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(Some Guy)   A guy on my fb just got picked up for a homicide. Do I unfriend him and look like a tool if it turns out he is innocent, or risk people seeing I have a guy on the news for killing someone as a friend. Only met the dude in person once   (blippitt.com) divider line 230
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2012-06-04 11:04:39 AM
wambu: I'm committing a homicide right now, so I'm getting a kick out of the replies.

Just tell me the victim is on fb and I'll donate to your defense fund.

Mr_Ectomy: Facebook Perverts is the name of my Circle Jerks cover band.

What a coincidence. It is also the name of my Hard-Ons cover band.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-04 11:05:01 AM
hillary:

...

You certainly seem well-adjusted.
 
2012-06-04 11:05:17 AM
cwolf20: big pig peaches

*raises eyebrow* I'm hoping you missed the comment about the guy dating her who killed himself when the police banged on his door after finding her dead from several stab wounds in her house. Otherwise, it's in less taste than usual for this place.

I did need the laugh though.


I did miss that context. Excuse me while I go pry my foot out of my mouth.
 
2012-06-04 11:07:49 AM
So, a friend talked his wife into a threesome, then left his wife for the other woman. Who should I stay friends with on Facebook? Difficulty: The wife is rather unattractive.
 
2012-06-04 11:12:16 AM
middleoftheday: hillary:

...

You certainly seem well-adjusted.


And I am.

I love it. You folks get the shakes, sweats, and spittle-stutters from just thinking about quitteing fb, but I (and anyone else not stupid enough to be a fb sheep) have some kind of problem for noticing that.

Yeah, Whatever.

When every large corporation and every mom and pop business all have signs that say "Visit us on fb," you'd think that most people would figure out that this is one giant spam-like viral advertising gimmick that they have signed into designed to invade your privacy solely for monetary gain. You'd think that. Surprisingly, you would be wrong.

"Like sheep to the moon!" -- Mark McKinney, KITH
 
2012-06-04 11:13:01 AM
Good god.
 
2012-06-04 11:14:56 AM
Nana's Vibrator: Anyone ever take their kids to a playground and see another kid almost die because their parents are too busy on their iPhones updating their Facebook account, telling everyone what a good parent they are?
Good times.


They're too busy with their phones until suddenly they turn their glare to the dude alone with his kid(s) or grandkid(s).
 
2012-06-04 11:15:59 AM
I'm sure this has already been pointed out but just to stress this point:

from the headline: "a friend. Only met the dude in person once"

and that is your problem right there. never should have added him to begin with.
 
2012-06-04 11:16:39 AM
hillary: middleoftheday: hillary:

...

You certainly seem well-adjusted.

And I am.

I love it. You folks get the shakes, sweats, and spittle-stutters from just thinking about quitteing fb, but I (and anyone else not stupid enough to be a fb sheep) have some kind of problem for noticing that.

Yeah, Whatever.

When every large corporation and every mom and pop business all have signs that say "Visit us on fb," you'd think that most people would figure out that this is one giant spam-like viral advertising gimmick that they have signed into designed to invade your privacy solely for monetary gain. You'd think that. Surprisingly, you would be wrong.

"Like sheep to the moon!" -- Mark McKinney, KITH


That's why I invented and am a member of the most obscure yet elite social network ever. No one has ever heard of it. Not even me. Because it hasn't been invented yet.

/not on Facebook
 
2012-06-04 11:19:51 AM
ITT: A giant circle jerk where the non-FB users congratulate each other not being sheep and berate those who do use FB. Congratulations, no one gives a f*ck.
 
2012-06-04 11:23:19 AM
big pig peaches


No issues. *grin*
 
2012-06-04 11:25:04 AM
hillary: middleoftheday: hillary:

...

You certainly seem well-adjusted.

And I am.

I love it. You folks get the shakes, sweats, and spittle-stutters from just thinking about quitteing fb, but I (and anyone else not stupid enough to be a fb sheep) have some kind of problem for noticing that.


I don't think anyone does this... You seem really angry about FB. Some people just use it for sharing funny pics and stories, not furthering some corporate agenda.
 
2012-06-04 11:25:40 AM
pxlboy: ITT: A giant circle jerk where the non-FB users congratulate each other not being sheep and berate those who do use FB. Congratulations, no one gives a f*ck.

People on fb make themselves highly beratable fairly easily. Take douchemitter, for example. Then there's yourself.

Watch s03e05 of this. (pops)

I rest my case.
 
2012-06-04 11:27:15 AM
try this again: see s03e05 of this -- http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_IT_Crowd/70140450

Now I rest my case.
 
2012-06-04 11:28:10 AM
Ordering wingdings and things @ the buckethut
 
2012-06-04 11:28:42 AM
hey subby how about you stop caring what other people think for once? You pu&&y.
 
2012-06-04 11:30:38 AM
hillary: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_IT_Crowd/70140450

Now I rest my case.


Double fail. The link just takes me to a log-in screen.
 
2012-06-04 11:32:44 AM
Mirrorz: hillary: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_IT_Crowd/70140450

Now I rest my case.

