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2012-06-05 10:47:12 AM

KiplingKat872: I love dogs. I love Pitties


KimNorth: A pit-bull bites in goes all the way thru the skin breaking the bone.


The dog was not a pit bull, it was a Staffordshire Bull Terrier according to the article. The police had visited the property the previous year (according to the BBC) and decided that the dogs were not pit bulls. Pit bulls are illegal in the UK and are confiscated and killed under the Dangerous Dogs Act.
 
2012-06-05 10:49:40 AM

mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.


My thoughts as well. That wasn't slamming a full body into a full sprinting 200+lb man and bringing him to a complete stop like a bus would. That was just grabbing a guy around head and throat and pulling. The drama queen stayed down hoping for a call. In the NFL, the guy would've just kept running till you fell off or you got more help taking him down. I saw a pic of William Perry running in a touchdown with four players on his back before he left Clemson. You know you're bad when they almost sign your little brother too.
 
2012-06-05 10:49:50 AM

mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.


yehyehyeh... try doing NFL hitting without a crash helmet and body armour on.
 
2012-06-05 10:53:58 AM
I was attacked by a dog (Collie) when I was 3, and I still bear the facial scars at 38. I don't blame the dog, I blame the owners. I was not the first kid it bit, and they still let it outside. Sure this guy's dogs were in their own yard, but the dog had bitten before. The dog should have been put down then as it had all ready had shown it would attack humans when it bit the policeman the year before.
 
2012-06-05 10:58:46 AM

uttertosh: mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.

yehyehyeh... try doing NFL hitting without a crash helmet and body armour on.


That is how we play when not being forced by league rules. Most men that enjoy NFL have played tackle football without pads. When I was a kid we did tackle a lot in the matter shown in your video and not one of us stayed on the ground to "catch our breath". The only pansy we had got mad when a new shirt he wore got ripped.
 
2012-06-05 10:59:34 AM
The Breed of Peace.™
 
2012-06-05 11:00:57 AM

ArgusRun: The dog was on his own property. A two year old wandered in unsupervised. Not exactly the owners fault, no matter what he looks like.


Think of a swimming pool. I don't know what UK laws are, but in most places in the US, private pools must be fenced. If you have an unsecured pool and the neighbor kid falls in and drowns, you bet your ass you are getting sued. At minimum.

Blame here should be shared between the parents, for not supervising the boy, and the owner, for keeping a dog known to be a biter, and not keeping him behind a fence.
 
2012-06-05 11:01:53 AM

trappedspirit: KimNorth: A poodle and taco bell dog is ten times more likely to bite you, one bite then they run most times it does not even break the skin.

WTF? What poodles have you been around? Toy ones?


Yes toy sorry, standard are hard to train and very hyper!
 
2012-06-05 11:02:43 AM
My son was bitten by his grandmothers dog. First person it bit, and not the last. He was 2, and has a small scar right between his eyes. The grandparents are asshats, and the dog should have been shot that day.

/it's some sight hound mix.
//haaaate that dog, and it's still biting people but "it's their baaaaaaby and they looooove her"
///ex husbands parents, the asshattery goes back a few generations .
 
2012-06-05 11:03:47 AM

MythDragon: spentmiles: I can't stand the number of people who are going to blame the toddler in this thread. Toddlers aren't born inherently vicious. They are made that way by aggressive, violence-loving, and irresponsible parents. I've know 35 pound toddlers who were gentle as cotton balls. I've also known 10 pound infants that would rip your face off. The parents make them that way by beating them with two-by-fours, shocking them with Tazers, and even forcing them to eat pureed peas. They treat them like animals, so they act like animals.

The best thing we can do at this point is lock the parents up and put the toddlers down. If they've tasted blood, then they are far beyond the point of rehabilitation. I know if might sound cruel, but there are humane ways to dispatch of them. They deserve peace.

