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		It's one thing to be raised by wolves. It's not the same if you're raised by goats (thesun.co.uk)		36
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xanadian		2012-06-04 09:19:30 AM

There seems to be a huge gap in the timeline of the story...

ArkAngel		2012-06-04 09:32:58 AM

I guess he had the goat's behavior...

(puts on sunglasses)

rammed down his throat

Mugato		2012-06-04 09:36:26 AM

See?

Mr. Potatoass		2012-06-04 10:20:34 AM

Room Full of Goats.
Where a kid can be a kid.

m1ke		2012-06-04 10:21:58 AM

Agrees.

blazemongr		2012-06-04 10:24:43 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Room Full of Goats.
Where a kid can be a kid.

We have a winner, folks.

ElFugawz		2012-06-04 10:24:59 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Room Full of Goats.
Where a kid can be a kid.

you sir are AWESOME

/done

crzybtch		2012-06-04 10:31:56 AM

I like how the story ends with the mother's paternal rights will be terminated.

How about instead the mother will spend the rest of her life in prison being beaten by inmates who were abused and neglected by their own mothers.

TheOther		2012-06-04 10:31:58 AM

Mugato: See?

*tiny impotent fist shaking*

RealityChuck		2012-06-04 10:39:31 AM

CheekyMonkey		2012-06-04 10:39:55 AM

Well, judging from the photo in TFA, it's no wonder why he was raised as a goat.

BurnShrike		2012-06-04 10:42:05 AM

"He tried to break everything he saw - windows, furniture. He could not speak or hold a spoon. He had no idea about what to do with toys."

Sounds like a baaaad boy.

Trance750		2012-06-04 10:42:37 AM

m1ke: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

Agrees.

Done in 5

Trance750		2012-06-04 10:43:52 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Room Full of Goats.
Where a kid can be a kid.

That was epic awesomeness.

/Applause

Langdon Alger		2012-06-04 11:07:14 AM

at least he wasn't tied to the back of a pick-up truck

memebot_of_doom		2012-06-04 11:14:20 AM

safeforwork		2012-06-04 11:23:49 AM

Poor kid... this story really got my goat :/

xanadian		2012-06-04 11:27:58 AM

Nobody? Nobody got my joke?

...

Back to the drawing board. :-/

xanadian		2012-06-04 11:29:18 AM

Well, I guess my joke WAS a bit of a stretch...

:D

Jackal_N		2012-06-04 11:29:49 AM

WANTED
Parent(s) to Adopt Cute Kid with Truly Unusual Skills.
Rich, naive, gullible, moneyed Americans given preference.

Fano		2012-06-04 11:45:17 AM

..and that little boy grew up to be... Frank Capra. And now you know, the rest of the story. Good day!

namegoeshere		2012-06-04 11:50:55 AM

xanadian: Nobody? Nobody got my joke?

...

Back to the drawing board. :-/

I C what you did there, son. Calm down.

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo		2012-06-04 11:56:26 AM

I don't know, it worked out for Zeus.

MO_humanist		2012-06-04 12:40:11 PM

Goatse?

Trance750		2012-06-04 12:44:32 PM

MO_humanist: Goatse?

Thank you. Now I have the image embedded in my memory.

/For those who don't know what I am talking about, please do yourself a favor and DO not Google it.

//Trust me

Sun Tzu		2012-06-04 12:53:50 PM

...but Farkers have been bleating for years about the advantages of a Nanny State.

Current Resident		2012-06-04 01:04:51 PM

superfudge73		2012-06-04 01:11:25 PM

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 220x908]

www.swotti.com

That goat has devil eyes!

TypoFlyspray		2012-06-04 01:30:56 PM

Goatboy is here to please you...

/ Starts at about 3:00

memebot_of_doom		2012-06-04 01:55:06 PM

Maybe he'll be good at horseback riding.

Great Porn Dragon		2012-06-04 01:57:04 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I don't know, it worked out for Zeus.

And Zarathustra, if memory serves me right...

In all seriousness, though, the kid IS young enough he could be possibly resocialised with a LOT of work--he could even potentially learn to speak with aggressive enough therapy. (He is lucky they found him when he was two, though. Babby brain is still pretty damn flexible then.)

namegoeshere		2012-06-04 02:14:09 PM

I'm running out the door and don't have time to think of an appropriate segue for this, other than:Fainting goats are always worth watching.

mikemil828		2012-06-04 04:42:06 PM

She was obviously trying to create a highlander.

Dinobot		2012-06-04 05:44:43 PM

rufusthegoat		2012-06-04 06:07:23 PM

Passerby: Little boy, let me use your phone to call the police! There's a man out in your yard violating a goat!

Little boy: Oh, that's just my Da-a-a-a-a-ddy.

memebot_of_doom		2012-06-06 11:13:33 AM

safeforwork: Poor kid... this story really got my goat :/

It's a good thing the police butted in on time.

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