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(CBC) NewsFlash Luka Rocco Magnotta confirmed arrested in Berlin   (cbc.ca) divider line 43
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2012-06-04 11:08:00 AM
7 votes:
His films are actually quite good. Though sometimes a little light on plot, he makes up for it with emotional character arcs and an insight into what truly drives humanity to its peaks. It's a travesty that mental illness seems to have gotten the better of him, though nothing has been proven yet, because I think he was just coming into his own. I hope that he continues to pursue his writing and acting while in prison, which should be easy considering the availability of rapists.
2012-06-04 10:57:31 AM
7 votes:
Did he try to flee on foot?
2012-06-04 10:58:18 AM
6 votes:
They found him on the second floor

/got nuttin
2012-06-04 10:58:01 AM
6 votes:
Of course freaky body parts guy went to Germany. Of course.
2012-06-04 10:57:12 AM
6 votes:
Will they extradite him back to Canada?

In pieces, via the mail system...
2012-06-04 10:59:11 AM
5 votes:
Was he arrested by piece officers?
2012-06-04 11:04:57 AM
4 votes:
Sick bin ein Berliner.
2012-06-04 11:20:37 AM
3 votes:
RIP Luca Brasi

www.gonemovies.com

/hot like prOn
2012-06-04 04:46:29 PM
2 votes:
Well, bring him back to Canada, chop chop
2012-06-04 04:41:36 PM
2 votes:
Isn't Germany where all the gay cannibal serial killers hang-out?

/Seems kinda cliche.
2012-06-04 02:40:49 PM
2 votes:
Representative of the unwashed masses: For the court could you please show us where the mean man touched you?

i.imgur.com
He then asked me "Whosagooddoggy?"
2012-06-04 01:35:39 PM
2 votes:
lordaction: I started to wonder when I saw the story about this homosexual atheist. Is this something new? Turns out that 43% of serial killers are homosexuals. Source

So the majority of serial killers are straight, got 'cha!
2012-06-04 11:56:36 AM
2 votes:
TheOther: [www.cbc.ca image 620x465]

Thankfully, a security agent was there to confront the real threat...a chick wearing a head-scarf.
2012-06-04 11:51:12 AM
2 votes:
www.cbc.ca

Thankfully, a security agent was there to confront the real threat...a chick wearing a head-scarf.
2012-06-04 11:07:40 AM
2 votes:
so his experiment in irl tcp/ip packeting of person was a failure then?
2012-06-04 11:03:18 AM
2 votes:
I think I've seen that guy before. He lives upstairs from me. He lives on the second floor, I think.
2012-06-04 10:58:04 AM
2 votes:
Sock Ruh Tease: Did he try to flee on foot?

He fled to Europe to get a leg-up on the authorities.
2012-06-04 09:53:37 PM
1 votes:
Salem Witch: cherrydog: mc_madness: Gay agenda FAIL lol...

yep this is our agenda. pose as 3rd rate porn actors to advance murder, cannibalism, necrophilia and kitten-killling in society.

/the more you know
//did i mention kitten-killing

Oh you whacky gays. What other mischievous capers and high jinks can we look forward to? ;-)


ruining marriage for straight people and bringing down all of civilization. and more crap on bravo.

be afeared!
2012-06-04 03:15:15 PM
1 votes:
kvinesknows: bobbette: In Canada we don't generally find that violent crimes against prisoners by prison staff or other prisoners is tolerable or part of a sentence.

LOL, thats funny!

lets go ask my uncle who went into prison 5'8' 120 pounds and shoulder length hair and came out 5'8" 210 with hardly any fat and a buzz cut why exactly he changed over those 18 years...


Because he's a felon?
2012-06-04 02:13:29 PM
1 votes:
When I picture Magnotta sitting in a jail cell this is what I automatically envision

theiddm.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-04 01:13:02 PM
1 votes:
valkore: Representative of the unwashed masses: Hopefully he'll become part of a lot of gay porn action in prison for the next 50-70 years.

Eh, I think his stint in prison will be a lot shorter than that.

[www.tornadohills.com image 216x219]


Although I am against the death penalty in almost all cases, I was going to say that he would likely receive the treatment that he deserves in prison--with a broom stick. There's a moral and social hierarchy in prisons and pedophiles are perhaps the only class of prisoner that would rank below this guy. Unfortunately he is probably a sado-masochist so he might enjoy himself. Solitary confinement will fix that. This is why I am against execution in most cases. Sometimes life is more cruel than death.

He was clearly an attention-whore and solitary confinement is perfect for him. I suspect HE was the one who started rumours of dating Karla Homolka and that he was also responsible for drawing attention to everything he did or allegedly did, such as kitten killing and posting "teasers" about the murder and post-mortem indignities to his room-mate BEFORE the crime was committed. Yes, yes, yes, an oubliette is a cruel, cruel fate for an attention-whore.
2012-06-04 01:05:36 PM
1 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.comimages4.wikia.nocookie.net

Well, I think we can guess what his favorite movie is.

/Twinklight
2012-06-04 12:23:32 PM
1 votes:
ongbok: kvinesknows: Kinda makes you wonder just how easily a real terrorist could get around if he made it to Germany before being caught

He was probably in Germany before his crime was ever found out. They said that he left Canada for Paris the same day he killed the guy and mailed the body parts, so he was probably in Germany a few hours later. He should have fled somewhere that Interpol doesn't have much reach.