Well the problem are the people who organize the baby fights. That's who we need to go after. If we shut down all the illegal gambling on baby fighting, then the baby owners would have no incentive to raise their crotch goblins to be vicious. Unless they live in the ghetto, then it's probably going to happen anyway, since you aren't considered 'tough' if you don't have a 'tough' baby. That's why you see babies being fed gunpowder and made to drag truck tires while wearing large gauge chain collars.
But that's nothing a little nerve gas deployed near a Church's chicken can't solve.


Welcome to my favorites list.
 
2012-06-05 11:04:59 AM

Pert: KiplingKat872: I love dogs. I love Pitties

KimNorth: A pit-bull bites in goes all the way thru the skin breaking the bone.

The dog was not a pit bull, it was a Staffordshire Bull Terrier according to the article. The police had visited the property the previous year (according to the BBC) and decided that the dogs were not pit bulls. Pit bulls are illegal in the UK and are confiscated and killed under the Dangerous Dogs Act.


Really? Didn't know that, good for the UK!
 
2012-06-05 11:06:27 AM

Pert: KiplingKat872: I love dogs. I love Pitties

KimNorth: A pit-bull bites in goes all the way thru the skin breaking the bone.

The dog was not a pit bull, it was a Staffordshire Bull Terrier according to the article. The police had visited the property the previous year (according to the BBC) and decided that the dogs were not pit bulls. Pit bulls are illegal in the UK and are confiscated and killed under the Dangerous Dogs Act.


That someone is breeding them and bring them in is sad though, as they know it is just a mater of time before they will be found and killed.
 
2012-06-05 11:11:37 AM

ArgusRun: The dog was on his own property. A two year old wandered in unsupervised. Not exactly the owners fault, no matter what he looks like.


True, but the behaviour of a two year old can look like play to a dog, and if whiskers were grabbed and pulled, or something like that, bites would ensue.

DRTFA, SUn blocked at work

/Damn you Mr. Burns
 
2012-06-05 11:15:06 AM

Pert: KiplingKat872: I love dogs. I love Pitties

KimNorth: A pit-bull bites in goes all the way thru the skin breaking the bone.

The dog was not a pit bull, it was a Staffordshire Bull Terrier according to the article. The police had visited the property the previous year (according to the BBC) and decided that the dogs were not pit bulls. Pit bulls are illegal in the UK and are confiscated and killed under the Dangerous Dogs Act.


You will have to excuse the confusion, the Staffordshire Terrier was the principal breed that went into creating the American Pit Bull Terrier. And I somehow doubt this guy had pure-bred Staffies.
 
2012-06-05 11:21:17 AM

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Carn: Porous Horace: Why do people own dogs like that?
It seems that the lower one goes on the scale of life, the closer they gravitate towards vicious dogs. Is it in order to match up with their tough persona? Compensation?

Dogs don't start off vicious. People make them so.

But dogs do start off territorial, and the toddler walked into his territory

/not a dog owner
//not blaming the kid either - terrible outcome either way you look at it.


Not about the article, but did you ever become the Super Ultra Sexy Hero Johnny?
 
2012-06-05 11:28:09 AM
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HOW DOGZ FLOAT???!!?? HAOW!!!11???
 
2012-06-05 11:43:31 AM

OnlyM3: sgnilward

Two bullets, one for the dog, one for the owner.

I farking hate vicious dogs and their slime ball owners.
Are you hoping there's enough over penetration to take out the ass-hat parents that refused to supervise their g.d. crotch fruit?

No difference in these tools and people that don't put their kids in car-seats or let them drown in home pools.


So if a kid wanders into your yard, you are saying it's within a homeowner's right to blast them with a shot gun too?

Fark you, there IS a big difference.

As a matter of fact, keeping a vicious dog is a crime most places.
 
2012-06-05 11:44:35 AM

KimNorth: A poodle and taco bell dog is ten times more likely to bite you, one bite then they run most times it does not even break the skin.


You mean a miniature or toy poodle, not a regular poodle. And no, they are not likely to run away after the first bite. They are more vicious and sustain attacks. But in the In the US, Dachsunds are the most likely dog to bite. (I know this article was from the UK, but I don't have their statistics handy). They have determined in studies that small breeds are much more genetically pre-disposed to biting than large breeds.

