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(Celebslam)   Hilary Duff: "Ha ha ha ha... ho ho ho ho... this bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive"   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 43
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2012-06-04 08:02:22 PM
Hilary Duff is my spirit animal.
 
2012-06-04 08:09:21 PM
Didn't she just have a kid? I think she plopped out a pup at the end of March. Here she is riding an exercise bike and maybe getting some cooter pleasure from the seat. I have no problem with this.
 
2012-06-04 08:10:04 PM
That this former Disney starlet emerged unscathed from the tumult of drug addiction,leaked sex tapes and anger management issues that her peers fell victim to is quite extraordinary.
 
2012-06-04 08:54:54 PM

Apos: That this former Disney starlet emerged unscathed from the tumult of drug addiction,leaked sex tapes and anger management issues that her peers fell victim to is quite extraordinary.


You say this like it's a good thing
 
2012-06-04 09:49:22 PM
If that's your idea of fat, subby, then I can only say I am very sorry for you and your unused penis.
 
2012-06-04 09:52:40 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-06-04 09:55:19 PM
I LOL'd at the headline, but seriously subby, she just had a kid AND she's getting back on the exercise bike.

/Basically, what AdolfOliverPanties said
 
2012-06-04 10:06:24 PM
Is this the one that likes the big black junk?
 
2012-06-04 10:09:09 PM

DrMcNinja: Is this the one that likes the big black junk?


Nah, you're thinking of Amanda Bynes. Hilary Duff was the one photographed fellating her now-husband on his patio, after he proposed with a $1MM engagement ring.

Link could be considered NSFW
 
2012-06-04 10:16:49 PM

StewMcG: DrMcNinja: Is this the one that likes the big black junk?

Nah, you're thinking of Amanda Bynes. Hilary Duff was the one photographed fellating her now-husband on his patio, after he proposed with a $1MM engagement ring.

Link could be considered NSFW


She is just... God bless her!

/that lucky bastard
 
2012-06-04 10:21:56 PM

StewMcG: DrMcNinja: Is this the one that likes the big black junk?

Nah, you're thinking of Amanda Bynes. Hilary Duff was the one photographed fellating her now-husband on his patio, after he proposed with a $1MM engagement ring.

Link could be considered NSFW


imgs.inkfrog.com
 
2012-06-04 10:48:40 PM

StewMcG: DrMcNinja: Is this the one that likes the big black junk?

Nah, you're thinking of Amanda Bynes. Hilary Duff was the one photographed fellating her now-husband on his patio, after he proposed with a $1MM engagement ring.

Link could be considered NSFW

It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?

Mother of god.
 
2012-06-04 10:57:01 PM
I'd wrap those thighs around my head and go down on her until one of us died from exhaustion.
 
2012-06-04 11:17:24 PM
She looks good enough to eat. Repeatedly.

/love those gams
 
2012-06-04 11:20:19 PM

Marcus Aurelius: She looks good enough to eat. Repeatedly.

/love those gams


She is a good lookin chick for sure.

www.glam.com
 
2012-06-04 11:25:28 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Didn't she just have a kid? I think she plopped out a pup at the end of March. Here she is riding an exercise bike and maybe getting some cooter pleasure from the seat. I have no problem with this.


This....I got no hate for her, overall she seems to pretty much escaped the Disney starlet curse and seems very well adjusted. I was a little taken back by the pictures of her weight gain but that is only because I have not seen anything of her a long time. She seems like the kind of person that is more concerned with caring for her child than fitting into a size 0 pair of jeans one month after giving birth. She will likely lose the weight, it's just going to take more time than a celebrity mom that is totally focused on weight loss above all concerns.
 
2012-06-04 11:30:47 PM

soupbone: Marcus Aurelius: She looks good enough to eat. Repeatedly.

/love those gams

She is a good lookin chick for sure.

[www.glam.com image 400x297]


Wrong Duff
 
2012-06-04 11:42:13 PM
My only issue- biking shoes on a stationary bike? Is this the thing people are doing now? Or is it just in case the bike comes off the mounts and the rider has to negotiate their way around the Alps?

/She doesn't look bad for just having a kid
//Neither did Jessica Simpson
 
2012-06-04 11:44:31 PM
As long as I have a face she will always have a place to sit
 
2012-06-05 12:01:39 AM

soupbone: Marcus Aurelius: She looks good enough to eat. Repeatedly.

/love those gams

She is a good lookin chick for sure.

[www.glam.com image 400x297]


That's her sister.
 
2012-06-05 12:13:37 AM

Marcus Aurelius: She looks good enough to eat. Repeatedly.

/love those gams


The boobs aint bad either.

www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2012-06-05 12:15:45 AM
That's her sister?! Damn, those Duff girls grew up nice.
 
2012-06-05 12:42:33 AM
robot6.comicbookresources.com

"DUFFTHREAD! YOU ARE NOW READING THIS THREAD IN MY VOICE! OOH YEAH!"
 
2012-06-05 12:53:15 AM

soupbone: Marcus Aurelius: She looks good enough to eat. Repeatedly.

/love those gams

She is a good lookin chick for sure.

[www.glam.com image 400x297]


...I think that might be her sister.

/Or is this on the Anne Frank level of joke?
 
2012-06-05 12:54:28 AM

soupbone: Marcus Aurelius: She looks good enough to eat. Repeatedly.

/love those gams

The boobs aint bad either.

