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(Lex 18)   Daughter: hey, look what my pet bird can dance to. Parents: he's going to hell   (lex18.com) divider line 25
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2012-06-04 09:17:05 AM
6 votes:
They sound like they could use a cockatoo, if you know what I mean.
2012-06-04 10:08:36 AM
4 votes:
"I used to love rock and then Jesus came into my heart and took it completely away".

He's climin' in yo' windows, snatchin' yo' music up!
Tryin' to rape 'em, so you all need to,
Hide yo' records, Hide yo' vinyls!
2012-06-04 10:06:29 AM
2 votes:
To be fair, the music in question IS pretty awful...
2012-06-04 10:01:10 AM
2 votes:
he was loving a rock before he met Jesus

turns out Jesus was the rock all along
lol
2012-06-04 09:13:58 AM
2 votes:
*click*

"Kentucky"

*close*
2012-06-04 08:52:07 AM
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: FTFA: "I used to love rock and then Jesus came into my heart and took it completely away".


He makes that Jesus guy sounds like a real jerk.
2012-06-04 07:50:14 PM
1 votes:
Religious fundamentalists truly live in a mean and threadbare world. I ran into a bunch of them recently at my FIL's memorial service, and what struck me was their slavishness, their utter servility to their concept of god. They believed their only purpose in life was to mindlessly "praise god", as if an omnipotent being created them as pure puppets.

All I could think of was "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"... that shrill and tuneless piping...
2012-06-04 06:47:10 PM
1 votes:
And lo, God saideth unto the lord. Thou shalt not have cocks, a's or teels dancing to contemporary music that has not been invented. SO SAYETH THE LORD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST FOR ALL ETERNITY YADDA YADDA YADDA BURN IN HELL.

/Bible
//Not even once.
2012-06-04 11:26:38 AM
1 votes:
"Christian Rock" isn't making rock'n'roll any better -- it's making Jesus worse.
2012-06-04 11:20:29 AM
1 votes:
I think Christian music has gotten much better over the past few years.
I'm just glad people don't think Creed is a Christian band any more.

The guy in the article is a doofus - I used to follow the Grateful Dead all around the country. After I was born again, I still listen to their music. I do miss farking the hippie chicks though - but not the long under arm hair.
2012-06-04 10:59:44 AM
1 votes:
farm4.static.flickr.com
2012-06-04 10:38:55 AM
1 votes:
"We came to Christ, me and my wife did, back in 2010"


What an odd thing to have sex to. Was his picture on the ceiling?
2012-06-04 10:18:05 AM
1 votes:
Anyone remember which bible verse states that it is a sin to teach a bird to dance to crappy music?
2012-06-04 10:14:16 AM
1 votes:
Rock out with your cockatoo out.
2012-06-04 10:13:53 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "We came to Christ, me and my wife did, back in 2010," Gary Richie said. "We don't support the beat. We don't support that demonic sound and the repetition."

Is it 1977 already?

KISS = Knights In the Service of Satan
2012-06-04 10:12:58 AM
1 votes:

flypusher713: "We came to Christ, me and my wife did, back in 2010," Gary Richie said. "We don't support the beat. We don't support that demonic sound and the repetition."

No beat? No repetition? YOUR music must really SUCK.

/amateur musician
//definitely getting a ROTFLMAO out of this
///does playing syncopated rhythms mean I'm damned????


It's kind of like a kosher thing. You can't mix two disparate beats together in the same song. And you have to execute those beats in the most cruel and inhumane way possible.
2012-06-04 10:07:35 AM
1 votes:
Birds don't have souls, so it's not like it was going to Heaven anyway.
2012-06-04 10:05:23 AM
1 votes:
Which bible verse condemns rock and roll again? I seem to have missed that one.
2012-06-04 10:04:40 AM
1 votes:

AlwaysRightBoy: Jesus ain't got no soul.


Jesus is just alright with me.....oh yeah!!!!
2012-06-04 10:01:33 AM
1 votes:
I don't approve of the listed songs either, but not for religious reasons, only because they're shiate.
2012-06-04 10:01:30 AM
1 votes:
If God didn't want us to rock, he wouldn't have invented Bon Scott.
2012-06-04 10:00:59 AM
1 votes:
Well they sound like some really fun people to be around don't they.
2012-06-04 10:00:52 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "We came to Christ, me and my wife did, back in 2010," Gary Richie said. "We don't support the beat. We don't support that demonic sound and the repetition."

Why are reborn Christfags such Douchbags?
2012-06-04 09:59:52 AM
1 votes:
"I used to love rock and then Jesus Christ came in my heart and took it completely away," Gary Richie said.

Jesus did what where?!
2012-06-04 08:13:15 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "I used to love rock and then Jesus came into my heart and took it completely away".

Religion, is there anything it can't do?

/please pray for the bird.
 
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