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(My Fox DC)   If your erection lasts longer than four hours, you'll have to keep waiting for your doctor because he's still watching the Yankees-Red Sox game   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 45
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2012-06-05 01:47:16 AM  
i'm lucky if my erection lasts 4 minutes
 
2012-06-05 03:22:43 AM  
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Erection?
 
2012-06-05 06:19:07 AM  
"Have you got anything that will relieve the pain but keep the swelling?"
 
2012-06-05 06:23:27 AM  
Sounds like he should have been driving the meat bus into Tuna Town.
 
2012-06-05 06:36:05 AM  
Sorry I couldn't laugh, but as a long time yankees fan, I'm at the point where I can't watch yankees/red sox anymore. I love baseball, but gawd almighty anyway.

To all you non-baseball fans, subby's not kidding. A 4 hour game with those 2 teams is now the norm. Attention whore at the plate, and another one on the mound. "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT MEEE!!!"
 
2012-06-05 06:36:53 AM  
Sounds like it time for the Nurse's to ride Swami's salami!
 
2012-06-05 06:37:40 AM  
Talk about the weirdest boner.
 
2012-06-05 06:43:53 AM  
As I've explained to Mrs. PCoC, if I have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, it's not me who's going to be requiring medical attention.
 
2012-06-05 06:47:36 AM  
Scott was driving customers from Boston to New York on April 17, 2009, when he suffered a persistent and disabling erection.

Erections can be disabling? I can understand them being uncomfortable, especially if you have to sit for a long period of time...but disabling?

Too much blood flowing away from the brain? Excessive chaffing? Inability to urinate? What exactly makes it disabling?

/inquiring minds
 
2012-06-05 06:53:45 AM  

miss diminutive: Scott was driving customers from Boston to New York on April 17, 2009, when he suffered a persistent and disabling erection.

Erections can be disabling? What exactly makes it disabling?

/inquiring minds


Obviously you've never gotten your dick caught in a steering wheel.
 
2012-06-05 06:55:07 AM  
When I was at UK med center, a nurse who was watching the UK/UL game on the tv, instead of where she was walking, tripped over my IV and damned near ripped a tendon out of my hand (needle turned sideways)

(I would have been angrier, but it _was_ the UK/UL game)
 
2012-06-05 07:03:29 AM  

miss diminutive: Scott was driving customers from Boston to New York on April 17, 2009, when he suffered a persistent and disabling erection.

Erections can be disabling? I can understand them being uncomfortable, especially if you have to sit for a long period of time...but disabling?

Too much blood flowing away from the brain? Excessive chaffing? Inability to urinate? What exactly makes it disabling?

/inquiring minds


Pain.

Way back when I was young and Yohimbe bark was legal I smoked some of that stuff.

While the high was nothing worth mentioning, the physical reaction, a rather impressive erection was. Now at first it was interesting, even fun with the girl I was with. But after the first hour or so it started to get uncomfortable. A natural erection for that long is fine, but this wasn't. By the end of the second hour it was painful and playtime was over. It lasted for well over 4 hours, IIRC.

Think of the worst headache you ever had, move it down to your crotch into your taint and have the pain start there and move outward. For hours. Now your close, but unless you are a guy you can not imagine the pain in the rest of the equipment. I do not know if that is what this guy felt, but since the mechanisms are the same, I suspect the causes and reactions would be similar.

Having the blood flow restricted like that for that long can't be healthy, and even in my youthful stupidity I knew that and never used Yohimbe again.
 
2012-06-05 07:08:23 AM  
Priapism sucks. You start to think it's great because you have this constant boner, but then your dick starts to fall asleep, then the shooting needle stabbing pain, then the inability to walk without doubling over in pain because your crotch hurts so much. Trust me, a dude that had to have the treatment done, if you have a hard-on for 3 hours, stop whatever it is you are doing and make sure it goes down. You do not want to have a manual drain or a shunt done.
 
2012-06-05 07:08:50 AM  
Crap. I just checked and apparently Yohimbe is still legal. I thought I saw where it had been made illegal.

Do NOT try it. Dangerous stuff. From what I just read especially if you have some medical conditions.
 
2012-06-05 07:12:44 AM  

cavehobbit: Way back when I was young and Yohimbe bark was legal I smoked some of that stuff.


What the Hell is it with you hobbits and smoking stuff? Yeesh.
 
2012-06-05 07:14:28 AM  

cavehobbit: Crap. I just checked and apparently Yohimbe is still legal. I thought I saw where it had been made illegal.

Do NOT try it. Dangerous stuff. From what I just read especially if you have some medical conditions.


That bark is as bad as its bite.
 
2012-06-05 07:16:27 AM  
Hypothetical situation. Furries exist in real life. You are a male canid, fossa or other species that "ties" it's sexual partner. You have done just that, then experience priapism. What do you do? Go to the emergency room like that
 
2012-06-05 07:17:30 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Hypothetical situation. Furries exist in real life. You are a male canid, fossa or other species that "ties" it's sexual partner. You have done just that, then experience priapism. What do you do? Go to the emergency room like that?


Oops, forgot the "?"
 
2012-06-05 07:24:33 AM  
Socialized medicine.
 
2012-06-05 07:24:42 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Furries exist in real life. You are a male canid, fossa or other species that "ties" it's sexual partner. You have done just that, then experience priapism. What do you do?


Yiff in hell?
 
