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(BBC)   Passenger jet crashes into apartment building in Nigerian capitol. Over 150 princes, bank officials, widows, and generous cancer-stricken millionaires feared dead   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 39
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2012-06-03 05:37:57 PM  
6 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.
2012-06-03 05:39:30 PM  
4 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.
2012-06-03 05:39:55 PM  
3 votes:
The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".
2012-06-03 05:36:28 PM  
3 votes:
150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.
2012-06-03 06:15:51 PM  
2 votes:

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.
2012-06-03 05:55:52 PM  
2 votes:

redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.


How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none
2012-06-03 05:44:22 PM  
2 votes:
Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.
2012-06-03 05:39:19 PM  
2 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.
2012-06-03 05:39:05 PM  
2 votes:
ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

t1.gstatic.com
2012-06-03 05:36:17 PM  
2 votes:
I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.
2012-06-04 12:14:56 AM  
1 votes:
Dumbass1127 2012-06-03 09:32:46 PM

Kittypie070: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.

You: b-b-but everyone else does it too!


English, motherfarker, dost thou speak it!?

Does it not occur to you that this specific accident happened IN AFRICA?
2012-06-03 09:32:46 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.


To be fair, pilot error is the cause of most plane crashes. Sometimes it's as simple as pulling back on the control column during a stall, sometimes it's hiring incompetent pilots, and sometimes it's letting your kids touch the controls...
2012-06-03 09:25:19 PM  
1 votes:
CasperImproved: Even if you have no morals.

Morals? Please don't lecture me about morals when it is part of a national culture to scam elderly men and women out of their finances, and lure them over there for Kidnap and Ransom.

419-scammers deserve every bit of baiting they receive.
2012-06-03 09:20:38 PM  
1 votes:

Assimilate This: So Africa has countries called Niger and Nigeria. Are they all Nigerians?


Niger has Nigeriens. Just like Canada has Canadians and Canadiens.
2012-06-03 09:16:39 PM  
1 votes:

intelligent comment below: Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.


Give me an example of some of the jokes then


I've got no obligation to do so, but ok:

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:01 PM

NO Otnorot


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:35 PM

In Canada???!!!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:06 PM

Damn Canadians and their 2nd Amendment!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:23 PM

Lsherm: In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:39 PM

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:42 PM

Why are Americans going to canadian malls!? The exchange rate is terrible now!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:09 PM
REDACTED In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:37 PM

REDACTED: In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

What the heck are you putting in your weeners?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:25 PM

REDACTED In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.

Can I use that catheter after you're done?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:32 PM

The really messed up part....Toronto Blue Jays 3B Brett Lawrie broke the story on twitter as it happened!


fREDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:36:20 PM

Can someone hook me up with a link to yesterday's?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:36:40 PM

Only one dead? We're much better shots down here.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:37:14 PM

C'mon Jessica, C'mon Tori, let's go to the mall you won't be sorry.
redriverpak.files.wordpress.com
Put on your jelly-bracelets, and your cool graffiti-coat, at the mall havin' fun is what its all aboot.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:39:32 PM

First Union Station gets flooded by sewage and now this.

How did Toronto piss off God this time?

Seriously though Eaton Centre? Holy shiat, I've been in that mall and it's right in the center of downtown, there were probably tons of people around when the shooting happened.

Be interesting to see what the motive was.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:39:35 PM

I don't understand how this happened. Doesn't Canada have strict gun control laws in place?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:40:33 PM

I'm pretty sure this story is BS because they can't have guns in Toronto.

/politcal jabbing aside I'm sorry for the one who died and the others who were injured.


That's just like the first 20 comments.

/redacted to avoid bannination
2012-06-03 09:05:50 PM  
1 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


The anus is unremarkable.
2012-06-03 07:55:37 PM  
1 votes:
Innertubes research project:

Google "Miss Solomon Part Zento" and re--live some of the fun we had with her back in the good old days.

I believe she never will forgive me for making her stand out in the middle of the runway at 3 AM, holding her $16 million in a suitcase and waiting for my private 727 to land. . . . .

Women are funny that way.
2012-06-03 07:08:51 PM  
1 votes:
Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.
2012-06-03 07:06:50 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.



