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(Ulsterman Report)   UM: The president you mean? He watches videos of the drone attacks? WHI: Yeah - like it was porn. these drones... an American president who has the video sent up to his personal study so he can watch them over and over again   (theulstermanreport.com) divider line 141
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2012-06-05 08:54:46 AM
Cripes, Ulsterman report. This is the same guy who claimed that Leon Panetta and the Joint Chiefs of Staff staged a coup d'etat and forced the President to sign the order to kill Osama Bin Ladin.

Submitter and Admin, you should be ashamed. More the admin than the Submitter, though, because I don't expect much from the mentally disabled.
 
2012-06-05 09:01:13 AM
theulstermanreport.com

Drudge Light: 80% Less Coherence and Credibility
 
2012-06-05 09:20:51 AM
Uh huh... That's nice.
 
2012-06-05 09:23:37 AM
Completely unknown blogger-patriot gets a huge scoop weeks after the event? Yeah, that seems legit.
 
2012-06-05 09:34:18 AM
Well, to be fair, sometimes those death videos are pretty damn funny
 
2012-06-05 09:34:28 AM

kingoomieiii: Completely unknown blogger-patriot gets a huge scoop weeks after the event? Yeah, that seems legit.


But he's so erudite! He obviously must be deep in the inner workings of the White House and national security.
 
2012-06-05 09:47:02 AM
Sounds legit...
 
2012-06-05 09:51:52 AM

Diogenes: kingoomieiii: Completely unknown blogger-patriot gets a huge scoop weeks after the event? Yeah, that seems legit.

But he's so erudite! He obviously must be deep in the inner workings of the White House and national security.


This is the same "un-named administration official" who blew the lid off the Whalebama scandal back in '09.
 
2012-06-05 09:58:01 AM
So wait...

The 101st Fighting Keyboardists, who practically blew their load every time a bunker buster fell in Tora Bora, are accusing the President of being into war porn?
 
2012-06-05 09:58:16 AM

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: kingoomieiii: Completely unknown blogger-patriot gets a huge scoop weeks after the event? Yeah, that seems legit.

But he's so erudite! He obviously must be deep in the inner workings of the White House and national security.

This is the same "un-named administration official" who blew the lid off the Whalebama scandal back in '09.


I think it's somewhat fitting I've never heard of that. Off to teh googles!
 
2012-06-05 10:06:19 AM
Wow. I was looking up the Whalebama thing and found this article.

The article is nothing special. But check out this sample from the comments!

Giselle T
Posted April 4, 2012 at 10:49 am
stanislav, you smelly, dirty anus idiot... how DARE you try and label ME? The ATT horny whores already tried to make me out as a lapping lezzie, and it didn't work, get it? Or are you so completely stupid that only a bullet to your skull will stop your diseased mind from dreaming up nonsense?
Sorry to disappoint all the scum like you, but I am hetero, enjoy a hard man once in a while, and will NOT have a woman in my bed.


/threadjack
 
2012-06-05 10:21:12 AM

Mentat: So wait...

The 101st Fighting Keyboardists, who practically blew their load every time a bunker buster fell in Tora Bora, are accusing the President of being into war porn?


Projection can take many forms.
 
2012-06-05 10:26:42 AM
img571.imageshack.us

Approves.
 
2012-06-05 10:39:09 AM
the really appalling thing is that the obama white house would give so much access to a long-haul trucker.
 
2012-06-05 10:45:49 AM
Your blog sucks.
 
2012-06-05 10:46:41 AM

Diogenes: Wow. I was looking up the Whalebama thing and found this article.

The article is nothing special. But check out this sample from the comments!

Giselle T
Posted April 4, 2012 at 10:49 am
stanislav, you smelly, dirty anus idiot... how DARE you try and label ME? The ATT horny whores already tried to make me out as a lapping lezzie, and it didn't work, get it? Or are you so completely stupid that only a bullet to your skull will stop your diseased mind from dreaming up nonsense?
Sorry to disappoint all the scum like you, but I am hetero, enjoy a hard man once in a while, and will NOT have a woman in my bed.

