FARK.com: (7142761) NJ Devils @ LA Kings, Game 3 SCF, 8PM NBCSN/CBC. Let's do this

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		NJ Devils @ LA Kings, Game 3 SCF, 8PM NBCSN/CBC. Let's do this (scores.espn.go.com)		901
		More: Cool, NJ Devils, Los Angeles, New Jersey, Travis Zajac, Jonathan Quick, Angel Stadium, Martin Brodeur, Boston Bruins

• • •

251 clicks; posted to Sports » on 04 Jun 2012 at 7:01 PM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/7142761

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

901 Comments (+0 »)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | » | Last | Show all

4NSpy		2012-06-04 09:44:00 PM

Can't complain about that one. What a beaut!

mikaloyd		2012-06-04 09:44:08 PM

Its over

gas giant		2012-06-04 09:44:09 PM

OLE' KING GOAL!
KOPITAR

NuttierThanEver		2012-06-04 09:44:10 PM

Just got a chance to turn the game on after a long day at work and they are showing Alyssa Milano looking damn hot at the game. Then I see the Kings score and see it's the same shiat different game for the Devils
Get out the brooms boys this one appears to be over.

IMDWalrus		2012-06-04 09:44:10 PM

Oh, fark. CBC just said "this play should be dead."

Captain Steroid		2012-06-04 09:44:16 PM

2-0 L.A.

KINGS LAYING IT ON NOW!

mcmnky		2012-06-04 09:44:21 PM

mikaloyd: These June primary elections are really beginning to get on my tits. Im watching the Stanley Cup finals and every 5 minutes some cocksucker coled calls me to vote for this or against that. Im getting pretty abusive with them, so thats some fun, but still it aint right.

Right out of school I took a job telemarketing. Worst shift of an otherwise horrible job was working the night of the baseball all star game.

I fully support teasing, abusing, and otherwise messing with telemarketers and survey takers. The worse the job gets (and it's bad to start) the sooner they quit.

My dream is one day there won't be anyone left willing to do that job and the calls will stop.

robsul82		2012-06-04 09:44:26 PM

At least that was a non-BS one.

expobill		2012-06-04 09:44:28 PM

Silvara: Oh geez.

I do have to say, that was a farking beautiful goal.

indeed!

FastJeff		2012-06-04 09:44:56 PM

WTF NJ. Seriously.

Nice goal, but still... that's was some bad D.

Smiths		2012-06-04 09:45:05 PM

expobill: no overtimes?

no elevation.

geom_00		2012-06-04 09:45:06 PM

KINGOAL!!!

iamdonovan		2012-06-04 09:45:22 PM

Am I the only one who's tired of hearing the commentators talk about needing to elevate the puck?

HeathenHealer		2012-06-04 09:45:27 PM

mikaloyd: Its over

It might as well be eleventy to zero. This doesn't look good for the Devils.

4NSpy		2012-06-04 09:45:42 PM

IMDWalrus: Oh, fark. CBC just said "this play should be dead."

It would have been if the devils didn't let up. Laziness bit them in the ass there.

tm364		2012-06-04 09:45:47 PM

Someone wanna hit the lights on the way out?

mikaloyd		2012-06-04 09:46:07 PM

Polish Hussar: mikaloyd: Expobill what are those spice hot dog things called that arent brats or kielbasas?

I cant remember the name and its driving me to drink.

Knackwurst?

Kings score again! 2-0 LA

No these are more like hot dogs but spicy . You only see em in MN and WI mostly. Maybe PA sometimes

WhiskeySticks		2012-06-04 09:46:22 PM

expobill: WhiskeySticks: expobill: WhiskeySticks: Must eat Bratwurst...too many beers...

i can send ye some......
/wisconinite

Made a bunch last night...finishing em off tonight. It's a weekly event all summer long.

before scott walker steals them, or outlaws these wednesday

That prick will have to pry these brats from my cold dead hands.

Smiths		2012-06-04 09:46:23 PM

NJD need at least one before end of the period or it is GAME OVER MAN

expobill		2012-06-04 09:46:33 PM

mikaloyd: Expobill what are those spice hot dog things called that arent brats or kielbasas?

I cant remember the name and its driving me to drink.

me too!
/opens another beer

FiendishFellow05		2012-06-04 09:46:47 PM

mikaloyd: Polish Hussar: mikaloyd: Expobill what are those spice hot dog things called that arent brats or kielbasas?

I cant remember the name and its driving me to drink.

Knackwurst?

Kings score again! 2-0 LA

No these are more like hot dogs but spicy . You only see em in MN and WI mostly. Maybe PA sometimes

Weinerschnitzel?

hobbes0022		2012-06-04 09:47:06 PM

Awesome, Mar-ty chants in LA.

Fubegra		2012-06-04 09:47:31 PM

iamdonovan: Am I the only one who's tired of hearing the commentators talk about needing to elevate the puck?

If that were a drinking rule, we'd be dead of alcohol poisoning.

mikaloyd		2012-06-04 09:47:35 PM

mcmnky: mikaloyd: These June primary elections are really beginning to get on my tits. Im watching the Stanley Cup finals and every 5 minutes some cocksucker coled calls me to vote for this or against that. Im getting pretty abusive with them, so thats some fun, but still it aint right.

