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(Scotsman)   "Slave master" husband, who severly beat wife over DS/SM marriage pact, quits as local charity director. (W/ creepy pic of what slave master husbands look like)   (scotsman.com ) divider line
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2012-06-04 09:54:44 AM  
5 votes:
In other news, 50% of male farkers look like creepy slave master husbands.
2012-06-04 08:59:49 AM  
5 votes:
When LARPing goes terribly wrong....
2012-06-04 08:49:22 AM  
5 votes:
The safe word is not 'ow.'
2012-06-04 09:54:47 AM  
3 votes:
Funny, you wouldn't think he'd be the one with the surprised butt secks look on his face.
2012-06-04 08:56:41 AM  
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: I may be completely crazy here, but it would seem like exploring sado-masochistic fantasies and adding a "slave/master" dynamic to your marriage is something you would do as a way of branching out in an already stable, enduring, healthy relationship. Not to save a 15-year marriage that's on the rocks.


She can't divorce you if she's tied up in the basement, secured in submissive sexual positions.
2012-06-04 08:45:52 AM  
3 votes:
Shenanigans.
That is clearly not a gorgeous 20-something year old billionaire.
2012-06-04 10:35:36 AM  
2 votes:
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
2012-06-04 10:02:29 AM  
2 votes:
I'm sure this story is not nearly as black and white as presented. From what I've read, these types of arrangements have many shades of gray.
2012-06-04 08:45:01 AM  
2 votes:
He admitted assaulting his wife, threatening her with violence, inducing her to remove her clothes, slapping her on the face and body, striking her on the body with a belt, seizing her by the hair, pushing her on to a couch and slapping her.

Mrs Western went to police after suffering three beatings on the same day at their flat in Murrayburn Place, leaving her needing hospital treatment.


Judge: "Mr. Western, was the sammich made incorrectly?"

Defendent: "No, your honor. The sammich was not made at all."
2012-06-04 11:28:20 AM  
1 vote:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: SkunkWerks: ExperianScaresCthulhu: So why do people ask for it?

No idea...

That's a long list. But, they wanted it. Nobody's fault. They died while trying to get an orgasm, isn't that supposed to be living the dream?


Except for the "living" part, possibly.
2012-06-04 10:50:04 AM  
1 vote:
who severly beat wife

This is how people loss limbs. Or loose limbs...or something.
2012-06-04 10:33:13 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: The safe word is not 'ow.'


t0.gstatic.com

/oblig
2012-06-04 10:02:40 AM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of Brian Posehn.

tinyurl.com
2012-06-04 10:00:55 AM  
1 vote:

Wendy's Chili: threatening her with violence, inducing her to remove her clothes, slapping her on the face and body, striking her on the body with a belt, seizing her by the hair, pushing her on to a couch and slapping her

I'd better lawyer up.


Look, I told you I wouldn't press charges if you wouldn't.

///They take the stitches out yet?
2012-06-04 09:58:17 AM  
1 vote:
threatening her with violence, inducing her to remove her clothes, slapping her on the face and body, striking her on the body with a belt, seizing her by the hair, pushing her on to a couch and slapping her

I'd better lawyer up.
2012-06-04 09:54:03 AM  
1 vote:

HakunaMatata: Shenanigans.
That is clearly not a gorgeous 20-something year old billionaire.


He looks like a down on his luck teacher's assistant.

#50 Shades of Tweed and Corduroy
2012-06-04 09:26:39 AM  
1 vote:
Wow. And here I thought John Norman's Gor novels were just poorly written misogynistic sci-fi.
2012-06-04 09:10:04 AM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: I may be completely crazy here, but it would seem like exploring sado-masochistic fantasies and adding a "slave/master" dynamic to your marriage is something you would do as a way of branching out in an already stable, enduring, healthy relationship. Not to save a 15-year marriage that's on the rocks.


Though not much better, it's arguably preferable to having a child to save the marriage.
 
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