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(BBC)   Passenger jet crashes into apartment building in Nigerian capitol. Over 150 princes, bank officials, widows, and generous cancer-stricken millionaires feared dead   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 197
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2012-06-03 05:36:17 PM
I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.
 
2012-06-03 05:36:28 PM
150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.
 
2012-06-03 05:36:33 PM
There's too many motherfarking Nigerians on this motherfarking plane!
 
2012-06-03 05:36:59 PM
Crap, a guy who was bringing me a briefcase of cash as the first of many payments was on that flight.
 
2012-06-03 05:37:07 PM
I didn't think you could get that many people in a DC-3.
 
2012-06-03 05:37:57 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.
 
2012-06-03 05:38:44 PM
CSB:

My bros g/f was looking for a puppy on Craigslist and she contacted some local people. They wanted her to route the money to them through Nigeria but supposedly had the dogs with them in the USA.
www.fazpensar.com
 
2012-06-03 05:38:55 PM
I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section
 
2012-06-03 05:39:05 PM
ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-03 05:39:19 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.
 
2012-06-03 05:39:23 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Niger, please.
 
2012-06-03 05:39:30 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.
 
2012-06-03 05:39:55 PM
The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".
 
2012-06-03 05:41:27 PM
From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?
 
2012-06-03 05:41:47 PM
Nigerian congress ramming through NIGERIA Patriot Act as we speak.
 
2012-06-03 05:42:29 PM

Guidette Frankentits: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Niger, please.


*snert*
 
2012-06-03 05:43:14 PM

TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.


Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx
 
2012-06-03 05:43:21 PM
Gratch: Wait...what?

That's what they told him on the first day on the job.
 
2012-06-03 05:44:08 PM
That headline was awesome enough to make me snort iced tea through my nostrils.
 
2012-06-03 05:44:09 PM
+1, subby. Would LOL again!
 
2012-06-03 05:44:22 PM
Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.
 
2012-06-03 05:44:37 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


8/10 because you actually got quite a few responses.

/also I LOLed
 
2012-06-03 05:46:02 PM
I don't get out of bed in the morning & open my Nigerian email for less than $100,000,000.

You only want to deposit $40,000,000 in my bank account? Niger, please.
 
2012-06-03 05:46:59 PM

Matthew Keene: I didn't think you could get that many people in a DC-3.


Ryan Air: "Challenge accepted!"
 
2012-06-03 05:47:39 PM
Hello,

I am Barr. Phillip Butulezi, an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

On the 25th of July 2000Yesterday, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York plane crash earlier today. They were on their way to a world cruise.

Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, forty per cent (40%) to you, and ten per cent (10%) for miscellaneous expenses that might arise. I have all the necessary information that will be used to back up any claim we may make..

All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Trust me, as Mr Schoeler's attorney; this is a risk-free transaction. Please send me your full names, address, and your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss this matter further.

I very much look forward to a swift response from you.

Kindest regards,

Barr. Phillip Butulezi
 
2012-06-03 05:47:51 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


+1 to you sir. I cried at that.
 
2012-06-03 05:47:53 PM

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.


i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 05:49:18 PM

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".


Undesired airframe/ground interface
 
2012-06-03 05:51:48 PM
150 people? Mexicans can do that in a Ford Windstar.
 
2012-06-03 05:52:40 PM

Goimir: I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section


no seat belt, and playing Words With Friends while chatting on the phone.

//see ya there, bud!
 
2012-06-03 05:55:52 PM

redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.


How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none
 
2012-06-03 05:57:04 PM

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Yeah but Canadians aren't funny
 
2012-06-03 05:57:33 PM

pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx


Really? Let me try
 
2012-06-03 05:58:56 PM
Unplanned Fusing of Inhabitants and Airframe
 
2012-06-03 05:59:33 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Oh good god, oh hell yes....
 
2012-06-03 06:00:22 PM

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?


From the continent that brought you General Butt Naked.
 
2012-06-03 06:01:43 PM

TravisBickle62: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Yeah but Canadians aren't funny


Aren't funny, strange or aren't funny, ha ha?
 
2012-06-03 06:04:21 PM

grokca: TravisBickle62: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Yeah but Canadians aren't funny

Aren't funny, strange or aren't funny, ha ha?


They are funny strange. Just not funny ha ha. Except for Mike Meyers. And Weird AL. Yep, that's about it.
 
2012-06-03 06:04:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Comment of the farking year right there
+1, would spray whiskey and coke out my nose again
 
2012-06-03 06:05:21 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.
 
2012-06-03 06:06:25 PM

lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.


How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden
 
2012-06-03 06:06:47 PM

ultraholland: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

[t1.gstatic.com image 225x225]


So, I looked at Google maps, and i hate to tell you, that that map is incorrect. There is no Please in Niger.