Right out of school I took a job telemarketing. Worst shift of an otherwise horrible job was working the night of the baseball all star game.

I fully support teasing, abusing, and otherwise messing with telemarketers and survey takers. The worse the job gets (and it's bad to start) the sooner they quit.

My dream is one day there won't be anyone left willing to do that job and the calls will stop.

Word

gas giant		2012-06-04 09:47:45 PM

I think the Devils have already booked tee times.
Farking pathetic.

2wolves		2012-06-04 09:47:45 PM

The Kings have answers to questions the Devils haven't thought of yet.

4NSpy		2012-06-04 09:48:07 PM

How did the devils win the east?

Vangor		2012-06-04 09:48:16 PM

Mayhaps my Fark friends (I have friends? right?) might help with my conundrum. Looking to purchase a new bottle of scotch for my quickly approaching birthday. Intrigued by Laphroaig and the consistent use of "peat" in the description. Have had a few scotches, but would not say I have a refined palate; have enjoyed about any scotch I have tried including Glenfiddich, Glenlivet, and Balvenie. Yay nay on Lpahroaig now, or should I transition to something else first?

caira		2012-06-04 09:48:39 PM

So, have they banned brooms from the arena yet?

roncofooddehydrator		2012-06-04 09:48:57 PM

From my favorite playoff site, whowins.com

The score: New Jersey 0, Los Angeles 2, with 15:07 elapsed in the 2nd period. In the 3237 games played in the 576 NHL best-of-7 format playoff series from 1939 through 2011, when a home team (Los Angeles) leads by two goals with this much time elapsed, its game record is 384-26 (.937).

FiendishFellow05		2012-06-04 09:48:57 PM

2wolves: The Kings have answers to questions the Devils haven't thought of yet.

When the Devils think they have all the answers, the Kings change the questions!

mikaloyd		2012-06-04 09:49:08 PM

FiendishFellow05: mikaloyd: Polish Hussar: mikaloyd: Expobill what are those spice hot dog things called that arent brats or kielbasas?

I cant remember the name and its driving me to drink.

Knackwurst?

Kings score again! 2-0 LA

No these are more like hot dogs but spicy . You only see em in MN and WI mostly. Maybe PA sometimes

Weinerschnitzel?

No its a weird name like Tommies, but that isnt right I dnt think.

iamdonovan		2012-06-04 09:49:13 PM

Vangor: Mayhaps my Fark friends (I have friends? right?) might help with my conundrum. Looking to purchase a new bottle of scotch for my quickly approaching birthday. Intrigued by Laphroaig and the consistent use of "peat" in the description. Have had a few scotches, but would not say I have a refined palate; have enjoyed about any scotch I have tried including Glenfiddich, Glenlivet, and Balvenie. Yay nay on Lpahroaig now, or should I transition to something else first?

Yay.

Devs		2012-06-04 09:49:23 PM

expobill: mikaloyd: Expobill what are those spice hot dog things called that arent brats or kielbasas?

I cant remember the name and its driving me to drink.

me too!
/opens another beer

Half smokes?

ytterbium		2012-06-04 09:49:28 PM

4NSpy: How did the devils win the east?

The Kings have made every team they've played look bad

MrJesus		2012-06-04 09:49:33 PM

robsul82: Kings goal after 7 or 8 minutes of Devils hacking at the puck. No kidding.

Are you ready for the cup of tears yet or what? Marty enjoyed free donut day too much. This is a fact.

ontariolightning		2012-06-04 09:49:39 PM

Kings score 2 goals that by the rules should have been called dead
but Devils expecting a whistle give up

Pretty much sums up the series

mikaloyd		2012-06-04 09:49:46 PM

4NSpy: How did the devils win the east?

Convincingly

HeathenHealer		2012-06-04 09:49:48 PM

4NSpy: How did the devils win the east?

Keep in mind the Kings completely embarrassed the 1-2-3 seeds in the West. They're THAT good right now.

2wolves		2012-06-04 09:49:49 PM

Vangor: Glenfiddich

My X mainlined two bottles of that a week. She said she knew her booze.

GhettoWinter		2012-06-04 09:49:50 PM

iamdonovan: Am I the only one who's ~~tired~~ hammered because of hearing the commentators talk about needing to elevate the puck?

robsul82		2012-06-04 09:49:51 PM

PP Devils. I think the refs just like seeing us embarrass ourselves.

4NSpy		2012-06-04 09:50:00 PM

NuttierThanEver		2012-06-04 09:50:10 PM

Oh goody a chance to see the Kings score shorthanded

MrJesus		2012-06-04 09:50:13 PM

Polish Hussar		2012-06-04 09:50:30 PM

Captain Steroid		2012-06-04 09:50:31 PM

That... was a BS call.

robsul82		2012-06-04 09:50:47 PM

MrJesus: robsul82: Kings goal after 7 or 8 minutes of Devils hacking at the puck. No kidding.

Are you ready for the cup of tears yet or what? Marty enjoyed free donut day too much. This is a fact.

Your team lost to this flailing, hacking team. Enjoy that hot cup of fact.