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(KnoxNews)   Five arrested in prostitution sting. Article lists their names, ages and distance from a church   (knoxnews.com) divider line 24
    More: Strange, KPD, Knoxville, north and east, Darrell DeBusk, Maryville  
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2012-06-03 05:50:54 PM
6 votes:
It's not surprising that a church would be at the epicenter of sexual crimes.
2012-06-03 05:10:26 PM
6 votes:
Sounds to me like churches have negative secondary impacts on neighborhoods. We should slap a sin tax on them, like the Illinois strip club tax. The church tax could be used to help underfunded groups that help victims of religious violence and abuse.
2012-06-03 08:28:29 PM
4 votes:
They should catch those people praying within 100 feet of a strip club.
2012-06-03 08:45:13 PM
3 votes:

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Kendra Hope Ryan

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Terri A. Langston

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Michelle L Brown

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Lisa Vanderventer Evans


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4th hooker?
2012-06-03 08:34:28 PM
3 votes:

I'm That Guy: [knoxmugshots.com image 252x172]

Kendra Hope Ryan

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Terri A. Langston

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Michelle L Brown

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Lisa Vanderventer Evans


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2012-06-03 08:20:41 PM
3 votes:
"Prostitute" is such a harsh word. They prefer "altar boy."
2012-06-03 07:08:06 PM
2 votes:

snuff3r: It's actually a well known fact that the further away from closer you are to a church you are the bigger a whore you are.

/honest


FTFY
2012-06-03 06:30:22 PM
2 votes:
The moral of this story seems to be to stay away from churches.
2012-06-03 09:51:57 PM
1 votes:
I guess you need to get near the customer base...
2012-06-03 09:20:30 PM
1 votes:

bkeyport: ok - if yer gonna quote TN Code, quote it correctly - Prostitution is a Class B misdemeanor. Prostitution committed within 100 feet of a church or within 1½ miles of a school is a Class A misdemeanor

Within 1½ miles of the school, you're subject to heavier fines and jail time. Standard Class A misdemeanor fines apply to 100 feet of a church.


This is such BS. I'll bet there isn't a block of Knoxville that isn't within 1.5 miles of a school. You realize schools are kind of everywhere.

/wish there were 50yo hoes within 1.5 miles of my school growing up, would have learned valuable lessons about pleasing a lady and herpes.
2012-06-03 09:04:56 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: They should really put their churches in better neighborhoods.


Go where the sinners go.
2012-06-03 09:01:17 PM
1 votes:

no icon tact: I'm That Guy: [knoxmugshots.com image 252x172]

Kendra Hope Ryan

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Terri A. Langston

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Michelle L Brown

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Lisa Vanderventer Evans

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4th hooker?

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Lost the instruction book, did we?
2012-06-03 08:52:38 PM
1 votes:
In unrelated news, in heavy meth neighborhoods, police cars double as churches. They get 37% more confessionals that way.


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2012-06-03 08:42:04 PM
1 votes:
from the comments this gem of enlightenment:

"mulletwatcher writes:
The churches give the "less fortunate" resources like free food, and boy does a $5 handy sure work up and appetite."

That is funny.
2012-06-03 08:37:55 PM
1 votes:
FREE Enterprise. RU PAUL RU PAUL RU PAUL!
2012-06-03 08:35:13 PM
1 votes:
A rascally friend of mine got talked into teaching some middle-aged single ladies in Sunday School. After a few weeks, the women told him "We're praying for you" whereupon he wrote his phone number on the chalkboard and replied "Ladies, stop praying and just call."

/and that marked the end of his teaching career
2012-06-03 08:34:14 PM
1 votes:

Notabunny: So, churches with schools are double plus bad?


Of course, and from a legal stand point also yes.
2012-06-03 08:33:43 PM
1 votes:
Well that settles it then: Churches cause prostitutes.
2012-06-03 08:31:52 PM
1 votes:
Makes perfectly good sense to me.

You want to make the sale, go where the customers are.
2012-06-03 08:29:49 PM
1 votes:
They mean the fried chicken place, right?
2012-06-03 08:19:04 PM
1 votes:
man, if the cops would have just went to the church, they could have busted the biggest prostitution ring in the history of mankind.
2012-06-03 06:50:12 PM
1 votes:

9beers: I once banged a chick in a church parking lot. We started off in the bar parking lot but too many people were around so we drove to the closest out of the way spot.


High school friend went on a tour of Europe. Met a German girl & they got it on behind the altar of a deserted church.

As penance, they got married.
2012-06-03 06:49:25 PM
1 votes:
The church I attend is called Lakepointe church.

What kind of place are they?

Let me put it this way: If a women walked into the church auditorium during a service, and she was known by many in the church to be a prostitute, not one affiliated person would say anything defamatory to her. She would be welcomed with the same friendliness everyone else receives. She, with the rest of the congregation, would be informed during the announcements that the Bibles in the seatback pockets are free for the taking, and that programs occur after the service which explore Christian beliefs.

/They play rock music and have awesome laser lights and fog effects. Pastor Greg always puts out a neat sermon, too, using visual aids but also delving into theology. A lot of older Christians hate the church because of their amiability with anyone and everyone, and the music that they play. That, of course, makes it a place to find a Farker.

//I won't say anything for other churches. I just do what Jesus did.

///Disclaimer: The above comment may, at a future date, become invalid in the event that Lakepointe church fails to be an organization. Check Google.
2012-06-03 04:52:38 PM
1 votes:
The distance from the church actually matters in the law. Its like selling heroin 200 feet from a school; you would prepare for a big dick to go up your ass
 
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