The city referenced is Niamey, the capital.

Your welcome.
 
2012-06-03 06:07:33 PM

lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.


How are you so sure they were black? For all you know they could have been a bunch of French nuns holding babies on their laps.
 
2012-06-03 06:09:35 PM

rooftop235: They are funny strange. Just not funny ha ha. Except for Mike Meyers. And Weird AL. Yep, that's about it.


Weird Al is from California.
 
2012-06-03 06:10:54 PM
Anyway it got the "SAD" tag, what more do you want? We all has a SAD now.
 
2012-06-03 06:11:27 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Africa? Is that a country in Nigeria?
 
2012-06-03 06:11:48 PM

Ringo48: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.


Well, it IS all about proximity.

was it a mitch hedberg joke?

Old lady Crabitz dies of old age and we trip, because she lived right down the street. Yet we hear about 200 nigerians in a bus, going off a cliff and think "damn. How'd they get that many people on a bus."

Doesn't make it right, but there it is
 
2012-06-03 06:12:21 PM
Damn. Another day, another reason I thank the FSM that when it was my turn to be born, I was not born in Nigeria.
 
2012-06-03 06:15:51 PM

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.
 
2012-06-03 06:17:04 PM
ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Of course it is. They were black people. We've got billions more of them. It's like mourning when an Asian man commits suicide. Why?

Now, if there were White people involved, then it would truely be a national tragedy.

/ticket to hell, window seat please.
 
2012-06-03 06:17:38 PM

lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.


Confused! Thought the article said 150 dead Nigers in Africa.
 
2012-06-03 06:18:52 PM
We are like French clowns, laughing on the outside but crying on the inside
 
2012-06-03 06:18:56 PM
redsquid: Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.

Just do what the rest of us have done. Ignore him. He's a pathetic concern troll.
 
2012-06-03 06:19:27 PM

rooftop235: grokca: TravisBickle62: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Yeah but Canadians aren't funny

Aren't funny, strange or aren't funny, ha ha?

They are funny strange. Just not funny ha ha. Except for Mike Meyers. And Weird AL. Yep, that's about it.


Weird Al is a dirty Canuck?.
 
2012-06-03 06:20:14 PM

TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden


I looked up the airline on Wikipedia and it only serves Nigerian destinations, so the chances of Swedes would be extremely slim.
 
2012-06-03 06:20:42 PM

RepoManTSM: Weird Al is a dirty Canuck?


No, actually he is an orphan.
 
2012-06-03 06:20:48 PM
Is there an address for us to mail our relief/help checks to?
 
2012-06-03 06:20:49 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Welcome to Fark? Did you forget where you are? Its fark for crying out loud, easiest way to get a green headline is by being a insensitive/trolling but funny jerk. Hell its expected.
 
2012-06-03 06:22:50 PM

12349876: TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

I looked up the airline on Wikipedia and it only serves Nigerian destinations, so the chances of Swedes would be extremely slim.


But what if they with the Spanish Inquisition? Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
 
2012-06-03 06:23:06 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa

this is Fark.

FTFY
 
2012-06-03 06:24:14 PM

Ringo48: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.


[welcometofark.jpg]
 
2012-06-03 06:25:31 PM

mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try


6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?
 
2012-06-03 06:26:36 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Lighten up, Francis. I gave it the "Sad" tag, didn't I?
 
2012-06-03 06:27:56 PM

srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?


Only if those are real numbers.
 
2012-06-03 06:28:33 PM

srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?


How did you get my credit card number?
 
2012-06-03 06:30:43 PM
My bro would immensely enjoy this thread.

He's a misanthropic asshole but he's MY misanthropic asshole so I'm the one who deals.

Also: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.
 
2012-06-03 06:31:15 PM

lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.


Well, if they weren't black before the plane crashed, they are now...


/aisle seat please...
 
2012-06-03 06:31:35 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa it's another case of pilot error.

 
2012-06-03 06:31:35 PM

srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?


Goddammit.
 
2012-06-03 06:32:25 PM

NotThatGirl: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

Well, if they weren't black before the plane crashed, they are now...


/aisle seat please...


I think that comment subjects you to a middle seat...

/okay, I laughed...
//hard
 
2012-06-03 06:33:10 PM
Honestly if it had been Sierra Leon or the Congo, there would probably be few to no jokes. But Nigeria has made itself into a running joke on the international stage by condoning and even encouraging a widespread global practice of deceit and fraud emanating from its internet cafes.

So no, it's not because "those people are far away and black".
 
2012-06-03 06:33:25 PM
Good thing most of them could speak "Jive"
 
2012-06-03 06:34:51 PM

srtpointman: 6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?


That didn't work. Could you please try again. I'll wait.
 
