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2012-06-03 05:16:16 PM
The president of Gay Days says the event could bring as much as $600,000,000 to the local economy,

That's a buttload of money.
 
2012-06-03 05:24:37 PM

Mr. Potatoass: The president of Gay Days says the event could bring as much as $600,000,000 to the local economy,

That's a buttload of money.


Yeah but it's covered in Santorum
 
2012-06-03 05:26:03 PM

Mr. Potatoass: The president of Gay Days says the event could bring as much as $600,000,000 to the local economy,

That's a buttload of money.


That figure is a buttload of something all right.
 
2012-06-03 05:56:21 PM
I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.
 
2012-06-03 06:01:44 PM
Disney does not officially sanction the event, but participants praised the theme park for being so accommodating.

The gays are the new DINKs!
 
2012-06-03 06:25:49 PM
Orlando sucks sweaty donkey balls. If the last of my family didn't live there I'd never go near that place again. Rather go to Detroit.
 
2012-06-03 06:31:06 PM

Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.


Red shirt means you are a dominant top, anything other than red means you are willing to be gangbanged by as many men as drag you into the toilet.

Blue shirt means you don't believe in "safe words."
 
2012-06-03 06:34:56 PM

Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.


Or if you don't want to die when your away team beams down to an alien planet.
 
2012-06-03 06:35:20 PM

TravisBickle62: Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.

Red shirt means you are a dominant top, anything other than red means you are willing to be gangbanged by as many men as drag you into the toilet.

Blue shirt means you don't believe in "safe words."


You seem to be an expert on the subject.
 
2012-06-03 06:49:16 PM

Dialectic: Disney does not officially sanction the event, but participants praised the theme park for being so accommodating.

The gays are the new DINKs!


What do you mean *new* DINKs? DINK is the default state for gay couples.
 
2012-06-03 07:02:34 PM

StrikitRich: TravisBickle62: Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.

Red shirt means you are a dominant top, anything other than red means you are willing to be gangbanged by as many men as drag you into the toilet.

Blue shirt means you don't believe in "safe words."

You seem to be an expert on the subject.


Nope. Understandably ill-informed about the hanky code.. While blue does pertain to a desire for farking, where you wear the blue indicates top or bottom. Red stands for fisting.
 
2012-06-03 07:34:57 PM

wellreadneck: StrikitRich: TravisBickle62: Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.

Red shirt means you are a dominant top, anything other than red means you are willing to be gangbanged by as many men as drag you into the toilet.

Blue shirt means you don't believe in "safe words."

You seem to be an expert on the subject.

Nope. Understandably ill-informed about the hanky code.. While blue does pertain to a desire for farking, where you wear the blue indicates top or bottom. Red stands for fisting.


Well color me light blue...had no idea.
 
2012-06-03 07:54:35 PM

wellreadneck: Nope. Understandably ill-informed about the hanky code.. While blue does pertain to a desire for farking, where you wear the blue indicates top or bottom. Red stands for fisting.


To the relief of everyone the 'hanky code' died out in the 80s. Now if you want to fark someone - you just go up and ask.
 
2012-06-03 08:06:47 PM

Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-03 08:29:42 PM
Are they not calling it the Republican National Convention anymore?
 
2012-06-03 09:03:11 PM
But is Gay Days----at the same time as the RNC in Tampa..?
 
2012-06-03 09:14:05 PM
As a straight Orlandoanite, I welcome anyone to the City Beautiful who wants to drop sweet sweet cash. Not naked, in this case, mind you, nttawwt. Just not my thing.

But do keep the noise down near the Revolution nightclub and Pom Poms, though, please? Some of us have to work in the morning. Kthx.
 
2012-06-03 09:22:24 PM

Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.


Or unless you plan to pitch a hissy fit to Disney after you're *shocked* to discover what a red shirt means that day, in the hopes that they give you a free Disney merchandise shirt.

I've taken the family, including kids, to Disney Studios on the designated gay day and it wasn't a big deal. I've had a much worse time there during "Jersey Days" which have nothing to do with sports jerseys. Well, except for all those Yankees jerseys.
 
2012-06-03 09:32:10 PM
This is great because Orlando isn't usually filled with colorful tourists spending money.
 
2012-06-03 11:00:36 PM
Looks like gays can do more than politicians ever could.
 
2012-06-03 11:30:34 PM

wellreadneck: StrikitRich: TravisBickle62: Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.

Red shirt means you are a dominant top, anything other than red means you are willing to be gangbanged by as many men as drag you into the toilet.

Blue shirt means you don't believe in "safe words."

You seem to be an expert on the subject.

Nope. Understandably ill-informed about the hanky code.. While blue does pertain to a desire for farking, where you wear the blue indicates top or bottom. Red stands for fisting.


What do assless chaps, glittery fairy wings, and a straight jacket mean? Because I don't want to send the wrong kind of message.
 
2012-06-03 11:32:05 PM

gingerjet: wellreadneck: Nope. Understandably ill-informed about the hanky code.. While blue does pertain to a desire for farking, where you wear the blue indicates top or bottom. Red stands for fisting.

To the relief of everyone the 'hanky code' died out in the 80s. Now if you want to fark someone - you just go up and ask.


I actually like the idea of the hanky code. It seemed like a more civilized way to just display what you're looking for without having to chat. It gets right to the sex in an embrace your sexuality, unromanticized sort of way.
 
2012-06-04 12:18:06 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: wellreadneck: StrikitRich: TravisBickle62: Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.

Red shirt means you are a dominant top, anything other than red means you are willing to be gangbanged by as many men as drag you into the toilet.

Blue shirt means you don't believe in "safe words."

