GreenSun: It would be more amusing if it was a dead human baby turned into a toy. Shouldn't it just be as cute as the cat?

No, because babies are disgusting parasites.

Keizer_Ghidorah: So, we've taken the first step to creating a Maximal.



Bows his head in reverence.

Ha! Awesome. I was thinking more along the lines of the Rat-things from Snow Crash.

flyinmonky: BoyNamedSue: THAT is farking hilarious. i'm laughing so hard but the wife and kids are all asleep, so it's mostly stifled grunts and chortles. which is making me laugh harder. my eyes are tearing.

Almost this

My wife just woke up and cussed me out because I was laughing so hard, I tried to get her to watch it but she just stormed off back to bed.

Sorry, no kitty for you tonight.

KrispyKritter: even a young retarded child can grasp that it is wrong to play with dead things.

Begs to differ.

That was all kinds of awesome. *sniff*

"Sometimes dead is rotor."

look up in the sky. is it a bird ? is it a plane? it's just a pussy

I'm sure this is probably the most awesome thing I will see all day.

Apocatlypse now?

Nothing beats that website that shows you how to skin a cat and make handbag out of it. Although, the one video where the guy was using live kittens as shark bait was pretty brutal too

HotWingAgenda: It's like a horrible SNL skit.

So, pretty much like EVERY SNL skit...

JackAssHole: KrispyKritter: even a young retarded child can grasp that it is wrong to play with dead things.

Begs to differ.

NSFW there are boobs. and it's not just regular boobs but CHILD boobs!!

Now I understand the new 'helicopter corpse' meme popping up elsewhere.

This is pretty horrible though. I'm trying to understand the thought process behind 'my cat died, don't you think he'd make a great helicopter??'

Seen the video. I so want to chase the grackels at my bird feeder away with this.

Even if I have to listen to the Airwolf theme while doing so.

Cats hate indignity more than anything. Yeah, he must really have loved that cat.

ok, that's just gross. I lost my elderly cat a month ago, and can't even begin to imagine how someone could come up with the idea of doing something like this to their pet, let alone actually go through with it.

Nightmaretony: MadCat221: just... wtf.... that is disgusting.

Sociopath with tinkiering skills.

Full agreement. Disturbing and sick.

Watching my kitty sleep, I tend to agree.

THAT is the funniest farking thing I've seen is quite a while.

hammettman: I'm just trying to imagine the discussions that took place during the design phase....

I thought we agreed: lose the tail.

Harry Freakstorm: Meh. At least he gets to fly around the room.

Kiki le Cat

Oh Monsieur le Kiki is a very fine cat
With a small little head and a little party hat
And he sits very quietly upon the TV set
Monsieur le Kiki le Cat

Oh he ate a robin, he ate a wren
And he ate a tufted titmouse and then a wren again
He is full of feathers like he was then
Oh Monsieur le Kiki le Cat

Long before there was cable TV
The reception in the area was bad on channel three
Unless the kitty coincidentally
Sat upon the television

Oh the cat did die and oh, how we did grieve
But thanks to taxidermy he is gone but didn't leave -
With a tin-foil flag on his tail eternally
The reception is exceptional upon channel three.

For Monsieur le Kiki is a very fine cat
With a small little head and a little party hat
And he sits very quietly upon the TV set
Oh Monsieur le Kiki le Cat.

Wonderful, I love me some Heywood.

I'd like to make a Roomba out of one. It could spend eternity sucking up all the hair it shed over its life... and it would look like it's still running around the house.

Every time you masturbate, Jesus turns another cat into a helicopter.

Oh God i am dying. This is the best ever. When I die I would like for someone to do this to me.

JackAssHole: KrispyKritter: even a young retarded child can grasp that it is wrong to play with dead things.

Begs to differ.

My God, man. That one is even funnier.

I have laughed harder, but never at carcasses.

Ancient Mayans, who revered cats incidentally, actually believed that a small parcel of a creature's soul always remains attached to its corporeal form after death. It was for this reason that animal sacrifices and even themselves were burnt after their appropriate sacraments. The ashes, still a component of corporeal form, would drift off like tiny motes of dust, propelled into the nights sky as cinders of effervescent light to fly into the heavens and forever be a part of the animistic cosmos.

To bury a body and condemn its soul fragment to a slow smothering death of worms, bugs, and the deprivations of decay would have been seen as the most cruel and unusual of eternal damnation.

So, perhaps Orville has finally achieved something akin to the rapture of Christian faith. He alone among all of felinity has achieved the great transcendence of durable flight rather than ephemeral incandescence.

Who are you to call this sick? Stop imposing your Judeo-Christian values on Orville. He can fly. What the fark can you do biatch?

/totally made all that shiat up just now.

This is nothing, Wilbur is coming with jet power

Mice escalate by turning chihuahuas into surface to air missiles.

Not nearly on the same level of weirdness, but I was at a friends house and he asked his roomate to "pass the squirrel". The guy tossed him a stuffed squirrel and my buddy pointed it at the TV and changed the channel.

They put their remote control in the body of a dead squirrel...

"We use Wagner. It scares the shiat out of the mice. My boys love it! "

late to this thread,someone probably already did it.

Boy, I might have something to contribute to caturday threads now.

I can't believe I was the first.

This is hilarious and yet utterly disturbing..
But, oh god, the Airwolf theme and watching the cows run away in horror killed me. I'm laughing hysterically.

That is functional art at its best. I absolutely love it.

Probably in the top five "best ever" links posted on fark, period. EVARRRRRRR!!!!!!

/loves cats
/has done some amateur taxidermy
/never thought of combining the two

Smeggy Smurf: Now if only somebody would to that to a piglet and call it Officer Opie. Obie.

FTFY.

Obie:


Opie:

This is AMAZING

by the GLORY of God....