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(Some Guy)   A guy on my fb just got picked up for a homicide. Do I unfriend him and look like a tool if it turns out he is innocent, or risk people seeing I have a guy on the news for killing someone as a friend. Only met the dude in person once   (blippitt.com ) divider line
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2012-06-04 09:53:03 AM  
22 votes:
LOL KILLING A GUY RIGHT NOW
12 hours ago near Orlando
2012-06-04 09:56:58 AM  
6 votes:
What you don't know is that he killed them because they unfriended him on facebook. Tread lightly.
2012-06-04 09:52:49 AM  
4 votes:
Oh for f*ck's sake.
2012-06-04 10:07:07 AM  
3 votes:

JusticeandIndependence: Life sucks and then.....


AND THEEENNNN!?
i2.listal.com
2012-06-04 10:17:28 AM  
2 votes:
I like when obviously fake TFD threads get green lit and end up becoming a mixing bowl discussion.
2012-06-04 10:13:21 AM  
2 votes:

Fapinator: So ... it is true that Total Farkers are more intelligent than Liters! How else would they know what an article is about without even reading it?


Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Morons.
2012-06-04 10:00:07 AM  
2 votes:
One time somebody told me they defriended me of Facebook but I read it as defended me on Facebook and I thought "Aw, that's about the sweetest thing I've ever read."
2012-06-04 09:57:10 AM  
2 votes:
Hey gang, I just got picked up for homicide!

*like*
2012-06-04 09:54:57 AM  
2 votes:

BusketsMcBride: LOL KILLING A GUY RIGHT NOW
12 hours ago near Orlando


Add me on fb!
2012-06-04 12:39:08 PM  
1 vote:
Obviously you should start a facebook page on the merits of keeping accused murderers as friends. You can link it on your wall and judge its merit by the amount of likes it receives and then use that to decide whether you yourself will like it as well. Once you like/dislike the link, you can garner the reaction of your profile friends and chose to like/dislike the likes/dislikes of your like/dislike. You can then setup an interation of liking their likes of your liked likes and then finally come to a determination of the general likedness of your decision and act accordingly.
2012-06-04 12:31:32 PM  
1 vote:
Fark's advice column sucks.
2012-06-04 12:18:55 PM  
1 vote:

FDR Jones: logistic: So you addpeople as "friends" that you only have met one time? Then concern yourself with how you appear, as if everyone around is watching your move and waiting with baited breath to judge your actions?

You sound stupid and self-obsessed.

It's "bated" breath, you stupid motherfarker. :P


HAVE YOU SMELLED HIS BREATH!???!?
2012-06-04 11:40:08 AM  
1 vote:

pxlboy: Nana's Vibrator: Anyone ever take their kids to a playground and see another kid almost die because their parents are too busy on their iPhones updating their Facebook account, telling everyone what a good parent they are?
Good times.

They're too busy with their phones until suddenly they turn their glare to the dude alone with his kid(s) or grandkid(s).


You'd be giving most of them too much credit if you think they look up at all. Anyone would be suspicious of a creepy dude showing up to a playground without kids.

/man in hat, sunglasses, and trenchcoat just took Liam and Lily. LOL. It's 85 degrees out. He's gonna get heat stroke!
2012-06-04 10:31:44 AM  
1 vote:

cwolf20: Ever sat across the table from someone who would be murdered 5 months later? It's hard to forget what she looks like even today.


Why did you wait so long?
2012-06-04 10:30:42 AM  
1 vote:

hillary: generalDisdain: I don't pay for TF. I have boobs.

Pics or it didn't happen.


The pics are on facebook, I'm surprised you haven't seen them.
2012-06-04 10:25:53 AM  
1 vote:
i3.kym-cdn.com
Unfriend all the people!
2012-06-04 10:18:39 AM  
1 vote:

Magic_Button: WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS


What would it be if this happened on Myspace?
2012-06-04 10:18:25 AM  
1 vote:
Unfriend everyone so it doesn't look like you're singling him out.
2012-06-04 10:17:43 AM  
1 vote:

hillary: 1.) Delete your facebook account.

2.) Kick yourself in the ass for being a dumbass shallow ewe for ever having had a facebook account.

2.) Now go out and get a life.

//facebookers: like sheep to the moon
///i unfriend people in real life if they have a facebook account


How is it working out having your social circle consist of your blind great Gam-Gam and the homeless dude that hangs out by the bus stop?
2012-06-04 10:17:07 AM  
1 vote:
And,here's a great example of why I don't FB anymore. You meet someone at a bar once, and they try to add you as a friend.

Maybe I'll start it back up just to add random people then talk about my cats in every post like some deranged catperson.
2012-06-04 10:11:07 AM  
1 vote:
cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-04 10:04:59 AM  
1 vote:

Timanous: Jesus, this article is from February.

February, people.

February.


And it just got greened!
2012-06-04 10:04:00 AM  
1 vote:

Mrs.Sharpier: yes, these days are so much worse than the farking Spanish inquisition, witch hunts and slavery.



B-b-b-b-but we have kids doing DRUGS
2012-06-04 10:02:12 AM  
1 vote:
okay now that I read the article I'm perturbed.

shiat like this

"Dangerous times we're living in. Dangerous times indeed."

Oh shut your goddamn pie hole.

yes, these days are so much worse than the farking Spanish inquisition, witch hunts and slavery.
2012-06-04 10:00:46 AM  
1 vote:

generalDisdain: LineNoise: But it didn't come out quite right. What did I do wrong?

What kind of a bowl did you use to whip it in? Metal, plastic, glass?


One of those oldschool....crap...I don't know what its made out of, pyrex probably....bowls that everyones grandmother had.

modernfindings.com

I'm guessing copper would have probably worked out better, but I don't have a copper mixing bowl.
2012-06-04 10:00:43 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know where else to say this, but I'm going to make avocado key lime ice cream this week and I'm going to serve it in ramekins that I will have blind baked a graham cracker crust in them.
2012-06-04 10:00:20 AM  
1 vote:

Shaggydum80: I hope he doesn't come murder me for it.


Is this the guy?
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-06-04 09:56:10 AM  
1 vote:
Lol I can see who didn't rtfa
2012-06-04 09:52:53 AM  
1 vote:
So you addpeople as "friends" that you only have met one time? Then concern yourself with how you appear, as if everyone around is watching your move and waiting with baited breath to judge your actions?

You sound stupid and self-obsessed.
 
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