2012-06-05 07:25:18 AM  

Hawnkee: cavehobbit: Way back when I was young and Yohimbe bark was legal I smoked some of that stuff.

What the Hell is it with you hobbits and smoking stuff? Yeesh.


Well, we need to something when there is no second breakfast available.
And besides, why do you think we NEED second breakfast anyway?
 
2012-06-05 07:33:35 AM  
If only I had $2 million for every time someone declined to relieve me of my erection...
 
2012-06-05 07:49:01 AM  
They need to do something about the length, er, of those Yankees - Red Sox games.
 
2012-06-05 07:57:01 AM  
Well, it IS the oldest rivalry in sports history.

/go boston
 
2012-06-05 07:57:37 AM  

gopher321: Erection?


By the way, you win the internets today. +1
 
2012-06-05 08:02:51 AM  
I believe the primary treatment for priapism is to put ice on it and wait to see if the swelling goes down. While waiting the doctors wouldn't have much else to do, so it's not like they're neglecting his care by watching the game.
 
2012-06-05 08:07:17 AM  
If he were a fan of the YANKEE, than his erection would have gone away instantly (and probably fallen asleep right afterward)
 
2012-06-05 08:14:34 AM  
I spent 40 years as a night watchman at a cranberry erection.
 
2012-06-05 08:15:07 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Well, it IS the oldest rivalry in sports history.


images.theage.com.au
 
2012-06-05 08:19:23 AM  
Boners are supposed to go down?
 
2012-06-05 08:24:20 AM  
So like Jeter, every time he looks at third base he gets a-rod?
 
2012-06-05 08:27:31 AM  
Welcome to Obamacare
 
2012-06-05 08:37:54 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: As I've explained to Mrs. PCoC, if I have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, it's not me who's going to be requiring medical attention.


Amen brother!! (STILL laughing)
 
2012-06-05 08:38:35 AM  

miss diminutive: Excessive chaffing?


If you have an erection for long enough that the chaff separates, you definitely need medical attention.
 
2012-06-05 08:38:48 AM  

macadamnut: kiwimoogle84: Well, it IS the oldest rivalry in sports history.


*American sports history.

/teh caffeine hasn't hit my brain yet
 
2012-06-05 08:43:49 AM  
the "operation" wasn't a success meaning at least he still has a penis :D

if it was a success they would have chopped it clean off.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-05 08:44:55 AM  
I have a one-hour sand glass that I bought for use during sex.

/Not even going to go there.
 
2012-06-05 08:53:09 AM  
i462.photobucket.com
Can hold her breath for 20 minutes.
 
2012-06-05 08:53:47 AM  
Dang wrong thread!
 
2012-06-05 08:56:52 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

baarney!!! i got an erocktion. take me to the bedrock quarry its time for work!!!
 
2012-06-05 09:26:54 AM  

kiwimoogle84: macadamnut: kiwimoogle84: Well, it IS the oldest rivalry in sports history.

*American sports history.

/teh caffeine hasn't hit my brain yet


Cubs-Cardinals, in MLB alone, is an older, and more-often played rivalry.

16 years older and 65 more games.
 
2012-06-05 09:52:16 AM  
Well I had to sit around for 6.5 hours without service for a 8mm kidney stone, what do I get? I watched them keep shoving drunkass freshman after drunkass freshman in front of me. Wouldn't let me leave to go get a Tylenol. Finally got pain meds 8 hrs after walking in the door and not knowing what was wrong with me (I thought it was internal bleeding at first). They also sent in Dr. Punjab Currypits to chide me for somehow getting this kidney stone. He told me that it had already passed, and sent me home. The stone passed the next day. Thankfully, we had a friend that had 3 tabs left on an 5mg oxy prescription or else I would have just been SOL. So yeah, I cry a vote of "No Confidence" in the local healthcare constabulary. I'm one of those idiots that was taught that the emergency room is for broken things and car wrecks, not sore throats and large pimples :(
Another CSB was the time I had an allergic reaction to Zoloft (of all things). I was passing out and falling over and had weird heart flutterings. I explained to the nurse on the phone that I was ramping up and this was new medication. Told me to cut to half and call her back. Did so. Kept falling over. Called back and never heard anything from my Clinician, Therapist, or that farking nurse...ever. Stopped therapy and meds and am feeling much better now lol. If anyone lives in MI, I would literally suggest the DMC as they have emergency wait times posted online. Guaranteed less than an hour wait. I will probably call an ambulance though, so my truck doesn't get stolen in the parking lot lol.
/worked in a hospital for 3 years-most graduate from those commercials on during Judge Judy because the baby daddy isn't in the picture...
//First pain med shot you get is usually saline or water for placebo.
///Old people make appointments because they are bored and lonesome.
 
2012-06-05 09:55:34 AM  
If I have an erection lasting more than four hours, I'm looking into a career change.
 
2012-06-05 10:22:54 AM  

Rev. Creflo Baller: If I have an erection lasting more than four hours, I'm looking into a career change.


if it turns black, even better? right
lol
 
2012-06-06 08:53:05 AM  

cavehobbit: Hawnkee: cavehobbit: Way back when I was young and Yohimbe bark was legal I smoked some of that stuff.

What the Hell is it with you hobbits and smoking stuff? Yeesh.

Well, we need to something when there is no second breakfast available.
And besides, why do you think we NEED second breakfast anyway?


Now that's something I never considered. I leave enlightened.
 
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