monoski: Because the best way to make money is exploit your vagina?
meanmutton: There's a hierarchy:Women who expect men to pay for the dateEscortStripper who provides "extras"Backpage girlStreetwalker
ExperianScaresCthulhu: So why do escorts and strippers look down on streetwalkers?
Pocket Ninja: Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.
BurnShrike: Is it a bad thing that I can't think of one outside of pornos?
Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinksDon't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tanCause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeahCause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeahI see people working and it just makes me giggle,cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggleCause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-DCause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?I never learned to read and I never learned to cookWhy should I bother when I look like I look?I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeahI see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause wheneverI'm around, all the men ignore 'emCause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyahCause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyahThey say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeahCause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeahI took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW but I got a PorscheCause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-DCause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August islike a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal isto become a veterinarian cause I love childrenCause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeahCause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeahGirls think I'm snotty and maybe its trueWith my hair and body, you would be tooCause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeahCause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!
MoronLessOff: Srsly though...Waterboys, maybe? Tank Girl breaks Pauly Shore out of a POW prison.
Funk Brothers: At least Richard Gere took a woman off the streets. He should be celebrated as a supporter of feminism.
Andulamb: Since when do escorts stand on street corners?
Mark Ratner: And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.
Apos: Could have been worse....She might have said Twilight.
dave1y: [st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x479]
Tastycle: Pan's Labyrinth
Sybarite: Trump's current wife had better watch her back.
Sticky Hands: itsfullofstars: Will beauty pageants just go away already? They provide no tangible benefit to society.That's not quite fair, they are mildly amusing and mildly arousing.Like Sponge Bob but with pretty girls..
Diogenes: I heard someone use the word "versativity."
The Muthaship: She does what she has to do to make ends meet in difficult times. She despises it, but she doesn't let it consume her. She maintains her principles, and avoids the pitfalls that put an end to most in the field (pimps, drugs, etc.). Even while engaging in this distasteful, dog eat dog line of work, she looks out for others. When given the opportunity to be the kept woman (but not the equal partner) of a man she actually does fall in love with, she declines. She was not willing to settle for a half measure of her dream.
MoronLessOff: Nana's Vibrator: IN all seriousness, you can't win by answering this one.Erin Brockovich, as an example mentioned before, is an obnoxious overachiever. And in reality, the male judges probably hate that.Disney Princesses move into someone else's castle and it's called Cinderella's Castle and Snow White's Castle? Gold digging freaks.Ripley from the Alien franchise - murders baby animalsPrincess Leia - kissed her brotherClarise Starling fell in love with a serial murdering cannibalThere has to be a strong independent single female who is a housewife raising 2.5 children and caring for pets and also has a supersuccessful self-built business and career and runs a charity for orphans with parents and is attractive enough for male judges to masturbate to but not too attractive for female judges to dislike her out of jealousy.How about Sally Fields in Mrs. Doubtfire. Aside from being duped into letting her husband back in the house, she was trying to do the best for her family.
Diogenes: I caught about 15 minutes before going to bed and wanted to stick a bamboo skewer through my ears. I think this year's theme was "Dumb."
itsdan: ExperianScaresCthulhu: So why do escorts and strippers look down on streetwalkers?They drive down market street value.
Apos: Pocket Ninja: Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.*Applause*
eddievercetti: Grables'Daughter: [lasvegasblog.harrahs.com image 332x498]Yep, she needs a sammich
AngryJailhouseFistfark: FTA: Miss Ohio didn't come out on top to win the competition; that honor went to Olivia Culpo, a 20-year-old cellist from Rhode Island. She will go on to represent the United States in the Miss Universe pageant.And her answer to this question was....?I'd say either Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, or The Crying Game.
Grables'Daughter: [lasvegasblog.harrahs.com image 332x498]
meanmutton: Mark Ratner: Pocket Ninja: Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.Actually, Vivian was not well-educated. At the end of the movie, she states her intention of moving to San Francisco to earn her G.E.D before Edward comes to her rescue in the limo.And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.There's a hierarchy:EscortStripper who provides "extras"Backpage girlStreetwalker
TheAlmightyOS: ongbok: How the the person asking that question manage not to just burst out laughing when she gave that answer? In fact how do they make it through any of these Q&A sessions in these pageants without laughing?I think they're heavily druged to be honest. I know I would have to be to even watch a pageant
LaraAmber: /That or she couldn't pronounce Erin Brockovich.
SpectroBoy: plausdeny: It's a travesty that she put that tripe before the sublime empowerment story of Kill Bill.Kill Bill for teh win.Or Alien
Coco LaFemme: Andulamb: Mark Ratner: And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.Since when do escorts stand on street corners?I was about to mention that - when we first meet Vivian, she's on the street. That's not an escort, that's a hooker. Edward's driving by in his fancy car, sees her in that awful wig and vinyl thigh-high boots and she gets in his car and goes to his hotel. That's not an escort, that's a hooker. An escort is someone who comes to you, after you arrange for her appearance with the madam, or manager, or whatever set-up exists.
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