A pit-bull bites in goes all the way thru the skin breaking the bone.

A small dog bite is more likely to break skin. Their teeth are smaller and sharper. Large dogs have blunter canines are more likely to crush bones and cause internal tissue damage. Dogs with extended muzzles (think German Shepherd, Collie, Husky) will do more ripping damage to the flesh than puncture damage because they tend to attack with their back teeth (which "scissor". Their front teeth are more reserved for play and herd nipping.

A small dog gets in a pack with other small dogs and they will bite and as you kick them across the yard they will come back and bit you again it will take two days for them to kill you.

This is true of ALL dogs. They are pack animals. It is not a small/large dog trait. When there are more of them, they will become more brazen. I had 4 pits attack my 125 pound German Shepherd. Even as my shepherd out ran them around the park, eventually tossing them aside (without ever biting or growling), the last pit left still tried. My GSD eventually got him by the neck, flipped him down and laid on him. The 4 owners that thought it was hilarious that their pits were ganging up on dogs started yelling at me for my "Shepherd turning their dogs into pussies".

A pit bull has it breed into them from over 70 years of breeding for fighting and bear killing to go for the kill no mater what it can not be trained out of them. It takes tops 2 minutes if you are an adult for them to kill you.

This is categorically wrong and plain stupid. If you look into the history of Pitties, they were bred and culled specifically for the ones that would NOT attack humans. They were often called Nanny Dogs because they were so gentle around children. It has only been in the last few decades that low-lifes have taken advantage of that fact and used them as the dog of choice for dog-fights. This coupled with their perceived "thug status" (see my comment above about the ones that attacked my Shepherd) that have lead to them getting a bad name.

It is the difference between have a domestic kitty cat and a well trained bob cat. Sure they are both just smallish cats but on can kill you as easily as swatting a fly and should not be kept as a pet without being secured away from the public.

No, the difference between a domestic cat and a bobcat is the difference between Canis lupus familiaris (a dog) and Canis Lupus (a gray wolf). One is a sub-species that has specifically been bred for generations upon generations to interact with humans in their society, the other is a wild animal that has no genetic predisposition to suppress it' instincts.

I am no fan of bad dog owners. As I said before, I have GSDs. I rescue at risk GSDs. My elder statesman (~6yrs old) was left to die in the woods as a victim of a divorced family. When he was rescued, he bit everything that moved. He didn't trust anyone. I have a 3 inch scar on my left wrist from the day I met him. Now, he tours elementary schools, goes to baseball games, football games, free hiking on trails, and to festivals with me. It took about a month of training to stop the biting, and another year to calm him down and train him how to act in social situations.

EVERY dog (barring medical issues) can be rehabilitated. NO dog (or breed) is inherently vicious. It takes a special kind of neglect and abuse for most dogs to turn violent. Most of the times, it is neglect with poor owners not realizing how much time and effort it takes to have a "good dog" (hint, tying it up outside and feeding it twice a day isn't cutting it). Most dogs need a MINIMUM of 3 hours of interaction with its family/pack a day. Most need more than that.
 
2012-06-05 11:49:07 AM
What a vicious dog attack looks like.
 
2012-06-05 11:56:32 AM
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2012-06-05 12:04:20 PM
sgnilward

>>> OnlyM3: sgnilward
>>>>>> >>> Two bullets, one for the dog, one for the owner.
>>>>>> >>> I farking hate vicious dogs and their slime ball owners.
>>> Are you hoping there's enough over penetration to take out the ass-hat
>>> parents that refused to supervise their g.d. crotch fruit?
>>>
>>> No difference in these tools and people that don't put their kids in car-seats
>>> or let them drown in home pools.

So if a kid wanders into your yard, you are saying it's within a homeowner's right to blast them with a shot gun too?

Straw man much? That is an idiotic analogy even for FARK.



Fark you, there IS a big difference.
And you've explained your position so clearly and logically...

