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		Turns out men cheat way more than women after all (bbc.co.uk)		30
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Gulper Eel		2012-06-04 11:24:47 AM

3 votes:

jfbnr24: Likewise for me and Ken Griffey Jr.

I wouldn't bother. He's only going to get hurt halfway through.

Heamer		2012-06-04 03:30:37 AM

3 votes:

We also have more reasons to cheat.

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-06-04 02:14:04 AM

3 votes:

jaylectricity: It only makes sense. When a man cheats he's depositing his seed wherever and whenever. He leaves it with the woman, either in her or on her.

When a woman cheats, she invites another man's seed to live with her. Either he leaves it in her or he leaves it on her. She can wash it off, but it was still there.

Semen is the reason.

probesport		2012-06-04 09:46:02 AM

2 votes:

How do people even have time for an affair? Don't you have hobbies? besides being a whore of course.

dahmers love zombie		2012-06-04 07:09:34 AM

2 votes:

mraudacia: i think there study is flawed.

1. men are more likely to admit to having intercourse with a high number of women because of obvious macho ego stuff.

2. women are more likely to lie about being with another man because they worry about there social status and dont want to be labeled a slut.

what was it i read? men lie up, women lie down?

thats why men invented the 4 dick rule. she says dont worry, ive only been with three guys. add 4 and thats more likely. tada

not sure if it works the other way around on guys. because frankly ive slept with thousands of women. odds are one of you may be the product of one of my affairs.

Definitely. Ask a guy how many dudes he's been with, add four, obtain truth.

illannoyin		2012-06-04 04:05:22 AM

2 votes:

NSFW Link

/Works for us
//It's not for everyone

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-06-04 03:48:21 AM

2 votes:

natawheee: AverageAmericanGuy:
What's love got to do with it?

So they don't love you to begin with? Makes sense. Then you slipped and fell in a pile of cheating piece of shiat.

What's love but a secondhand emotion?

RoyBatty		2012-06-04 03:39:03 AM

2 votes:

Women don't fart either.

OgreMagi		2012-06-04 03:32:58 AM

2 votes:

Tthe article should be about how men lie about how many women they've slept with and women lie about how few men they've slept with.

zzrhardy		2012-06-04 03:28:33 AM

2 votes:

It only follows that men cheat, since women are only interested in guys who are taken.

Quaker		2012-06-04 03:28:12 AM

2 votes:

Apos: LordZorch: Turns out the article writer is a lying whore...

Or,to put it more delicately,relied on a woefully flawed research methodology-which,in turn,renders these 'findings' virtually useless.

FTFA: The 2006 American General Social Survey found that nearly twice as many married men as women admitted to having had sexual relations with someone other than their spouse.

t2.gstatic.com

jaylectricity		2012-06-04 01:36:34 AM

2 votes:

It only makes sense. When a man cheats he's depositing his seed wherever and whenever. He leaves it with the woman, either in her or on her.

When a woman cheats, she invites another man's seed to live with her. Either he leaves it in her or he leaves it on her. She can wash it off, but it was still there.

Semen is the reason.

LordZorch		2012-06-04 01:10:00 AM

2 votes:

Turns out the article writer is a lying whore...

dopeydwarf		2012-06-04 12:15:28 AM

2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser		2012-06-04 10:11:47 AM

1 votes:

James_Corn: sounds like a woman switched teams after being with you. That would suck. Did she let you watch or do it behind your back? At this point, for me, I'd just be thrilled knowing that my wife has any sort of pulse between her legs. If not for me, just for her own sake.

Ha, I like how you insult me then mention your wife won't f*ck you

James_Corn		2012-06-04 09:29:58 AM

1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: harrydorcas: Now that should not be surprising. There is a study however that men are ok with women cheating as long as it is with another woman. You know, girl on girl action?

Real life men and not internet dorks, consider that cheating.

i151.photobucket.com

"wrong wrong wrong wrong. wrong wrong wrong wrong!"

Krieghund		2012-06-04 09:21:26 AM

1 votes:

Marley'sGirl: I don't cheat on my husband for the simple reason that I married the man I actually want to be with.

This is what women actually believe.

Krieghund		2012-06-04 09:20:38 AM

1 votes:

Ambivalence: Who are they cheating with?

www.lohl.net

Babies with Rabies		2012-06-04 08:59:03 AM

1 votes:

mraudacia: thats why men invented the 4 dick rule. she says dont worry, ive only been with three guys. add 4 and thats more likely. tada

not sure if it works the other way around on guys. because frankly ive slept with thousands of women.

Add 4 dicks.....

swaxhog		2012-06-04 08:46:47 AM

1 votes:

phrenicmonkey: Here's the kicker: she got more turned on by my being "noble". I'm definitely never going to be alone with that one. I think she regards me as a lost opportunity from 30 years ago. Thanks, Facebook!

Just tell her you're into some really weird stuff and you don't want to put that kind of pressure on her. This will get her mind rolling and she'll be begging to know. Make up stuff that has her really debasing herself for you, and if she's game make sure you film it.

probesport		2012-06-04 08:29:09 AM

1 votes:

Make better decisions, have no cause for cheating. Problem solved.

AdamK		2012-06-04 07:43:30 AM

1 votes:

Ambivalence: Who are they cheating with? Each other?

probably single women

/ric romero

pedobearapproved		2012-06-04 06:32:20 AM

1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Well yeah, he's been pretty out of touch since he died.
F*ck you.

ever heard the whole thing about not sharing personal stories on the internet if you can't take them being criticized?

memedepot.com

Christian Bale		2012-06-04 03:56:56 AM

1 votes:

doglover: Sex is natural, lies are not[citation needed]

bucket_chemist		2012-06-04 03:39:42 AM

1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: Men cheat, women have affairs.

So if a woman thinks she falls in love, it's perfectly alright to commence the affair. Because she had emotional needs hat were being met.

You've obviously met my ex.

crab66		2012-06-04 03:32:11 AM

1 votes:

Women are just better liars. And more likely to justify something as "not cheating".

fusillade762		2012-06-04 03:27:26 AM

1 votes:

Biological programming, how does it work?

Darth_Lukecash		2012-06-04 02:50:18 AM

1 votes:

Men cheat, women have affairs.

So if a woman thinks she falls in love, it's perfectly alright to commence the affair. Because she had emotional needs hat were being met.