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(Huffington Post)   Miss USA host: Name a movie that portrays women in a positive way? Miss Ohio: Pretty Woman   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 278
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2012-06-04 09:27:41 AM  
Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.
 
2012-06-04 09:44:35 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.



*Applause*
 
2012-06-04 09:45:19 AM  
Trump's current wife had better watch her back.
 
2012-06-04 09:45:51 AM  
"Hooker with a heart of gold" is a perpetual part of our ethos, but I'm guessing from her words that she wasn't going anywhere near that reason.

I caught about 15 minutes before going to bed and wanted to stick a bamboo skewer through my ears. I think this year's theme was "Dumb."

I heard someone use the word "versativity."
 
2012-06-04 09:46:59 AM  

Sybarite: Trump's current wife had better watch her back.


None of the contestants were from Eastern Europe.
 
2012-06-04 09:53:32 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.


Actually, Vivian was not well-educated. At the end of the movie, she states her intention of moving to San Francisco to earn her G.E.D before Edward comes to her rescue in the limo.

And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.
 
2012-06-04 09:53:38 AM  
emmanuelle
 
2012-06-04 10:03:33 AM  
Could have been worse....She might have said Twilight.
 
2012-06-04 10:06:22 AM  

Apos: Could have been worse....She might have said Twilight.


THIS.
 
2012-06-04 10:22:16 AM  
www.creationtheory.org

contour-at-the-movies.com
 
2012-06-04 11:14:03 AM  

Apos: Could have been worse....She might have said Twilight.


Yep.
 
2012-06-04 11:43:59 AM  
15 replies and no one says Requiem for a Dream??
 
2012-06-04 11:44:08 AM  
Is it a bad thing that I can't think of one outside of pornos?
 
2012-06-04 11:45:15 AM  
It's a travesty that she put that tripe before the sublime empowerment story of Kill Bill.
 
2012-06-04 11:45:16 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [www.creationtheory.org image 480x225]

[contour-at-the-movies.com image 300x400]


Drake needed more lines.
 
2012-06-04 11:45:51 AM  
Not quite Miss Teen South Carolina with the maps and such as, but still pretty dense.
 
2012-06-04 11:47:01 AM  

BurnShrike: Is it a bad thing that I can't think of one outside of pornos?


No, but the inspirational job you are looking for is Hollywood Producer.
 
2012-06-04 11:48:10 AM  

Mark Ratner: Pocket Ninja: Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.

Actually, Vivian was not well-educated. At the end of the movie, she states her intention of moving to San Francisco to earn her G.E.D before Edward comes to her rescue in the limo.

And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.


There's a hierarchy:

Escort
Stripper who provides "extras"
Backpage girl
Streetwalker
 
2012-06-04 11:48:47 AM  
Brain dead in O-HI-O
 
2012-06-04 11:48:57 AM  
At least Richard Gere took a woman off the streets. He should be celebrated as a supporter of feminism.
 
2012-06-04 11:49:13 AM  
Chocolat.
 
2012-06-04 11:50:00 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Are you being ironic, subby? Pretty Woman teaches us that a white, well-educated woman can overcome the natural prejudices of society and become a prostitute who, by providing enough sexual favors, can someday meet a lonely billionaire and live happily ever after. It's inspiring and should be celebrated.


And that, sir, is why you are on my favorites list
 
2012-06-04 11:50:19 AM  
Buttfark Sluts Go Nuts Vol. 17
 
2012-06-04 11:50:42 AM  
How the the person asking that question manage not to just burst out laughing when she gave that answer? In fact how do they make it through any of these Q&A sessions in these pageants without laughing?
 
2012-06-04 11:50:42 AM  
 
2012-06-04 11:51:06 AM  

Mark Ratner: And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.


Since when do escorts stand on street corners?
 
2012-06-04 11:51:53 AM  
Oh look, she's blond. Who would have guessed that?

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-06-04 11:52:19 AM  

meanmutton: There's a hierarchy:

Women who expect men to pay for the date
Escort
Stripper who provides "extras"
Backpage girl
Streetwalker



/FTFY
 
2012-06-04 11:52:38 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-04 11:52:52 AM  
Maybe she thinks "positive light" means getting a designer wardrobe as part of a makeover? Oh course I would have picked The Devil Wears Prada.