As a matter of fact, keeping a vicious dog is a crime most places.
Are you going to post other Irrelevant laws instead of supporting your claim that it's the homeowners fault the kid was left unsupervised, and allowed to wander into a dangerous place, or was that just a Tourettes outburst?
 
2012-06-05 12:06:38 PM
"A cop was bitten by one of two dogs at the address last year, despite zapping the animal with a Taser"

... yes, despite. Certainly not 'because of'. In retrospect, perhaps a stranger walking in and tazing the dog had something to do with the dog attacking the next stranger that walked into it's yard (which would be the toddler).
 
2012-06-05 12:15:40 PM

daffy: The only innocent here is the boy. I hope he will heal. It does not look like he will see any money from the owner.


Why the fark should he? Jesus Tapdancing Christ, watch your own farking kids. It isn't everybody else's job to make sure they aren't getting themselves hurt. This was nothing more than a near-miss for a Darwin award.
 
2012-06-05 12:20:25 PM

mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.


Hey now, I have seen the grass make some vicious tackles in soccer games. Like, almost killed the player vicious. But soccer players don't need to be hauled off the field on carts like those pussies in the NFL. They pop right back up and play through all of that pain from the hit. It is pretty impressive.
 
2012-06-05 12:41:26 PM
FTA: "If you're a parent, you have to look after your children 24 hours a day. If it wasn't a dog, it could have been a pedophile."

Because both live in that house?

Doesn't the dog have to be on a leash, or fenced-in, or something anyways?

Granted, the kid shouldn't have been wandering into other yards unattended.
 
2012-06-05 12:49:41 PM

KimNorth: My son and I were attacked and torn up by 3 pit bulls at the beach even the owner could not make them stop. 5 days in the hospital.

A poodle and taco bell dog is ten times more likely to bite you, one bite then they run most times it does not even break the skin.

A pit-bull bites in goes all the way thru the skin breaking the bone.

A small dog gets in a pack with other small dogs and they will bite and as you kick them across the yard they will come back and bit you again it will take two days for them to kill you.

A pit bull has it breed into them from over 70 years of breeding for fighting and bear killing to go for the kill no mater what it can not be trained out of them. It takes tops 2 minutes if you are an adult for them to kill you.

It is the difference between have a domestic kitty cat and a well trained bob cat. Sure they are both just smallish cats but on can kill you as easily as swatting a fly and should not be kept as a pet without being secured away from the public.


For the record, my trained bobcat is secured in MY HOUSE. If you enter my house, you are subject to the rules created and enforced via BOBCAT.

You have been warned.
 
2012-06-05 12:59:14 PM

Kahabut: KimNorth: For the record, my trained bobcat is secured in MY HOUSE. If you enter my house, you are subject to the rules created and enforced via BOBCAT.

You have been warned.


What a trained Bobcat in the house may look like:
aestheticsofjoy.com
 
2012-06-05 01:14:45 PM

Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...


The name is derived from a Scottish-Irish name Ciaran, and this is how effeminate someone named Kieron may look: www.ulsterrugby.com
 
2012-06-05 01:22:48 PM

Dead-Guy: FTA: "If you're a parent, you have to look after your children 24 hours a day. If it wasn't a dog, it could have been a pedophile."


You know what would be awesome? If he had also got a pedophile running around in his unfenced garden but everyone thinks he's just using it as an example....
 
2012-06-05 01:35:57 PM

umad: mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.

Hey now, I have seen the grass make some vicious tackles in soccer games. Like, almost killed the player vicious. But soccer players don't need to be hauled off the field on carts like those pussies in the NFL. They pop right back up and play through all of that pain from the hit. It is pretty impressive.


What vicious hits in soccer might look like
 
2012-06-05 02:01:08 PM

Pert: KiplingKat872: I love dogs. I love Pitties

KimNorth: A pit-bull bites in goes all the way thru the skin breaking the bone.

