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(Palm Beach Post)   Man accused of beating another man over who is a "better Mexican"   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 44
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2012-06-05 02:28:38 AM  
So, he was fighting over who would be Jose, and who would be Jos-B?
 
2012-06-05 03:24:55 AM  
Holy frijoles !
 
2012-06-05 03:27:53 AM  
The one trying to get back to Mexico is the correct answer.
 
2012-06-05 03:35:26 AM  
Waitin', watchin' the clock, it's four o'clock, it's got to stop
Tell him, take no more, he practices his speech
As he opens the door, tries to run him over...
Pretends to speak no English as they look him over

He lies to himself (he's in love with him), can't find a better Mexican...
He dreams in color, he dreams in (green, white and) red, can't find a better Mexican...

/apologies to Pearl Jam
 
2012-06-05 03:36:17 AM  
there's a fight you can't win
 
2012-06-05 03:39:48 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
My lawn....off it
Link(vid)
 
2012-06-05 03:43:15 AM  
Yhoan scream from a vehicle, "I'm going to run you over,"

Well that's your first mistake. If you're going to run someone over don't WARN them beforehand.
 
2012-06-05 03:43:39 AM  

Ray_Peranus: The one trying to get back to Mexico is the correct answer.


This
 
2012-06-05 03:45:38 AM  
I guess one was a Mexican and one was a Mexican't.
 
2012-06-05 03:46:47 AM  
"Quien es mas macho, Fernando Lamas o Ricardo Montalban?"
 
2012-06-05 04:02:04 AM  
Which one fell asleep?
 
2012-06-05 04:06:08 AM  
Well, blacks get into fights over not acting Black Enough, pulling down those who are attempting to make it in the global business section. Ya gotta be gangsta, dress and talk street lingo, love rap and treat each other like shiat. A prison record helps improve your status.
 
2012-06-05 04:16:38 AM  
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/what ever happened to him?
 
2012-06-05 04:27:53 AM  
El mejor-whores.

/Gor-ge
 
2012-06-05 04:31:59 AM  
This stupid conversation happens much too often in places like Oxnard, CA. Stupid cholo wannabes who have never bothered trying to learn Mexican culture and are completely ignorant of Mexican customs and traditions have these little competitions and do stupid crap. No dude, a low rider and an oversized t-shirt depicting another low rider does not make you Mexican. Neither does the aztec calendar tattoo.

Then they go to Mexico and people laugh at their stupidity.
 
2012-06-05 04:33:38 AM  

MassAsster: [images.pictureshunt.com image 490x296]

/what ever happened to him?


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2012-06-05 04:36:47 AM  

Old Man Winter: MassAsster: [images.pictureshunt.com image 490x296]

/what ever happened to him?


omg noo! lol
 
2012-06-05 04:38:32 AM  

JorgiX: Then they go to Mexico and people laugh at their stupidity.


And that, my friend, is how a Mexican becomes an American. The thing that defines a true American is that we'd get laughed out of any other country, even the one our parents were born in. It's true of "Irish" Americans, and it's true of "Mexican" Americans, too.
 
2012-06-05 04:41:32 AM  

CJHardin: I guess one was a Mexican and one was a Mexican't.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-05 05:33:54 AM  
Waitin', watchin' the clock, it's four o'clock, it's got to stop
Tell him, take no more, she practices her speech
As he opens the door, she rolls over...
Pretends to sleep as he looks her over

She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better Mexican...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better Mexican...
Can't find a better Mexican
Can't find a better Mexican
Ohh...
 
2012-06-05 06:54:11 AM  
I'm gonna go to CANADA with MY friend and do the same thing except say I'm a better AMERICAN than u
 
2012-06-05 07:06:36 AM  
Whoever wins, we lose.
 
2012-06-05 07:16:17 AM  
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2012-06-05 07:20:48 AM  
Mexican Americans go to night school, and take Spanish, and get a B...
 
2012-06-05 07:42:41 AM  
Ah, the Better Mexican taunt!

/I know it well, my friend, I know it well.
 
2012-06-05 07:45:33 AM  
Obviously he wasn't, because a better Mexican would have stabbed.
 
2012-06-05 08:10:18 AM  

Scorpio Rex: Mexican Americans go to night school, and take Spanish, and get a B...


Yes. And what is so crazy is here in the US, 100% of the kids born here get perfect grades in English class. Mexican Americans must be dumb.
 
2012-06-05 08:11:44 AM  

MassAsster: [images.pictureshunt.com image 490x296]

/what ever happened to him?