2012-06-03 06:34:53 PM
Observation: Comments from many new liters and old trolls, poking fun at event. Evaluation: sarcastic humor, in which case I'll gladly join in; racism, in which case I'm outta here. Postulate: Because Nigerian citizens are unimportant, their deaths can be overlooked. Correct, y/n?

/Sarcasm: If the U.S. had Africa's spending budget for aircraft, the military would be staging Zeppelin wars and private sector flight would be feathers and super glue.
 
2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM

Kittypie070: My bro would immensely enjoy this thread.

He's a misanthropic asshole but he's MY misanthropic asshole so I'm the one who deals.

Also: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.


You're a black cat?

Wow, that explains a lot.
 
2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM
Hello,
I am Nigerian Prince, and I just have died in a airplane crash. I need you to send me $15,000 to recover my suitcase full of money from the flaming wreck.
Jesus Bless you,

Nigerian Prince
 
2012-06-03 06:35:51 PM
what a shame. i hope all those nice nigerians who regularly send me all those email propositions were in the building to lend a helping hand as they are so helpful.
 
2012-06-03 06:36:00 PM
When does the endless war against the wrong country begin?
 
2012-06-03 06:37:54 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: When does the endless war against the wrong country begin?


Dude. You must be Rip van Winkle. Check out Wikipedia.
 
2012-06-03 06:38:12 PM

mephisto6: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

Goddammit.


If the last digit were a zero, it would pass a basic credit card format checksum, but it's not, so....
 
2012-06-03 06:39:59 PM

Delay: The more you eat the more you fart: When does the endless war against the wrong country begin?

Dude. You must be Rip van Winkle. Check out Wikipedia.


Just look at that Farking handle.
 
2012-06-03 06:42:19 PM

redsquid: Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.



And you are a sad hypocritical troll who wants to blame everyone else for issues you never do anything or care about. What a horribly shallow life you must live, no wonder you hate yourself so much.
 
2012-06-03 06:43:37 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Don't worry, many farkers aren't white so don't need to do that whole post colonial guilt charade.
 
2012-06-03 06:43:54 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


I can't click "funny" hard enough. Bravo.
 
2012-06-03 06:44:07 PM

BronyMedic: Just do what the rest of us have done



And now she pretends to speak for regular people. No, you only speak for butthurt little children who cannot debate with facts. Go take your racist backwards uneducated little tool self elsewhere. Stormfront is a great place to make jokes about black people dying and they all have the same education level as you.
 
2012-06-03 06:44:27 PM

A Non Amos: Delay: The more you eat the more you fart: When does the endless war against the wrong country begin?

Dude. You must be Rip van Winkle. Check out Wikipedia.

Just look at that Farking handle.


I have no idea what an srt is. But, I know what a point man is. They are the short guys that are forced out in front to take the enemy fire.
 
2012-06-03 06:48:13 PM

0MGWTFBBQ: Hello,

I am Barr. Phillip Butulezi, an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

On the 25th of July 2000Yesterday, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York plane crash earlier today. They were on their way to a world cruise.

Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, for ...


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-03 06:48:55 PM

Enigmamf: Honestly if it had been Sierra Leon or the Congo, there would probably be few to no jokes. But Nigeria has made itself into a running joke on the international stage by condoning and even encouraging a widespread global practice of deceit and fraud emanating from its internet cafes.

So no, it's not because "those people are far away and black".


The joke I cited pre-dates 419 fraud by about a decade.
I still think it's about proximity and it's ok to consider that.
It won't make you a bad person.

Well, not as much as shrugging off death because some fraction of that population engages in fraud.
 
2012-06-03 06:50:24 PM
Gyrfalcon 2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM

You're a black cat?

Wow, that explains a lot.



i829.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 06:53:31 PM

Kittypie070: Gyrfalcon 2012-06-03 06:35:04 PM

You're a black cat?

Wow, that explains a lot.


[i829.photobucket.com image 390x293]


*sigh*

You know how hard it is to catch salmon for TWO kittehs? Be right back...
 
2012-06-03 06:54:18 PM

Delay: A Non Amos: Delay: The more you eat the more you fart: When does the endless war against the wrong country begin?

Dude. You must be Rip van Winkle. Check out Wikipedia.

Just look at that Farking handle.

I have no idea what an srt is. But, I know what a point man is. They are the short guys that are forced out in front to take the enemy fire.


Rip van Winkle=The more you eat the more you fart
 
2012-06-03 06:55:41 PM

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.
 
2012-06-03 07:00:35 PM

Enigmamf: mephisto6: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

Goddammit.

If the last digit were a zero, it would pass a basic credit card format checksum, but it's not, so....


Really?
 
