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(CBC) NewsFlash Luka Rocco Magnotta confirmed arrested in Berlin   (cbc.ca) divider line 198
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2012-06-04 10:57:12 AM
Will they extradite him back to Canada?

In pieces, via the mail system...
 
2012-06-04 10:57:28 AM
Wat?
 
2012-06-04 10:57:31 AM
Did he try to flee on foot?
 
2012-06-04 10:58:01 AM
Of course freaky body parts guy went to Germany. Of course.
 
2012-06-04 10:58:03 AM
He should have never farked with zee Jerman Efficiency.
 
2012-06-04 10:58:04 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Did he try to flee on foot?


He fled to Europe to get a leg-up on the authorities.
 
2012-06-04 10:58:14 AM
Ship him to Canada in a box with a few starving cats?
 
2012-06-04 10:58:18 AM
They found him on the second floor

/got nuttin
 
2012-06-04 10:58:26 AM
Who?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-06-04 10:59:11 AM
Was he arrested by piece officers?
 
2012-06-04 10:59:16 AM
Sock Ruh Tease

Did he try to flee on foot?


No, he attempted to escape on a pink, hairy pogo stick.
 
2012-06-04 10:59:21 AM
Did the French police give the German police a hand?
 
2012-06-04 10:59:23 AM
Will they extradite him...

BurnShrike
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Will they extradite him back to Canada?

In pieces, via the mail system...

Dammit!
 
2012-06-04 10:59:39 AM
Send him back ... we'll show him what we do to 'separatists' in Canada, eh?
 
2012-06-04 11:00:10 AM

cgraves67: Will they extradite him...

BurnShrike
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Will they extradite him back to Canada?

In pieces, via the mail system...

Dammit!


I beat you to it, hand-over-fist.
 
2012-06-04 11:00:17 AM
I wonder how this is gonna affect my life....
 
2012-06-04 11:00:57 AM

slapmastered: Who?

/dnrtfa


Who's on first. but that's not important right now. Good thing this guy is arrested. Hopefully he'll become part of a lot of gay porn action in prison for the next 50-70 years.
 
2012-06-04 11:01:06 AM

HaveBeerWillTravel: Of course freaky body parts guy went to Germany. Of course.


He was going to start sequence two.
 
2012-06-04 11:01:32 AM
Kinda makes you wonder just how easily a real terrorist could get around if he made it to Germany before being caught
 
2012-06-04 11:01:45 AM
How's his next porn coming?

working title: I Love You to Pieces
 
2012-06-04 11:01:59 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Did he try to flee on foot?


He didn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2012-06-04 11:01:59 AM
Looks like he didn't think his cutting plan all the way through...
 
2012-06-04 11:02:13 AM
My wife works one floor above where the first foot was delivered.

/CSB
 
2012-06-04 11:02:22 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: slapmastered: Who?

/dnrtfa

Who's on first. but that's not important right now. Good thing this guy is arrested. Hopefully he'll become part of a lot of gay porn action in prison for the next 50-70 years.


Yeah, not exactly punishment, is it? Send him to an all-female prison.
 
2012-06-04 11:02:58 AM
I wonder who gave him a hand or a leg-up to get to Berlin.
 
2012-06-04 11:03:12 AM
This expensive worldwide manhut probably cost an arm and a leg.
 
2012-06-04 11:03:18 AM
I think I've seen that guy before. He lives upstairs from me. He lives on the second floor, I think.
 
2012-06-04 11:03:40 AM
So much for the homosexual agenda!
 
2012-06-04 11:03:45 AM
Knew he'd be in Germany. Canadians are too polite to do anything like this.

Canadians are a very clean people, mind you. They would have never left the apartment covered in blood. They'd have cleaned top to bottom, and even left a spritz of Lemon Pledge behind.
 
2012-06-04 11:04:08 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Hopefully he'll become part of a lot of gay porn action in prison for the next 50-70 years.


Eh, I think his stint in prison will be a lot shorter than that.

www.tornadohills.com
 
2012-06-04 11:04:56 AM

kvinesknows: Kinda makes you wonder just how easily a real terrorist could get around if he made it to Germany before being caught


He was probably in Germany before his crime was ever found out. They said that he left Canada for Paris the same day he killed the guy and mailed the body parts, so he was probably in Germany a few hours later. He should have fled somewhere that Interpol doesn't have much reach.
 