[www4.images.coolspotters.com image 300x450]


Okay then, bring on McBain.
 
2012-06-05 12:58:37 AM

pjlawrence81: That's her sister?! Damn, those Duff girls grew up nice.


They're both making me grow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/553
 
2012-06-05 01:00:07 AM

Spaced Lion: [robot6.comicbookresources.com image 240x240]

"DUFFTHREAD! YOU ARE NOW READING THIS THREAD IN MY VOICE! OOH YEAH!"


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2012-06-05 01:07:23 AM
Hilary Duff survived cause she dated/married a Canadian hockey player
.. so has Carrie Underwood and she will survive too
 
2012-06-05 02:15:55 AM
I don't get it. Is Hillary Duff behind that fat chick?
 
2012-06-05 04:39:53 AM
She's jolly.
 
2012-06-05 07:03:43 AM

ontariolightning: Hilary Duff survived cause she dated/married a Canadian hockey player
.. so has Carrie Underwood and she will survive too


Candace Cameron did not survive. She could only marry a Russian hockey player.
 
2012-06-05 07:06:25 AM
Some of you Farkers might consider her to be on the chubby side; a little too hefty for your refined tastes.

To you, I say: yes, you are right. She's obese. Gross. Awful. You keep those standards high, fellas. You keep hitting the club with your copy of The Game in your back pocket, and you keep throwing hundreds of dollars of drinks at tanorexic alcoholics who wake up loathing themselves and you. You keep chasing after those gym rat girls who hate every single out of place hair on their bodies and take out that hatred by playing the weirdest farked-up mind games they can think of with your head. Most of all, keep playing that wicked awesome game where they will actually sleep with someone one out of every twenty or thirty nights out at the club, and the rest they will delight in getting smashed on your wallet and then saying "oh, I have to go, my friend has the car."

I will be over here, getting my brains farked out by a curvy, soft, delicious woman with real tits. But you go have fun.

/OMG, I would WRECK that.
//Seriously, I would do EVERYTHING with her.
 
2012-06-05 07:34:32 AM

DanInKansas: Some of you Farkers might consider her to be on the chubby side; a little too hefty for your refined tastes.

To you, I say: yes, you are right. She's obese. Gross. Awful. You keep those standards high, fellas. You keep hitting the club with your copy of The Game in your back pocket, and you keep throwing hundreds of dollars of drinks at tanorexic alcoholics who wake up loathing themselves and you. You keep chasing after those gym rat girls who hate every single out of place hair on their bodies and take out that hatred by playing the weirdest farked-up mind games they can think of with your head. Most of all, keep playing that wicked awesome game where they will actually sleep with someone one out of every twenty or thirty nights out at the club, and the rest they will delight in getting smashed on your wallet and then saying "oh, I have to go, my friend has the car."

I will be over here, getting my brains farked out by a curvy, soft, delicious woman with real tits. But you go have fun.

/OMG, I would WRECK that.
//Seriously, I would do EVERYTHING with her.


Dude it's OK that you like to bone ham-beasts. No one is judging you, so you don't have to get all snarky and passive aggressive on us.
 
2012-06-05 07:55:38 AM
Not very hutt-like.
 
2012-06-05 08:23:09 AM

StewMcG: DrMcNinja: Is this the one that likes the big black junk?

Nah, you're thinking of Amanda Bynes. Hilary Duff was the one photographed fellating her now-husband on his patio, after he proposed with a $1MM engagement ring.

Link could be considered NSFW


not a book mark for later when I'm safely at home
 
2012-06-05 08:34:50 AM
star wars references FTW
 
2012-06-05 09:34:06 AM
+1 for Star Wars.

-1 for ripping on a chick getting back in shape, especially after a kid.

Your thread is useless subby.
 
2012-06-05 09:42:28 AM

DanInKansas: Some of you Farkers might consider her to be on the chubby side; a little too hefty for your refined tastes.

To you, I say: yes, you are right. She's obese. Gross. Awful. You keep those standards high, fellas. You keep hitting the club with your copy of The Game in your back pocket, and you keep throwing hundreds of dollars of drinks at tanorexic alcoholics who wake up loathing themselves and you. You keep chasing after those gym rat girls who hate every single out of place hair on their bodies and take out that hatred by playing the weirdest farked-up mind games they can think of with your head. Most of all, keep playing that wicked awesome game where they will actually sleep with someone one out of every twenty or thirty nights out at the club, and the rest they will delight in getting smashed on your wallet and then saying "oh, I have to go, my friend has the car."

I will be over here, getting my brains farked out by a curvy, soft, delicious woman with real tits. But you go have fun.

/OMG, I would WRECK that.
//Seriously, I would do EVERYTHING with her.


Knock yourself out, buddy.

Meanwhile, the sidebar has something for the rest of us:

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2012-06-05 10:03:16 AM
Move for Change

Yes, you want to click on the link
 
2012-06-05 12:11:03 PM
And we wonder why girls have eating disorders.
 
2012-06-05 01:14:13 PM
i.imgur.com
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2012-06-05 07:43:53 PM

Bleyo: Meanwhile, the sidebar has something for the rest of us:


Good God. She's so tiny. You'd snap her like a twig.
 
2012-06-05 10:49:47 PM

DanInKansas: Good God. She's so tiny. You'd snap her like a twig.


I've got a twig she'd find tiny, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/554

Hold on...I just insulted myself. Oh, well. Happens to the best of us.
 
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