Yes dears, don't worry about your crappy life, by sheer chance a rich man will show up and save you. When you take his money and spend it on things, that's empowerment.

/That or she couldn't pronounce Erin Brockovich.
 
2012-06-04 11:54:08 AM  

Andulamb: Mark Ratner: And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.

Since when do escorts stand on street corners?


I was about to mention that - when we first meet Vivian, she's on the street. That's not an escort, that's a hooker. Edward's driving by in his fancy car, sees her in that awful wig and vinyl thigh-high boots and she gets in his car and goes to his hotel. That's not an escort, that's a hooker. An escort is someone who comes to you, after you arrange for her appearance with the madam, or manager, or whatever set-up exists.
 
2012-06-04 11:54:29 AM  
I would have said "Ass Blasters 9"
 
2012-06-04 11:55:10 AM  
WhippingBoy:

Women who expect men to pay for the date
Escort
Brothel
Stripper who provides "extras"
Backpage girl
Masseuse
Streetwalker
Your mom


There. Now it's complete.
 
2012-06-04 11:55:22 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Andulamb: Mark Ratner: And she was not a prostitute, but an escort. Any money paid is strictly for her time and companionship. If sex does occur, it is between two consenting adults.

Since when do escorts stand on street corners?

I was about to mention that - when we first meet Vivian, she's on the street. That's not an escort, that's a hooker. Edward's driving by in his fancy car, sees her in that awful wig and vinyl thigh-high boots and she gets in his car and goes to his hotel. That's not an escort, that's a hooker. An escort is someone who comes to you, after you arrange for her appearance with the madam, or manager, or whatever set-up exists.


How the hell did she fit all that hair under that wig?
 
2012-06-04 11:55:42 AM  
The color purple.
 
2012-06-04 11:55:46 AM  

Andulamb: Since when do escorts stand on street corners?


You're right. I was wrong. I admit it.
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-06-04 11:55:50 AM  

plausdeny: It's a travesty that she put that tripe before the sublime empowerment story of Kill Bill.


Kill Bill for teh win.

Or Alien
 
2012-06-04 11:56:14 AM  
She's wearing a bumpit.

Who in the hell thinks those things look good? It isn't the 1960's anymore! GAH!
 
2012-06-04 11:57:16 AM  
Showgirls.
Definitely Showgirls.
 
2012-06-04 11:58:16 AM  

SpectroBoy: plausdeny: It's a travesty that she put that tripe before the sublime empowerment story of Kill Bill.

Kill Bill for teh win.

Or Alien


"I spit on your Grave"
 
2012-06-04 11:59:00 AM  
Any show on Oxygen Channel.
 
2012-06-04 12:00:23 PM  
The sequel where she goes on to expose that company for dumping toxic waste in a farm community would have been better.
 
2012-06-04 12:01:11 PM  

ongbok: How the the person asking that question manage not to just burst out laughing when she gave that answer? In fact how do they make it through any of these Q&A sessions in these pageants without laughing?


I think they're heavily druged to be honest. I know I would have to be to even watch a pageant
 
2012-06-04 12:01:14 PM  
Hard Candy
 
2012-06-04 12:02:08 PM  

LaraAmber: /That or she couldn't pronounce Erin Brockovich.


Oh please, as if this vapid bag of plastic has even seen Erin Brockovich.
 
2012-06-04 12:02:18 PM  
House of 1000 Corpses?

Srsly though...Waterboys, maybe? Tank Girl breaks Pauly Shore out of a POW prison.

Oh, and Tank Girl.

P-p-p-pow!
 
2012-06-04 12:02:41 PM  
WTF kind of name is Brice?
 
2012-06-04 12:03:02 PM  
She should have gone with Hunger Games.
 
2012-06-04 12:03:07 PM  
People from Ohio don't win things. We get it. It's a dead horse, chicken farker. Spend some time in the sports tab, subby.
 
2012-06-04 12:03:28 PM  
And, it taught us all that "prostitutes don't kiss on the lips"
 
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