The dog was not a pit bull, it was a Staffordshire Bull Terrier according to the article. The police had visited the property the previous year (according to the BBC) and decided that the dogs were not pit bulls. Pit bulls are illegal in the UK and are confiscated and killed under the Dangerous Dogs Act.


Well, It sounds like all of their dog bite related problems are solved.
 
2012-06-05 02:17:57 PM

KnowledgeJunkie: umad: mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.

Hey now, I have seen the grass make some vicious tackles in soccer games. Like, almost killed the player vicious. But soccer players don't need to be hauled off the field on carts like those pussies in the NFL. They pop right back up and play through all of that pain from the hit. It is pretty impressive.

What vicious hits in soccer might look like


I appreciate the link. I was going to dig one up to back up my point but was feeling lazy. Those dudes are some BAMFs.
 
2012-06-05 02:40:05 PM

MythDragon: spentmiles: I can't stand the number of people who are going to blame the toddler in this thread. Toddlers aren't born inherently vicious. They are made that way by aggressive, violence-loving, and irresponsible parents. I've know 35 pound toddlers who were gentle as cotton balls. I've also known 10 pound infants that would rip your face off. The parents make them that way by beating them with two-by-fours, shocking them with Tazers, and even forcing them to eat pureed peas. They treat them like animals, so they act like animals.

The best thing we can do at this point is lock the parents up and put the toddlers down. If they've tasted blood, then they are far beyond the point of rehabilitation. I know if might sound cruel, but there are humane ways to dispatch of them. They deserve peace.

Well the problem are the people who organize the baby fights. That's who we need to go after. If we shut down all the illegal gambling on baby fighting, then the baby owners would have no incentive to raise their crotch goblins to be vicious. Unless they live in the ghetto, then it's probably going to happen anyway, since you aren't considered 'tough' if you don't have a 'tough' baby. That's why you see babies being fed gunpowder and made to drag truck tires while wearing large gauge chain collars.
But that's nothing a little nerve gas deployed near a Church's chicken can't solve.


If we make gambling on baby fighting illegal, then only criminals will fight babies. Do you want that?

DO YOU?
 
2012-06-05 03:55:56 PM
Can't believe I'm the first to mention this, but the dogs in the photo do not look like pits or staffies. There's a tendency to scream "pit bull" whenever a medium to large dog bites, but that doesn't make it correct.
 
2012-06-05 05:35:36 PM

wellreadneck: I love dogs, have my entire life. I, too, believe a person has a right to use a dog as a tool to guard his property, but I also think it's reasonable to expect a dog to differentiate between the threats posed by a toddler and by an adult wandering through your yard. If it can't, then it isn't a good tool. Might as well litter the lawn with bear traps.


Reasonable? What dope you been smoking? Assuming a dog should differentiate between levels of threat is like expecting hand grenades to not blow up because it was thrown at a "good guy".

/Wow.... really?
 
2012-06-05 06:52:12 PM
FTA: Police said it was unlikely Mr King will be charged because Keiron was attacked on his property.

And we're done. I'm not a fan of vicious dogs on public property - but if you're wandering around on private property and you get attacked by the dog that lives there, it is, indeed, your own damned fault. The owner did nothing wrong, and handed the dog over to police to be destroyed as a result of the attack. The owner also expressed shock and remorse as a result of the attack, but that gets glossed over in the middle of the article, long after the sensationalist pictures and disingenuous headline involving the "callous" owner are absorbed.

But, we know the real reason this is being featured - smiling, cherubic white toddler, juxtaposed against the stern, scary-looking black man.
 
2012-06-05 10:35:21 PM
Not to detract from the story, but how do these stories become news? I mean, who lets the media know? I was bit on the face when I was 9 by a very large dog, and nothing happened. About 14 stitches (I honestly can't remember the exact number now, but it was a lot to a kid) and no mention on the news or anything.

Such a sad story though. This is what happens when you don't put the dog down after a first incident.

/The same dog that bit my face ripped up the owner's daughters face, practically half off, a few years later.
 
2012-06-06 04:42:12 AM

KnowledgeJunkie: umad: mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.

