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2012-06-04 03:16:58 PM
FTA: "We don't support the beat. We don't support that demonic sound and the repetition."

Apparently Jesus is okay with time machines, because you obviously just came here from the 13th century.
 
2012-06-04 03:21:31 PM
and then Jesus Christ came in my heart

Aorta-farking? Kinky!
 
2012-06-04 03:26:27 PM

Deathfrogg: Religion is a disease. I swear, its gotta be something like a Virus. Or a Prion like Jacob-Crutzfeld that does this to people. It's happened to a couple of my old friends. Its like they wake up one morning, and actively decide to turn into the absolute worst, most mealymouthed pedantic bible-thumping cheesedicks you can imagine. One walked away from a marriage, two teenage kids and a really decent job to move into some Baptist mission thing in northern California. His wife said it was literally overnight that he went from being a normal guy to a religious fanatic.

When he came back after being gone for two months or so, he preached and preached and cajoled them into finding Jesus with him or they were going to burn for all eternity. She filed for divorce that week. I still see his oldest boy around once in a while. He tells me that his pop calls every few months to berate him for being the sinner/idolater/satanist/what have you and nobody can talk to the guy anymore.

It's a disease.

I feel sorry for this girl. She's going to move out, get a life of her own and her parents are going to be utterly worthless to her. They might even cut her off from contact or refuse to acknowledge her accomplishments. Poor kid.


The old phrase "no zealot like a convert" exists for a reason.
 
2012-06-04 05:30:13 PM

voodoo_curse: The "death metal parrot" in the related videos is better anyway.


Flooooor!
 
2012-06-04 05:35:50 PM

AbbeySomeone: FTFA: "I used to love rock and then Jesus came into my heart and took it completely away".


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2012-06-04 06:05:17 PM
So Christian Rock or Metal is out then? Darn, Demon Hunter is pretty good too...

/Atheist
//likes metal
 
2012-06-04 06:09:26 PM
Since when is "Whip my Hair" a rock song anyway? I thought it was a soulless hip hop abomination based on cynicism and nepotism but I didn't hear any rock.
 
2012-06-04 06:47:10 PM
And lo, God saideth unto the lord. Thou shalt not have cocks, a's or teels dancing to contemporary music that has not been invented. SO SAYETH THE LORD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST FOR ALL ETERNITY YADDA YADDA YADDA BURN IN HELL.

/Bible
//Not even once.
 
2012-06-04 06:48:42 PM

Mugato: Since when is "Whip my Hair" a rock song anyway? I thought it was a soulless hip hop abomination based on cynicism and nepotism but I didn't hear any rock.


Because rock music is dead and has been for the better part of 10 years now. When was the last time you heard a new rock song on the radio?

"Rock" music now denotes any genre of popular music you don't like. Much like Dubstep and Gangsta Rap.
 
2012-06-04 06:53:19 PM
Completely free of the oppression of secular music:
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-06-04 07:28:21 PM

doubled99: Are you saying Jesus Christ can't rock out?!?


I'm sure he does...the song "rock of ages" comes to mind.
 
2012-06-04 07:50:14 PM
Religious fundamentalists truly live in a mean and threadbare world. I ran into a bunch of them recently at my FIL's memorial service, and what struck me was their slavishness, their utter servility to their concept of god. They believed their only purpose in life was to mindlessly "praise god", as if an omnipotent being created them as pure puppets.

All I could think of was "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"... that shrill and tuneless piping...
 
2012-06-04 08:59:44 PM

Xcott:

I remember hearing one "song" that was about Jesus and the Devil having a boxing match, in front of a demon audience. They simulated the demon chatter by running human voices through chipmunk-ish effects and having synth noises in the background. When Jesus went down for the count, the demons started chanting to a buzzy sort of climax and then everyone started wailing when he got up, ending the song.

I was astounded that anyone could listen to that sort of thing and call regular music "demonic." You had to be five kinds of messed up to compose anything like that.


Just out of pure morbid curiosity, I want to hear that song (even if the likely outcome is me fleeing with my fingers jammed in my ears).

GroverCleveland: I'm pretty sure that when a bird bobs its head around, it is a bad sign of some mental/neglect problems


Actually no, that's a happy bird behavior (at least for parrots).
 
