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(Some Guy)   A guy on my fb just got picked up for a homicide. Do I unfriend him and look like a tool if it turns out he is innocent, or risk people seeing I have a guy on the news for killing someone as a friend. Only met the dude in person once   (blippitt.com) divider line 230
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2012-06-04 10:24:31 AM
Wait wait wait, I'm confused.

What's the difference between "unfriending" and "defriending"?
 
2012-06-04 10:24:54 AM

BusketsMcBride: Lundyn: BusketsMcBride: bigpete53: generalDisdain: LineNoise: Makes perfect sense. Is a regular old double beater the way to go, or should I bust out the emulsion blender?

I prefer regular old double beaters, so I can be sure I don't over-beat it.
IIRC, Alton Brown has some good tips for whipping cream on his site.
Using metal is key, as well as the cleanliness of your bowl and beaters.

Never had an issue using the Kitchen Aid. It isn't rocket science. I used to use an egg beater in a cold stoneware crock as well.

Did you say Coldstone? I could really go for some cookie dough ice cream right now.

Man I could go for their chocolate ice cream mixed with gummy bears.

I'm not a fan of the gummy bears. But I do want b*tches to sing when they make me food.


Yeah go in that place with a roll of ones and make it so they have to sing constantly...they hate that sh*t.
 
2012-06-04 10:25:27 AM
Ever sat across the table from someone who would be murdered 5 months later? It's hard to forget what she looks like even today.
 
2012-06-04 10:25:39 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: generalDisdain: Mirrorz: I like when obviously fake TFD threads get green lit and end up becoming a mixing bowl discussion.

No sh*t.
Hey liters! Pay $5 per month and you too can froth at the mouth about FB whilst discussing culinary strategies and equipment usage!

Why pay?

/Milk for free & etc.


I don't pay for TF. I have boobs.
 
2012-06-04 10:25:50 AM

logistic: So you addpeople as "friends" that you only have met one time? Then concern yourself with how you appear, as if everyone around is watching your move and waiting with baited breath to judge your actions?

You sound stupid and self-obsessed.


Comment #2 has already said everything that needs to be said in this thread.
 
2012-06-04 10:25:53 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
Unfriend all the people!
 
2012-06-04 10:25:59 AM
Look at it this way: some "journalist" is scouring his Facebook page RIGHT NOW looking for friends they can link to him in some way.

If you're lucky, they'll just want an interview with you.
 
2012-06-04 10:26:00 AM
they arent your friend in the first place if you only met them once.

i say its time you do some house cleaning with your list.
 
2012-06-04 10:26:02 AM

Timanous: Jesus, this article is from February.

February, people.

February.


Who cares? That's the thing about homicides, they're ageless.

Think of the story as a fine cheese or wine.
 
2012-06-04 10:26:28 AM

Shaggydum80: hillary: 1.) Delete your facebook account.

2.) Kick yourself in the ass for being a dumbass shallow ewe for ever having had a facebook account.

2.) Now go out and get a life.

//facebookers: like sheep to the moon
///i unfriend people in real life if they have a facebook account

How is it working out having your social circle consist of your blind great Gam-Gam and the homeless dude that hangs out by the bus stop?


Haha. Funny.

So you're butt-hooked on fb too? Professional help is available.

As for me, I'm active in the local Democrat Party, in ROMEO, and several other meat-space social networks plus TFD for grins. I don't have time for fb. From what I've seen, fb is for people who don't know how to have friends in meat space.

Consider yourself unfriended with prejudice due to your sheeplike appearance. But you are an amusing little twerp, so you have that going for you.
 
2012-06-04 10:26:33 AM

kd8our: no fat, vegan and all good method ;)


What sort of ungodly abomination is vegan whipped cream?
 
2012-06-04 10:26:40 AM
I won't worry until this kind of thing happens on f*ckbook.
 
2012-06-04 10:27:09 AM

generalDisdain: HotIgneous Intruder: generalDisdain: Mirrorz: I like when obviously fake TFD threads get green lit and end up becoming a mixing bowl discussion.

No sh*t.
Hey liters! Pay $5 per month and you too can froth at the mouth about FB whilst discussing culinary strategies and equipment usage!

Why pay?

/Milk for free & etc.

I don't pay for TF. I have boobs.


Me, too.
 
2012-06-04 10:27:29 AM
I have a friend who was in a play where she had to whip cream, by hand, under the stage lights while giving her lines. The cream had to end up with enough consistency where it could then be sampled by the cast for the next half-hour or so of dialogue. That was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen done.
 
2012-06-04 10:27:50 AM

brap: Timanous: Jesus, this article is from February.

February, people.

February.

Who cares? That's the thing about homicides, they're ageless.

Think of the story as a fine cheese or wine.


