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(The Trentonian)   Dogs are 100 times more valuable than babies according to New Jersey state law   (trentonian.com ) divider line
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2012-06-04 10:06:12 AM  
This is 100% true. A child may fail out of college, do drugs, smoke weed, bang his girlfriend and get her teen pregnant, or get teen pregnant, and ruin their potential in a thousand different ways in an instant.

A dog? A dog will be a slobbering, dopey, loving companion for the rest of its life, with no catches or requirements to that love.
 
2012-06-04 10:13:18 AM  
Dogs are very very tasty. You know how you can't purchase Kobe beef in the US? Try buying dog meat. The Vietnamese butcher in my neighborhood charges upward of $50 a pound.
 
2012-06-04 10:15:15 AM  
+1
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-06-04 10:38:42 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Dogs are very very tasty. You know how you can't purchase Kobe beef in the US? Try buying dog meat. The Vietnamese butcher in my neighborhood charges upward of $50 a pound.


What does he charge for baby meat? $0.50?
 
2012-06-04 10:42:29 AM  
A dog is a fine meal.
 
2012-06-04 10:58:26 AM  
I like dogs. Loyal. But we ate the dogs.
 
2012-06-04 11:06:13 AM  

vpb: Marcus Aurelius: Dogs are very very tasty. You know how you can't purchase Kobe beef in the US? Try buying dog meat. The Vietnamese butcher in my neighborhood charges upward of $50 a pound.

What does he charge for baby meat? $0.50?


Humans don't have much meat on them until they're at least 2 years old. Everybody knows that.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-06-04 11:48:36 AM  
That's because 2.bp.blogspot.com is 100x smarter than cdn.thegloss.com.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-06-04 11:56:23 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: vpb: Marcus Aurelius: Dogs are very very tasty. You know how you can't purchase Kobe beef in the US? Try buying dog meat. The Vietnamese butcher in my neighborhood charges upward of $50 a pound.

What does he charge for baby meat? $0.50?

Humans don't have much meat on them until they're at least 2 years old. Everybody knows that.


Then where do baby back ribs come from if they don't come from a baby's back?
 
2012-06-04 12:19:27 PM  

vpb: Marcus Aurelius: vpb: Marcus Aurelius: Dogs are very very tasty. You know how you can't purchase Kobe beef in the US? Try buying dog meat. The Vietnamese butcher in my neighborhood charges upward of $50 a pound.

What does he charge for baby meat? $0.50?

Humans don't have much meat on them until they're at least 2 years old. Everybody knows that.

Then where do baby back ribs come from if they don't come from a baby's back?


You know, I never thought about that. That's an excellent point.
 
2012-06-04 01:01:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: vpb: Marcus Aurelius: Dogs are very very tasty. You know how you can't purchase Kobe beef in the US? Try buying dog meat. The Vietnamese butcher in my neighborhood charges upward of $50 a pound.

What does he charge for baby meat? $0.50?

Humans don't have much meat on them until they're at least 2 years old. Everybody knows that.


Yes, but before that age they can be ground into a valuable Chinese herbal remedy.
 
2012-06-04 01:03:51 PM  
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2012-06-04 01:04:40 PM  
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2012-06-04 01:04:42 PM  
How much is the fine if you just strap the dog to your roof?
 
2012-06-04 01:05:42 PM  
as well they should be
 
2012-06-04 01:05:50 PM  
A bill passed in 2012 includes higher fines than a bill passed in 1983? You don't say...
 
2012-06-04 01:06:45 PM  
I was working in the restaurant on break having a smoke when this woman walks up to me and asks me if I knew who this suv belonged to. It was a hot summer day and there was a dog in it with one window barely cracked. Well a few hours later I went back out, and I'm assuming it was this woman, but all his windows were broken out with bricks. I don't know if I would have reacted that way, I'm sure the dog was just grateful to have broken glass blown all over it.
 
2012-06-04 01:08:55 PM  

Carth: How much is the fine if you just strap the dog to your roof?


My dog loves to be strapped to the roof.
 
2012-06-04 01:09:53 PM  

BrynnMacFlynn: This is 100% true. A child may fail out of college, do drugs, smoke weed, bang his girlfriend and get her teen pregnant, or get teen pregnant, and ruin their potential in a thousand different ways in an instant.

A dog? A dog will be a slobbering, dopey, loving companion for the rest of its life, with no catches or requirements to that love.


Glad to see you made that important difference.

I think the law might get an update soon.
 
