bkeyport: ok - if yer gonna quote TN Code, quote it correctly - Prostitution is a Class B misdemeanor. Prostitution committed within 100 feet of a church or within 1½ miles of a school is a Class A misdemeanor

Within 1½ miles of the school, you're subject to heavier fines and jail time. Standard Class A misdemeanor fines apply to 100 feet of a church.

Ah. My mistake. You're right!

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4th hooker?

A Non Amos: The church I attend is called Lakepointe church.

What kind of place are they?

Let me put it this way: If a women walked into the church auditorium during a service, and she was known by many in the church to be a prostitute, not one affiliated person would say anything defamatory to her. She would be welcomed with the same friendliness everyone else receives. She, with the rest of the congregation, would be informed during the announcements that the Bibles in the seatback pockets are free for the taking, and that programs occur after the service which explore Christian beliefs.

/They play rock music and have awesome laser lights and fog effects. Pastor Greg always puts out a neat sermon, too, using visual aids but also delving into theology. A lot of older Christians hate the church because of their amiability with anyone and everyone, and the music that they play. That, of course, makes it a place to find a Farker.

//I won't say anything for other churches. I just do what Jesus did.

///Disclaimer: The above comment may, at a future date, become invalid in the event that Lakepointe church fails to be an organization. Check Google.

Are you sure you weren't at the Pink Floyd laser show?

In unrelated news, in heavy meth neighborhoods, police cars double as churches. They get 37% more confessionals that way.

Everybody who's read the bible knows that Jesus hung out with prostitutes. The cops are just going for the low hanging fruit.

I can understand selling drugs near a school being bad and giving you a harsher sentence, but selling your yourself near a church gives you a harsher sentence? That's just bible belt tardery if you ask me.

STOP WASTING MY TAX DOLLARS ON THIS STUPID shiat YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRICKS!

/that is all

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Looks like that church is gonna need some new volunteers.

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Lost the instruction book, did we?

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4th hooker?

Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.

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Robert Plant arrested for prostitution, now I've seen it all.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TheOther: How many John's were caught and listed?

It wasn't that kind of sting. This one just went after the providers.

In the "who cares" column... I vote to eliminate TheOther.

Sex is just that... who the Fark would think it is the business of government (or the law) to make it criminal? Maybe another business like food and drugs that need regulation for safety reasons... but illegal?

More of a puritan move then one of sense.

fusillade762: They should really put their churches in better neighborhoods.

Go where the sinners go.

A Non Amos: Oh, absolutely. He saved one from being stoned to death. So very, frightfully hateful.

She was an adulteress. Not a whore.

Not like it matters.

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EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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Gyrfalcon: A Non Amos: Oh, absolutely. He saved one from being stoned to death. So very, frightfully hateful.

She was an adulteress. Not a whore.

Not like it matters.

Q: what was the first thing Jesus did after the resurrection?

A: show himself to a prostitute, duh.

CasperImproved: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TheOther: How many John's were caught and listed?

It wasn't that kind of sting. This one just went after the providers.

In the "who cares" column... I vote to eliminate TheOther.

Sex is just that... who the Fark would think it is the business of government (or the law) to make it criminal? Maybe another business like food and drugs that need regulation for safety reasons... but illegal?

More of a puritan move then one of sense.


"Selling is legal, farking is legal, then why isn't selling farking legal?!?

A Non Amos: The church I attend is called Lakepointe church.

What kind of place are they?

Let me put it this way: If a women walked into the church auditorium during a service, and she was known by many in the church to be a prostitute, not one affiliated person would say anything defamatory to her. She would be welcomed with the same friendliness everyone else receives. She, with the rest of the congregation, would be informed during the announcements that the Bibles in the seatback pockets are free for the taking, and that programs occur after the service which explore Christian beliefs.

/They play rock music and have awesome laser lights and fog effects. Pastor Greg always puts out a neat sermon, too, using visual aids but also delving into theology. A lot of older Christians hate the church because of their amiability with anyone and everyone, and the music that they play. That, of course, makes it a place to find a Farker.

//I won't say anything for other churches. I just do what Jesus did.

///Disclaimer: The above comment may, at a future date, become invalid in the event that Lakepointe church fails to be an organization. Check Google.

The church accepts prostitutes as any church goer. It's when they try to sell their wares to other members of that congregation that the Church gets a wrinkle in their shorts.

imprimere: STOP WASTING MY TAX DOLLARS ON THIS STUPID shiat YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRICKS!

/that is all

...if we got rid of everything that someone objected to as "wasting tax dollars", there'd be no government at all.

...and if you think you're okay with that, no matter how "bootstrappy" you are, you'll be singing a different tune when it actually happens.

Avery614: CasperImproved: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TheOther: How many John's were caught and listed?

It wasn't that kind of sting. This one just went after the providers.

