If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Des Moines Register)   Police believe a mother strangled herself and her son to death, though not necessarily in that order   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 53
    More: Sick, Neb, Council Bluffs, choking  
•       •       •

6254 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2012 at 10:43 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



53 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-06-04 10:38:13 PM  
Undiagnosed clinical depression?
 
2012-06-04 10:45:32 PM  
Police believe a mother strangled herself and her son to death

AGH! The zombie outbreak contin-

though not necessarily in that order

...Never mind.
 
2012-06-04 10:47:09 PM  
You don't know! Were you there, smarty?
 
2012-06-04 10:47:37 PM  
Lay her next to the guy who shot himself in the head 8 times and then hung himself .
 
zez
2012-06-04 10:50:33 PM  
What about the woman that duct taped her hands behind her back then hung herself?
 
2012-06-04 10:53:58 PM  
Zip ties, for when you want to shed this mortal coil on the cheap.
 
2012-06-04 10:54:23 PM  
In my day, children would strangle themselves.

//AND WE LIKED IT!
 
2012-06-04 10:55:56 PM  
She probably had a vision that her son was the Antichrist. We should thank her.
 
2012-06-04 10:56:38 PM  
Why do they have to take someone else with them? If they want to die so bad they should just off themselves.
 
2012-06-04 10:57:36 PM  
Now, that's how you end a troubled genetic line!
 
2012-06-04 10:58:00 PM  

zez: What about the woman that duct taped her hands behind her back then hung herself?


www.jonco48.com


Sounds like she farked up and forgot the glue.

Only amateurs think they get a do over when it comes to suicide
 
2012-06-04 11:01:23 PM  
I'm sure you could turn it into a SAW scenario where the only way for the son to live would be to chop off his own mother's head.
 
2012-06-04 11:02:00 PM  
What is really creepy is I walked my dogs by their dead bodies for about 10 days. Same route every day, my 4 mile morning walk along the river. I passed them by like 20 feet. It smelled funny but I always thought it was a dead deer or a dead meth head. People smoking meth there all the time. A .45 in my belt plus Buddy and Webster (total combined weight of 23lb) keep my safe.
 
2012-06-04 11:02:16 PM  
Well that's it, I'm farking hanging myself and wal-marts paying for it.
 
2012-06-04 11:07:35 PM  

zez: What about the woman that duct taped her hands behind her back then hung herself?


Hey! Her husband was rich! Of course she did it to herself! Case closed
 
2012-06-04 11:08:35 PM  

zez: What about the woman that duct taped her hands behind her back then hung herself?


She's no more talented than anyone who falls on a few bullets.
 
2012-06-04 11:09:32 PM  

skinink: Zip ties, for when you want to shed this mortal coil on the cheap.


Or lip lines, when you just want to lose a leg, both hands, and the other foot.
 
2012-06-04 11:11:16 PM  

davidphogan: skinink: Zip ties, for when you want to shed this mortal coil on the cheap.

Or lip lines, when you just want to lose a leg, both hands, and the other foot.


Or zip lines when you want to go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
2012-06-04 11:11:59 PM  
How can you strangle yourself?
 
2012-06-04 11:17:50 PM  

Shirley Ujest: How can you strangle yourself?


Are you paying attention? Zip ties.
 
2012-06-04 11:20:09 PM  

Mega Steve: davidphogan: skinink: Zip ties, for when you want to shed this mortal coil on the cheap.

Or lip lines, when you just want to lose a leg, both hands, and the other foot.

Or zip lines when you want to go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


You could use coke lines for that as well.
 
2012-06-04 11:21:12 PM  

Shirley Ujest: How can you strangle yourself?


There are numerous methods, here's two:

cdn7.crossfitto.com
Marine method

media.portlandpulp.com
Star Fleet Method
 
2012-06-04 11:29:27 PM  
Strangulation and hanging.... suicide for when your car won't start.
 
2012-06-04 11:30:25 PM  
Well at least she didnt shoot herself twice in the back of the head. Suicide= lazy cops not wanting to do an investigation.
 
2012-06-04 11:31:19 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Shirley Ujest: How can you strangle yourself?

Are you paying attention? Zip ties.


Chris Benoit used the cable on his weight machine, wonder how many pounds he had it set on.
 
2012-06-04 11:45:17 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Shirley Ujest: How can you strangle yourself?

Are you paying attention? Zip ties.



I think I have to give points for the commitment of using zip ties. Unless they sit in the garage for a couple Arizona summers, those things are seriously unforgiving.


Said points directed at her suicide, not her son's murder. I feel a mixture of sadness and rage for anyone that could take their own child's life; mostly rage.


/why am I turning green?
 
2012-06-04 11:51:39 PM  

astelmaszek: What is really creepy is I walked my dogs by their dead bodies for about 10 days. Same route every day, my 4 mile morning walk along the river. I passed them by like 20 feet. It smelled funny but I always thought it was a dead deer or a dead meth head. People smoking meth there all the time. A .45 in my belt plus Buddy and Webster (total combined weight of 23lb) keep my safe.


YOU DID NOT.

Did you?

(did you?)
 
2012-06-05 12:02:39 AM  
Please tell me pigs aren't really that stupid.

/please?
//please...
 
2012-06-05 12:04:41 AM  
I just recently got around to seeing Brooklyn's finest and that was one of the worst looking death scenes I had seen in awhile
 
2012-06-05 12:09:06 AM  
*HUGS*

/for all the stressed out mommy's
//only stressed out daddy's get to choke a biatch
 
2012-06-05 12:16:33 AM  
That sad and souless looking little boy has dead eyes. Probably seen some horrible shiat.
 