Double fail. The link just takes me to a log-in screen.


oh geez.

facepalm

you do need to have a Netflix account to watch their movies. You knew this, no?
 
2012-06-04 11:34:13 AM
kd8our: whip cream needs lots of this
[www.thecreamteam.co.uk image 390x274]

one of these helps.
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no fat, vegan and all good method ;)


No. No no no no no. No.

Whipped cream cannot be vegan. Cream comes from cows (or goats or sheep if you want to be fancy). It is an animal product. There is no way to make that vegan.

You can pretend that some whipped hydrogenated vegetable oil thingy kinda looks like whipped cream, but it is not whipped cream.
 
2012-06-04 11:35:16 AM
From TFA:
Billy Clay Payne, Jr. and Billie Jean Hayworth were killed in January after they removed Jenelle Potter, the daughter of one of the suspects, from their "friends" list.
...
Marvin Enoch "Buddy" Potter Jr., 60, and Jamie Lynn Curd, 38, were each charged with two counts of first-degree murder. The men were arrested on Tuesday.


I could hear the banjos from here.
 
2012-06-04 11:35:57 AM
hillary: Mirrorz: hillary: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_IT_Crowd/70140450

Now I rest my case.

Double fail. The link just takes me to a log-in screen.

oh geez.

facepalm

you do need to have a Netflix account to watch their movies. You knew this, no?


Some people on Fark make themselves highly "beratable" fairly easily.
 
2012-06-04 11:38:56 AM
hillary: you do need to have a Netflix account to watch their movies. You knew this, no?

Yep. You just broke the cardinal rule of linking to something that requires a log-in to view and it took you two tries to still do it wrong.
 
2012-06-04 11:39:14 AM
THIS... is why I don't bother to use social media.

/Proudly does NOT have FaceSpace/MyBook accounts.
 
2012-06-04 11:40:08 AM
pxlboy: Nana's Vibrator: Anyone ever take their kids to a playground and see another kid almost die because their parents are too busy on their iPhones updating their Facebook account, telling everyone what a good parent they are?
Good times.

They're too busy with their phones until suddenly they turn their glare to the dude alone with his kid(s) or grandkid(s).


You'd be giving most of them too much credit if you think they look up at all. Anyone would be suspicious of a creepy dude showing up to a playground without kids.

/man in hat, sunglasses, and trenchcoat just took Liam and Lily. LOL. It's 85 degrees out. He's gonna get heat stroke!
 
2012-06-04 11:40:26 AM
hillary: you do need to have a Netflix account to watch their movies. You knew this, no?

You are being really, really ironically stupid. You link to some shiat that you need to have a login for and then act like anyone without a login is a moron who is too stupid to know they need a login. You really think anybody is going to take time out of their day to watch an episode of the IT Crowd because some idiot on the Internet reeeeeeeally needs you to know why he is losing his mind about Facebook?

And guess what. Someone, somewhere thinks you're a stupid sheep for using Netflix.
 
2012-06-04 11:40:56 AM
You should be more embarrassed you have a FB page.

THIS... is why I don't bother to use social media.

/Proudly does NOT have FaceSpace/MyBook accounts.


Agreed. Never had either. I have a Linked In just for work usage.
 
2012-06-04 11:43:36 AM
Mirrorz: hillary: you do need to have a Netflix account to watch their movies. You knew this, no?

Yep. You just broke the cardinal rule of linking to something that requires a log-in to view and it took you two tries to still do it wrong.


double facepalm

That cardinal rule applies to headlines, dimbulb.
 
2012-06-04 11:46:21 AM
It was probably one of those couples that share the same profile. They deserved it.
I have one couple - Mary Ken Smith. I would have removed them long ago except they own a brewery.
 
2012-06-04 11:49:10 AM
hillary: 1.) Delete your facebook account.

2.) Kick yourself in the ass for being a dumbass shallow ewe for ever having had a facebook account.

2.) Now go out and get a life.

//facebookers: like sheep to the moon
///i unfriend people in real life if they have a facebook account


You sound like you:

A) Have no friends
B) Have the personality of a mango
C) Are fat
 
2012-06-04 11:53:49 AM
No matter what you decide to do, you're not the one being suspected of homicide here so there's no way you could be the tool.
 
2012-06-04 11:56:21 AM
APE992: You sound like you:

A) Have no friends
B) Have the personality of a mango
C) Are fat


And you sound like you are getting the shakes and sweats from just thinking about quitting fb.

I don't know how to help you. Try starting a fb anonymous chapter.
 
2012-06-04 11:59:44 AM
cookiefleck: Lol I can see who didn't rtfa

*clicks link*

Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-06-04 12:02:24 PM
logistic: So you addpeople as "friends" that you only have met one time? Then concern yourself with how you appear, as if everyone around is watching your move and waiting with baited breath to judge your actions?

You sound stupid and self-obsessed.


It's "bated" breath, you stupid motherfarker. :P
 
2012-06-04 12:02:51 PM
Good thing FB just got 16 billion from unwise investors.

