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(City Pages)   Try meth when you really have an itch, or when you want to see in two places at once. Warning: mildly graphic mugshot goodness   (blogs.citypages.com) divider line 74
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2012-06-04 12:46:19 PM  

DownDaRiver: They never heard of Fark.



Isn't that weird? I drop Fark idioms into public conversations just to see who makes eye contact but it doesn't happen. Maybe twice in ten years.

Just the other day I had to show my sister Li'l Brudder for chrissakes!

What a world.
 
2012-06-04 12:55:08 PM  
blogs.citypages.com

"My girl left me... she thought I was seeing someone on the side."
 
2012-06-04 12:56:13 PM  
Those aren't pock marks.



Them are good ol' fashioned "I got bugs under mah skins!" digging marks. Another classic side-effect of meth.
 
2012-06-04 01:00:37 PM  
Damn it! I read that as "goddess" and eagerly clicked the link. I gotta work on my reading skills...
 
2012-06-04 01:00:56 PM  
This sort of thing shines a negative light on those of us who really do have bugs under their skin.
 
2012-06-04 01:08:39 PM  

basemetal: Was hoping that wasn't Okla although it very well could have been.


I did a momentary double-take when read "Stillwater", but immediately realized it must be the *other* Stillwater. We don't rate something as fancy as a "citypages blog".
 
2012-06-04 01:15:52 PM  

Claude Ballse: spentmiles
Methamphetamine addicts typically follow a predictable abuse cycle that involves several days of heavy drug use and no sleep, followed by a crash, which leaves the person in a coma for forty-eight to seventy-two hours. When they are in such a deep sleep, nothing can arouse them.

Most addicts live in squalor, the perfect breeding ground for rodents. The red marks you see on meth addicts are actually rat bites. There have been several documentated cases where rats have completely devoured the flesh of a person's leg or arm or face. You can tell a hard core meth head because they'll have rat traps on hand to set around them while they sleep. Then, when they wake, they can boil the rats for some nourishment while they try to score.

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Did you learn this shiat in an e-mail forwarded to you from Grandma?

They're called "Meth Bugs" or "Crank Bugs". Meth addicts are prone to repetitive actions, and likewise the chemicals they ingest cause issues with constant itching. This leads to the addict scratching their skin until they induce their own open sores as they begin to tear their at their own skin.

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In the words of Reverend X:

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You nincomfarkinpoop!


Spentmiles, where do you get your bait? You catch them every time.
 
2012-06-04 01:17:40 PM  

kvinesknows: artthehypnotist: I have never tried or used any drugs. What is it about Meth that leaves the scars?
Someone want to photoshop her without the scabs?
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hows that?


Looks like Leatherface, heh.

/As opposed to Scarface
 
2012-06-04 01:59:35 PM  

improvius: [blogs.citypages.com image 293x375]

"I see what you did there. And also over there."


CORRECTION:: "Eye see what you did there. And also over there."
 
2012-06-04 02:02:38 PM  

spentmiles: artthehypnotist: What is it about Meth that leaves the scars?

Methamphetamine addicts typically follow a predictable abuse cycle that involves several days of heavy drug use and no sleep, followed by a crash, which leaves the person in a coma for forty-eight to seventy-two hours. When they are in such a deep sleep, nothing can arouse them.

Most addicts live in squalor, the perfect breeding ground for rodents. The red marks you see on meth addicts are actually rat bites. There have been several documentated cases where rats have completely devoured the flesh of a person's leg or arm or face. You can tell a hard core meth head because they'll have rat traps on hand to set around them while they sleep. Then, when they wake, they can boil the rats for some nourishment while they try to score.


Oh shiat I'm crying here... Wish mobile Fark had the funny tag
 
2012-06-04 02:08:00 PM  
I wonder if that's a Tim Tebow jersey he's wearing. I hope so.
 
2012-06-04 02:46:20 PM  
I bet she was pretty OK looking... you know, before she dug through her face.

I really don't know about meth - Do you have these sores all over your body or just face and arms?
 
2012-06-04 03:16:32 PM  
Stillwater couple's pock-faced, cross-eyed mugshots double as anti-meth advertising

Stillwater?

Damnit Oleg!

www.supercheats.com
 
2012-06-04 03:27:42 PM  
She looks as if she used to look like a pretty girl I know.
 
2012-06-04 03:57:25 PM  
Can you imagine her with a bad case of poison ivy? That's how skeletor was formed, you know.
 
2012-06-04 04:08:05 PM  

boyvoyeur: I bet she was pretty OK looking... you know, before she dug through her face.

I really don't know about meth - Do you have these sores all over your body or just face and arms?


You can get them all over the place. Face, arms, legs, whatever. Meth makes you feel like you have bugs under your skin or you have an itch that no amount of scratching will make go away. I think it has something to do with your nerves firing overtime when you're spun out. Not sure, though. Just an educated guess on that last part. It may also have something to do with the person sweating out all those dirty chemicals that go into that crap. Can't be good for the skin either. I have known a few meth heads in my day and yeah, most of them look like that after a while.
 
2012-06-04 04:25:09 PM  
Good thing she put on eye makeup, otherwise she would have looked so plain.
 
2012-06-04 04:39:18 PM  
I bet she was hot before getting all crackalakity.
 
2012-06-04 04:55:17 PM  
Meth also leads to conjoined twins.
 
2012-06-04 04:55:48 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: women who love you will do whatever you want them to do.

if u want them to inject meth they'll do it.
and it's not their faults
because they want to be with u


Yep.. this idiot guy that my friend is convinced is her last chance of a relationship, has got her now hooked on crack. Before she met him she used to work in an alcohol and drug rehab center.. and she KNOWS what this shiat does...

I don't get it...
 
2012-06-04 06:02:40 PM  
That woman is sporting some of the worst meth face I've ever seen. Almost looks like she fell off a bike and got some nasty road rash. Dayum!
 
2012-06-04 08:44:01 PM  

bim1154: [i106.photobucket.com image 293x375]


blogs.citypages.comwww.shannen-doherty.net
 
2012-06-04 09:19:58 PM  

bim1154: [i106.photobucket.com image 293x375]


Strangely enough, hes too crazy to be looking at me with both eyes. Let's just keep it to one eye at a time please.
 
2012-06-04 09:54:01 PM  

artthehypnotist: I have never tried or used any drugs. What is it about Meth that leaves the scars?
Someone want to photoshop her without the scabs?


I'm wondering the same thing
 
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