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(The Smoking Gun)   Cousin Itt, Pris and Michelle Obama grace this week's mugshot roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 79
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2012-06-04 09:14:45 PM
img59.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-04 10:07:08 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-04 10:49:05 PM
Cher?
 
2012-06-04 11:02:02 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Penis goes where?

/hot
 
2012-06-04 11:06:22 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
yababoon.com
 
2012-06-05 12:00:47 AM
I want to party with #9.
 
2012-06-05 12:32:35 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

Penis goes where?

No, seriously, where do I put this thing?
 
2012-06-05 12:32:50 AM
i.cdn.turner.comi.imgur.com

Wow, Submitter. You weren't kidding about Cousin It.
 
2012-06-05 01:59:48 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 02:00:39 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 02:01:31 AM

Somacandra: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375][i.imgur.com image 356x288]

Wow, Submitter. You weren't kidding about Cousin It.


The years have not been kind.
 
2012-06-05 02:02:23 AM
Is this the mugshot round up from last week? Or for this week??
Guess i am spoiled by the old routine of Friday night Round Up.


/C'est la vie.
 
2012-06-05 02:02:38 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 02:04:15 AM
Arrested for a pot violation.

Don't violate your pot.


Somacandra: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375][i.imgur.com image 356x288]

Wow, Submitter. You weren't kidding about Cousin It.


Sometimes I wonder why they even bother with the mugshot.
 
2012-06-05 02:06:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 02:07:02 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
i.cdn.turner.com
i14.photobucket.com
i.cdn.turner.com
www.doubledumbassonyou.com
 
2012-06-05 02:08:16 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-05 02:09:41 AM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 525x656]


She shur is purdy fer a Farkett
 
2012-06-05 02:12:09 AM
#5 Mom?
#7 note the glassy eyes
#8 dude
#9 beauty queen gone bad
#10 that's why they call it dope
#11 that's some bad ink
#12 might clean up nicely
 
2012-06-05 02:12:33 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

can appear in my dreams for

i.cdn.turner.com

some disorderly conduct and

i.cdn.turner.com

can bring the weed but we'll probably lock her out of the bedroom and giggle when she tries to get in. Or we'll let her in but make her do dirty, dirty things.
 
2012-06-05 02:16:52 AM
The first rule of DERP club is don't get caught.
The second rule of DERP club is don't git yo ass beat by the police.
 
2012-06-05 02:29:14 AM
www.webdemons.com
 
2012-06-05 02:30:20 AM
I like how Ada County has a watermark. Now I know who the local bad girls are.

/remind me not to get arrested in this county
 
2012-06-05 02:35:55 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

Sylar?

img.getglue.com
 
2012-06-05 02:37:18 AM
Michelle Obama in headline is funny because 'they' all look alike.

Look, it's Morgan Freeman!
upload.wikimedia.org

Will Smith! I love it when you say 'Earf'.
upload.wikimedia.org


I guess this must be Mooshell Fartbongo, cuz she has an 'uppity' scowl on her face?
i.cdn.turner.com

Know how I know subby is white? Fark you FARK. Seriously.
 
2012-06-05 02:37:33 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com

/drtfa yet
 
2012-06-05 02:38:41 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
sentientonline.net
 
2012-06-05 02:41:23 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2012-06-05 02:41:30 AM

Dahnkster:
Know how I know subby is white? Fark you FARK. Seriously.


You sound black.
 
2012-06-05 02:47:49 AM

Shocktopus: Dahnkster:
Know how I know subby is white? Fark you FARK. Seriously.

You sound black.


I can't be.
I have a job. I love to swim. And, I am not on Food Stamps.
Amirite?
 
2012-06-05 02:50:45 AM

Dahnkster: Shocktopus: Dahnkster:
Know how I know subby is white? Fark you FARK. Seriously.

You sound black.

I can't be.
I have a job. I love to swim. And, I am not on Food Stamps.
Amirite?


And you're articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.
 
2012-06-05 02:51:50 AM
That one pic that's on every page looks like a dogs asshole.
 