2012-06-03 07:01:39 PM
Lucky for me I haven't deposited this check yet
 
2012-06-03 07:02:33 PM

Enigmamf: Honestly if it had been Sierra Leon or the Congo, there would probably be few to no jokes. But Nigeria has made itself into a running joke on the international stage by condoning and even encouraging a widespread global practice of deceit and fraud emanating from its internet cafes.

So no, it's not because "those people are far away and black".


You mean like Wall Street?
 
2012-06-03 07:06:50 PM

Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.



Give me an example of some of the jokes then
 
2012-06-03 07:08:51 PM
Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.
 
2012-06-03 07:10:46 PM

srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?


That would be a Discover card. Keep it.
 
2012-06-03 07:12:11 PM

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".


The buildings may have been a factor as well.
 
2012-06-03 07:17:39 PM

srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?


http://www.brainjar.com/js/validation/default2.asp
the page at brainjar.com says INVALID
 
2012-06-03 07:17:53 PM

intelligent comment below: Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.


So, both threads use national stereotypes to make light of a tragedy.

Thanks for the research.
 
2012-06-03 07:39:42 PM

mephisto6: Enigmamf: mephisto6: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

Goddammit.

If the last digit were a zero, it would pass a basic credit card format checksum, but it's not, so....

Really?


It basically goes: Each major card type has a set of valid prefixes; the next few numbers are assigned by bank; the next few to an account; and then there's some formula for how to add up those digits to get the last digit (a sanity check to make sure the rest of the card number was typed in right).

So, if you happen to put in the first two digits of a valid card type (in your case, Discover), and type in a bunch of random digits, you can figure out what last digit would make it a theoretically valid number.

(Of course, that doesn't get you squat unless it's a valid account number, you have the correct expiration date, the correct CVV2 code, and depending on the merchant, use the correct street address and zip code for the billing address).
 
2012-06-03 07:43:47 PM
Nice troll.

8/10 The bites keep coming.
 
2012-06-03 07:48:37 PM

zzrhardy: intelligent comment below: Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.

So, both threads use national stereotypes to make light of a tragedy.

Thanks for the research.


Plus shootings happen daily...
 
2012-06-03 07:49:33 PM
Begun the 419 wars have...
 
2012-06-03 07:49:35 PM

DarthBart: fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".

Undesired airframe/ground interface


Controlled descent into terrain.
 
2012-06-03 07:51:29 PM
From the picture of the tail it looks like a DC-9 or MD8x/9X aircraft. Could have gotten into a deep stall somehow, which explain the belly landing.

Luckily, everyone on the ground heard the propeller sounds coming from the jet engines and had time to get out of the way.
 
2012-06-03 07:55:37 PM
Innertubes research project:

Google "Miss Solomon Part Zento" and re--live some of the fun we had with her back in the good old days.

I believe she never will forgive me for making her stand out in the middle of the runway at 3 AM, holding her $16 million in a suitcase and waiting for my private 727 to land. . . . .

Women are funny that way.
 
2012-06-03 08:02:49 PM
intelligent comment below: And now she pretends to speak for regular people. No, you only speak for butthurt little children who cannot debate with facts. Go take your racist backwards uneducated little tool self elsewhere. Stormfront is a great place to make jokes about black people dying and they all have the same education level as you.

You sound mad.

Really, really mad. You should get some cream for that butthurt.

http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/preparation-h-hemorrhoidal-ointment/ I D=prod4436-product

I had to unignore you just to make fun of how mad you sound. Judging by the content of this thread, a greater number of people than I think you're a complete idiot, and a concern troll.

And please. Tell us more about how making an off-color joke makes me a Stormfront visiting white supremacist. According to your astounding logic, 103 posts in this thread NOT yours are also racists.r
 
2012-06-03 08:07:42 PM
UPDATE TO PREVIOUS THREAD: The Part Zento thread is # 2374274 in case anyone cares.
 
2012-06-03 08:09:18 PM
olddinosaur: UPDATE TO PREVIOUS THREAD: The Part Zento thread is # 2374274 in case anyone cares.

Are you a 419 Baiter?

If so, my hat is off to you sir. You're a hero in a time of cowards.
 
2012-06-03 08:12:35 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africafrom a country so infamous for advance-fee-fraud schemes involving supposed inheritances that its criminal code lent this entire genre of fraud its name--the "419 scheme".


FTFY. (And yes, pretty much the entire term "419 scheme" comes from section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code which supposedly bans advance fraud schemes. Alas, it has all of the apparent enforcement that obscure laws have in the US. :P)

And to keep this on the subject...who wants to start a betting pool on when the first 419 scheme starts involving this exact air crash? My bet is that they are being emailed out as I'm typing, and probably will claim a Nigerian official got killed...