Now I want some Camembert and pinot noir.
 
2012-06-04 10:28:15 AM

Lundyn: BusketsMcBride: Lundyn: BusketsMcBride: bigpete53: generalDisdain: LineNoise: Makes perfect sense. Is a regular old double beater the way to go, or should I bust out the emulsion blender?

I prefer regular old double beaters, so I can be sure I don't over-beat it.
IIRC, Alton Brown has some good tips for whipping cream on his site.
Using metal is key, as well as the cleanliness of your bowl and beaters.

Never had an issue using the Kitchen Aid. It isn't rocket science. I used to use an egg beater in a cold stoneware crock as well.

Did you say Coldstone? I could really go for some cookie dough ice cream right now.

Man I could go for their chocolate ice cream mixed with gummy bears.

I'm not a fan of the gummy bears. But I do want b*tches to sing when they make me food.

Yeah go in that place with a roll of ones and make it so they have to sing constantly...they hate that sh*t.


I never realized it until now, but Cold Stone Creamery is a nationwide stripper training program.
 
2012-06-04 10:28:58 AM

BusketsMcBride: Lundyn: BusketsMcBride: Lundyn: BusketsMcBride: bigpete53: generalDisdain: LineNoise: Makes perfect sense. Is a regular old double beater the way to go, or should I bust out the emulsion blender?

I prefer regular old double beaters, so I can be sure I don't over-beat it.
IIRC, Alton Brown has some good tips for whipping cream on his site.
Using metal is key, as well as the cleanliness of your bowl and beaters.

Never had an issue using the Kitchen Aid. It isn't rocket science. I used to use an egg beater in a cold stoneware crock as well.

Did you say Coldstone? I could really go for some cookie dough ice cream right now.

Man I could go for their chocolate ice cream mixed with gummy bears.

I'm not a fan of the gummy bears. But I do want b*tches to sing when they make me food.

Yeah go in that place with a roll of ones and make it so they have to sing constantly...they hate that sh*t.

I never realized it until now, but Cold Stone Creamery is a nationwide stripper training program.


Have you been into a GameStop lately?
 
2012-06-04 10:28:59 AM
police man put on his uniform
like to have a gun to keep him warm
cause violence here is a social norm
you got to humanize yourself

rehumanize yourself
rehumanize yourself
rehumanize yourself
rehumanize yourself
 
2012-06-04 10:30:07 AM

generalDisdain: I don't pay for TF. I have boobs.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-06-04 10:30:07 AM

pxlboy: Have you been into a GameStop lately?


Not in a few months, but you know I like my women like my video games--used, so maybe I should stop by.
 
2012-06-04 10:30:12 AM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Wait wait wait, I'm confused.

What's the difference between "unfriending" and "defriending"?


One of them gets you killed.
 
2012-06-04 10:30:23 AM

Epicedion: kd8our: no fat, vegan and all good method ;)

What sort of ungodly abomination is vegan whipped cream?


What else do you use to lube your hemp condoms?
 
2012-06-04 10:30:42 AM

hillary: generalDisdain: I don't pay for TF. I have boobs.

Pics or it didn't happen.


The pics are on facebook, I'm surprised you haven't seen them.
 
2012-06-04 10:31:04 AM
Also, I just got unfriended on f*ckbook by a tranny granny. I'm comin for you Miss Shanty Panties. I'm a comin.
 
2012-06-04 10:31:25 AM

BusketsMcBride: pxlboy: Have you been into a GameStop lately?

Not in a few months, but you know I like my women like my video games--used, so maybe I should stop by.


Seriously. they've got the cheescake route for their sales staff. I'm sure it's been good for business.
 
2012-06-04 10:31:28 AM
Not subby. But, I've been taken several college courses with this guy's sister, and she was ever so adamant I should meet him and become friends with him. Something made me run away screaming and flailing in the other direction.
Afterward, she insisted it was obviously self defense. I mean, duh, he breaks into the guy's house, threatens him, the guy who lives there pulls a gun and nicks you, so you shoot back and kill him. Yeah, that's self defense. Right.

/stay out of East Texas, people
//if you must pass through, don't slow down, don't stop, stay on the interstate, don't make eye contact
 
2012-06-04 10:31:32 AM

BusketsMcBride: hillary: generalDisdain: I don't pay for TF. I have boobs.

Pics or it didn't happen.

The pics are on facebook, I'm surprised you haven't seen them.


Yeah, they're real, and they're spectacular.
 
2012-06-04 10:31:44 AM

cwolf20: Ever sat across the table from someone who would be murdered 5 months later? It's hard to forget what she looks like even today.


Why did you wait so long?
 