2012-06-04 01:15:29 PM  
If it were a baby they can attack you and give you the rabies
 
2012-06-04 01:16:16 PM  
Number of dogs liked / Number of dogs encountered > Number of babies liked / Number of babies encountered
 
2012-06-04 01:16:38 PM  
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2012-06-04 01:18:48 PM  
Sounds about right.

/except for chihuahuas, i hate those little farkers
 
2012-06-04 01:20:37 PM  
Sorry, laws, and the fines that go with them, are not balanced out against EVERY OTHER SINGLE LAW on the books.

Thanks for playing, Mr. MyWorldisBlackandWhite, and have a nice day.
 
2012-06-04 01:21:03 PM  
Yeah, I'm not seeing an issue here... would have used PSA tag.
 
2012-06-04 01:21:27 PM  
Babies don't have the stamina required for long, drawn-out death matches. That's why dogs are more valuable.
 
2012-06-04 01:21:30 PM  
Trunks were made for dogs.
 
2012-06-04 01:22:00 PM  

LeroyBourne: I was working in the restaurant on break having a smoke when this woman walks up to me and asks me if I knew who this suv belonged to. It was a hot summer day and there was a dog in it with one window barely cracked. Well a few hours later I went back out, and I'm assuming it was this woman, but all his windows were broken out with bricks. I don't know if I would have reacted that way, I'm sure the dog was just grateful to have broken glass blown all over it.


If he were hungry.

Safety glass is safe.
 
2012-06-04 01:23:41 PM  

chrisco123: Trunks were made for dogs kids.

 
2012-06-04 01:27:11 PM  

LeroyBourne: I was working in the restaurant on break having a smoke when this woman walks up to me and asks me if I knew who this suv belonged to. It was a hot summer day and there was a dog in it with one window barely cracked. Well a few hours later I went back out, and I'm assuming it was this woman, but all his windows were broken out with bricks. I don't know if I would have reacted that way, I'm sure the dog was just grateful to have broken glass blown all over it.


A few hours? I'm sure the dog would have been grateful to be alive, broken glass and all.
 
2012-06-04 01:28:58 PM  
Dogs are 100 times more valuable than babies

That seems about right. Dogs are loyal companions who will love you, play, and help you relax. Babies are tiny stress inducers who scream and do little else but turn food into poop.
 
2012-06-04 01:29:05 PM  
Newsflash -- Romney 2012 campaign authorities announce there will be no campaign appearances by Mitt Romney this year.
 
2012-06-04 01:29:16 PM  

Theaetetus: A bill passed in 2012 includes higher fines than a bill passed in 1983? You don't say...


THIS.

Do you know what you could do with $10 in 1983, Subby?

I could get about 9 gallons of gas. You could go into a store with $1 and leave with a 16oz soda AND a bag of chips.
 
2012-06-04 01:30:03 PM  
If we start greening incongruities and inconsistencies in state laws we're going to be here a long time, subs.
 
2012-06-04 01:33:24 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: LeroyBourne: I was working in the restaurant on break having a smoke when this woman walks up to me and asks me if I knew who this suv belonged to. It was a hot summer day and there was a dog in it with one window barely cracked. Well a few hours later I went back out, and I'm assuming it was this woman, but all his windows were broken out with bricks. I don't know if I would have reacted that way, I'm sure the dog was just grateful to have broken glass blown all over it.

If he were hungry.

Safety glass is safe.


Don't worry poochie safety glass is safe, hope you understand me..wham! My neighbor does the same thing. She'll scream from the inside of her house at her dogs to not poop in the neighbors yard, or hurry up. I just think to myself, do relatively untrained dogs really understand detailed commands? 'Hurry up' is my favorite. Nothing like sitting on the can and the wife or gf is screaming at you to hurry up. yeesh.
 
2012-06-04 01:33:56 PM  

trappedspirit: If it were a baby they can attack you and give you the rabies


My favorite band name......

"Babies with Rabies"


/we thought of it in the 1980s and some UK punk band and some DC a-holes stole it.
 
2012-06-04 01:33:59 PM  
It's because a large percentage of babies grow up to be Democrats, while dogs will remain eternally loyal and faithful no matter how much you mistreat them... just like Republicans.

And, knowing Christie, he loves dogs.
 
2012-06-04 01:34:05 PM  
I work with two different state departments through my work in Georgia. The minimum fine levied by the Georgia Department of Banking and Finance against a lender who makes a mistake on their mortgage paperwork is $500. Fines range upwards from there. The maximum fine administered by Bright From the Start which regulates childcare centers in GA is $500 for the negligent death of a child.
 