Give me an example of some of the jokes then
2012-06-03 06:55:41 PM  
1 votes:

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.
2012-06-03 06:53:31 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Gyrfalcon 2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM

You're a black cat?

Wow, that explains a lot.


[i829.photobucket.com image 390x293]


*sigh*

You know how hard it is to catch salmon for TWO kittehs? Be right back...
2012-06-03 06:50:24 PM  
1 votes:
Gyrfalcon 2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM

You're a black cat?

Wow, that explains a lot.



i829.photobucket.com
2012-06-03 06:44:07 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Just do what the rest of us have done



And now she pretends to speak for regular people. No, you only speak for butthurt little children who cannot debate with facts. Go take your racist backwards uneducated little tool self elsewhere. Stormfront is a great place to make jokes about black people dying and they all have the same education level as you.
2012-06-03 06:43:37 PM  
1 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Don't worry, many farkers aren't white so don't need to do that whole post colonial guilt charade.
2012-06-03 06:42:19 PM  
1 votes:

redsquid: Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.



And you are a sad hypocritical troll who wants to blame everyone else for issues you never do anything or care about. What a horribly shallow life you must live, no wonder you hate yourself so much.
2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: My bro would immensely enjoy this thread.

He's a misanthropic asshole but he's MY misanthropic asshole so I'm the one who deals.

Also: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.


You're a black cat?

Wow, that explains a lot.
2012-06-03 06:34:53 PM  
1 votes:
Observation: Comments from many new liters and old trolls, poking fun at event. Evaluation: sarcastic humor, in which case I'll gladly join in; racism, in which case I'm outta here. Postulate: Because Nigerian citizens are unimportant, their deaths can be overlooked. Correct, y/n?

/Sarcasm: If the U.S. had Africa's spending budget for aircraft, the military would be staging Zeppelin wars and private sector flight would be feathers and super glue.
2012-06-03 06:33:10 PM  
1 votes:
Honestly if it had been Sierra Leon or the Congo, there would probably be few to no jokes. But Nigeria has made itself into a running joke on the international stage by condoning and even encouraging a widespread global practice of deceit and fraud emanating from its internet cafes.

So no, it's not because "those people are far away and black".
2012-06-03 06:30:43 PM  
1 votes:
My bro would immensely enjoy this thread.

He's a misanthropic asshole but he's MY misanthropic asshole so I'm the one who deals.

Also: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.
2012-06-03 06:22:50 PM  
1 votes:

12349876: TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

I looked up the airline on Wikipedia and it only serves Nigerian destinations, so the chances of Swedes would be extremely slim.


But what if they with the Spanish Inquisition? Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
2012-06-03 05:57:04 PM  
1 votes:

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Yeah but Canadians aren't funny
2012-06-03 05:52:40 PM  
1 votes:

Goimir: I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section


no seat belt, and playing Words With Friends while chatting on the phone.

//see ya there, bud!
2012-06-03 05:47:39 PM  
1 votes:
Hello,

I am Barr. Phillip Butulezi, an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

On the 25th of July 2000Yesterday, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York plane crash earlier today. They were on their way to a world cruise.

Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, forty per cent (40%) to you, and ten per cent (10%) for miscellaneous expenses that might arise. I have all the necessary information that will be used to back up any claim we may make..

All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Trust me, as Mr Schoeler's attorney; this is a risk-free transaction. Please send me your full names, address, and your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss this matter further.

I very much look forward to a swift response from you.

Kindest regards,

Barr. Phillip Butulezi
2012-06-03 05:46:02 PM  
1 votes:
I don't get out of bed in the morning & open my Nigerian email for less than $100,000,000.

You only want to deposit $40,000,000 in my bank account? Niger, please.
2012-06-03 05:44:09 PM  
1 votes:
+1, subby. Would LOL again!
2012-06-03 05:44:08 PM  
1 votes:
That headline was awesome enough to make me snort iced tea through my nostrils.
2012-06-03 05:39:23 PM  
1 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Niger, please.
2012-06-03 05:38:55 PM  
1 votes:
I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section
2012-06-03 05:37:07 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't think you could get that many people in a DC-3.
 
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