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(KnoxNews)   Five arrested in prostitution sting. Article lists their names, ages and distance from a church   (knoxnews.com) divider line 182
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2012-06-03 04:52:38 PM
The distance from the church actually matters in the law. Its like selling heroin 200 feet from a school; you would prepare for a big dick to go up your ass
 
2012-06-03 05:10:26 PM
Sounds to me like churches have negative secondary impacts on neighborhoods. We should slap a sin tax on them, like the Illinois strip club tax. The church tax could be used to help underfunded groups that help victims of religious violence and abuse.
 
2012-06-03 05:50:54 PM
It's not surprising that a church would be at the epicenter of sexual crimes.
 
2012-06-03 06:12:27 PM
I once banged a chick in a church parking lot. We started off in the bar parking lot but too many people were around so we drove to the closest out of the way spot.
 
2012-06-03 06:18:58 PM
The article lacks sufficient detail for me to post an informed comment. As such, if it is the government to blame, I'd believe it, but if the churches opted for the decision, :{(
/FAIL FAIL FAIL
 
2012-06-03 06:30:22 PM
The moral of this story seems to be to stay away from churches.
 
2012-06-03 06:49:25 PM
The church I attend is called Lakepointe church.

What kind of place are they?

Let me put it this way: If a women walked into the church auditorium during a service, and she was known by many in the church to be a prostitute, not one affiliated person would say anything defamatory to her. She would be welcomed with the same friendliness everyone else receives. She, with the rest of the congregation, would be informed during the announcements that the Bibles in the seatback pockets are free for the taking, and that programs occur after the service which explore Christian beliefs.

/They play rock music and have awesome laser lights and fog effects. Pastor Greg always puts out a neat sermon, too, using visual aids but also delving into theology. A lot of older Christians hate the church because of their amiability with anyone and everyone, and the music that they play. That, of course, makes it a place to find a Farker.

//I won't say anything for other churches. I just do what Jesus did.

///Disclaimer: The above comment may, at a future date, become invalid in the event that Lakepointe church fails to be an organization. Check Google.
 
2012-06-03 06:50:00 PM
I saw the typo. My bad.
 
2012-06-03 06:50:12 PM

9beers: I once banged a chick in a church parking lot. We started off in the bar parking lot but too many people were around so we drove to the closest out of the way spot.


High school friend went on a tour of Europe. Met a German girl & they got it on behind the altar of a deserted church.

As penance, they got married.
 
2012-06-03 07:00:20 PM
It's actually a well known fact that the further away from a church you are the bigger a whore you are.

/honest
 
2012-06-03 07:08:06 PM

snuff3r: It's actually a well known fact that the further away from closer you are to a church you are the bigger a whore you are.

/honest


FTFY
 
2012-06-03 07:39:37 PM
Jesus was all about hating on prostitutes

/it's quite well known
 
2012-06-03 08:01:40 PM
Oh, absolutely. He saved one from being stoned to death. So very, frightfully hateful.
 
2012-06-03 08:14:33 PM

ksdanj: The moral of this story seems to be to stay away from churches.


Then where are you gonna pick up your streetwalkers?
 
2012-06-03 08:18:03 PM

ksdanj: The moral of this story seems to be to stay away from churches.


There is a history in this town of Fox News viewers walking into churches and spraying the place with gunfire to kill "liberals."
 
2012-06-03 08:19:04 PM
man, if the cops would have just went to the church, they could have busted the biggest prostitution ring in the history of mankind.
 
2012-06-03 08:19:31 PM

A Non Amos: Oh, absolutely. He saved one from being stoned to death. So very, frightfully hateful.


One of us has a broken sarcasm detector. I'm not sure which.
 
2012-06-03 08:20:39 PM
So priests are pimps now?

/better than little boys
 
2012-06-03 08:20:41 PM
"Prostitute" is such a harsh word. They prefer "altar boy."
 
2012-06-03 08:21:31 PM

cman: The distance from the church actually matters in the law. Its like selling heroin 200 feet from a school; you would prepare for a big dick to go up your ass


But that's how they got into trouble in the first place!
 
2012-06-03 08:22:48 PM
They should really put their churches in better neighborhoods.
 
2012-06-03 08:23:30 PM
It's Knoxville. Do you expect anything different?

Also, Tenn. Code Ann. § 39-13-513 states that if that Church had a school program, and they were within a mile and a half of it, there is a sentencing enhancement for using their services.
 
2012-06-03 08:24:09 PM
If that town's anything like a lot of the ones around here, there's likely a church every couple of blocks.
 
