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intelligent comment below: Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.

So, both threads use national stereotypes to make light of a tragedy.

Thanks for the research.

mephisto6: Enigmamf: mephisto6: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

Goddammit.

If the last digit were a zero, it would pass a basic credit card format checksum, but it's not, so....

Really?

It basically goes: Each major card type has a set of valid prefixes; the next few numbers are assigned by bank; the next few to an account; and then there's some formula for how to add up those digits to get the last digit (a sanity check to make sure the rest of the card number was typed in right).

So, if you happen to put in the first two digits of a valid card type (in your case, Discover), and type in a bunch of random digits, you can figure out what last digit would make it a theoretically valid number.

(Of course, that doesn't get you squat unless it's a valid account number, you have the correct expiration date, the correct CVV2 code, and depending on the merchant, use the correct street address and zip code for the billing address).

Nice troll.

8/10 The bites keep coming.

zzrhardy: intelligent comment below: Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.

So, both threads use national stereotypes to make light of a tragedy.

Thanks for the research.

Plus shootings happen daily...

Begun the 419 wars have...

DarthBart: fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".

Undesired airframe/ground interface

Controlled descent into terrain.

From the picture of the tail it looks like a DC-9 or MD8x/9X aircraft. Could have gotten into a deep stall somehow, which explain the belly landing.

Luckily, everyone on the ground heard the propeller sounds coming from the jet engines and had time to get out of the way.

Innertubes research project:

Google "Miss Solomon Part Zento" and re--live some of the fun we had with her back in the good old days.

I believe she never will forgive me for making her stand out in the middle of the runway at 3 AM, holding her \$16 million in a suitcase and waiting for my private 727 to land. . . . .

Women are funny that way.

intelligent comment below: And now she pretends to speak for regular people. No, you only speak for butthurt little children who cannot debate with facts. Go take your racist backwards uneducated little tool self elsewhere. Stormfront is a great place to make jokes about black people dying and they all have the same education level as you.

Really, really mad. You should get some cream for that butthurt.

http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/preparation-h-hemorrhoidal-ointment/ I D=prod4436-product

I had to unignore you just to make fun of how mad you sound. Judging by the content of this thread, a greater number of people than I think you're a complete idiot, and a concern troll.

And please. Tell us more about how making an off-color joke makes me a Stormfront visiting white supremacist. According to your astounding logic, 103 posts in this thread NOT yours are also racists.r

UPDATE TO PREVIOUS THREAD: The Part Zento thread is # 2374274 in case anyone cares.

olddinosaur: UPDATE TO PREVIOUS THREAD: The Part Zento thread is # 2374274 in case anyone cares.

Are you a 419 Baiter?

If so, my hat is off to you sir. You're a hero in a time of cowards.

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africafrom a country so infamous for advance-fee-fraud schemes involving supposed inheritances that its criminal code lent this entire genre of fraud its name--the "419 scheme".

FTFY. (And yes, pretty much the entire term "419 scheme" comes from section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code which supposedly bans advance fraud schemes. Alas, it has all of the apparent enforcement that obscure laws have in the US. :P)

And to keep this on the subject...who wants to start a betting pool on when the first 419 scheme starts involving this exact air crash? My bet is that they are being emailed out as I'm typing, and probably will claim a Nigerian official got killed...

/no, I wouldn't put it past scammers to use this as a "419 opportunity"
//at least some 419 scammers actually used the 11 September terror attacks as excuses for advance fee fraud, so I don't put anything past 'em
///Yes, I do realise the vast majority of the population of Nigeria and Sierra Leone is not running five advance fraud schemes simultaneously and are good folks and as sick of this stuff as I am. I do have my questions about Lagos and Freetown, though

It wasn't black smoke, it was dark gray......farking racists

t&p to the families of those lost (FIFY protected)

olddinosaur: Innertubes research project:

Google "Miss Solomon Part Zento" and re--live some of the fun we had with her back in the good old days.

I believe she never will forgive me for making her stand out in the middle of the runway at 3 AM, holding her \$16 million in a suitcase and waiting for my private 727 to land. . . . .

Women are funny that way.

Go HERE:

and then hit CONTROL + F, punch in "olddinosaur" and stand back for the fun.

Good times, baby; good times.

So Africa has countries called Niger and Nigeria. Are they all Nigerians?

I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.

CasperImproved: I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.

Welcome to Fark, dude.

CasperImproved: I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.

/not submitter.

CasperImproved: I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.

White people sympathy. Any of those 150, including the children, would happily slit your pale honkey throat for the contents of your wallet.

Enigmamf: mephisto6: Enigmamf: mephisto6: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

Goddammit.

If the last digit were a zero, it would pass a basic credit card format checksum, but it's not, so....

Really?

It basically goes: Each major card type has a set of valid prefixes; the next few numbers are assigned by bank; the next few to an account; and then there's some formula for how to add up those digits to get the last digit (a sanity check to make sure the rest of the card number was typed in right).

So, if you happen to put in the first two digits of a valid card type (in your case, Discover), and type in a bunch of random digits, you can figure out what last digit would make it a theoretically valid number.

