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(FOX Charlotte)   Woman beats man with prosthetic leg during argument over groceries   (foxcharlotte.com) divider line 60
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2012-06-04 01:48:30 PM  
Was her name "Peg"? "Eileen"?
 
2012-06-04 01:51:49 PM  
"Pardon me, ma'am, but would you like to try some of this leg?" *holds out sample of leg of lamb, beatdown ensues*
 
2012-06-04 02:14:14 PM  
She doesn't have a leg to stand on if he files charges.
 
2012-06-04 02:32:23 PM  
I guess she couldn't foot the bill.
 
2012-06-04 02:32:44 PM  
If he'd been armed, this wouldn't have happened
 
2012-06-04 02:43:32 PM  
What a monster, beating up on a poor handicapped man like that.
 
2012-06-04 02:58:47 PM  
That's when the victim says the woman took off her leg and started hitting him.

I would think after the first whack, or even before, I would have just stepped back a pace or two. What, is she gonna' hop after you with leg in hand?
 
2012-06-04 02:59:15 PM  
careful, those things are fragilé.
 
2012-06-04 03:00:46 PM  
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"I guess that would be the main bullet point of this presentation."
 
2012-06-04 03:15:31 PM  
Could be worse.

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2012-06-04 03:18:41 PM  
She deserves a major award.
 
2012-06-04 04:49:31 PM  
The Capitalization in the Headline Gives Me A Headache
 
2012-06-04 05:06:15 PM  
Poor Heather Mills really has let herself go
 
2012-06-04 05:32:34 PM  
Come on, Eileen.
 
2012-06-04 05:33:45 PM  
unavailable for comment

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2012-06-04 05:34:12 PM  
I bet she was using 150 coupons and the guy suffered coupon rage
 
2012-06-04 05:34:22 PM  
I hear she was hoppin mad
 
2012-06-04 05:35:05 PM  
Sounds like he never grew out of that 'just throw whatever you want in the cart' mentality. Should've been beaten with a wooden leg a long time ago.
 
2012-06-04 05:36:24 PM  
Was she quoted as saying, "I'm gonna git you sucka"?
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2012-06-04 05:37:25 PM  
What's the name of his other leg?
 
2012-06-04 05:38:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Was her name "Peg"? "Eileen"?


If she was Asian her name would be Irene.
 
2012-06-04 05:43:59 PM  
Poor bastard was unarmed.
 
2012-06-04 05:45:44 PM  
Police say a woman beat a man with a prosthetic leg during an argument in Gastonia.

Is that a town, or an instance of irritable bowel syndrome?
 
2012-06-04 05:46:38 PM  
Beating a guy with a prosthetic leg isn't very difficult, particularly if he had recently gotten the leg and wasn't used to it yet.
 
2012-06-04 05:48:51 PM  
last week she was imitating the Rockettes, almost killed the cat.
 
2012-06-04 05:51:08 PM  
When I was in the 7th grade many years ago, we had a girl in class that had a prosthetic leg. "Mary". She was a fairly mean person. Sometimes people would pick on her, not because of her leg but because of her attitude. She wouldn't hesitate to take that leg off and throw at someone. I remember her getting suspended a few times for it.
 
2012-06-04 05:58:50 PM  
sharetv.org

"You said you loved me!"

(Hawt)
 
2012-06-04 06:00:54 PM  
Someone's got a leg up on the competition in the extreme couponing olympics.
 
2012-06-04 06:01:23 PM  
She beat him with the left leg, so I guess that makes her all right.
 
2012-06-04 06:01:51 PM  
i guess she breaks all the rules about a one legged man at an @$$ kicking contest.
 
2012-06-04 06:02:13 PM  
 
2012-06-04 06:19:31 PM  
Why is this headline properly capitalized? I thought that was a no-no on Fark?
 
