11:50:47 AM
They'd make more auctioning off the straight, newly married guy to some rich gay dude.

/or so I'd guess.
 
2012-06-05 11:53:34 AM
It sounds like they are already familiar with what they like in a sexual relationship.
 
2012-06-05 11:53:56 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.

www.lilligren.com


He got the better end of the deal. If there is such a thing with this couple.
 
2012-06-05 11:56:02 AM
Once again the British was way ahead. Only they didn't pay, but instead made it law.

William Wallace disapproves.
 
2012-06-05 11:56:30 AM
soundfxnow.com
 
2012-06-05 11:56:36 AM

DarnoKonrad: I bet she's already be "taken."


That was the football team and in the arse doesn't count for wedding night.
 
2012-06-05 11:56:50 AM
I wonder how much the divorce sex will cost them?
 
2012-06-05 11:57:17 AM
It should be video taped then added in to the final cut of the entire ceremony. That would be touching.
 
2012-06-05 11:57:39 AM

markfara: They'd make more auctioning off the straight, newly married guy to some rich gay dude.

/or so I'd guess.


Truth.
 
2012-06-05 11:58:52 AM

SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.


Their ad says the "winner" must also pay for the hotel room, so they really need to add that in.

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land - so Angela Merkel should have first dibs.

/or the EU president?
 
2012-06-05 11:59:16 AM

spentmiles: I'm going to win this auction, but not for myself. Instead, I'll spend even more money to hire a porn star with a Battle Choad to go in my place. By the time he's done hollowing her out, the husband will be able to give her a pregnancy test with his arm. That's what soulless dirtbags like these two barbarians deserve.


Make a kickstarter for that, and I'll contribute at whatever level it takes to get a video.
 
2012-06-05 12:00:51 PM
O.o no just no.
 
2012-06-05 12:02:22 PM

syberpud:

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land .


Then this is bad news
www.turdfergusonblog.com
for Obama
 
2012-06-05 12:10:40 PM

syberpud: SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.

Their ad says the "winner" must also pay for the hotel room, so they really need to add that in.

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land - so Angela Merkel should have first dibs.

/or the EU president?


www.starstills.com

/approves
//"Grant them prima nocta."
///hot like Sophie Marceau
 
2012-06-05 12:10:55 PM
Meh. Doesn't even read as if the stranger will actually get to shag the wife.

FTFA: "We will get to know each other and when we start getting down to business I will ring my husband and tell him to come to the room," continued Sandra.

Lame.
 
2012-06-05 12:11:29 PM
Farkers, I am disappoint. Do I have to do all the heavy lifting?

http://auktion.gesext.de/Hochzeitnacht-Auktion_6479541/ (pops)

/no pics
//probably a good thing
 
2012-06-05 12:11:56 PM

Krieghund: syberpud:

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land .


Then this is bad news
[www.turdfergusonblog.com image 461x494]
for Obama


HOLY FRAP! What the...EH?!
 
2012-06-05 12:12:28 PM
That's just farked up...
 
2012-06-05 12:12:33 PM
TFA: The lot was open to anyone on the erotic auction website, which managing director Herbert Krauleidis told Bild was very unusual. "Sometimes couples put a wedding night auction up on the site but open to a very selected group of pre-approved bidders."

So this happens all the time? WTF.
 
2012-06-05 12:14:23 PM

GungFu: Meh. Doesn't even read as if the stranger will actually get to shag the wife.

FTFA: "We will get to know each other and when we start getting down to business I will ring my husband and tell him to come to the room," continued Sandra.

Lame.


Sounds like a ho who mistakenly believes her pussy is made of gold.
 
2012-06-05 12:16:19 PM
Banging a German nympho in front of her husband?

Now THIS I can fap to!
 
2012-06-05 12:16:20 PM

nickerj1: TFA: The lot was open to anyone on the erotic auction website, which managing director Herbert Krauleidis told Bild was very unusual. "Sometimes couples put a wedding night auction up on the site but open to a very selected group of pre-approved bidders."

So this happens all the time? WTF.


Pre-approved bidders? Really? I'd be more surprised if it was more often than this was opened up to anybody. These aren't real auctions.