/threadjack


lolwut
 
2012-06-05 10:47:48 AM
This guy has been repeatedly caught making up news out of thin air. His sources are voices in his head and teabagger wank fantasies.
 
2012-06-05 10:48:10 AM
Barry Obama got all those ghetto-speaking insiders up in his White House.
 
2012-06-05 10:48:44 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img571.imageshack.us image 300x300]

Approves.


I know some of you out there are thinking: Hey Sam, you wouldn't be HIGH by any chance, would ya?
 
2012-06-05 10:50:03 AM
Why do stupid libs always want war without loss of human life? What's wrong with the old fashioned way of sending thousands of Americans with bayonets and muskets?? If it worked for the first 200 years of our Nation's life, it can work now, dammit!
 
2012-06-05 10:50:47 AM

thomps: the really appalling thing is that the obama white house would give so much access to a long-haul trucker.


I read it in the voice of Stan Kelley. Link
 
2012-06-05 10:51:45 AM
Your blog sucks and your alcohol tolerance needs work.
 
2012-06-05 10:52:37 AM
We get it.

He's black.
 
2012-06-05 10:52:48 AM
He uses editing software to replace all the victims' faces with Your Mom, then masturbates to it for hours, I hear, according to unnamed White House sources.
 
2012-06-05 10:53:31 AM
You know back in the day my ancestors knew how to deal with an Ulsterman.
 
2012-06-05 10:53:39 AM
"I AIN'T SAID THAT."

I'll believe the guy that said that sentence.
 
2012-06-05 10:54:40 AM

buwolverine: You know back in the day my ancestors knew how to deal with an Ulsterman.


Leeches and a mustard poultice.
 
2012-06-05 10:55:31 AM
WTF was that? Was that a secret Free Republic link?
 
2012-06-05 10:55:49 AM
Sounds totally legit to me
 
2012-06-05 10:58:13 AM
Ugh. Don't greenlight links to fanfic, ok?
 
2012-06-05 10:58:49 AM

RichieLaw: We get it.

He's black.


Biatching about imaginary war porn while indulging in real racist porn. It would be clever if Ulsterman had any self-awareness. Which he clearly doesn't.
 
2012-06-05 10:59:21 AM
Anyone who has the formidable webpage formatting skills to put dark gray typeface on a dark blue background is obviously someone to be trusted. He's making it difficult to read so that you have to work for the information!

//I always thought the hysteria surrounding Bush was bad, but these people are pushing it to all new heights. If Obama gets a second term, some people are going to just lose their damn minds. It could get very.... interesting.
 
2012-06-05 10:59:25 AM
"he loves THEM drones" -- shouldn't be too hard to narrow down the kind of person who talks like that, if he or she exists.

It's like during George W. Bush's administration when an anonymous administration official was quoted saying phrases like "has got". Yeah, we all know that's a frequent W speech pattern...
 
2012-06-05 10:59:39 AM
Wow, the imaginary liberals who live inside that guy's head sound like just terrible people.

Poor fella.
 
2012-06-05 11:00:47 AM
I thought it was satire and I loved it.

Then I found out it was not satire, and I wept for the poor souls who will forward this to everyone they know. The ones who still use MySpace, at least.

/or AOL
 
2012-06-05 11:00:54 AM
Being the Emperor of New Rome means the well of perversions never need run dry.
 
2012-06-05 11:01:59 AM
P.S. this thread? Clintoned in the Boobies.

That filterpwn worked better when Bubba's administration was more recent in memory... Maybe it needs to be updated...
 
2012-06-05 11:03:06 AM
And the opportunity to lodge legitimate complaints or concerns about the drone program have just been sunk. All critics of the drone program will now be lumped in with "truthers" and "birthers".

Maybe I need my own roll of tinfoil, but sometimes I think there is a deliberate effort to plant the idea that anyone who ever requests an investigation of government activities is a crazy person.
 
2012-06-05 11:04:05 AM
From the whole way Obama has been handling the drone strikes, not only do I find this perfectly plausible, but I get the sense that he would control the drones himself if whatever agency handles their upkeep would let him.