2012-06-05 12:18:53 AM  
First Mad Men, now this.
 
2012-06-05 12:19:26 AM  
I bet the person who stopped her earlier suicide attempt feel shiatty now.
 
2012-06-05 12:26:09 AM  
First, she zipped herself inside a duffel bag.
 
2012-06-05 12:41:42 AM  

whatshisname: First, she zipped herself inside a duffel bag.


img807.imageshack.us

Yes...go on...
 
2012-06-05 12:44:52 AM  
I once strangled myself to death. It's not as difficult as people think.
 
2012-06-05 01:00:12 AM  
It's sad. Not only did she feel it necessary to take her own life, but that of her son. Probably to "protect" him from the consequences of her actions.

And she was kind of cute.
 
2012-06-05 01:01:59 AM  
I was just playing hangman with my nephew today!

/oh, not the word game.
 
2012-06-05 01:30:00 AM  

GungFu: I once strangled myself to death. It's not as difficult as people think.


You got better?
 
2012-06-05 01:31:25 AM  
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back....
 
2012-06-05 01:42:34 AM  

skinink: Zip ties, for when you want to shed this mortal coil on the cheap.


Good idea, actually. Once you do them up you can't undo them without cutting them. Good way to make sure you don't wimp out.

Of course, my first question is still "where's her husband/boyfriend/ex/baby daddy"?
 
2012-06-05 02:11:08 AM  

if_i_really_have_to: skinink: Zip ties, for when you want to shed this mortal coil on the cheap.

Good idea, actually. Once you do them up you can't undo them without cutting them. Good way to make sure you don't wimp out.

Of course, my first question is still "where's her husband/boyfriend/ex/baby daddy"?



My guess is putting out jars for a memorial fund to help pay off his double wide. Or his meth habit. Take your pick.
 
2012-06-05 02:47:50 AM  

wantingout: Well at least she didnt shoot herself twice in the back of the head. Suicide= lazy cops not wanting to do an investigation.


Junior Seau was murdered! It's just like Kurt Cobain!
 
2012-06-05 03:18:57 AM  

adeist69: if_i_really_have_to: skinink: Zip ties, for when you want to shed this mortal coil on the cheap.

Good idea, actually. Once you do them up you can't undo them without cutting them. Good way to make sure you don't wimp out.

Of course, my first question is still "where's her husband/boyfriend/ex/baby daddy"?


My guess is putting out jars for a memorial fund to help pay off his double wide. Or his meth habit. Take your pick.


I'm guessing the latter, sadly.
 
2012-06-05 03:24:30 AM  
Man! There's crazy. Then there's bat shiat crazy. And now there's this biatch. Wow!
She's so farked up I'm wondering how I managed to miss marrying her.

/ Once married to Sybil's sister.
// Every psychosis, neurosis, and behavior disorder plus multiple personalities for the win.
/// This one might even have managed to out crazy my ex.
 
2012-06-05 04:06:46 AM  

redsquid: I bet the person who stopped her earlier suicide attempt feel shiatty now.


So she tried it before, people said her "recent behavior was consistent with someone contemplating suicide" and nothing was done about it, by anyone. No friends, no family, not even some social or medical worker. So now it is extra sad that not only did this lady lose her life, but she took away her son's life also. No doubt in her distorted state of mind she thought it was the best option for him. But if she thought nobody cared, it looks like she was probably right.

This is just a sad story.
 
2012-06-05 07:48:41 AM  

SoCalSurfer: zez: What about the woman that duct taped her hands behind her back then hung herself?

Hey! Her husband was rich! Of course she did it to herself! Case closed


What about the guy that was looking into the Clinton whitewater scam, who commited suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head, and then hiding the gun?
 
2012-06-05 08:07:52 AM  

astelmaszek: What is really creepy is I walked my dogs by their dead bodies for about 10 days. Same route every day, my 4 mile morning walk along the river. I passed them by like 20 feet. It smelled funny but I always thought it was a dead deer or a dead meth head. People smoking meth there all the time. A .45 in my belt plus Buddy and Webster (total combined weight of 23lb) keep my safe.

Gyrfalcon: astelmaszek: What is really creepy is I walked my dogs by their dead bodies for about 10 days. Same route every day, my 4 mile morning walk along the river. I passed them by like 20 feet. It smelled funny but I always thought it was a dead deer or a dead meth head. People smoking meth there all the time. A .45 in my belt plus Buddy and Webster (total combined weight of 23lb) keep my safe.

YOU DID NOT.

Did you?

(did you?)


Unfortunately, I did. It used to be a great single track mountain bike trail, about 7 miles of it thru the woods along the MO river, twisty but flat. The river flooded last year badly around here in Iowa so now it's just a ton of sand and fallen threes. People still ride but there are just areas where you need to step off and walk the bike. I've been walking my dogs there for years, meth heads have been smoking their crap there for years, kids party there daily, people fish the river bank. I'm just amazed it took 10 days for someone to find them.
 
2012-06-05 08:41:18 AM  
Friends told investigators that Schilling's recent behavior was consistent with someone contemplating suicide.
 
2012-06-05 10:22:36 AM  

Raider_dad: Friends told investigators that Schilling's recent behavior was consistent with someone contemplating suicide.


Yeah, but whose friends?
 
Displayed 50 of 53 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report