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2012-06-04 05:26:19 PM  
People with enough interest in sexuality to invest in it may also put in the work to get a return on their investment? Weird.
 
2012-06-04 05:32:38 PM  
Hrm. Women with an improved self esteem enjoy having their bodies handled more than before? Color me ... green.

/super green
 
2012-06-04 05:32:53 PM  
Obvious tag too busy fapping?
 
2012-06-04 05:46:03 PM  
This message brought to you by The American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
 
2012-06-04 05:49:58 PM  
Great. You still have fake tits, though. Yes, they're big and they give everyone hard-ons, but you're never going to be the girl anyone writes home to mom about.

So, congratulations?
 
2012-06-04 05:53:16 PM  

Wangiss: People with enough interest in sexuality to invest in it may also put in the work to get a return on their investment? Weird.


Alternatively, sluts spend money to make their titties bigger.
 
2012-06-04 06:00:46 PM  
Keeping abreast of things are we,subby?
 
2012-06-04 06:21:57 PM  
And I found myself who had done this scientific study, only to find that these "results" come from a site called "Real Self" where people review their satisfaction with various types of surgery.

1009 women have posted reviews of their breast implant operations, some of them with pictures of themselves online. Intriguingly, this is exactly the same number of patients who have reviewed their rhinoplasty procedures. Perhaps these doctors offer a 2 for 1 special.

// Yes, they are not safe for work.
 
2012-06-04 06:54:22 PM  
Or it could just be that women that get breast implants are more sexual by nature.
 
2012-06-04 07:10:13 PM  
Fake breasts suck.
 
2012-06-04 07:28:49 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Or it could just be that women that get breast implants are more sexual by nature.


Except they are reporting a change in the amount of sex from before to after, suggesting that their baseline dirty dirty whorishness is not the critical variable.
 
2012-06-04 07:49:01 PM  
Survey conducted by doctor Nick Riviera
 
2012-06-04 08:12:29 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Or it could just be that women that get breast implants are more sexual by nature.


Go on...
 
2012-06-04 08:13:43 PM  

tallguywithglasseson


Survey conducted by doctor Nick Riviera


"Hi, A-cup body!"
 
2012-06-04 08:13:50 PM  

notmtwain: And I found myself who had done this scientific study, only to find that these "results" come from a site called "Real Self" where people review their satisfaction with various types of surgery.

1009 women have posted reviews of their breast implant operations, some of them with pictures of themselves online. Intriguingly, this is exactly the same number of patients who have reviewed their rhinoplasty procedures. Perhaps these doctors offer a 2 for 1 special.

// Yes, they are not safe for work.


Lotta titties on that site.
 
2012-06-04 08:19:24 PM  

Mugato: Fake breasts suck.


Ya know, as long as they don't LOOK or FEEL fake, I'm fine with 'em.
 
2012-06-04 08:20:03 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Or it could just be that women that get breast implants are more sexual by nature.


got my vote. Even non enhanced get my vote. I also like all the other areas of a females body. SO all in all. I guess. I like whatever THEY like, and aim to please so I can aim to please again.
 
2012-06-04 08:20:51 PM  
the increased weight of the mammaries may make modifications to the method of movement when monkeying around?
 
2012-06-04 08:22:13 PM  
But they're faking it.
 
2012-06-04 08:22:20 PM  
I can haz boobies thread?
 
2012-06-04 08:23:17 PM  

loonatic112358: the increased weight of the mammaries may make modifications to the method of movement when monkeying around?


depends on what the definition of "is" is and "The" is,
 
2012-06-04 08:23:53 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Mugato: Fake breasts suck.

Ya know, as long as they don't LOOK or FEEL fake, I'm fine with 'em.


Real... Fake... My research so far has proven to me that both taste the same.
 
2012-06-04 08:26:15 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Mugato: Fake breasts suck.

Ya know, as long as they don't LOOK or FEEL fake, I'm fine with 'em.


Yes, but would you suck them?
 
2012-06-04 08:27:21 PM  
Honestly, I have so much of my face buried in her crotch that I have little time to notice teh boobies.

Unless the lady would liked to have her nipples tweaked at the same time. I do have long arms, and I'm willing to accomodate.
 
2012-06-04 08:27:52 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: PizzaJedi81: Mugato: Fake breasts suck.

Ya know, as long as they don't LOOK or FEEL fake, I'm fine with 'em.

Yes, but would you suck them?


Boy, would I!
 
2012-06-04 08:30:12 PM  

Mugato: Fake breasts dont suck themselves.

 
2012-06-04 08:30:34 PM  

Coyote Doyenne: Honestly, I have so much of my face buried in her crotch that I have little time to notice teh boobies.

Unless the lady would liked to have her nipples tweaked at the same time. I do have long arms, and I'm willing to accomodate.


That's the most heartwarming story I've read since Gift of the Magi.
 
2012-06-04 08:31:02 PM  
I never did care much for store bought titties.
 