Speedy eventually retired from show business as age saw him slowing. He presently is owner / operator of a massive Harley Davidson motorcycle emporium in sunny Florida. His celebrity assures a steady stream of customers eager to purchase legendary motor bikes from his establishment. Speedy also owns a small chain of authentic Mexican restaurants that are very popular.
 
2012-06-05 08:14:41 AM  

Oznog: Waitin', watchin' the clock, it's four o'clock, it's got to stop
Tell him, take no more, she practices her speech
As he opens the door, she rolls over...
Pretends to sleep as he looks her over

She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better Mexican...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better Mexican...
Can't find a better Mexican
Can't find a better Mexican
Ohh...


i came here to do exactly this.
 
2012-06-05 08:16:18 AM  

fusillade762: Yhoan scream from a vehicle, "I'm going to run you over,"

Well that's your first mistake. If you're going to run someone over don't WARN them beforehand.


I was taught to never run over a Mexican on a bike.

Might be your bike.
 
2012-06-05 08:19:25 AM  

HotWingAgenda: JorgiX: Then they go to Mexico and people laugh at their stupidity.

And that, my friend, is how a Mexican becomes an American. The thing that defines a true American is that we'd get laughed out of any other country, even the one our parents were born in. It's true of "Irish" Americans, and it's true of "Mexican" Americans, too.


Well, I'm Welsh/English/Cheyenne.

I'm pretty sure the Welsh wouldn't laugh. I mean... They're Welsh.

The English can't laugh, either, considering the state of their government and the butt-kicking they received from the Colonists.

However, the Cheyenne might laugh, but only because I'm pretty pale for one of The People.
 
2012-06-05 08:47:41 AM  

poe_zlaw: Scorpio Rex: Mexican Americans go to night school, and take Spanish, and get a B...

Yes. And what is so crazy is here in the US, 100% of the kids born here get perfect grades in English class. Mexican Americans must be dumb.


I must be one of the stupid ones. Seeing I got a D in English before.
That or I'm too stupid to UNDERSTAND SARCASM

/FLAMING
 
2012-06-05 08:55:10 AM  
Rik01:
Well, blacks get into fights over not acting Black Enough, pulling down those who are attempting to make it in the global business section. Ya gotta be gangsta, dress and talk street lingo, love rap and treat each other like shiat. A prison record helps improve your status.

And your point is..............?
 
2012-06-05 09:01:54 AM  

varmitydog: And your point is..............?


In any given underclass, many people will mock those who try to elevate their socioeconomic status?
 
2012-06-05 09:09:50 AM  

MassAsster: [images.pictureshunt.com image 490x296]

/what ever happened to him?


Deemed racist - not PC. He had to be retired.

I bet "they" were really pissed about Speedy's cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
 
2012-06-05 09:16:06 AM  
Well they both showed they were really depicting the violent Mexican logic process that we find, oh so endearing. Nothing like show your national cultural pride like fighting in another country you entered illegaly. Did the cops catch them in the middle of their afternoon naps?
 
2012-06-05 09:31:24 AM  

The water was cold: MassAsster: [images.pictureshunt.com image 490x296]

/what ever happened to him?

Deemed racist - not PC. He had to be retired.


I don't get it: He's a *GOOD* character, and he actually goes against many stereotypes.

/Plus, he knows my seester.
 
2012-06-05 09:41:58 AM  
"Better Mexican" sounds like an oxymoron to me.
 
2012-06-05 09:52:11 AM  

dittybopper: The water was cold: MassAsster: [images.pictureshunt.com image 490x296]

/what ever happened to him?

Deemed racist - not PC. He had to be retired.

I don't get it: He's a *GOOD* character, and he actually goes against many stereotypes.

/Plus, he knows my seester.


I agree.
 
2012-06-05 10:08:30 AM  
Isn't that like being the thinnest kid at fat camp?
 
2012-06-05 10:16:51 AM  
Is this the "no true mexican fallacy" I've heard so much about?
 
2012-06-05 10:34:06 AM  
and finally, the feud between Taco Bell and Taco Bueno became just as legendary as the Hatfields and McCoy's.
 
2012-06-05 02:48:20 PM  

poe_zlaw: Scorpio Rex: Mexican Americans go to night school, and take Spanish, and get a B...

Yes. And what is so crazy is here in the US, 100% of the kids born here get perfect grades in English class. Mexican Americans must be dumb.



Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
 
2012-06-05 03:40:45 PM  
Juan on Juan , Mano to Mano.
 
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