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(TMZ)   Dwarves feel they were short-changed because the new Snow White movie didn't cast any wee folk in the movie, promise to raise a little hell until this tiny oversight is corrected   ( divider line
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4370 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jun 2012 at 10:02 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-05 09:31:14 AM  
6 votes:
They'll. get under it.
2012-06-05 12:27:19 PM  
2 votes:

<@HEMI> I got in a car accident on the way home from work.
<@HEMI> I rear-ended someone.
<@HEMI> Guy gets out of his car; I get out of mine. He's a dwarf.
<@HEMI> We're sitting there waiting for the police to arrive and he goes, "I'm not happy."
<@HEMI> I said, "so which one are you?"
2012-06-05 10:13:22 AM  
2 votes:
One word guys: Wildfire. I would not mess with a little person with an ample supply of that stuff.
2012-06-05 10:08:38 AM  
2 votes:
2012-06-05 11:23:24 AM  
1 vote:
You can't just call yourself a dwarf. A dwarf is a mythical magical creature. There should be a law against calling yourself a dwarf without being in direct possession of a batttleaxe
2012-06-05 10:34:18 AM  
1 vote:
2012-06-05 10:09:58 AM  
1 vote:
They will unleash terror on tiny town!!!
2012-06-05 06:39:32 AM  
1 vote:
They could have just cast Rammstein.

/hier kommt die sonne
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