2012-06-04 06:21:01 PM  

bim1154: When I was in the 7th grade many years ago, we had a girl in class that had a prosthetic leg. "Mary". She was a fairly mean person. Sometimes people would pick on her, not because of her leg but because of her attitude. She wouldn't hesitate to take that leg off and throw at someone. I remember her getting suspended a few times for it.


Awesome. She sounds like a well balanced grounded individual. I wonder how she turned out.
 
2012-06-04 06:23:22 PM  
Beating up disabled people is no joke, submitter.

/Ambiguously grammared headline is ambiguous
//Yes, "grammared". It's perfectly cromulent.
 
2012-06-04 06:29:01 PM  

whatshisname: Why is this headline

improperly capitalized?

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2012-06-04 06:31:08 PM  
He fought back. He pulled the dialysis tube out of her neck.

/cringes
 
2012-06-04 06:32:42 PM  
TFA contained something about her dialysis tube being ripped out durring the scuffle. Musts been a ginger.
 
2012-06-04 06:33:29 PM  

KrispyKritter: last week she was imitating the Rockettes, almost killed the cat.


img88.imageshack.us

Not if the cat has any say in it.
 
2012-06-04 06:36:09 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

...Tell us how you do!
 
2012-06-04 06:43:56 PM  
And where did you say you saw this farce? On the Krusty the Klown Kavalkade? In a W.C. Fields single-reeler?

In real life? Great. Reality is turning into to Toon Town.
 
2012-06-04 06:47:30 PM  

LeroyBourne: bim1154: When I was in the 7th grade many years ago, we had a girl in class that had a prosthetic leg. "Mary". She was a fairly mean person. Sometimes people would pick on her, not because of her leg but because of her attitude. She wouldn't hesitate to take that leg off and throw at someone. I remember her getting suspended a few times for it.
Awesome. She sounds like a well balanced grounded individual. I wonder how she turned out.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-04 06:49:14 PM  

whatshisname: Why is this headline properly capitalized? I thought that was a no-no on Fark?


Sometimes the mods nod. Sometimes they even let you use correct grammar and spelling, sometimes they'll even green-light one that makes sense.

A headline is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get from it.

Old Editorial Tradition.
 
2012-06-04 06:51:08 PM  

stevetherobot: What's the name of his other leg?


Leftie.

You had to ask. You just had to ask. It's not my fault.
 
2012-06-04 06:51:37 PM  

RibbyK: LeroyBourne: bim1154: When I was in the 7th grade many years ago, we had a girl in class that had a prosthetic leg. "Mary". She was a fairly mean person. Sometimes people would pick on her, not because of her leg but because of her attitude. She wouldn't hesitate to take that leg off and throw at someone. I remember her getting suspended a few times for it.
Awesome. She sounds like a well balanced grounded individual. I wonder how she turned out.

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Yea.. never thought about that till now. Wonder if she ever got married and had kids.
 
2012-06-04 06:54:14 PM  
Cops say the woman's dialysis tube was pulled from her neck during the scuffle.

On dialysis, missing a leg, irritable... Does she have dia-beat-us, by any chance?
 
2012-06-04 06:54:20 PM  

RibbyK: LeroyBourne: bim1154: When I was in the 7th grade many years ago, we had a girl in class that had a prosthetic leg. "Mary". She was a fairly mean person. Sometimes people would pick on her, not because of her leg but because of her attitude. She wouldn't hesitate to take that leg off and throw at someone. I remember her getting suspended a few times for it.
Awesome. She sounds like a well balanced grounded individual. I wonder how she turned out.

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A friend pointed out a guy on the street with one leg. He said that the guy amused himself by kicking passersby in the ass.

It was true.

No one suspects the butterfly one-legged man.
 
2012-06-04 06:58:43 PM  

You bet yer ass she knows how to use em!

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2012-06-04 07:37:24 PM  
"I defeet you!" She gasped...
 
2012-06-04 07:47:27 PM  
I'm sorry, but I think we are ignoring the larger article.

/seriously, someone submitted the article about a leg but not a zebra?
 
2012-06-04 08:07:53 PM  
No mean feat.
 
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