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2012-06-04 03:07:29 PM
Are we thinking completely nude or wearing underoos?
 
2012-06-04 03:07:29 PM
done in the headline?
 
2012-06-04 03:08:50 PM
They tasered her hoo-ha?
 
TWX
2012-06-04 03:10:04 PM

Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?


God I hope not... think of the smell...
 
2012-06-04 03:10:54 PM
47 year old who lives next to the railroad tracks... Bad images bad images.
 
2012-06-04 03:11:09 PM
Sounds like the two guys who came to help her got in trouble for no good reason.
 
2012-06-04 03:11:27 PM

Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?


Free form of hair removal
 
2012-06-04 03:13:32 PM

Genju: 47 year old who lives next to the railroad tracks... Bad images bad images.


www.humormeonline.com
 
2012-06-04 03:13:50 PM

Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?


It's more likely than you think.

/Possibly NSFW if your boss objects to the word "Tampon."
//Possibly NSFSanity if you object to the words "Tampon stun gun."
 
2012-06-04 03:14:43 PM
The best kind of half-naked.

I don't care if your fat or skinny
you lok better without pants
i'm telllnin u
 
2012-06-04 03:15:25 PM
What an asshole.

no really, it was remarkable.
 
2012-06-04 03:15:48 PM
Came here looking for a picture of what a 1/2 naked woman would look like.........
 
2012-06-04 03:16:44 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-06-04 03:18:09 PM
Octomom Trifecta !!!
/one can only wish.
 
2012-06-04 03:18:15 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: The best kind of half-naked.

I don't care if your fat or skinny
you lok better without pants
i'm telllnin u


47-year-old-woman-by-the-railroad-tracks half-naked, you mean?
 
2012-06-04 03:18:33 PM
FTFA:

Virginia Simmons, 47, is charged with indecent exposure, obstruction of justice, being drunk in public and disorderly conduct.

Really? Disorderly conduct and indecent exposure weren't enough? You have to throw the book at this chick? I mean, she's asking for trouble and all, but that's pretty dickish with the charges there...
 
2012-06-04 03:18:42 PM

strapp3r: [rlv.zcache.com image 325x325]


The thread for voting for Octomom's stripper name is
 
2012-06-04 03:19:13 PM
Another enterprising bath salts enthusiast?


*Clicks on link*



Oh. Booooring.
 
2012-06-04 03:19:44 PM
Those jerk cops and their silly sirens ruined a perfectly good episode of MacGyver for this poor woman.
 
2012-06-04 03:20:19 PM

WhippingBoy: Jon iz teh kewl: The best kind of half-naked.

I don't care if your fat or skinny
you lok better without pants
i'm telllnin u

47-year-old-woman-by-the-railroad-tracks half-naked, you mean?


sounds rapeable to me
 
2012-06-04 03:20:22 PM
Was she planning to eat someone's face?
 
2012-06-04 03:20:39 PM

SkunkWerks: strapp3r: [rlv.zcache.com image 325x325]

The thread for voting for Octomom's stripper name is


portalhunt.com

(silly formatting)
 
2012-06-04 03:20:56 PM
I get my taser shocks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2012-06-04 03:21:21 PM
www.umphreys.com
 
2012-06-04 03:27:13 PM

TWX: Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?

God I hope not... think of the smell...


I've been to a fish fry. Smells great. Just toss some breading on it.
 
2012-06-04 03:28:26 PM
She got the shocker?
 
TWX
2012-06-04 03:34:30 PM

Candygram for Mongo: TWX: Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?

God I hope not... think of the smell...

I've been to a fish fry. Smells great. Just toss some breading on it.


I've been to a fish fry too.. Never seen a fish that looks like looks like a hairy burnt taco...
 
2012-06-04 03:36:13 PM

Killer Cars: I get my taser shocks above the waistline, sunshine.


Thank god I'm only watching the game.
 
2012-06-04 03:36:34 PM
Article fails without detailed description of pooty hair
 
2012-06-04 03:38:44 PM
i207.photobucket.com

\oblig
 
2012-06-04 03:39:40 PM
i46.tinypic.com

He warned her.
 