2012-06-05 02:52:46 AM
Two female negroes, and I'm expected to know which one is supposed to look like the First Lady?

You ask too much subby.
 
2012-06-05 02:53:46 AM
i.cdn.turner.comcdn0.sbnation.com
 
2012-06-05 02:54:53 AM

Dahnkster: Michelle Obama in headline is funny because 'they' all look alike.

Look, it's Morgan Freeman!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x230]

Will Smith! I love it when you say 'Earf'.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x317]


I guess this must be Mooshell Fartbongo, cuz she has an 'uppity' scowl on her face?
[i.cdn.turner.com image 499x619]

Know how I know subby is white? Fark you FARK. Seriously.


Fark's Turdmins giddily greenlighting a facile politically-charged race-baiting headline? Yeah right, like that would ever happen.
 
2012-06-05 02:55:45 AM
Yes I would. Not to many black women have real hair that long
i.imgur.com
/Bet she has a hairy cooch
 
2012-06-05 03:04:08 AM
blog.reidreport.com

Easy there Michelle.
 
2012-06-05 03:04:23 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Bet she has a hairy cooch


A bush like a Brillo pad. amirite? See, it's 'funny' because black people have kinky hair. Know how you could drive her crazy?
You could hide her welfare check in her work boots.
 
2012-06-05 03:04:59 AM

XplodedSynapses: Is this the mugshot round up from last week? Or for this week??
Guess i am spoiled by the old routine of Friday night Round Up.


/C'est la vie.


crap--i thought it was friday already
 
2012-06-05 03:05:39 AM
i1190.photobucket.com


O o say can you see my i eyes if you can. Then my hair's too short.
 
2012-06-05 03:07:50 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

blog.kazaa.com

i.imgur.com
blogs.kansascity.com
(oldie)
 
2012-06-05 03:19:08 AM

Dahnkster: Michelle Obama in headline is funny because 'they' all look alike.

Look, it's Morgan Freeman!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x230]

Will Smith! I love it when you say 'Earf'.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x317]


I guess this must be Mooshell Fartbongo, cuz she has an 'uppity' scowl on her face?
[i.cdn.turner.com image 499x619]

Know how I know subby is white? Fark you FARK. Seriously.


Actually, I'd say it's because she's rather good looking, has really nice skin and hair, looks well groomed and her hairstyle is kinda like the First Lady's.

/seriously, for a mug shot that's kinda hot
//not Eartha Kitt hot, but still
 
2012-06-05 03:19:41 AM
h11.abload.de
 
2012-06-05 03:37:27 AM
You heard of beauty and the beast? She's both
 
2012-06-05 03:46:11 AM
i.imgur.com
www.freewebs.com
 
2012-06-05 03:52:25 AM
Why was the headline shot - the person covered over by hair - allowed to be a mugshot? Wouldn't authorities require a natural-as-possible view of full face?
 
2012-06-05 04:01:03 AM
Huck And Molly Ziegler: Why was the headline shot - the person covered over by hair - allowed to be a mugshot?

The guy probably covered his face mid shot, the officers saw it was a funny shot and they kept it for submission to TSG.

IE, it's a mugshot, in that it was taken in a police station, but it probably only went to TSG and not into the record.

(the same goes for those shots of people making faces).
 
2012-06-05 04:35:16 AM
www.goddessoffiction.com
 
2012-06-05 04:44:27 AM
#2 needs to say hello to McHock.
 
2012-06-05 05:07:02 AM

Dahnkster: Michelle Obama in headline is funny because 'they' all look alike.

Look, it's Morgan Freeman!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x230]

Will Smith! I love it when you say 'Earf'.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x317]


I guess this must be Mooshell Fartbongo, cuz she has an 'uppity' scowl on her face?
[i.cdn.turner.com image 499x619]

Know how I know subby is white? Fark you FARK. Seriously.


Well, good to see we got the white liberal overreaction response to anything that could conceivably be construed as racist out of the way.
 
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