2012-06-04 08:31:51 PM  

Mildot: I never did care much for store bought titties.


I mean, I'll grant you, I PREFER real ones, but let's face it...I love me some titties.
 
2012-06-04 08:32:35 PM  

Coyote Doyenne: Honestly, I have so much of my face buried in her crotch that I have little time to notice teh boobies.

Unless the lady would liked to have her nipples tweaked at the same time. I do have long arms, and I'm willing to accomodate.


multitask ma'am, multitask
 
2012-06-04 08:32:44 PM  
Obvious?
 
2012-06-04 08:33:02 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Yes, but would you suck them?
Boy, would I!

4photos.net

Thought this was a boobies thread?
 
2012-06-04 08:33:43 PM  

Mugato: Fake breasts suck.


sweet. More MILFs for me :)
 
2012-06-04 08:34:40 PM  
Got to feel one pair of bolt-ons. Felt like two halves of an unripe navel orange with skin stretched over them. would go 50/50 on turn on versus turn off. Would prefer large real though.
 
2012-06-04 08:36:01 PM  
It's so weird, I was just thinking about breasts. LIKE I HAVE FOR THE LAST HOWEVER SO MANY DECADES.

- Bottle-fed, orally fixated, mammal. Boy that really fleshes out a resume.
 
2012-06-04 08:36:10 PM  
I must say, some women are pretty good at choosing just the right amount of enhancement. Others, not so much...

Fake or real makes no difference, as long as I can have enjoy..
 
2012-06-04 08:36:30 PM  
I derive pleasure from all (female) boobies

/EIP if you feel so inclined
 
2012-06-04 08:37:04 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Or it could just be that women that get breast implants are more sexual by nature.


Would you want a man with a fake cock?


I realize cocks and breasts serve different purposes during sex. But no doubt, at some point in the future plastic surgeon will come up with some sort of common enhancement (unlike the crude procedures of today). Cocks will be in outlandish proportions. The day will come.
 
2012-06-04 08:37:10 PM  

Mildot: I never did care much for store bought titties.


You do realize of course that breast implants have come a loooong way since the 70's right?

Most of the time, its VERY difficult to tell...especially if they are implanted underneath the pectoral muscle, in which case, you cant even feel them.

Also, in the case of a sub-pectoral augmentation, you are touching/feeling titties....because the actual implant is underneath the muscle on their chest wall.
 
2012-06-04 08:37:13 PM  
Women with fake boobs love sex, but you're not going to get any bargains. Recouping the cost is always part of the equation.
 
2012-06-04 08:37:56 PM  
Just goes to show that a woman's orgasm is 100% in the mind, whereas with dudes, 100% in the cock.

/ or something
 
2012-06-04 08:39:49 PM  

filter: Grables'Daughter: Or it could just be that women that get breast implants are more sexual by nature.

Would you want a man with a fake cock?


I realize cocks and breasts serve different purposes during sex. But no doubt, at some point in the future plastic surgeon will come up with some sort of common enhancement (unlike the crude procedures of today). Cocks will be in outlandish proportions. The day will come.



I would think women would be OK with that since they already use dildos and vibrators. It's not like we go around squeezing disembodied breast-like material. At least most of us don't.
 
2012-06-04 08:40:06 PM  

DeltaPunch: Great. You still have fake tits, though. Yes, they're big and they give everyone hard-ons, but you're never going to be the girl anyone writes home to mom about.

So, congratulations?


Dear Mom,

I met this wonderful girl at the doctor's office yesterday.

Love,
Sally
 
2012-06-04 08:40:16 PM  

The Dogs of War: I derive pleasure from all (female) boobies


www.atomicnerds.com

They're doing it again.

I know, I know...let's go get a beer, get your mind off it, okay?
 
2012-06-04 08:43:17 PM  

Lost_in_Oregon: DeltaPunch: Great. You still have fake tits, though. Yes, they're big and they give everyone hard-ons, but you're never going to be the girl anyone writes home to mom about.

So, congratulations?

Dear Mom,

I met this wonderful girl at the doctor's office yesterday.

Love,
SallySonja



Look at the tits on ya.
 
2012-06-04 08:44:12 PM  

DeltaPunch: Great. You still have fake tits, though. Yes, they're big and they give everyone hard-ons, but you're never going to be the girl anyone writes home to mom about.

So, congratulations?



Actually....about that....
 
2012-06-04 08:45:18 PM  

The Dogs of War: EIP if you feel so inclined


What the hell, I'll get in on that, too.

Been a while since I got BIE, so EIP, also.
 
2012-06-04 08:46:29 PM  

PizzaJedi81: would I!


hairlip! hairlip!
 
2012-06-04 08:46:43 PM  

brap: That's the most heartwarming story I've read since Gift of the Magi.


And THAT'S why I have you favorited, ya big palooka.

loonatic112358: multitask ma'am, multitask


That's what she said.
 
2012-06-04 08:47:37 PM  
Bolt-ons cost money. Why not get what you wanted out of the expense?
 
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