/every ho wants to believe she's Cinderella and not Cinder Ella
//every dude wants to be the pimp, not the pimped
 
2012-06-05 12:16:27 PM

GungFu: Meh. Doesn't even read as if the stranger will actually get to shag the wife.

FTFA: "We will get to know each other and when we start getting down to business I will ring my husband and tell him to come to the room," continued Sandra.

Lame.


It doesn't say they'll stop when the husband arrives, and implies the opposite.
 
2012-06-05 12:16:50 PM
Yeah. As a married man, I never got the appeal of cuckolding. But whatever blows yer hair back, I guess.
 
2012-06-05 12:18:03 PM
Sex auction site???
These existed and I didn't know about it?
 
2012-06-05 12:18:12 PM
Forget about whether she is attractive or not, first thing I would want to know is if it is legit. I recall a case in the US a few years back where some guy posted an ad purporting to be from a women saying she wanted someone to fulfill her rape fantasy. Well, some guy just that, and it turns out she didn't place the ad. Chump did some hard time for rape IIRC. Anyone got the link for that story?
 
2012-06-05 12:18:20 PM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-06-05 12:23:05 PM

qualtrough: Forget about whether she is attractive or not, first thing I would want to know is if it is legit. I recall a case in the US a few years back where some guy posted an ad purporting to be from a women saying she wanted someone to fulfill her rape fantasy. Well, some guy just that, and it turns out she didn't place the ad. Chump did some hard time for rape IIRC. Anyone got the link for that story?


I think I saw the girl on Maury. No joke...
 
2012-06-05 12:28:58 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: thisisyourbrainonFark: SmackLT: A German couple have auctioned off their wedding night to a stranger - and been offered just €366 for it.

Damn, she must be really unattractive.

[www.lilligren.com image 320x480]

He got the better end of the deal. If there is such a thing with this couple.


She can lose weight, he's always gonna look like that.
 
2012-06-05 12:30:31 PM
Crazy ass white people.
 
2012-06-05 12:31:31 PM

qualtrough: Forget about whether she is attractive or not, first thing I would want to know is if it is legit. I recall a case in the US a few years back where some guy posted an ad purporting to be from a women saying she wanted someone to fulfill her rape fantasy. Well, some guy just that, and it turns out she didn't place the ad. Chump did some hard time for rape IIRC. Anyone got the link for that story?


Reason #111456 why it's retarded to even think about 'fulfilling' someone's rape fantasy. 'Rape fantasy' should be code for 'Let some other fool go to jail for sticking the dick in crazy' when it is legit, and code for 'Let some other fool go to jail' when it is not.

Don't go to jail over sex.
 
2012-06-05 12:31:54 PM
sk1wbw.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-05 12:32:31 PM

Krieghund: syberpud:

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land .


Then this is bad news
[www.turdfergusonblog.com image 461x494]
for Obama


Jesus, dude put that thing away!
 
2012-06-05 12:33:03 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: GungFu: Meh. Doesn't even read as if the stranger will actually get to shag the wife.

FTFA: "We will get to know each other and when we start getting down to business I will ring my husband and tell him to come to the room," continued Sandra.

Lame.

It doesn't say they'll stop when the husband arrives, and implies the opposite.


The extravagant sum of €366 offered says otherwise.
 
2012-06-05 12:35:01 PM
I wonder what the record is for shortest length of fidelity? Guinness may be interested.
 
2012-06-05 12:35:50 PM

Krieghund: syberpud:

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land .


Then this is bad news
[www.turdfergusonblog.com image 461x494]
for Obama


Krieghund: syberpud:

If "Braveheart" taught us anything, it should be the right of the ruler of the land .


Then this is bad news
[www.turdfergusonblog.com image 461x494]
for Obama


i7.photobucket.com
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-06-05 12:45:12 PM
The Bild newspaper reported on Tuesday that one lucky bidder bagged the chance to fulfil the couple's long-time fantasy, which involves the 38-year-old woman being seduced by a stranger in a hotel - only to be caught by her groom.

Wait...I'm supposed to pay for YOUR fantasy?
 
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