2012-06-04 09:13:27 PM

flypusher713: Xcott:

I remember hearing one "song" that was about Jesus and the Devil having a boxing match, in front of a demon audience. They simulated the demon chatter by running human voices through chipmunk-ish effects and having synth noises in the background. When Jesus went down for the count, the demons started chanting to a buzzy sort of climax and then everyone started wailing when he got up, ending the song.

I was astounded that anyone could listen to that sort of thing and call regular music "demonic." You had to be five kinds of messed up to compose anything like that.

Just out of pure morbid curiosity, I want to hear that song (even if the likely outcome is me fleeing with my fingers jammed in my ears).

GroverCleveland: I'm pretty sure that when a bird bobs its head around, it is a bad sign of some mental/neglect problems

Actually no, that's a happy bird behavior (at least for parrots).


That's good to know. I thought the last time I saw a bird move like that it hadn't been talked to in so long it went nuts and plucked it's feathers out

here's another one where the bird looks like he's dancing

can't imagine this being anything but fun for the guy
 
2012-06-04 09:25:02 PM

No Such Agency: Religious fundamentalists truly live in a mean and threadbare world. I ran into a bunch of them recently at my FIL's memorial service, and what struck me was their slavishness, their utter servility to their concept of god. They believed their only purpose in life was to mindlessly "praise god", as if an omnipotent being created them as pure puppets.



Did they have any money?
 
2012-06-04 09:33:20 PM

GroverCleveland:

That's good to know. I thought the last time I saw a bird move like that it hadn't been talked to in so long it went nuts and plucked it's feathers out


That's sad. Too many people get birds and treat them like they're just decor. Parrots (even the small ones like budgies) are social and intelligent and they need interaction. That's why I've always had more than one bird in my house, so they have each other for company when I'm not there. When they start feather picking they're really gone mental. Maybe the bird you saw was head bobbing in response to being noticed by someone.

here's another one where the bird looks like he's dancing

can't imagine this being anything but fun for the guy


Snowball is awesome!! The high kicks he does really crack me up! Thanks for the link.

/Hmmm, is Stevie Nicks demonic too?
//off to give my birds some attention
 
2012-06-04 09:42:17 PM
You guys are slipping:

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2012-06-05 02:44:38 AM

dan131m: Honestly, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn at the pearly gates that all this "no sex, no drugs, no music" religion was a plot by the devil to preoccupy people with nonsense and keep them from going out and feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, and visiting the imprisoned.


pixelvisions.net
 
2012-06-05 03:53:02 AM
I object to the "Whip My Hair" song being used in the video, but that's because it sucks.
 
2012-06-05 07:02:57 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: dan131m: Honestly, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn at the pearly gates that all this "no sex, no drugs, no music" religion was a plot by the devil to preoccupy people with nonsense and keep them from going out and feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, and visiting the imprisoned.

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that's cause the hungry are on meth cause they spent their food stamps on meth
the naked are naked cause it's "excited delerium".
the imprisoned are there cause they done meth.


hence the homophobic meth sector of the church
 
2012-06-05 08:48:27 AM
I would like to preface my comment by saying that I am a Christian...

To the parents:
So Christ came into your lives and you completely lost your mind?

//Did a whole youth lesson series around secular music. Not degrading it but looking for spiritual messages you can take from it.

//Oh yeah LED ZEP ROCKS!!
 
2012-06-05 05:22:00 PM

Marcus Aurelius: "We came to Christ, me and my wife did, back in 2010," Gary Richie said. "We don't support the beat. We don't support that demonic sound and the repetition."

So I guess "Onward Christian Soldiers" is also out of the question. That's got a pretty good back beat. And as far as repetition goes, "God in Three Persons" is right up there.


And the version of "Jerusalem" that was done by Emerson, Lake and Palmer was incredible.
 
2012-06-05 05:29:04 PM

Twigz221: Which bible verse condemns rock and roll again? I seem to have missed that one.


Where you thinking of this rebuttal? I sure was!

2 Samuel 6:5 "And David and all the house of Israel played before the LORD on all manner of instruments made of fir wood, even on harps, and on psalteries, and on tambourines, and on cornets, and on cymbals."

Hmmm.

Maybe if they would unclench their butt cheeks a bit the drumstick could be removed.
 
2012-06-07 02:21:05 AM

ArkAngel: the Lassie that mauled Timmy


Noooooooo! You take that back! You take that back right now!

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