(Of course, that doesn't get you squat unless it's a valid account number, you have the correct expiration date, the correct CVV2 code, and depending on the merchant, use the correct street address and zip code for the billing address).

Heh, I like you :)

First, I know what checksum is.
B, I didn't even type that number.
3. Did you know that if you type your password in here, it comes out stars?
Watch: ********

Now you try

TravisBickle62: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

I know it's a joke, but I always found it weird how many funny folks were Canadian.

Partial list:

Will Arnett, Dan Ackroyd, Samantha Bee, Jim Carrey, John Candy, Michael Cera, Tommy Chong, Michael J Fox, Phil Hartman, Eugene Levy, Rich Little, Norm McDonald, Colin Mochrie, Mike Myers, Rock Moranis, Leslie Neilsen, Seth Rogen, Dave Thomas...

Whew.

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

The anus is unremarkable.

intelligent comment below: redsquid: Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.

And you are a sad hypocritical troll who wants to blame everyone else for issues you never do anything or care about. What a horribly shallow life you must live, no wonder you hate yourself so much.

No I'm a realist who doesn't care about sad issues I can do nothing about. If you think your liberal white guilt helps go right on ahead, but it's not your fight to white knight, alright?
Sleep tight.

olddinosaur, BronyMedic, bingethinker

Glad you inbred posters have at least a voice... Even if you have no morals.

I fark solute you.

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Wait, we're supposed to be laughing? shiat! This whole time I've been fapping, boy am I feeling akward right now.....

intelligent comment below: Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.

Give me an example of some of the jokes then

I've got no obligation to do so, but ok:

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:01 PM

NO Otnorot

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:35 PM

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:06 PM

Damn Canadians and their 2nd Amendment!

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:23 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:39 PM

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:42 PM

Why are Americans going to canadian malls!? The exchange rate is terrible now!

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:09 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:37 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

What the heck are you putting in your weeners?

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:25 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.

Can I use that catheter after you're done?

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:32 PM

The really messed up part....Toronto Blue Jays 3B Brett Lawrie broke the story on twitter as it happened!

fREDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:36:20 PM

Can someone hook me up with a link to yesterday's?

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:36:40 PM

Only one dead? We're much better shots down here.

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:37:14 PM

C'mon Jessica, C'mon Tori, let's go to the mall you won't be sorry.
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Put on your jelly-bracelets, and your cool graffiti-coat, at the mall havin' fun is what its all aboot.

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:39:32 PM

First Union Station gets flooded by sewage and now this.

How did Toronto piss off God this time?

Seriously though Eaton Centre? Holy shiat, I've been in that mall and it's right in the center of downtown, there were probably tons of people around when the shooting happened.

Be interesting to see what the motive was.

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:39:35 PM

I don't understand how this happened. Doesn't Canada have strict gun control laws in place?

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:40:33 PM

I'm pretty sure this story is BS because they can't have guns in Toronto.

/politcal jabbing aside I'm sorry for the one who died and the others who were injured.

That's just like the first 20 comments.

/redacted to avoid bannination

"Don't Jamoke me Jaja....."When you pulled your DC-3 to my pad, did you see a sign that said "dead Nigerian storage?" "No?" "You didn't see a sign that said dead Nigerian storage, cause storing dead Nigerians aint my business..."

Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.

Give me an example of some of the jokes then

I've got no obligation to do so, but ok:

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:01 PM

NO Otnorot

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:35 PM

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:06 PM

Damn Canadians and their 2nd Amendment!

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:23 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:39 PM

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:42 PM

Why are Americans going to canadian malls!? The exchange rate is terrible now!

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:09 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:37 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

What the heck are you putting in your weeners?

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:25 PM

As I subtly put it in my Weene ...

You sound angry.

How about just making a point? I wanted to listen, but your words were not there.

Assimilate This: So Africa has countries called Niger and Nigeria. Are they all Nigerians?

CasperImproved: Even if you have no morals.

Morals? Please don't lecture me about morals when it is part of a national culture to scam elderly men and women out of their finances, and lure them over there for Kidnap and Ransom.

419-scammers deserve every bit of baiting they receive.

CasperImproved: You sound angry.

How about just making a point? I wanted to listen, but your words were not there.

I was not making a point to you. I was responding to unintelligent comment, who's pointless point was that nobody in the Canadia Mall Shooting thread was making jokes yesterday.

The point being that, in fact, EVERYBODY was making jokes about the Canadian Mall Shooting. Just like we are making jokes about the Nigerian Plane Crash today. It's nothing to do with whether they are black Nigerian Africans or white Canadian Canucks.

Unless you are in fact unintelligent comment, and just outed yourself. That makes my score four.

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: Even if you have no morals.

Morals? Please don't lecture me about morals when it is part of a national culture to scam elderly men and women out of their finances, and lure them over there for Kidnap and Ransom.

419-scammers deserve every bit of baiting they receive.

I guess that depends (and not a joke) on who's tears you want. So what was your point? I was stating the obvious. You replied with the not so obvious.

/I lecture everyone that that wants to get moral on me were I am being moral
//And if you want to blame the National? At least cite facts and references.

"Capitol"?

Kittypie070: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.