/no, I wouldn't put it past scammers to use this as a "419 opportunity"
//at least some 419 scammers actually used the 11 September terror attacks as excuses for advance fee fraud, so I don't put anything past 'em
///Yes, I do realise the vast majority of the population of Nigeria and Sierra Leone is not running five advance fraud schemes simultaneously and are good folks and as sick of this stuff as I am. I do have my questions about Lagos and Freetown, though
 
2012-06-03 08:25:45 PM
It wasn't black smoke, it was dark gray......farking racists

t&p to the families of those lost (FIFY protected)
 
2012-06-03 08:29:17 PM

olddinosaur: Innertubes research project:

Google "Miss Solomon Part Zento" and re--live some of the fun we had with her back in the good old days.

I believe she never will forgive me for making her stand out in the middle of the runway at 3 AM, holding her $16 million in a suitcase and waiting for my private 727 to land. . . . .

Women are funny that way.


Go HERE:

Link

and then hit CONTROL + F, punch in "olddinosaur" and stand back for the fun.

Good times, baby; good times.
 
2012-06-03 08:34:45 PM
So Africa has countries called Niger and Nigeria. Are they all Nigerians?
 
2012-06-03 08:42:22 PM
I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.
 
2012-06-03 08:49:13 PM

CasperImproved: I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.


Welcome to Fark, dude.
 
2012-06-03 08:50:36 PM
CasperImproved: I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.

HE FEEDS ON YOUR TEARS.

/not submitter.
 
2012-06-03 08:56:40 PM

CasperImproved: I don't care who subby is (he/she and I don't care which) has much suckage. Death through poor national management of transportation is never funny. 150 dead? Thread owner should work on having a soul.


White people sympathy. Any of those 150, including the children, would happily slit your pale honkey throat for the contents of your wallet.
 
2012-06-03 09:00:53 PM

Enigmamf: mephisto6: Enigmamf: mephisto6: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

Goddammit.

If the last digit were a zero, it would pass a basic credit card format checksum, but it's not, so....

Really?

It basically goes: Each major card type has a set of valid prefixes; the next few numbers are assigned by bank; the next few to an account; and then there's some formula for how to add up those digits to get the last digit (a sanity check to make sure the rest of the card number was typed in right).

So, if you happen to put in the first two digits of a valid card type (in your case, Discover), and type in a bunch of random digits, you can figure out what last digit would make it a theoretically valid number.

(Of course, that doesn't get you squat unless it's a valid account number, you have the correct expiration date, the correct CVV2 code, and depending on the merchant, use the correct street address and zip code for the billing address).


Heh, I like you :)

First, I know what checksum is.
B, I didn't even type that number.
3. Did you know that if you type your password in here, it comes out stars?
Watch: ********

Now you try
 
2012-06-03 09:03:11 PM

TravisBickle62: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Yeah but Canadians aren't funny


I know it's a joke, but I always found it weird how many funny folks were Canadian.

Partial list:

Will Arnett, Dan Ackroyd, Samantha Bee, Jim Carrey, John Candy, Michael Cera, Tommy Chong, Michael J Fox, Phil Hartman, Eugene Levy, Rich Little, Norm McDonald, Colin Mochrie, Mike Myers, Rock Moranis, Leslie Neilsen, Seth Rogen, Dave Thomas...

Whew.
 
2012-06-03 09:05:50 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


The anus is unremarkable.
 
2012-06-03 09:08:57 PM

intelligent comment below: redsquid: Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.


And you are a sad hypocritical troll who wants to blame everyone else for issues you never do anything or care about. What a horribly shallow life you must live, no wonder you hate yourself so much.


No I'm a realist who doesn't care about sad issues I can do nothing about. If you think your liberal white guilt helps go right on ahead, but it's not your fight to white knight, alright?
Sleep tight.
 
2012-06-03 09:09:40 PM
olddinosaur, BronyMedic, bingethinker

Glad you inbred posters have at least a voice... Even if you have no morals.

I fark solute you.
 
2012-06-03 09:16:08 PM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Wait, we're supposed to be laughing? shiat! This whole time I've been fapping, boy am I feeling akward right now.....
 
2012-06-03 09:16:39 PM

intelligent comment below: Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.


Give me an example of some of the jokes then


I've got no obligation to do so, but ok:

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:01 PM

NO Otnorot


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:35 PM

In Canada???!!!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:06 PM

Damn Canadians and their 2nd Amendment!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:23 PM

Lsherm: In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:39 PM

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:42 PM

Why are Americans going to canadian malls!? The exchange rate is terrible now!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:09 PM
REDACTED In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:37 PM

REDACTED: In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

What the heck are you putting in your weeners?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:25 PM

REDACTED In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.