The thing is, I don't mean this in a creepy bloodthirsty way. I mean this in an Eddard Stark sort of way: the idea that the person who makes the decision to end another's life should take responsibility for doing so. Everything he's done with the strikes (and, for that matter, the OBL raid) reminds me of that. Makes me wonder if he's actually read A Game of Thrones.
 
2012-06-05 11:04:07 AM
That's the weirdest interview with a former president ever.
 
2012-06-05 11:04:48 AM

Diogenes: Wow. I was looking up the Whalebama thing and found this article.

The article is nothing special. But check out this sample from the comments!

Giselle T
Posted April 4, 2012 at 10:49 am
stanislav, you smelly, dirty anus idiot... how DARE you try and label ME? The ATT horny whores already tried to make me out as a lapping lezzie, and it didn't work, get it? Or are you so completely stupid that only a bullet to your skull will stop your diseased mind from dreaming up nonsense?
Sorry to disappoint all the scum like you, but I am hetero, enjoy a hard man once in a while, and will NOT have a woman in my bed.

/threadjack


That may be the greatest thing I have read on the internet all week.

"The ATT horney whores." What is this, I don't even..
 
2012-06-05 11:05:02 AM
I can only assume this was greenlighted to highlight the ridiculousness and lengths people will go to try and undermine Obama.

It isn't so much funny as it is sad in my opinion.
 
2012-06-05 11:06:25 AM
Seems legit.
 
2012-06-05 11:07:53 AM

Magnanimous_J: Diogenes: Wow. I was looking up the Whalebama thing and found this article.

The article is nothing special. But check out this sample from the comments!

Giselle T
Posted April 4, 2012 at 10:49 am
stanislav, you smelly, dirty anus idiot... how DARE you try and label ME? The ATT horny whores already tried to make me out as a lapping lezzie, and it didn't work, get it? Or are you so completely stupid that only a bullet to your skull will stop your diseased mind from dreaming up nonsense?
Sorry to disappoint all the scum like you, but I am hetero, enjoy a hard man once in a while, and will NOT have a woman in my bed.

/threadjack

That may be the greatest thing I have read on the internet all week.

"The ATT horney whores." What is this, I don't even..


It seems like a poorly thought-out marketing ploy to counteract the popularity of the Verizon vestal virgins.
 
2012-06-05 11:09:10 AM
Seems like the honorable thing to do when you execute someone:

spoilertv.co.uk
 
2012-06-05 11:09:26 AM

Magnanimous_J: Diogenes: Wow. I was looking up the Whalebama thing and found this article.

The article is nothing special. But check out this sample from the comments!

Giselle T
Posted April 4, 2012 at 10:49 am
stanislav, you smelly, dirty anus idiot... how DARE you try and label ME? The ATT horny whores already tried to make me out as a lapping lezzie, and it didn't work, get it? Or are you so completely stupid that only a bullet to your skull will stop your diseased mind from dreaming up nonsense?
Sorry to disappoint all the scum like you, but I am hetero, enjoy a hard man once in a while, and will NOT have a woman in my bed.

/threadjack

That may be the greatest thing I have read on the internet all week.

"The ATT horney whores." What is this, I don't even..


Only one reply to that one.

Yeah.... ok. But... y u mad tho?
 
2012-06-05 11:10:10 AM
You would think that the ones that would fap to video of drone killings would be the Republicans...

/DNRTFA
 
2012-06-05 11:11:15 AM
(smokes cigarette,taps foot)

Where's spentmiles?

(looks left then right)
 
2012-06-05 11:13:30 AM

Lunaville: Maybe I need my own roll of tinfoil, but sometimes I think there is a deliberate effort to plant the idea that anyone who ever requests an investigation of government activities is a crazy person.


that's what they want you to think.
 
2012-06-05 11:13:33 AM

kingoomieiii: Completely unknown blogger-patriot gets a huge scoop weeks after the event? Yeah, that seems legit.


Hey, it worked for the liberals against Bush when some obscure liberal blogger somehow heard him say the constitution is "just a goddamn piece of paper!".

Well, it worked for some. I still see that quote mentioned seriously sometimes. I am guessing I will see this mentioned 4 years from now, too, unfortunately.
 
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