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(Daily Mail)   Green Bay Packers t-shirt: $30. Ticket to charity softball game: $45. Pictures of you stealing a cleat thrown to a boy in the stands by Donald Driver, priceless. Video of you bragging about it....what's better than priceless?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2012-06-04 10:43:51 AM
9 votes:
This just in, women like shoes.
2012-06-04 10:43:07 AM
5 votes:

Babwa Wawa: Yesterday while playing paintball I got shot in the pecker by one of my nephew's friends during the course of a round.


The target area is only two inches wide. It's a small exhaust port, right in front of the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Babwa Wawa.
2012-06-04 10:36:15 AM
5 votes:
Wow, the cows in Wisconsin can do all kinds of stuff. The can walk, and talk, drink beer, and act like complete school girl coontz! Stay classy biatch!
2012-06-04 10:35:32 AM
5 votes:

Babwa Wawa: Yesterday while playing paintball I got shot in the pecker by one of my nephew's friends during the course of a round. For about 5 seconds I figured I'd go tear the little shiat a new one for aiming at my crotch. Then I got a hold of myself and realized that he probably wasn't aiming for my junk.

That's a similar situation to this one. I can see someone maybe - maybe - getting caught up in the moment and being competitive over a worthless shoe. But within a few seconds you should realize, "Wait, I'm an adult."


She did. "Wait i'm an adult. I'm far stronger than this small child"
2012-06-04 01:56:53 PM
4 votes:

Baz the Spaz: She can't be a Packer fan. She's probably a Viking fan in disguise. No Packer fan would be that big of an a-hole.


sorry, but a Viking's fan couldn't possibly have made that interception.
2012-06-04 10:37:44 AM
4 votes:
If Driver wanted the kid to have the shoe, he would've given it to him personally. When I played professional football, I loved seeing the fans fight over the junk I'd throw up to them. After an open practice one day, I threw my mouth guard into the stands. An old folks home had brought some seniors out to watch us, so there were quite a few of them grabbing for it. Then, out of nowhere, this 350 pound redneck knocked two of the senior citizens over the railing. They fell about thirty-five feet to the cement below, dead on impact. The big guy got the mouth guard, though, so he deserved it and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I've seen parents throw their infants five rows to get a glove. This Asian guy snapped a kids neck while wrestlying a game ball from him. Then there was the guy who opened automatic rifle fire when the tee-shirt cannon failed to reach his row.

People are crazy. Fanatics are even worse.
2012-06-04 10:36:35 AM
3 votes:
Likely a Walker supporter...
2012-06-04 10:32:31 AM
3 votes:
I'm wanting to write something pithy and witty but I'm just left with the overwhelming feeling of wanting to kick this biatch in the c*nt.
/and shove her
2012-06-04 10:55:07 AM
2 votes:
what's better than priceless?

Worthless?
2012-06-04 10:44:57 AM
2 votes:

Baz the Spaz: She can't be a Packer fan. She's probably a Viking fan in disguise. No Packer fan would be that big of an a-hole thin.


Also, this.
2012-06-04 10:37:45 AM
2 votes:
Fat women are known to be selfish.
2012-06-04 10:34:47 AM
2 votes:
She can't be a Packer fan. She's probably a Viking fan in disguise. No Packer fan would be that big of an a-hole.
2012-06-04 03:17:25 PM
1 votes:

fanbladesaresharp: StrangeQ: Just another good ol' White Trash American (tm). Probably votes lockstep with the Republican party, has no problems keeping the foreigners out of the country and doesn't see why the gays need special treatment.

I know it's a trolling, but if you met some of the broken-tooth, hillbilly, social services parasites around my area that vote strictly democrat, you'd never vote for any party again.

/Independant.


So independent in fact, that you've changed the spelling of the word! That is some high-grade elitism!
2012-06-04 02:43:21 PM
1 votes:
Well, everyone is running around propping up gays and lesbians as people who can do no wrong, well, now they got a nifty new vibrator cover

i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-06-04 01:01:55 PM
1 votes:
Remember... if you're at a sports event and something is thrown or hit into the stands, if there is a child within three square miles that object automatically belongs to the child and people on the internet will call for your head if you don't immediately surrender the object to that child.

