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(BBC)   Passenger jet crashes into apartment building in Nigerian capitol. Over 150 princes, bank officials, widows, and generous cancer-stricken millionaires feared dead   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 45
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2012-06-03 05:44:22 PM  
31 votes:
Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.
2012-06-03 05:39:05 PM  
11 votes:
ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

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2012-06-03 05:39:55 PM  
9 votes:
The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".
2012-06-03 05:36:59 PM  
9 votes:
Crap, a guy who was bringing me a briefcase of cash as the first of many payments was on that flight.
2012-06-03 06:31:15 PM  
8 votes:

lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.


Well, if they weren't black before the plane crashed, they are now...


/aisle seat please...
2012-06-03 05:36:17 PM  
8 votes:
I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.
2012-06-03 09:16:08 PM  
5 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Wait, we're supposed to be laughing? shiat! This whole time I've been fapping, boy am I feeling akward right now.....
2012-06-03 05:46:59 PM  
5 votes:

Matthew Keene: I didn't think you could get that many people in a DC-3.


Ryan Air: "Challenge accepted!"
2012-06-03 05:36:33 PM  
5 votes:
There's too many motherfarking Nigerians on this motherfarking plane!
2012-06-03 05:51:48 PM  
4 votes:
150 people? Mexicans can do that in a Ford Windstar.
2012-06-03 05:47:53 PM  
4 votes:

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.


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2012-06-03 05:39:23 PM  
4 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Niger, please.
2012-06-03 05:47:39 PM  
3 votes:
Hello,

I am Barr. Phillip Butulezi, an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

On the 25th of July 2000Yesterday, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York plane crash earlier today. They were on their way to a world cruise.

Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, forty per cent (40%) to you, and ten per cent (10%) for miscellaneous expenses that might arise. I have all the necessary information that will be used to back up any claim we may make..

All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Trust me, as Mr Schoeler's attorney; this is a risk-free transaction. Please send me your full names, address, and your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss this matter further.

I very much look forward to a swift response from you.

Kindest regards,

Barr. Phillip Butulezi
2012-06-03 05:37:57 PM  
3 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.
2012-06-03 05:36:28 PM  
3 votes:
150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.
2012-06-04 02:08:06 AM  
2 votes:

intelligent comment below: Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.


A hundred and fifty. We civilised people no longer believe that a black person is worth two-thirds of a white person.
2012-06-03 06:48:13 PM  
2 votes:

0MGWTFBBQ: Hello,

I am Barr. Phillip Butulezi, an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

On the 25th of July 2000Yesterday, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York plane crash earlier today. They were on their way to a world cruise.

Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, for ...


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2012-06-03 06:22:50 PM  
2 votes:

12349876: TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

I looked up the airline on Wikipedia and it only serves Nigerian destinations, so the chances of Swedes would be extremely slim.


But what if they with the Spanish Inquisition? Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
2012-06-03 06:05:21 PM  
2 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.
2012-06-03 05:44:08 PM  
2 votes:
That headline was awesome enough to make me snort iced tea through my nostrils.
2012-06-04 04:20:14 AM  
1 votes:
orbister: intelligent comment below: Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.

A hundred and fifty. We civilised people no longer believe that a black person is worth two-thirds of a white person.


OH. SNAP.
2012-06-04 03:04:15 AM  
1 votes:

universebetween: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.


Exactly, and subby atleast used the sad tag, that counts, right?

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".


I'll wait until natgeo profiles this on "seconds from disaster".

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?


Yeah, his name did not cover those people on the plane or on the ground.

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


There was a mall shooting in canada? Were they mad that some place ran out of denim jackets before their prom?
2012-06-03 11:23:07 PM  
1 votes:

TFA: Soldiers tried to disperse the onlookers using rubber whips


I have the weirdest boner right now.
2012-06-03 10:22:10 PM  
1 votes:
CasperImproved: I'd laugh out loud... and your point is taken. But you are still not funny in this thread.

Well, death is never funny.

Unless it's a clown car crash. Then it's funny. But more of a sad funny.
2012-06-03 06:44:07 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Just do what the rest of us have done



And now she pretends to speak for regular people. No, you only speak for butthurt little children who cannot debate with facts. Go take your racist backwards uneducated little tool self elsewhere. Stormfront is a great place to make jokes about black people dying and they all have the same education level as you.
2012-06-03 06:42:19 PM  
1 votes:

redsquid: Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.



And you are a sad hypocritical troll who wants to blame everyone else for issues you never do anything or care about. What a horribly shallow life you must live, no wonder you hate yourself so much.
2012-06-03 06:36:00 PM  
1 votes:
When does the endless war against the wrong country begin?
2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM  
1 votes:
Hello,
I am Nigerian Prince, and I just have died in a airplane crash. I need you to send me $15,000 to recover my suitcase full of money from the flaming wreck.
Jesus Bless you,

Nigerian Prince
2012-06-03 06:33:25 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing most of them could speak "Jive"
2012-06-03 06:28:33 PM  
1 votes:

srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?


How did you get my credit card number?
2012-06-03 06:25:31 PM  
1 votes:

mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try


6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?
2012-06-03 06:20:42 PM  
1 votes:

RepoManTSM: Weird Al is a dirty Canuck?


No, actually he is an orphan.
2012-06-03 06:17:04 PM  
1 votes:
ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Of course it is. They were black people. We've got billions more of them. It's like mourning when an Asian man commits suicide. Why?

Now, if there were White people involved, then it would truely be a national tragedy.

/ticket to hell, window seat please.
2012-06-03 06:15:51 PM  
1 votes:

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.
2012-06-03 06:04:27 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Comment of the farking year right there
+1, would spray whiskey and coke out my nose again
2012-06-03 06:00:22 PM  
1 votes:

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?


From the continent that brought you General Butt Naked.
2012-06-03 05:57:04 PM  
1 votes:

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Yeah but Canadians aren't funny
2012-06-03 05:52:40 PM  
1 votes:

Goimir: I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section


no seat belt, and playing Words With Friends while chatting on the phone.

//see ya there, bud!
2012-06-03 05:46:02 PM  
1 votes:
I don't get out of bed in the morning & open my Nigerian email for less than $100,000,000.

You only want to deposit $40,000,000 in my bank account? Niger, please.
2012-06-03 05:44:09 PM  
1 votes:
+1, subby. Would LOL again!
2012-06-03 05:43:21 PM  
1 votes:
Gratch: Wait...what?

That's what they told him on the first day on the job.
2012-06-03 05:42:29 PM  
1 votes:

Guidette Frankentits: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Niger, please.


*snert*
2012-06-03 05:39:30 PM  
1 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.
2012-06-03 05:39:19 PM  
1 votes:

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.
2012-06-03 05:38:55 PM  
1 votes:
I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section
 
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