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(ESPN)   NJ Devils @ LA Kings, Game 3 SCF, 8PM NBCSN/CBC. Let's do this   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 28
    More: Cool, NJ Devils, Los Angeles, New Jersey, Travis Zajac, Jonathan Quick, Angel Stadium, Martin Brodeur, Boston Bruins  
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2012-06-04 08:30:28 PM
3 votes:

The Great Gazoo: "DEVILS SUCK"? Jeez, how personal. At least the Devils fans do a generic, one-size-fits-all "YOU SUCK".


"WE RESPECT YOUR ABILITIES BUT ARE BOUND BY SPORTS TRADITIONS TO DISPARAGE YOUR QUALITY IN COMPARISON TO OUR HOME TEAM!" just doesn't flow off the tongue.
2012-06-04 04:03:09 PM
2 votes:

IMDWalrus: Who the fark announces their "retirement" on Facebook? Also love that he plugged his endorsement deals in the announcement, complete with links. Class act.


1.bp.blogspot.com

"USA Prime Credit, this is Peggy"


www.midwestsportsfans.com

"Peggy I need some help. My card won't work and this crazy cab driver lady has me locked in the back of her cab, and she's taking me to the Democratic National Convention if I don't pay"


www.petrut.biz

"Sucks for you, I voted for Obama. Have fun."
paj
2012-06-04 10:48:32 PM
1 votes:
p.twimg.com
Link

Also: the LAKings' twitter account says that Game 4 will now be shown on NBC.
2012-06-04 10:38:56 PM
1 votes:
farm4.static.flickr.com

funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com
2012-06-04 10:15:53 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Quick deserves an Oscar for that, Jesus.


Thanks for the head's up! I'll tell my people!
2012-06-04 10:15:46 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Quick deserves an Oscar for that, Jesus.


then Oscar (grouch) deserves a Quick (nestlés),Jesús
2012-06-04 10:13:43 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Another period of this and it's shiatty poetry and self cutting time, fark.


Please dont buy Linkin Park music.
2012-06-04 10:02:42 PM
1 votes:

expobill: MrJesus: ontariolightning: So the team with 15 Canadians are going to win the stanley cup?!

wow how shocking

what happened to your hard-on for NJ?

that lasted 4 hours


Needs to see a doctor...
2012-06-04 10:01:34 PM
1 votes:

MrJesus: IMDWalrus: Wayne Gretzky and Ron McLean are having an actual, intelligent conversation about hockey on CBC.

QUICK, WHERE'S GRAPES?!@


Quick probably has a lot on his mind, what with all the goal tending and such.
2012-06-04 09:51:06 PM
1 votes:
man.... middle-aged office man coach of NJD not happy.

Stroke Victim rooster coach of LA is a happy guy.
2012-06-04 09:42:59 PM
1 votes:
Al Michaels?

i.imgur.com
2012-06-04 09:35:06 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: mcmnky: jurzdevil: The Great Gazoo: "DEVILS SUCK"? Jeez, how personal. At least the Devils fans do a generic, one-size-fits-all "YOU SUCK".

we do have the obligatory "rangers suck" chant regardless of who the devils are playing

Better than the "Yankees Suck" chant at Devils games in Boston.

Wrong state, wrong sport, just plane wrong.

Oh, that's hilarious. XD


"Yankees Suck" is always appropriate. Weddings. Funerals. Field hockey for girls.
2012-06-04 09:24:46 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: PP Devils, because THAT makes it even stevens after not blowing the whistle. Yeah farking right.


stevens retired
2012-06-04 09:21:34 PM
1 votes:
Goal on the sixth chance!
2012-06-04 09:20:04 PM
1 votes:
ELEVATE THE GODDAMN PUCK JONATHAN QUICK HAS FAT THIGHS
paj
2012-06-04 09:15:00 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Hey gang, looks like I missed, uh, a lot of skating around?


Yup,some penalties too. Oh, and also Vangor didn't recognize a naked Tricia Helfer.
2012-06-04 08:48:12 PM
1 votes:

RminusQ: So there's gonna be no penalties tonight?


farm8.staticflickr.com

Kovy PP icebreaker goals just don't fall out of the sky, you know!
2012-06-04 08:41:19 PM
1 votes:

expobill: Vangor: WhiskeySticks: Plus they're drinking Bud Light, so you know the party's gonna suck.

Think about who says, "Here we go" in real life. No one says this in an upbeat one; they basically are saying, "Not this sh*t again."

i had to drink a bud lite today, out side lakeshore in a terrace.
taste like cardboard


Sorry you had to go through that. I'd recommend finding the nearest homeless man and giving him a blow job to get nasty taste out of your mouth.
2012-06-04 08:36:20 PM
1 votes:

WhiskeySticks: Plus they're drinking Bud Light, so you know the party's gonna suck.


Think about who says, "Here we go" in real life. No one says this in an upbeat one; they basically are saying, "Not this sh*t again."
2012-06-04 08:35:16 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Devils are still alive. Barely


but to mentinoes, the Kings are at home,
2012-06-04 08:28:59 PM
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: CBC just threw up a text box that stated: "Martin Brodeur has never lost 3 straight series." I'm pretty sure they meant games.


They actually meant 3 straight sister-in-laws.
2012-06-04 08:26:19 PM
1 votes:
CBC just threw up a text box that stated: "Martin Brodeur has never lost 3 straight series." I'm pretty sure they meant games.
2012-06-04 08:26:15 PM
1 votes:

paj: So, how long until the first Cardassian shot?


Not until Vader tries to take take Leia prisoner, after Han is already captured, if I recall. Been a while since I've seen Episode 5.
2012-06-04 08:13:00 PM
1 votes:
Fixed for Fark:

i.imgur.com


(or just me)
2012-06-04 07:13:47 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-06-04 05:25:15 PM
1 votes:

Loomy: Yeah, I'd be very surprised if Thomas even makes the team, assuming he even comes back from the year off we're assuming he's taking. If Quick isn't the #1 guy in Sochi (barring injury, Steve Mason-ism), USA Hockey is either crazy, or the Gold medal favourite, since they have a guy better than Quick is right now (Miller, Schneider, Howard..?)


USA Hockey crazy? Not crazy enough - If you're in need of a nuttier, older goaltender, give Eddy the Eagle a call. Tell him free beer will be provided. He'll show.
2012-06-04 01:24:44 PM
1 votes:
GO ANYONE BUT THE DEVILS!
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2012-06-04 11:15:42 AM
1 votes:

Killer Cars: I'm a little surprised there hasn't been (or I just completely missed it) a thread devoted to Timmah Thomas taking a year off for "family reasons". I am a cynical bastard, but that whole thing just smells...poo-ey.


He has a tea party to attend.

If I ever meet Tim Thomas, I will gladly shake his hand and thank him for winning a Cup. Then call him a tea-tard and kick him in the nuts.
 
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