2012-06-04 10:33:05 AM
Their eight-month-old baby was in the mother's arms, unharmed.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-04 10:33:59 AM
After reading this schizophrenic thread, I'm now confused as to whether I should murder someone or whip her until I see stiff peaks.
 
2012-06-04 10:36:38 AM

bigpete53: BusketsMcBride: hillary: generalDisdain: I don't pay for TF. I have boobs.

Pics or it didn't happen.

The pics are on facebook, I'm surprised you haven't seen them.

Yeah, they're real, and they're spectacular.


Anybody know the URL for facebook?
 
2012-06-04 10:36:45 AM

cwolf20: *sigh*

What kind of idiot adds someone as a friend on facebook without knowing them for longer than 1 meeting.

Oh wait, an idiot submitted that headline.


Yes, subby is the idiot here.
You are so good at brain things and doing stuff, will you be my friendbest?
 
2012-06-04 10:38:24 AM

Kar98: Not subby. But, I've been taken several college courses with this guy's sister, and she was ever so adamant I should meet him and become friends with him. Something made me run away screaming and flailing in the other direction.
Afterward, she insisted it was obviously self defense. I mean, duh, he breaks into the guy's house, threatens him, the guy who lives there pulls a gun and nicks you, so you shoot back and kill him. Yeah, that's self defense. Right.

/stay out of East Texas, people
//if you must pass through, don't slow down, don't stop, stay on the interstate, don't make eye contact

I'm from East Texas. I would dismiss this guy as a paranoid fruit, but I have family and friends who still live there, so......
 
2012-06-04 10:39:13 AM
I'm pretty sure this is a repeat, because I remember hearing this one before, closed to the byline of the article, which is Feb 10th, 2012.

/still a really stupid reason to commit double murder
 
2012-06-04 10:39:20 AM
You've met him once. Unfriend immediately. I've known some employers to do some asinine shiat based on what they've read on facebook.
 
2012-06-04 10:39:36 AM
I'm going to randomly select one of my FB friends and then pretend I'm going to murder them.
 
2012-06-04 10:39:38 AM
Wall: I'm not saying what you did was right...but I understand.
 
2012-06-04 10:40:18 AM
People are not paying as much attention to you as you think, subby.
 
2012-06-04 10:42:20 AM

BusketsMcBride: Why are you too poor for TF? All these losers like sh*tty baseball teams.


What now! So many Yankee threads...
 
2012-06-04 10:44:15 AM
I grew up with a kid who was accused of molesting toddlers he was babysitting. It was a weird story and they plastered him all over the news. He disappeared around tenth grade and found me on FB a few years ago. He went to an in state university and seems to do well sailing around the Caribbean and fishing.

He was put on probation and I don't think he ever served jail time. They dropped the charges but holy shiat I was sure they ruined his image for life.
 
2012-06-04 10:44:33 AM
big pig peaches


*raises eyebrow* I'm hoping you missed the comment about the guy dating her who killed himself when the police banged on his door after finding her dead from several stab wounds in her house. Otherwise, it's in less taste than usual for this place.

I did need the laugh though.
 
2012-06-04 10:45:14 AM

yanoosh: You've got to be farkin kidding me, someone you met once is not a friend, Facebook perverts the notion of friendship life.


FTFY
 
2012-06-04 10:46:03 AM

ami5000: Oh for f*ck's sake.


This. It's sad so many people are consumed with Facebook. Delete your account. Problem solved.
 
2012-06-04 10:46:23 AM
That's a situation that clearly needs long and careful consideration. I'd seek professional advice on how to handle this rather than acting in haste. Facebook is a very serious social media platform that's a reflection of who we are and a barometer of public opinion. I would hope the person would vigorously campaign for the suspects innocence and encourage people to "like" him. It's the least you could do.

Oh please! Who gives a fark!
 
2012-06-04 10:48:01 AM

yanoosh: You've got to be farkin kidding me, someone you met once is not a friend, Facebook perverts the notion of friendship.


Facebook Perverts is the name of my Circle Jerks cover band.
 
2012-06-04 10:50:09 AM

logistic: So you addpeople as "friends" that you only have met one time? Then concern yourself with how you appear, as if everyone around is watching your move and waiting with baited breath to judge your actions?

You sound stupid and self-obsessed.


I need a "Like" button, stat!
 
2012-06-04 10:50:33 AM
Sell!Sell! Sell!For the love of Pete! Sell!
 
2012-06-04 10:51:55 AM
Anyone ever take their kids to a playground and see another kid almost die because their parents are too busy on their iPhones updating their Facebook account, telling everyone what a good parent they are?
Good times.
 
2012-06-04 10:59:03 AM
I'm committing a homicide right now, so I'm getting a kick out of the replies.
 
2012-06-04 11:02:44 AM
"In a relationship with Bubba - it's complicated."
 
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