FARK.com: (7142784) A guy on my fb just got picked up for a homicide. Do I unfriend him and look like a tool if it turns out he is innocent, or risk people seeing I have a guy on the news for killing someone as a friend. Only met the dude in person once

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(Some Guy)		A guy on my fb just got picked up for a homicide. Do I unfriend him and look like a tool if it turns out he is innocent, or risk people seeing I have a guy on the news for killing someone as a friend. Only met the dude in person once (blippitt.com)		18
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logistic		2012-06-04 09:52:53 AM

21 votes:

So you addpeople as "friends" that you only have met one time? Then concern yourself with how you appear, as if everyone around is watching your move and waiting with baited breath to judge your actions?

You sound stupid and self-obsessed.

ami5000		2012-06-04 09:52:49 AM

8 votes:

Oh for f*ck's sake.

cookiefleck		2012-06-04 09:56:10 AM

4 votes:

Lol I can see who didn't rtfa

Mrs.Sharpier		2012-06-04 10:02:12 AM

2 votes:

okay now that I read the article I'm perturbed.

shiat like this

"Dangerous times we're living in. Dangerous times indeed."

Oh shut your goddamn pie hole.

yes, these days are so much worse than the farking Spanish inquisition, witch hunts and slavery.

KingoftheCheese		2012-06-04 09:58:21 AM

2 votes:

Ok. I swear to God I didn't read the link before posting that. I just thought it was a lame fake thread.

KingoftheCheese		2012-06-04 09:56:58 AM

2 votes:

What you don't know is that he killed them because they unfriended him on facebook. Tread lightly.

Timanous		2012-06-04 09:55:54 AM

2 votes:

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

Max Awesome		2012-06-04 07:20:07 PM

1 votes:

I like pie.

EggFool		2012-06-04 11:35:57 AM

1 votes:

hillary: Mirrorz: hillary: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_IT_Crowd/70140450

Now I rest my case.

Double fail. The link just takes me to a log-in screen.

oh geez.

facepalm

you do need to have a Netflix account to watch their movies. You knew this, no?

Some people on Fark make themselves highly "beratable" fairly easily.

Epicedion		2012-06-04 10:26:33 AM

1 votes:

kd8our: no fat, vegan and all good method ;)

What sort of ungodly abomination is vegan whipped cream?

PYROY		2012-06-04 10:24:26 AM

1 votes:

cookiefleck: Lol I can see who didn't rtfa

With all of the pop up bullshiat, I imagine most people quickly closed that article before reading it.

yanoosh		2012-06-04 10:23:57 AM

1 votes:

You've got to be farkin kidding me, someone you met once is not a friend, Facebook perverts the notion of friendship.

hillary		2012-06-04 10:13:18 AM

1 votes:

1.) Delete your facebook account.

2.) Kick yourself in the ass for being a dumbass shallow ewe for ever having had a facebook account.

2.) Now go out and get a life.

//facebookers: like sheep to the moon
///i unfriend people in real life if they have a facebook account

Mirrorz		2012-06-04 10:07:07 AM

1 votes:

JusticeandIndependence: Life sucks and then.....

AND THEEENNNN!?
i2.listal.com

Diogenes		2012-06-04 10:03:24 AM

1 votes:

Too much crazy all at once for me to process.

1) The "unfriended" person is an adult.

2) Unfriending makes her homicidal (presumably)

3) Unfriended, unhappy, homicidal adult inspires father and cousin to kill on her behalf.

How did these tightly wound, hair trigger people manage to not be in jail by now? No one ever gave them the wrong change or cut them off in traffic?

LineNoise		2012-06-04 09:55:01 AM

1 votes:

birdmanesq: I'm really not sure what kind of advice you're looking for here.

What I meant to say, was last night I made a pie, and whipped my own heavy cream. Added a little vanilla and some confectioners sugar.

But it didn't come out quite right. What did I do wrong?