Can I use that catheter after you're done?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:32 PM

The really messed up part....Toronto Blue Jays 3B Brett Lawrie broke the story on twitter as it happened!


fREDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:36:20 PM

Can someone hook me up with a link to yesterday's?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:36:40 PM

Only one dead? We're much better shots down here.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:37:14 PM

C'mon Jessica, C'mon Tori, let's go to the mall you won't be sorry.
redriverpak.files.wordpress.com
Put on your jelly-bracelets, and your cool graffiti-coat, at the mall havin' fun is what its all aboot.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:39:32 PM

First Union Station gets flooded by sewage and now this.

How did Toronto piss off God this time?

Seriously though Eaton Centre? Holy shiat, I've been in that mall and it's right in the center of downtown, there were probably tons of people around when the shooting happened.

Be interesting to see what the motive was.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:39:35 PM

I don't understand how this happened. Doesn't Canada have strict gun control laws in place?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:40:33 PM

I'm pretty sure this story is BS because they can't have guns in Toronto.

/politcal jabbing aside I'm sorry for the one who died and the others who were injured.


That's just like the first 20 comments.

/redacted to avoid bannination
 
2012-06-03 09:18:32 PM
"Don't Jamoke me Jaja....."When you pulled your DC-3 to my pad, did you see a sign that said "dead Nigerian storage?" "No?" "You didn't see a sign that said dead Nigerian storage, cause storing dead Nigerians aint my business..."
 
2012-06-03 09:18:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Except for all of them.

A quick look at that thread shows me that except for the gun freaks having their usual arguments...NONE of the comments seemed to be serious or mentioned how sad it was all those people died, except the pregnant woman who was trampled to death.

So f*ck you for trying to stir up the racist contingent.


Give me an example of some of the jokes then

I've got no obligation to do so, but ok:

REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:01 PM

NO Otnorot


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:32:35 PM

In Canada???!!!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:06 PM

Damn Canadians and their 2nd Amendment!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:23 PM

Lsherm: In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:39 PM

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:33:42 PM

Why are Americans going to canadian malls!? The exchange rate is terrible now!


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:09 PM
REDACTED In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

I hate getting filter owned. I am an moran.


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:34:37 PM

REDACTED: In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weeners, today is backwards day

What the heck are you putting in your weeners?


REDACTED Smartest Funniest 2012-06-02 11:35:25 PM

REDACTED In Canada???!!!

As I subtly put it in my Weene ...


You sound angry.

How about just making a point? I wanted to listen, but your words were not there.
 
2012-06-03 09:20:38 PM

Assimilate This: So Africa has countries called Niger and Nigeria. Are they all Nigerians?


Niger has Nigeriens. Just like Canada has Canadians and Canadiens.
 
2012-06-03 09:25:19 PM
CasperImproved: Even if you have no morals.

Morals? Please don't lecture me about morals when it is part of a national culture to scam elderly men and women out of their finances, and lure them over there for Kidnap and Ransom.

419-scammers deserve every bit of baiting they receive.
 
2012-06-03 09:30:13 PM

CasperImproved: You sound angry.

How about just making a point? I wanted to listen, but your words were not there.


I was not making a point to you. I was responding to unintelligent comment, who's pointless point was that nobody in the Canadia Mall Shooting thread was making jokes yesterday.

The point being that, in fact, EVERYBODY was making jokes about the Canadian Mall Shooting. Just like we are making jokes about the Nigerian Plane Crash today. It's nothing to do with whether they are black Nigerian Africans or white Canadian Canucks.

Unless you are in fact unintelligent comment, and just outed yourself. That makes my score four.
 
2012-06-03 09:31:07 PM

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: Even if you have no morals.

Morals? Please don't lecture me about morals when it is part of a national culture to scam elderly men and women out of their finances, and lure them over there for Kidnap and Ransom.

419-scammers deserve every bit of baiting they receive.


I guess that depends (and not a joke) on who's tears you want. So what was your point? I was stating the obvious. You replied with the not so obvious.

/I lecture everyone that that wants to get moral on me were I am being moral
//And if you want to blame the National? At least cite facts and references.
 
2012-06-03 09:31:47 PM
"Capitol"?
 
2012-06-03 09:32:46 PM

Kittypie070: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.


To be fair, pilot error is the cause of most plane crashes. Sometimes it's as simple as pulling back on the control column during a stall, sometimes it's hiring incompetent pilots, and sometimes it's letting your kids touch the controls...
 
2012-06-03 09:33:35 PM
CasperImproved: //And if you want to blame the National? At least cite facts and references.

http://blogs.computerworld.com/14981/spam_culture_part_3_nigeria_and_ 4 19_advance_fee_fraud

To demonstrate how 419 is embedded in Nigeria's culture, look at Nkem Owoh's popular song, "Oyinbo, I Go Chop Your Dollar", in which he sings about stealing money from greedy mugu (victims). He sings these pidgin words, "419 no be thief, it's just a game; Everybody dey play em ... I go take your money and disappear, 419 is just a game, you are the loser, I am the winner."
 