In the "who cares" column... I vote to eliminate TheOther.

Sex is just that... who the Fark would think it is the business of government (or the law) to make it criminal? Maybe another business like food and drugs that need regulation for safety reasons... but illegal?

More of a puritan move then one of sense.

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"Selling is legal, farking is legal, then why isn't selling farking legal?!?

:) Someone that actually catches my drift rather then wants to argue.

herrDrFarkenstein: Gyrfalcon: A Non Amos: Oh, absolutely. He saved one from being stoned to death. So very, frightfully hateful.

She was an adulteress. Not a whore.

Not like it matters.

Q: what was the first thing Jesus did after the resurrection?

A: show himself to a prostitute, duh.

Wouldn't you?

Damned temple prostitutes.

CasperImproved: Avery614: CasperImproved: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TheOther: How many John's were caught and listed?

It wasn't that kind of sting. This one just went after the providers.

In the "who cares" column... I vote to eliminate TheOther.

Sex is just that... who the Fark would think it is the business of government (or the law) to make it criminal? Maybe another business like food and drugs that need regulation for safety reasons... but illegal?

More of a puritan move then one of sense.

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"Selling is legal, farking is legal, then why isn't selling farking legal?!?

:) Someone that actually catches my drift rather then wants to argue.

Heh, right. See, the loophole is the camera. Apparently as long as you have the common decency to film the act and sell copies to people, it is A-OK to pay someone to fark.....weird laws.

leevis: The youngest is 34? I'm glad I'm not looking for hookers in Knoxville.

Scroll down in the comments on that page for links to the mugshots (hint: not on the 24hr list, the incarcerated one). That 39 year old is farking scary.

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I love zombie movies! When's this one being released? Man I hope it comes to the large screen (but not the same time as that Abraham Lincoln one) first instead of just being released on video. Awesome that they decided to film this one in Tennessee.

IlGreven: imprimere: STOP WASTING MY TAX DOLLARS ON THIS STUPID shiat YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRICKS!

/that is all

...if we got rid of everything that someone objected to as "wasting tax dollars", there'd be no government at all.

...and if you think you're okay with that, no matter how "bootstrappy" you are, you'll be singing a different tune when it actually happens.

So, what? People no longer have a right to object to how their tax dollars are spent? LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION! Is that better sensitive one?

Avery614: CasperImproved: Avery614: CasperImproved: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TheOther: How many John's were caught and listed?

It wasn't that kind of sting. This one just went after the providers.

In the "who cares" column... I vote to eliminate TheOther.

Sex is just that... who the Fark would think it is the business of government (or the law) to make it criminal? Maybe another business like food and drugs that need regulation for safety reasons... but illegal?

More of a puritan move then one of sense.

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"Selling is legal, farking is legal, then why isn't selling farking legal?!?

:) Someone that actually catches my drift rather then wants to argue.

Heh, right. See, the loophole is the camera. Apparently as long as you have the common decency to film the act and sell copies to people, it is A-OK to pay someone to fark.....weird laws.

If both parties are aware and make money from it, where is the harm? Selling copies in that instance should not be an issue.

I would point out again I have not ever partaken in this business, nor would I. But that is only a personal choice. I have zero issues with others doing this as long as it is in good taste, and does not include anything regarding the underage.

brianbankerus: bkeyport: ok - if yer gonna quote TN Code, quote it correctly - Prostitution is a Class B misdemeanor. Prostitution committed within 100 feet of a church or within 1½ miles of a school is a Class A misdemeanor

Within 1½ miles of the school, you're subject to heavier fines and jail time. Standard Class A misdemeanor fines apply to 100 feet of a church.

This is such BS. I'll bet there isn't a block of Knoxville that isn't within 1.5 miles of a school. You realize schools are kind of everywhere.

/wish there were 50yo hoes within 1.5 miles of my school growing up, would have learned valuable lessons about pleasing a lady and herpes.

And it wouldn't even matter, about the schools, that is. Under the law, it makes no difference if it's an ITT Technical institute, it's 1.5 miles underground, and the whore (or drug dealer) didn't even know it was there. They'll still nail your ass to the wall.

A 50 year old whore isn't a lady anymore. Nowadays she's probably not even a woman.

Im on the Hiway to hell...Hiway to hell...

Strobeguy: Im on the Hiway to hell...Hiway to hell...

Speel it, or don't bother to contribute.

/I saw what you done there

Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?

I really don't care about johns or quid pro quo whoores either way, but why do men want to have sex with what appear to be meth zombies.

Barbecue Bob: Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?

Because the government can't tax it without pissing off a large percentage of the population. I guess if guys are still taking girls to dinner and a movie, the government still gets a cut of that fluid exchange.

CasperImproved: If both parties are aware and make money from it, where is the harm? Selling copies in that instance should not be an issue.