Then, they'll whine about what entitled snowflakes kids today are in some other thread.
2012-06-04 12:58:35 PM
1 votes:
Not one use of the words "crotch-fruit" or "snowflake".
This is not the Fark I know.
2012-06-04 12:31:40 PM
1 votes:
Wonder how her work day is going? How does it feel to wake up Monday morning feeling pretty good about your life and the way things are going, only to find out well before lunch that you are an Internet pariah known around the world as someone who would fight a child over a smelly shoe and feel good about it?

What's her Fark handle?
2012-06-04 12:27:22 PM
1 votes:
I know fans fight over things that get hit/or thrown onto the bleachers, but snatching it from a kid is just pitiful. Well, it's not so much because he's a kid (I dislike kids), he's just a smaller and weaker person compare to Robyn McDouchy there. I just hate bullies.

Ah well, I'd love to see her go to a Raiders game and snatch something from those fans...
2012-06-04 12:12:51 PM
1 votes:

bucket_pup: My target area is much, much larger longer than 2".


We just had to have a bunch of furniture moved temporarily in the office and we specifically asked that a couple of massive desks be left 8" from the wall so we could complete the cabling. My assistant for the move comes into my office today and says "you know how I can tell the movers were all men?"

The desks were 4" from the wall.
2012-06-04 11:53:58 AM
1 votes:

unchellmatt: ExperianScaresCthulhu:

What's this cow look like?

Lets just say she's not winning any awards.


I disagree, I've seen things that look like her win awards.

/at the state farm show
2012-06-04 11:36:16 AM
1 votes:
Typical responses of warped societies. As soon as someone shows some ambition and drive and puts forth effort to achieve their goals they get shiat upon by a brainless mob of pc Pavlovian dogs that just heard the Marxist bell ring and are now eagerly awaiting a treat from their masters. Go grab a few more Ayn Rand books to sit on so that you can at least see over the steering wheel.
2012-06-04 11:28:52 AM
1 votes:

digistil: Babwa Wawa: But within a few seconds you should realize, "Wait, I'm an adult."

This is a Packer fan we're talking about. They're doing well if they can stand up after 9 AM, without help.


That's not true at all. We Cheeseheads have become immune to alcohol so we can handle large amounts of doses, and still appear to be sober. On top of that we still be drinking at least till 11 am.
2012-06-04 10:57:30 AM
1 votes:
White trash.
2012-06-04 10:48:48 AM
1 votes:

Otackle72: I sent this loathsome piece of crap a facebook message....I DO hope she responds


How can you unfriend someone you're not a friend with?
2012-06-04 10:48:09 AM
1 votes:
www.motifake.com

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
2012-06-04 10:47:13 AM
1 votes:

animal900: Why would anyone want the cleat(s)? A jersey may be cool to frame if you're a big fan of the particular team, but some nasty shoe? What are you going to do with it?


Drink from it??

sharetv.org
2012-06-04 10:45:21 AM
1 votes:

LarryDan43: This just in, women like shoes.


Flawless victory.
2012-06-04 10:42:08 AM
1 votes:

Baz the Spaz: She can't be a Packer fan. She's probably a Viking fan in disguise. No Packer fan would be that big of an a-hole.


Thanks for the laugh.
2012-06-04 10:37:55 AM
1 votes:
There's oakland fans in green bay?
2012-06-04 10:30:31 AM
1 votes:
threw a cleat into the stands? hey DD, couldn't you throw something a little safer like your gloves, jersey or disease infected cup?
2012-06-04 09:57:23 AM
1 votes:
Yesterday while playing paintball I got shot in the pecker by one of my nephew's friends during the course of a round. For about 5 seconds I figured I'd go tear the little shiat a new one for aiming at my crotch. Then I got a hold of myself and realized that he probably wasn't aiming for my junk.

That's a similar situation to this one. I can see someone maybe - maybe - getting caught up in the moment and being competitive over a worthless shoe. But within a few seconds you should realize, "Wait, I'm an adult."
 
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