Hey now, I have seen the grass make some vicious tackles in soccer games. Like, almost killed the player vicious. But soccer players don't need to be hauled off the field on carts like those pussies in the NFL. They pop right back up and play through all of that pain from the hit. It is pretty impressive.

What vicious hits in soccer might look like


I think you missed the whole 'Irish' part of Irish Football.

I've met 120lb guys that play both that, and hurling (and play with my local Aussie Rules team), that would kick the living crap out of a 200lb NFL linebacker (or whatever) Simply because they're used to taking hard knocks with no padding whatsoever. No, really, there's plenty reason for the name The Fighting Irish.
 
2012-06-06 06:46:13 AM

CasperImproved: wellreadneck: I love dogs, have my entire life. I, too, believe a person has a right to use a dog as a tool to guard his property, but I also think it's reasonable to expect a dog to differentiate between the threats posed by a toddler and by an adult wandering through your yard. If it can't, then it isn't a good tool. Might as well litter the lawn with bear traps.

Reasonable? What dope you been smoking? Assuming a dog should differentiate between levels of threat is like expecting hand grenades to not blow up because it was thrown at a "good guy".

/Wow.... really?


Oops, you caught me trolling there, Cesar. I'll admit it, my dogs have the same reaction to the approach of a giggling three year old as they do to a stumbling drunk. Guests at our home are always treated the same, whether arriving for brunch or trying to pry open a window at four in the morning. Why, if it weren't for the muzzles and cattle prods, they'd basically be wolverines.
 
2012-06-06 07:38:27 AM

uttertosh: KnowledgeJunkie: umad: mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.

Hey now, I have seen the grass make some vicious tackles in soccer games. Like, almost killed the player vicious. But soccer players don't need to be hauled off the field on carts like those pussies in the NFL. They pop right back up and play through all of that pain from the hit. It is pretty impressive.

What vicious hits in soccer might look like

I think you missed the whole 'Irish' part of Irish Football.

I've met 120lb guys that play both that, and hurling (and play with my local Aussie Rules team), that would kick the living crap out of a 200lb NFL linebacker (or whatever) Simply because they're used to taking hard knocks with no padding whatsoever. No, really, there's plenty reason for the name The Fighting Irish.


Your handle is fitting. Your 120 lb friends would be grease stains on the field if they ever took on an NFL linebacker. As tough as the Irish may be, they are still bound by the laws of physics.
 
2012-06-06 10:54:26 AM

abmoraz: Oh, Hi! I sensed your were typing a response about me so I came to see what's up!

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2012-06-06 11:38:50 AM

umad: uttertosh: KnowledgeJunkie: umad: mltain: uttertosh: Vespizzari: uttertosh: While I deplore the use of gay (or ghey) to mean effeminate, I don't think an appeal to Irish Soccer players is exactly the best direction to take the defense. Fewer sports enjoy a less masculine image among anything but the devoted...

ummm.... you may want to watch a match some time. The same with Hurling. They make NFL games look like a hippy love-in with free condoms. (liberal application of protective equipment)

here's a video combining the two.

You call that pansy shiat hitting? You might want to watch an NFL or NHL game or two to see real hitting.

Hey now, I have seen the grass make some vicious tackles in soccer games. Like, almost killed the player vicious. But soccer players don't need to be hauled off the field on carts like those pussies in the NFL. They pop right back up and play through all of that pain from the hit. It is pretty impressive.

What vicious hits in soccer might look like

I think you missed the whole 'Irish' part of Irish Football.

I've met 120lb guys that play both that, and hurling (and play with my local Aussie Rules team), that would kick the living crap out of a 200lb NFL linebacker (or whatever) Simply because they're used to taking hard knocks with no padding whatsoever. No, really, there's plenty reason for the name The Fighting Irish.

Your handle is fitting. Your 120 lb friends would be grease stains on the field if they ever took on an NFL linebacker. As tough as the Irish may be, they are still bound by the laws of physics.


yeah, well... Bruce Lee. :P
 
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