To be fair, pilot error is the cause of most plane crashes. Sometimes it's as simple as pulling back on the control column during a stall, sometimes it's hiring incompetent pilots, and sometimes it's letting your kids touch the controls...

CasperImproved: //And if you want to blame the National? At least cite facts and references.

To demonstrate how 419 is embedded in Nigeria's culture, look at Nkem Owoh's popular song, "Oyinbo, I Go Chop Your Dollar", in which he sings about stealing money from greedy mugu (victims). He sings these pidgin words, "419 no be thief, it's just a game; Everybody dey play em ... I go take your money and disappear, 419 is just a game, you are the loser, I am the winner."

Guidette Frankentits: CSB:

My bros g/f was looking for a puppy on Craigslist and she contacted some local people. They wanted her to route the money to them through Nigeria but supposedly had the dogs with them in the USA.
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I had a guy want to sell me a car but he couldn't leave base to show me the car because he was getting a physical before he shipped off to Iraq. No problem though- pay pal garantees shipments of unseen vehicles from military members who can't remember their own rank right?.

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: Even if you have no morals.

Morals? Please don't lecture me about morals when it is part of a national culture to scam elderly men and women out of their finances, and lure them over there for Kidnap and Ransom.

419-scammers deserve every bit of baiting they receive.

Ok but seriously, how the fark do you know who was on the plane? Do you somehow kow that the plane was filled with scammers?...I didn't think so. While I don't give a fark if you want to joke about whatever, you have a shiat basis for your argument there..there aren't scammers in the US? So by your argument, who gives a shiat if a plane from Ny to La goes down either?

publikenemy: Ok but seriously, how the fark do you know who was on the plane? Do you somehow kow that the plane was filled with scammers?...I didn't think so. While I don't give a fark if you want to joke about whatever, you have a shiat basis for your argument there..there aren't scammers in the US? So by your argument, who gives a shiat if a plane from Ny to La goes down either?

Offcolor jokes have nothing to do with the Nigerian Culture of 419 Scams, or Baiting Scammers. Two totally separate arguments going on here.

TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

It was mentioned earlier: the smoke was black not white. Jeese...

Lifeless: Assimilate This: So Africa has countries called Niger and Nigeria. Are they all Nigerians?

When will Quebec declare it's independence from the rest of those pitiful, low class Queens English speaking redneck Canadians?

clowncar on fire: TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

It was mentioned earlier: the smoke was black not white. Jeese...

aahhahhha...lolled at the first smoke joke, and lolled again. Never gets old heheheh

BronyMedic: publikenemy: Ok but seriously, how the fark do you know who was on the plane? Do you somehow kow that the plane was filled with scammers?...I didn't think so. While I don't give a fark if you want to joke about whatever, you have a shiat basis for your argument there..there aren't scammers in the US? So by your argument, who gives a shiat if a plane from Ny to La goes down either?

Offcolor jokes have nothing to do with the Nigerian Culture of 419 Scams, or Baiting Scammers. Two totally separate arguments going on here.

So if I said a "momma joke" about your momma... that is okay? Right?

Off color is one thing... being too early on one is another. I will forgive the one that came next month.

CasperImproved: So if I said a "momma joke" about your momma... that is okay? Right?

Why would I care about someone who I don't know, or will ever know, making a joke about my momma?

Dude. It's the internet. Go farking nuts.

CasperImproved: Off color is one thing... being too early on one is another. I will forgive the one that came next month.

.......Wait a second..... :)

clowncar on fire: TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

It was mentioned earlier: the smoke was black not white. Jeese...

That just means they were heavy in hydrocarbons.

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: So if I said a "momma joke" about your momma... that is okay? Right?

Why would I care about someone who I don't know, or will ever know, making a joke about my momma?

Dude. It's the internet. Go farking nuts.

CasperImproved: Off color is one thing... being too early on one is another. I will forgive the one that came next month.

.......Wait a second..... :)

I'd laugh out loud... and your point is taken. But you are still not funny in this thread.

TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

Dag nabbit! Not again!

CasperImproved: I'd laugh out loud... and your point is taken. But you are still not funny in this thread.

Well, death is never funny.

Unless it's a clown car crash. Then it's funny. But more of a sad funny.

A Non Amos: Observation: Comments from many new liters and old trolls, poking fun at event. Evaluation: sarcastic humor, in which case I'll gladly join in; racism, in which case I'm outta here. Postulate: Because Nigerian citizens are unimportant, their deaths can be overlooked. Correct, y/n?

You must be new here, they make fun of everyone.

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: I'd laugh out loud... and your point is taken. But you are still not funny in this thread.

Well, death is never funny.

Unless it's a clown car crash. Then it's funny. But more of a sad funny.

I will forgive the stupid further up in the thread since you made me smile. But so you know? A recent tragedy will never be funny real soon. For all you know, A farker's family member may have been one of the casualties.

I also have trepidation for anyone living in a country where they have little control on their own lives. You can be certain that the government takes very little care of it's citizens there.

/Ever wonder why you hear about bus and train accidents in India every week?
//Or the massacres in many other countries on a weekly basis?
///Too early is never funny

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