FARK.com: (7144105) If your erection lasts longer than four hours, you'll have to keep waiting for your doctor because he's still watching the Yankees-Red Sox game

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		If your erection lasts longer than four hours, you'll have to keep waiting for your doctor because he's still watching the Yankees-Red Sox game (myfoxdc.com)		12
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gopher321		2012-06-05 03:22:43 AM

14 votes:

Erection?

Mr. Potatoass		2012-06-05 06:53:45 AM

3 votes:

miss diminutive: Scott was driving customers from Boston to New York on April 17, 2009, when he suffered a persistent and disabling erection.

Erections can be disabling? What exactly makes it disabling?

/inquiring minds

Obviously you've never gotten your dick caught in a steering wheel.

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2012-06-05 06:43:53 AM

3 votes:

As I've explained to Mrs. PCoC, if I have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, it's not me who's going to be requiring medical attention.

SpikeStrip		2012-06-05 01:47:16 AM

3 votes:

i'm lucky if my erection lasts 4 minutes

Rev. Creflo Baller		2012-06-05 09:55:34 AM

1 votes:

If I have an erection lasting more than four hours, I'm looking into a career change.

kiwimoogle84		2012-06-05 07:57:01 AM

1 votes:

Well, it IS the oldest rivalry in sports history.

/go boston

Gimmick		2012-06-05 07:33:35 AM

1 votes:

If only I had $2 million for every time someone declined to relieve me of my erection...

cavehobbit		2012-06-05 07:25:18 AM

1 votes:

Hawnkee: cavehobbit: Way back when I was young and Yohimbe bark was legal I smoked some of that stuff.

What the Hell is it with you hobbits and smoking stuff? Yeesh.

Well, we need to something when there is no second breakfast available.
And besides, why do you think we NEED second breakfast anyway?

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2012-06-05 07:24:42 AM

1 votes:

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Furries exist in real life. You are a male canid, fossa or other species that "ties" it's sexual partner. You have done just that, then experience priapism. What do you do?

Yiff in hell?

AMonkey'sUncle		2012-06-05 07:14:28 AM

1 votes:

cavehobbit: Crap. I just checked and apparently Yohimbe is still legal. I thought I saw where it had been made illegal.

Do NOT try it. Dangerous stuff. From what I just read especially if you have some medical conditions.

That bark is as bad as its bite.