2012-06-04 11:04:57 AM
Sick bin ein Berliner.
 
2012-06-04 11:05:46 AM
Good.

However I was kind of hoping he would be in the wilderness somewhere and get attacked and eaten by a wolf or a bear, because the animals wouldn't know who he was or what he had done and he would have been denied the attention he so desperately seeks. On the other hand, if he'd been eaten in the wilderness by an animal, people may not have ever known that he was dead and justice had been served, and some might have lost sleep over that. On the other hand, Canada doesn't have the death penalty, so this guy can attention whore from prison for the rest of his life now. I wish a bear had got him. :(
 
2012-06-04 11:06:50 AM
Good year? No, the wurst...
 
2012-06-04 11:07:02 AM

HaveBeerWillTravel: Of course freaky body parts guy went to Germany. Of course.


Hell, I'm just surprised that he didn't start in Germany.

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2012-06-04 11:07:30 AM
I know someone that head limbs dismembered...so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Heh...kick.
 
2012-06-04 11:07:40 AM
so his experiment in irl tcp/ip packeting of person was a failure then?
 
S23
2012-06-04 11:07:40 AM
Must have been drawn there by the local attractions: Berlin Decap
 
2012-06-04 11:07:45 AM
Was he on the second floor?
 
2012-06-04 11:08:00 AM
His films are actually quite good. Though sometimes a little light on plot, he makes up for it with emotional character arcs and an insight into what truly drives humanity to its peaks. It's a travesty that mental illness seems to have gotten the better of him, though nothing has been proven yet, because I think he was just coming into his own. I hope that he continues to pursue his writing and acting while in prison, which should be easy considering the availability of rapists.
 
2012-06-04 11:08:01 AM

HaveBeerWillTravel: Of course freaky body parts guy went to Germany. Of course.


You know how the Polizei caught the guy? Cuz he wasn't freaky enough!

They knew something was wrong when he looked away from a German porno...and it was only the titles!

/I said titles...not titties
 
2012-06-04 11:08:26 AM
Kitten-vacuuming boyfriend-killing snuff film-making cannibalistic porn star prostitute twink can rot in prison now.
 
S23
2012-06-04 11:08:52 AM
fark does not like the link. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/man-throws-wifes-head-off-roof/story- fn6e1m7z-1226384036444
 
2012-06-04 11:09:42 AM
I could only bear to watch the first few frames of the video--seemed the vic didn't know what was coming. Sic Fuk.
 
2012-06-04 11:11:06 AM
t1.gstatic.com
RIP David Della Rocco
 
2012-06-04 11:11:26 AM

spentmiles: His films are actually quite good. Though sometimes a little light on plot, he makes up for it with emotional character arcs and an insight into what truly drives humanity to its peaks. It's a travesty that mental illness seems to have gotten the better of him, though nothing has been proven yet, because I think he was just coming into his own. I hope that he continues to pursue his writing and acting while in prison, which should be easy considering the availability of rapists.


masterful trolling. Can you hit up a WWE thread one Monday night, we could use a troll like you.

I mean, if you are into gay porn, this should be close to your wheelhouse.

thesecularity.com

/wait, did I just troll myself? tripping balls here
 
2012-06-04 11:12:10 AM
Bath salt defense?
 
2012-06-04 11:13:11 AM
How much bath salts did he have on him?
 
2012-06-04 11:14:13 AM
This dude is beyond a drama queen. He played this whole thing out like a movie so he could fantasize about being a star in one. The best thing they could do about this dude is NOT make a movie about it- or make one and have it suck harder than he sucks... air out of kitten bags.. or d*icks....
But, being that we live in a capitalist world, this will be a movie and it will be big and he will go down in history as one of the worlds worst psychopaths. If I could buy stock in a film or book, I would do it now.
 
2012-06-04 11:14:30 AM

linc654: Send him back ... we'll show him what we do to 'separatists' in Canada, eh?


He killed a Chinese national. Send him there. They'll know what to do with him.
 
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