2012-06-03 09:34:36 PM

Guidette Frankentits: CSB:

My bros g/f was looking for a puppy on Craigslist and she contacted some local people. They wanted her to route the money to them through Nigeria but supposedly had the dogs with them in the USA.
[www.fazpensar.com image 300x296]


I had a guy want to sell me a car but he couldn't leave base to show me the car because he was getting a physical before he shipped off to Iraq. No problem though- pay pal garantees shipments of unseen vehicles from military members who can't remember their own rank right?.
 
2012-06-03 09:36:54 PM

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: Even if you have no morals.

Morals? Please don't lecture me about morals when it is part of a national culture to scam elderly men and women out of their finances, and lure them over there for Kidnap and Ransom.

419-scammers deserve every bit of baiting they receive.


Ok but seriously, how the fark do you know who was on the plane? Do you somehow kow that the plane was filled with scammers?...I didn't think so. While I don't give a fark if you want to joke about whatever, you have a shiat basis for your argument there..there aren't scammers in the US? So by your argument, who gives a shiat if a plane from Ny to La goes down either?
 
2012-06-03 09:38:28 PM
publikenemy: Ok but seriously, how the fark do you know who was on the plane? Do you somehow kow that the plane was filled with scammers?...I didn't think so. While I don't give a fark if you want to joke about whatever, you have a shiat basis for your argument there..there aren't scammers in the US? So by your argument, who gives a shiat if a plane from Ny to La goes down either?

Offcolor jokes have nothing to do with the Nigerian Culture of 419 Scams, or Baiting Scammers. Two totally separate arguments going on here.
 
2012-06-03 09:39:32 PM

TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden


It was mentioned earlier: the smoke was black not white. Jeese...
 
2012-06-03 09:40:26 PM

Lifeless: Assimilate This: So Africa has countries called Niger and Nigeria. Are they all Nigerians?

Niger has Nigeriens. Just like Canada has Canadians and Canadiens.


Just looked on Wikipedia. Nigeriens and Canadiens speak French, Nigerians and Canadians speak English. So when will Canada become Canad and Canadia?
 
2012-06-03 09:43:20 PM
Assimilate This: So when will Canada become Canad and Canadia?

When will Quebec declare it's independence from the rest of those pitiful, low class Queens English speaking redneck Canadians?

There's no Canada like French Canada, baby.
 
2012-06-03 09:44:46 PM

clowncar on fire: TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

It was mentioned earlier: the smoke was black not white. Jeese...


aahhahhha...lolled at the first smoke joke, and lolled again. Never gets old heheheh
 
2012-06-03 09:48:57 PM

BronyMedic: publikenemy: Ok but seriously, how the fark do you know who was on the plane? Do you somehow kow that the plane was filled with scammers?...I didn't think so. While I don't give a fark if you want to joke about whatever, you have a shiat basis for your argument there..there aren't scammers in the US? So by your argument, who gives a shiat if a plane from Ny to La goes down either?

Offcolor jokes have nothing to do with the Nigerian Culture of 419 Scams, or Baiting Scammers. Two totally separate arguments going on here.


So if I said a "momma joke" about your momma... that is okay? Right?

Off color is one thing... being too early on one is another. I will forgive the one that came next month.
 
2012-06-03 09:57:11 PM
CasperImproved: So if I said a "momma joke" about your momma... that is okay? Right?

Why would I care about someone who I don't know, or will ever know, making a joke about my momma?

Dude. It's the internet. Go farking nuts.

CasperImproved: Off color is one thing... being too early on one is another. I will forgive the one that came next month.

That's what your mom said.

.......Wait a second..... :)
 
2012-06-03 10:09:23 PM

clowncar on fire: TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden

It was mentioned earlier: the smoke was black not white. Jeese...


That just means they were heavy in hydrocarbons.
 
2012-06-03 10:19:24 PM

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: So if I said a "momma joke" about your momma... that is okay? Right?

Why would I care about someone who I don't know, or will ever know, making a joke about my momma?

Dude. It's the internet. Go farking nuts.

CasperImproved: Off color is one thing... being too early on one is another. I will forgive the one that came next month.

That's what your mom said.

.......Wait a second..... :)


I'd laugh out loud... and your point is taken. But you are still not funny in this thread.
 
2012-06-03 10:21:10 PM

TravisBickle62: lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.

How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden


Dag nabbit! Not again!
 
2012-06-03 10:22:10 PM
CasperImproved: I'd laugh out loud... and your point is taken. But you are still not funny in this thread.

Well, death is never funny.

Unless it's a clown car crash. Then it's funny. But more of a sad funny.
 