I would point out again I have not ever partaken in this business, nor would I. But that is only a personal choice. I have zero issues with others doing this as long as it is in good taste, and does not include anything regarding the underage.

Absolutely. I rank hookers and porn right up there with video games, pot, booze and giant farking explosions on the fun meter.....Getting older now, none of those things happen as often as they should.....or used to.

Enemabag Jones: I really don't care about johns or quid pro quo whoores either way, but why do men want to have sex with what appear to be meth zombies.

You may want to revisit the use of one of your words there.

CasperImproved: If both parties are aware and make money from it, where is the harm? Selling copies in that instance should not be an issue.

Except you don't run the risk of contracting HIV or Syphilis when you make a copy of a page in a book. There are legitimate public health concerns in the United States regarding prostitution. Even in states and in nations where it's legal it's highly regulated, and if you're on the black list for having an STD, it's still a crime.

There are also issues with the fact that many of the prostitution rings in the United States are not run with willing employees. They use some form of debt slavery, human trafficing, or they use underaged women.

imprimere: Enemabag Jones: I really don't care about johns or quid pro quo whoores either way, but why do men want to have sex with what appear to be meth zombies.

You may want to revisit the use of one of your words there.

Did I miss something, were donkey shenanigans mentioned in the article?

cman: The distance from the church actually matters in the law. Its like selling heroin 200 feet from a school; you would prepare for a big dick to go up your ass

Does it include changes in elevation? What if you're prostituting 200ft above or below a church?

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: If both parties are aware and make money from it, where is the harm? Selling copies in that instance should not be an issue.

Except you don't run the risk of contracting HIV or Syphilis when you make a copy of a page in a book. There are legitimate public health concerns in the United States regarding prostitution. Even in states and in nations where it's legal it's highly regulated, and if you're on the black list for having an STD, it's still a crime.

There are also issues with the fact that many of the prostitution rings in the United States are not run with willing employees. They use some form of debt slavery, human trafficing, or they use underaged women.

Sounds like a churchy type response... did you not notice I said regulate for health elsewhere?

You Sir have lost my respect... want to try again?

clowncar on fire: A Non Amos: The church I attend is called Lakepointe church.

What kind of place are they?

Let me put it this way: If a women walked into the church auditorium during a service, and she was known by many in the church to be a prostitute, not one affiliated person would say anything defamatory to her. She would be welcomed with the same friendliness everyone else receives. She, with the rest of the congregation, would be informed during the announcements that the Bibles in the seatback pockets are free for the taking, and that programs occur after the service which explore Christian beliefs.

/They play rock music and have awesome laser lights and fog effects. Pastor Greg always puts out a neat sermon, too, using visual aids but also delving into theology. A lot of older Christians hate the church because of their amiability with anyone and everyone, and the music that they play. That, of course, makes it a place to find a Farker.

//I won't say anything for other churches. I just do what Jesus did.

///Disclaimer: The above comment may, at a future date, become invalid in the event that Lakepointe church fails to be an organization. Check Google.

The church accepts prostitutes as any church goer. It's when they try to sell their wares to other members of that congregation that the Church gets a wrinkle in their shorts.

"Let he who is without sin pop the first bone."

imprimereBarbecue Bob: Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
Because the government can't tax it without pissing off a large percentage of the population. I guess if guys are still taking girls to dinner and a movie, the government still gets a cut of that fluid exchange.

Just watched Doug Stanhope standup. He proposed that many women have unionized providing sex to men and some actually see outright whoores as scabs.

I am not sure what exactly that has to do with your post but it does validate that many people still want to see sex as a moralistic issue that should be controlled through legislation.

BronyMedic: Except you don't run the risk of contracting HIV or Syphilis when you make a copy of a page in a book. There are legitimate public health concerns in the United States regarding prostitution. Even in states and in nations where it's legal it's highly regulated, and if you're on the black list for having an STD, it's still a crime.

There are also issues with the fact that many of the prostitution rings in the United States are not run with willing employees. They use some form of debt slavery, human trafficing, or they use underaged women.

Most of these problems will start to go away with regulation. If porn can exist, be taxed, and not cause widespread STD problems then neither will legalized, regulated prostitution. Have you seen some of the questionable animals on youporn?? If those people can fark and not cause major public health concerns, I'm sure the regulated hos will be fine.

Avery614: imprimere: Enemabag Jones: I really don't care about johns or quid pro quo whoores either way, but why do men want to have sex with what appear to be meth zombies.

You may want to revisit the use of one of your words there.

Did I miss something, were donkey shenanigans mentioned in the article?

No, it's just that they way the question is posed makes it seem as though the johns are perfectly decent and rational men. These men are typically druggies themselves, or otherwise outside of lawful society. I'm not saying all of them, but I think that most stable men aren't cruising for canker sores.