You seem to be an expert on the subject.

Nope. Understandably ill-informed about the hanky code.. While blue does pertain to a desire for farking, where you wear the blue indicates top or bottom. Red stands for fisting.

What do assless chaps, glittery fairy wings, and a straight jacket mean? Because I don't want to send the wrong kind of message.


I means you missed Key West.
 
2012-06-04 03:22:06 AM
I'm investing heavily in Preparation H. Gunna get my share of that $600,000,000.
 
2012-06-04 04:13:02 AM

Mr. Potatoass: The president of Gay Days says the event could bring as much as $600,000,000 to the local economy,

That's a buttload of money.


Of course, that's in Disney Dollars, so basically much less.
 
2012-06-04 05:41:35 AM
We were in Orlando last week. Somebody paid for two planes to tow banners, "Warning - gay day at Disney Sat 6/2" The word "Warning" was in red. We saw several gay couples with kids. The lesbian couple at our hotel has their hands full with the willful, disobedient boy, just like straight couples.

Let's see, several tens of thousands of people in the parks and a few hundred extra gay couples, and guess what, it had no effect on the enjoyment of the trip. I saw one pair of LUGs, their matching t-shirts announcing "No Boyfriend, No Problem." The most outlandish PDA's were the hetero teenage couples, which has pretty much been my experience every time I've been to Orlando. No, I did not need to have a seat over there.

My kid thought the plane banners said "Wedding," instead of warning, and that 9 year-old wanted to know why someone would spend money on plane banners announcing a Disney Wedding when they cost enough already. We just laughed.
 
2012-06-04 06:09:49 AM

Ratbert42: Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.

Or unless you plan to pitch a hissy fit to Disney after you're *shocked* to discover what a red shirt means that day, in the hopes that they give you a free Disney merchandise shirt.

I've taken the family, including kids, to Disney Studios on the designated gay day and it wasn't a big deal. I've had a much worse time there during "Jersey Days" which have nothing to do with sports jerseys. Well, except for all those Yankees jerseys.


So, on Jersey Days the colour to avoid is orange?

assets.nydailynews.com

Good to know.
 
2012-06-04 10:04:47 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: wellreadneck: StrikitRich: TravisBickle62: Infobahn: I would just avoid wearing red shirts unless you are planning on participating in the event.

Red shirt means you are a dominant top, anything other than red means you are willing to be gangbanged by as many men as drag you into the toilet.

Blue shirt means you don't believe in "safe words."

You seem to be an expert on the subject.

Nope. Understandably ill-informed about the hanky code.. While blue does pertain to a desire for farking, where you wear the blue indicates top or bottom. Red stands for fisting.

What do assless chaps, glittery fairy wings, and a straight jacket mean? Because I don't want to send the wrong kind of message.


I"d say the chaps show your masculinity, the wings are a nod to your whimsical, feminine side and, though I'm not absolutely certain about the proper etiquette for an amusement park, the straight-jacket probably means you're prepared to be ridden all day, just like any of Disney's other rides.
 
2012-06-04 01:36:02 PM

Dialectic: Disney does not officially sanction the event, but participants praised the theme park for being so accommodating.

The gays are the new DINKs!


Not officially.

CSB:
I was in Disney World earlier this year. I love the collectible pins and I stop at every stand to see if there are any I want. Rainbow pins can be found pretty easily.
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2012-06-04 02:18:58 PM

MoronLessOff: Dialectic: Disney does not officially sanction the event, but participants praised the theme park for being so accommodating.

The gays are the new DINKs!

Not officially.

CSB:
I was in Disney World earlier this year. I love the collectible pins and I stop at every stand to see if there are any I want. Rainbow pins can be found pretty easily.
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Sometimes rainbows are just rainbows.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-04 02:27:18 PM

lohphat: MoronLessOff: Dialectic: Disney does not officially sanction the event, but participants praised the theme park for being so accommodating.

The gays are the new DINKs!

Not officially.

CSB:
I was in Disney World earlier this year. I love the collectible pins and I stop at every stand to see if there are any I want. Rainbow pins can be found pretty easily.
[farm4.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Sometimes rainbows are just rainbows.

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That's not a rainbow. No, I don't mean because it's an apple.
 
2012-06-04 02:39:50 PM

MoronLessOff: lohphat: MoronLessOff: Dialectic: Disney does not officially sanction the event, but participants praised the theme park for being so accommodating.

The gays are the new DINKs!

Not officially.

CSB:
I was in Disney World earlier this year. I love the collectible pins and I stop at every stand to see if there are any I want. Rainbow pins can be found pretty easily.
[farm4.staticflickr.com image 480x640]

Sometimes rainbows are just rainbows.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 200x233]

That's not a rainbow. No, I don't mean because it's an apple.


Disney can disavow support because the LGBT flag has 6 colors, and cyan isn't one of them.
 
2012-06-04 04:07:57 PM
The funny/sad thing is that if anything ever causes the fundy wackos to retract their claws and wipe off the spittle with regard to gay causes, gay families, gay marriage, etc., that thing will be money.
The amount of money to be spent on gay weddings, "gaycations," etc. will cause their "free market" gene to kick in and they'll lie low for a while.

Of course, if more gay couples start raising children, that extra margin of disposable income would seemingly disappear. But by that point, too late! haha!!

/if "gaycations" isn't copyrighted, I hereby do so.
//but it probably is.
 
2012-06-05 07:28:43 AM
In case anyone wants to know, here is the complete list of Gay handkerchief codes

Now I know why I got funny looks when I went to my local hardware store with some mosquito netting in my back pocket.
 
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