2012-06-03 08:26:40 PM

A Non Amos: Pastor Greg


I'm going to guess he wears polos and blue jeans, is at least competent with an acoustic guitar and has been heard to say, "right on", with some frequency.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-03 08:27:31 PM
The youngest is 34? I'm glad I'm not looking for hookers in Knoxville.
 
2012-06-03 08:28:29 PM
They should catch those people praying within 100 feet of a strip club.
 
2012-06-03 08:29:49 PM
They mean the fried chicken place, right?
 
2012-06-03 08:30:17 PM

A Non Amos: Oh, absolutely. He saved one from being stoned to death. So very, frightfully hateful.


hooked.jpg!

It's actually a bit like the RIAA. See, you have this thing and sell it, but you still have it! If someone else gets it, you sue them for taking it, but you still have it!

Don't sell Pussy close to the church. Preachers HATE the competition!
 
2012-06-03 08:31:07 PM
Whoa. Good bible church.
 
2012-06-03 08:31:24 PM

BronyMedic: It's Knoxville. Do you expect anything different?

Also, Tenn. Code Ann. § 39-13-513 states that if that Church had a school program, and they were within a mile and a half of it, there is a sentencing enhancement for using their services.


So, churches with schools are double plus bad?
 
2012-06-03 08:31:52 PM
Makes perfectly good sense to me.

You want to make the sale, go where the customers are.
 
2012-06-03 08:32:06 PM
ok - if yer gonna quote TN Code, quote it correctly - Prostitution is a Class B misdemeanor. Prostitution committed within 100 feet of a church or within 1½ miles of a school is a Class A misdemeanor

Within 1½ miles of the school, you're subject to heavier fines and jail time. Standard Class A misdemeanor fines apply to 100 feet of a church.
 
2012-06-03 08:32:25 PM
Man, the separation of church and state never even had a fighting chance in this godforsaken country.

/RIP, establishment clause
 
2012-06-03 08:32:39 PM
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2012-06-03 08:33:43 PM
Well that settles it then: Churches cause prostitutes.
 
2012-06-03 08:33:55 PM
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I was just peeing!
 
2012-06-03 08:34:03 PM
How many John's were caught and listed?
 
2012-06-03 08:34:14 PM

Notabunny: So, churches with schools are double plus bad?


Of course, and from a legal stand point also yes.
 
2012-06-03 08:34:28 PM

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2012-06-03 08:35:13 PM
A rascally friend of mine got talked into teaching some middle-aged single ladies in Sunday School. After a few weeks, the women told him "We're praying for you" whereupon he wrote his phone number on the chalkboard and replied "Ladies, stop praying and just call."

/and that marked the end of his teaching career
 
2012-06-03 08:35:42 PM
Attention Christians!

Jesus would have invited them in, fed them, and ministered to them.

Just sayin'
 
2012-06-03 08:36:33 PM
This is the body of Crust, broken for you.
 
2012-06-03 08:36:47 PM
I've never had interest in spending money for something I could earn by virtue (could be considered a joke), but I have never thought bad things about people making money as long as they did not hurt others (except for thieves).

If prostitution and Maryjane were legal and properly monitored for health and quality reasons, think about how much money the government would earn and save, and in addition ensure the health of the public?
 
2012-06-03 08:37:04 PM

A Non Amos: The article lacks sufficient detail for me to post an informed comment. As such, if it is the government to blame, I'd believe it, but if the churches opted for the decision, :{(
/FAIL FAIL FAIL


Man, you're sure getting your money off your paid troll account, aren't you.
 
2012-06-03 08:37:26 PM
Oh yea baby, now turn the other cheek. Yea, just like that.

/On Earth as it is in Kendra.
 
2012-06-03 08:37:55 PM
FREE Enterprise. RU PAUL RU PAUL RU PAUL!
 
2012-06-03 08:39:25 PM

advex101: Attention Christians!

Jesus would have invited them in, fed them, and ministered to them.

Just sayin'


Who is this jesus guy, and how is he even vaguely relevant to a church?? Sounds like some amnesty-giving, bleeding-handed pinko!
 
2012-06-03 08:42:04 PM
from the comments this gem of enlightenment:

"mulletwatcher writes:
The churches give the "less fortunate" resources like free food, and boy does a $5 handy sure work up and appetite."

That is funny.
 
2012-06-03 08:42:21 PM

TheOther: How many John's were caught and listed?


It wasn't that kind of sting. This one just went after the providers.
 
2012-06-03 08:43:25 PM

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Oh, the horror! Which one is 34 again? Without going back to the article, i'm guessing the 2nd one down...
 
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