They will have no problems paying the 5 million or so to settle this future lawsuit.
 
2012-06-04 12:04:48 PM
repeat.
 
2012-06-04 12:17:02 PM
I find it suspicious that this thread gets posted the same day as this thread
 
2012-06-04 12:18:55 PM
FDR Jones: logistic: So you addpeople as "friends" that you only have met one time? Then concern yourself with how you appear, as if everyone around is watching your move and waiting with baited breath to judge your actions?

You sound stupid and self-obsessed.

It's "bated" breath, you stupid motherfarker. :P


HAVE YOU SMELLED HIS BREATH!???!?
 
2012-06-04 12:20:27 PM
How about not being a FB douche?
Is that an option?
 
2012-06-04 12:21:07 PM
A "FB friend" type friend that I meet like once I'd have no problems with ditching

If its an actual friend that you would actually believe to be innocent if they say so, I'd keep.
 
2012-06-04 12:21:53 PM
Well, if you're on facebook, are you REALLY that concerned with looking like a tool anyway?

/ducks
 
2012-06-04 12:31:32 PM
Fark's advice column sucks.
 
2012-06-04 12:38:17 PM
DownDaRiver: How about not being a FB douche?
Is that an option?


You will now receive comments from rabid fb'ers such as: You sound fat, you have no friends, you have no personality, you must be lonely, nobody likes you, you are a douche, you are total fail, you'll never get laid, etc.

Because fb, like Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Red Bull, shopping at Target, etc., would fix all of those problems in a New York minute plus make you all sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll-ish immediately if you would only just sign up.

So how does it feel to be a total societal loser?
 
2012-06-04 12:39:08 PM
Obviously you should start a facebook page on the merits of keeping accused murderers as friends. You can link it on your wall and judge its merit by the amount of likes it receives and then use that to decide whether you yourself will like it as well. Once you like/dislike the link, you can garner the reaction of your profile friends and chose to like/dislike the likes/dislikes of your like/dislike. You can then setup an interation of liking their likes of your liked likes and then finally come to a determination of the general likedness of your decision and act accordingly.
 
2012-06-04 12:41:23 PM
hillary: 1.) Delete your facebook account.

2.) Kick yourself in the ass for being a dumbass shallow ewe for ever having had a facebook account.

2.) Now go out and get a life.

//facebookers: like sheep to the moon
///i unfriend people in real life if they have a facebook account


1.) Type type type to strangers on the internet about how lame it is to type type type on another website.

2.) Feel temporarily good about yourself until you realize nobody likes you in real life

3.) Shotgun time
 
2012-06-04 12:47:12 PM
Karne: hillary: 1.) Delete your facebook account.

2.) Kick yourself in the ass for being a dumbass shallow ewe for ever having had a facebook account.

2.) Now go out and get a life.

//facebookers: like sheep to the moon
///i unfriend people in real life if they have a facebook account

1.) Type type type to strangers on the internet about how lame it is to type type type on another website.

2.) Feel temporarily good about yourself until you realize nobody likes you in real life

3.) Shotgun time


I will pay you cash money to unfriend me.
 
2012-06-04 01:07:10 PM
hillary: Karne: hillary: 1.) Delete your facebook account.

2.) Kick yourself in the ass for being a dumbass shallow ewe for ever having had a facebook account.

2.) Now go out and get a life.

//facebookers: like sheep to the moon
///i unfriend people in real life if they have a facebook account

1.) Type type type to strangers on the internet about how lame it is to type type type on another website.

2.) Feel temporarily good about yourself until you realize nobody likes you in real life

3.) Shotgun time

I will pay you cash money to unfriend me.


Seriously though, choose something less blatantly hypocritical to hate next time. Or get off the internet completely and then complain about it.
 
2012-06-04 01:08:55 PM
Karne:
Seriously though, choose something less blatantly hypocritical to hate next time. Or get off the internet completely and then complain about it.


*Like*
 
2012-06-04 01:15:55 PM
2012-06-04 12:38:17 PM

DownDaRiver: How about not being a FB douche? Is that an option?

You will now receive comments from rabid fb'ers such as: You sound fat, you have no friends, you have no personality, you must be lonely, nobody likes you, you are a douche, you are total fail, you'll never get laid, etc.

Because fb, like Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Red Bull, shopping at Target, etc., would fix all of those problems in a New York minute plus make you all sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll-ish immediately if you would only just sign up.

So how does it feel to be a total societal loser?


********
Oddly it makes me feel kinda good and kinda lazy at the same time.
 
2012-06-04 01:16:15 PM
Karne: Seriously though, choose something less blatantly hypocritical to hate next time. Or get off the internet completely and then complain about it.

Compare the privacy invasion of Fark to Facebook. Kind of like comparing zero to infinity.

I win. You are now officially a douchenozzle.
 
2012-06-04 01:21:40 PM
Mrs.Sharpier: link us to his profile, we'll decide if he's worthy enough

Like sponge worthy?
 
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