The article on the french side of the CBC's website has a lot more details. He stayed 3-4 nights in Paris before hopping on a bus to Germany. The first person he stayed with turned himself in when he saw the pictures of the guy in the news, and a few barmen, after identifying him on CC cameras, picked up his beer bottles and gave them to police so they could get his fingerprints off them. He may alos be responsilbe for a couple of jewelry store thefts.

Looks like Mr. "It's easy to change your identiy and disappear" needs to work on the details of his cunning plan.
2012-06-04 12:20:44 PM
1 votes:
Strongbeerrules: So much for his boasting he could change his I.D. and disappear completely. The police found him after one week.

An attention whore like him can't stand to truly disappear. He was caught at an internet cafe and I'll bet he was there reading the news about himself. They could have caught this guy using a box held up by a stick and baited with a Montreal Gazette.
2012-06-04 11:57:02 AM
1 votes:
You know who else was caught in Berlin that was responsible for killing.....dismembering.....etc etc.

/sad it took this long Fark....
2012-06-04 11:42:53 AM
1 votes:
i2.listal.com

Relieved
/just don't ask him what it was
2012-06-04 11:29:43 AM
1 votes:
animal900: there's a break in the URL.

Fire the meteor gun!
2012-06-04 11:23:16 AM
1 votes:
bobbette: Representative of the unwashed masses: slapmastered: Who?

/dnrtfa

Who's on first. but that's not important right now. Good thing this guy is arrested. Hopefully he'll become part of a lot of gay porn action in prison for the next 50-70 years.

That's in America (prior to some new rules on prison rape which hopefully will help end the practice of sexual assaults on prisoners.) In Canada we don't generally find that violent crimes against prisoners by prison staff or other prisoners is tolerable or part of a sentence.


Oh I know that, actually an old friend of mine from high school has worked for years with corrections Canada. while not the Oz type place you see on TV I still wouldn't want to be anywhere near a maximum security type place. They'll probably put this sicko in the same place as Williams and Berdardo. Hopefully there is some sort of riot where those three have an 'unfortunate interaction' with the general population.
2012-06-04 11:20:09 AM
1 votes:
Son of Thunder: We need a good name for this guy. We called Vincent Li (the greyhound bus guy) the Manitoba Denogginizer.

Luka Lop-limb?
The Montreal Man-muncher?


The Chop and Chuck Canuck?
2012-06-04 11:18:41 AM
1 votes:
Why am I supposed to care about this again? Gimme just the good parts....
2012-06-04 11:15:13 AM
1 votes:
We need a good name for this guy. We called Vincent Li (the greyhound bus guy) the Manitoba Denogginizer.

Luka Lop-limb?
The Montreal Man-muncher?
2012-06-04 11:15:04 AM
1 votes:
fred_chan: Good.

However I was kind of hoping he would be in the wilderness somewhere and get attacked and eaten by a wolf or a bear, because the animals wouldn't know who he was or what he had done and he would have been denied the attention he so desperately seeks. On the other hand, if he'd been eaten in the wilderness by an animal, people may not have ever known that he was dead and justice had been served, and some might have lost sleep over that. On the other hand, Canada doesn't have the death penalty, so this guy can attention whore from prison for the rest of his life now. I wish a bear had got him. :(


Hey, keep your hopes up, it really does happen: Link
2012-06-04 11:05:46 AM
1 votes:
Good.

However I was kind of hoping he would be in the wilderness somewhere and get attacked and eaten by a wolf or a bear, because the animals wouldn't know who he was or what he had done and he would have been denied the attention he so desperately seeks. On the other hand, if he'd been eaten in the wilderness by an animal, people may not have ever known that he was dead and justice had been served, and some might have lost sleep over that. On the other hand, Canada doesn't have the death penalty, so this guy can attention whore from prison for the rest of his life now. I wish a bear had got him. :(
2012-06-04 11:03:45 AM
1 votes:
Knew he'd be in Germany. Canadians are too polite to do anything like this.

Canadians are a very clean people, mind you. They would have never left the apartment covered in blood. They'd have cleaned top to bottom, and even left a spritz of Lemon Pledge behind.
2012-06-04 11:03:12 AM
1 votes:
This expensive worldwide manhut probably cost an arm and a leg.
2012-06-04 11:02:22 AM
1 votes:
Representative of the unwashed masses: slapmastered: Who?

/dnrtfa

Who's on first. but that's not important right now. Good thing this guy is arrested. Hopefully he'll become part of a lot of gay porn action in prison for the next 50-70 years.


Yeah, not exactly punishment, is it? Send him to an all-female prison.
2012-06-04 11:01:59 AM
1 votes:
Looks like he didn't think his cutting plan all the way through...
2012-06-04 11:01:59 AM
1 votes:
Sock Ruh Tease: Did he try to flee on foot?

He didn't have a leg to stand on.
2012-06-04 11:01:45 AM
1 votes:
How's his next porn coming?

working title: I Love You to Pieces
2012-06-04 11:00:17 AM
1 votes:
I wonder how this is gonna affect my life....
2012-06-04 11:00:10 AM
1 votes:
cgraves67: Will they extradite him...

BurnShrike
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Will they extradite him back to Canada?

In pieces, via the mail system...

Dammit!


I beat you to it, hand-over-fist.
2012-06-04 10:59:39 AM
1 votes:
Send him back ... we'll show him what we do to 'separatists' in Canada, eh?
2012-06-04 10:58:14 AM
1 votes:
Ship him to Canada in a box with a few starving cats?
 
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