2012-06-04 03:42:06 PM

DirkTheDaring: [i46.tinypic.com image 200x200]

He warned her.


This, that guy was great.
 
2012-06-04 03:42:43 PM

Mikey1969: FTFA:

Virginia Simmons, 47, is charged with indecent exposure, obstruction of justice, being drunk in public and disorderly conduct.

Really? Disorderly conduct and indecent exposure weren't enough? You have to throw the book at this chick? I mean, she's asking for trouble and all, but that's pretty dickish with the charges there...


They want to discourage this behavior in other 47 y/o women? Just a guess.
 
2012-06-04 03:46:56 PM
Aim for her anus.
 
2012-06-04 03:49:42 PM
Seems to me like if you taser one half, the other half is pretty much tasered as well.
 
2012-06-04 03:52:15 PM

TWX: Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?

God I hope not... think of the smell...


Tighten her up really good though.

/I'll be turning in my woman credentials now
 
2012-06-04 03:53:05 PM

busy chillin': What an asshole.

no really, it was remarkable.


You don't say?
 
2012-06-04 03:53:35 PM
ah, the "loud drunk chick".
cops were willing to let he off the hook. all she had to do was keep her mouth shut and go back inside. but as anyone who has dealt with a "loud drunk chick" knows, they will do the opposite of what you tell them because "YOOOO CAN'ST TELL ME WHUDDA DO! DOAN TUSH ME!"
 
2012-06-04 03:54:46 PM
It might have been better than what she had been using, at that time she didn't have pants on and she knew the cops would pull out the high voltage stimulator.
 
TWX
2012-06-04 03:57:10 PM

GatorHater: [i207.photobucket.com image 470x338]
(mermaid vs reverse mermaid picture)
\oblig


that depends on how willing the first one is via other means, and how much conversation one wants in between...

/doesn't even want to contemplate the sounds coming out of the other...
 
2012-06-04 04:04:01 PM
That's my second favorite half!
 
TWX
2012-06-04 04:04:05 PM

Gyrfalcon: TWX: Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?

God I hope not... think of the smell...

Tighten her up really good though.

/I'll be turning in my woman credentials now


I hadn't thought of that particular result...

*reads profile*

So, were you a Hayes user or a USR user?

/still remembers his modem init string
//AT&FM1L3S11=49
 
2012-06-04 04:08:35 PM

GatorHater: [i207.photobucket.com image 470x338]

\oblig


the one on the right. then there's the off chance that our DNA might combine and form something even more exciting
 
2012-06-04 04:10:43 PM
You ain't lived till you had a TENS unit clipped to a below-the-belt piercing and cranked way up.
 
2012-06-04 04:14:38 PM

ASBOTUL VODAK: You ain't lived till you had a TENS unit clipped to a below-the-belt piercing and cranked way up.


How YOU doing, slave? Bow to the mistress!
 
2012-06-04 04:20:37 PM
Wouldn't that be counterproductive?
*zzzzap*
"Ooo, tingly! Do it again!"
 
2012-06-04 04:20:53 PM
Surprised that they got her with an indecent exposure charge, as I've seen women get off, no pun intended, of that charge on the grounds that their genitalia are internal, thus very difficult to see in an indecent way.

Then again, she's 47 and probably fugly, so taser her up and throw the book at her!

/ is COPS still on the air?
 
2012-06-04 04:21:20 PM
I just want to say something.
 
2012-06-04 04:32:46 PM

busy chillin': What an asshole.

no really, it was remarkable.


Oh! Calcutta!

/Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2012-06-04 04:33:48 PM

TWX: Gyrfalcon: TWX: Mega Steve: They tasered her hoo-ha?

God I hope not... think of the smell...

Tighten her up really good though.

/I'll be turning in my woman credentials now

I hadn't thought of that particular result...

*reads profile*

So, were you a Hayes user or a USR user?

/still remembers his modem init string
//AT&FM1L3S11=49


Whippersnappers. I had a 300 baud acoustic coupler -- and I liked it!

/also sneakernet
//5 miles in 10ft of snow backwards!
 
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