2012-06-04 01:34:07 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Theaetetus: A bill passed in 2012 includes higher fines than a bill passed in 1983? You don't say...

THIS.

Do you know what you could do with $10 in 1983, Subby?

I could get about 9 gallons of gas. You could go into a store with $1 and leave with a 16oz soda AND a bag of chips.


16oz? Try a Big Gulp.
 
2012-06-04 01:39:37 PM  
Now I want ribs.

You bastards.
 
2012-06-04 01:41:19 PM  

What would you expect from a state that punishes a HATE CRIME with 30 days in jail.

i236.photobucket.com

 
2012-06-04 01:41:24 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Theaetetus: A bill passed in 2012 includes higher fines than a bill passed in 1983? You don't say...

THIS.

Do you know what you could do with $10 in 1983, Subby?

I could get about 9 gallons of gas. You could go into a store with $1 and leave with a 16oz soda AND a bag of chips.


It was wonderful when the gallons numbers moved faster than the dollars numbers.
 
2012-06-04 01:41:50 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Theaetetus: A bill passed in 2012 includes higher fines than a bill passed in 1983? You don't say...

THIS.

Do you know what you could do with $10 in 1983, Subby?

I could get about 9 gallons of gas. You could go into a store with $1 and leave with a 16oz soda AND a bag of chips.


And now you would get about 3 gallons of gas or just the soda. That's still not exactly explaining the 100:1 ratio here.
 
2012-06-04 01:42:46 PM  

lajimi: What would you expect from a state that punishes a HATE CRIME with 30 days in jail.

[i236.photobucket.com image 600x450]


Sorry, but he wasn't convicted of a hate crime.
 
2012-06-04 01:44:33 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Do you know what you could do with $10 in 1983, Subby?

I could get about 9 gallons of gas. You could go into a store with $1 and leave with a 16oz soda AND a bag of chips.


Oh, yeah. A 16 oz. soda in a GLASS bottle. I remember those. Good times, good times...
 
2012-06-04 01:44:34 PM  
DNRTFA, but I'm a New Jersey resident, and I don't have a problem with this.

Dogs never:

1. Cry at the next table while I'm trying to eat dinner at a restaurant in peace.
2. Cry from 2 rows back when I'm trying to watch a movie.
3. Grow up and steal money from my purse to buy heroin, and then have unprotected sex with their dealer, simultanously getting pregnant and 3 STDS.

This list can go on ad nauseum, but I'm guessing you get the point.
 
2012-06-04 01:45:19 PM  

LeroyBourne: I was working in the restaurant on break having a smoke when this woman walks up to me and asks me if I knew who this suv belonged to. It was a hot summer day and there was a dog in it with one window barely cracked. Well a few hours later I went back out, and I'm assuming it was this woman, but all his windows were broken out with bricks. I don't know if I would have reacted that way, I'm sure the dog was just grateful to have broken glass blown all over it.


Windows broken out? Seems like the dog got hungry and decided to eat the woman.
 
2012-06-04 01:46:59 PM  
But, but, dogs so love to put their noses into the wind. But there is a way. When I used to have a dog, she was very well trained and would lie calmly in the back seat. Occasionally she wanted an ear-flapping breeze ride, though. So I bought this clip that attached to her leash and snapped into the seatbelt clip. Voila! No need to worry about pooch jumping out the window or into the front seat.
 
2012-06-04 01:51:00 PM  

lajimi: What would you expect from a state that punishes a HATE CRIME with 30 days in jail.

[i236.photobucket.com image 600x450]


You're right. Throwing somebody in jail because somebody else decided to kill themselves is pretty farked up.
 
2012-06-04 01:51:33 PM  

Benni K Rok: BrynnMacFlynn: This is 100% true. A child may fail out of college, do drugs, smoke weed, bang his girlfriend and get her teen pregnant, or get teen pregnant, and ruin their potential in a thousand different ways in an instant.

A dog? A dog will be a slobbering, dopey, loving companion for the rest of its life, with no catches or requirements to that love.

Glad to see you made that important difference.

I think the law might get an update soon.


That's because everyone knows weed isn't a real "drug." Try (srcsm) snorting oxycodone combined with typical OTC antihistamines/antitussives, rx muscle relaxers, and booze; then (if you don't die) you'll know what a true menace to society real drugs are. Weed is a walk in the park on a Sunday. The law is ignorant.

With that said, imo most lawyers will likely agree that a dead baby is no big payday compared to a dead 50yo man. Apparently dogs are worth more too.
 
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