2012-06-03 10:32:57 PM

A Non Amos: Observation: Comments from many new liters and old trolls, poking fun at event. Evaluation: sarcastic humor, in which case I'll gladly join in; racism, in which case I'm outta here. Postulate: Because Nigerian citizens are unimportant, their deaths can be overlooked. Correct, y/n?


You must be new here, they make fun of everyone.
 
2012-06-03 10:33:35 PM

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: I'd laugh out loud... and your point is taken. But you are still not funny in this thread.

Well, death is never funny.

Unless it's a clown car crash. Then it's funny. But more of a sad funny.


I will forgive the stupid further up in the thread since you made me smile. But so you know? A recent tragedy will never be funny real soon. For all you know, A farker's family member may have been one of the casualties.

I also have trepidation for anyone living in a country where they have little control on their own lives. You can be certain that the government takes very little care of it's citizens there.

/Ever wonder why you hear about bus and train accidents in India every week?
//Or the massacres in many other countries on a weekly basis?
///Too early is never funny
 
2012-06-03 10:37:51 PM
CasperImproved: ///Too early is never funny

So let me just throw this out there then: When does it stop being "too soon"?
 
2012-06-03 10:42:50 PM

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: ///Too early is never funny

So let me just throw this out there then: When does it stop being "too soon"?


Is it too soon to tell you that someone else other than your father boned your mom?

/You be the judge
 
2012-06-03 10:56:38 PM
I think they should just NUKE Nigeria from orbit...

/it's the only way to be sure...
 
2012-06-03 11:23:07 PM

TFA: Soldiers tried to disperse the onlookers using rubber whips


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-06-03 11:36:44 PM

mephisto6: Ringo48: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.

Well, it IS all about proximity.

was it a mitch hedberg joke?

Old lady Crabitz dies of old age and we trip, because she lived right down the street. Yet we hear about 200 nigerians in a bus, going off a cliff and think "damn. How'd they get that many people on a bus."

Doesn't make it right, but there it is


Isnt that the basis behind dunbar's number?
 
2012-06-03 11:57:23 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

http://www.brainjar.com/js/validation/default2.asp
the page at brainjar.com says INVALID


I'm not even close to being crippled!
 
2012-06-04 12:05:33 AM

BronyMedic: a greater number of people than I think



What happened? You used to speak for everyone on fark about me. now it's just a great number? Your home is Stormfront, go back there.
 
2012-06-04 12:07:22 AM

zzrhardy: intelligent comment below: Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.

So, both threads use national stereotypes to make light of a tragedy.

Thanks for the research.



That was a light hearted joke about Canada where one person died. This is nothing but racists making fun of dumb black people and how everyone in Nigeria is an email scammer. 150+ people is a lot of people, you have no respect. But then again most people online don't consider black people to be people in the first place.
 
2012-06-04 12:14:56 AM
Dumbass1127 2012-06-03 09:32:46 PM

Kittypie070: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.

You: b-b-but everyone else does it too!


English, motherfarker, dost thou speak it!?

Does it not occur to you that this specific accident happened IN AFRICA?
 
2012-06-04 12:18:31 AM

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: ///Too early is never funny

So let me just throw this out there then: When does it stop being "too soon"?


Give the medics time enough to pronounce, at least. Make sure they're not going to get better.
 
2012-06-04 12:19:04 AM
intelligent comment below: What happened? You used to speak for everyone on fark about me. now it's just a great number? Your home is Stormfront, go back there.

Oh look. You're back. Preperation H work well, I take it?

Please, go race bait someone else who is easily offended.
 
2012-06-04 12:23:05 AM

BronyMedic: go race bait



You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.
 
2012-06-04 12:31:20 AM
intelligent comment below: You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.


Woohoo! Obvious concern troll is obvious!

I'm sorry, but isn't it more racist to assume using an internet meme is racist? Why would your mind automatically go there when no one had made a comment about racism, discrimination, or racial superiority until you said something?

The only conclusions one can draw from this is that A) You're being deliberately inflammatory - i.e. a troll - like you accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being, and/or B) You're a complete moron of a white knight who draws moral superiority from his impotent outrage that someone said something insensitive on the internet.
 
2012-06-04 12:32:13 AM
To all the people screaming racism:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-06-04 12:32:59 AM

intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: go race bait


You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.


You're race baiting me in another thread because I happened to use the term "white slavery." Go tap dance in Compton, see where it gets you.
 
2012-06-04 12:39:31 AM

Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: go race bait


You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.

You're race baiting me in another thread because I happened to use the term "white slavery." Go tap dance in Compton, see where it gets you.



Huh? Link?
 
2012-06-04 12:43:24 AM

BronyMedic: intelligent comment below: You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.

Woohoo! Obvious concern troll is obvious!

I'm sorry, but isn't it more racist to assume using an internet meme is racist? Why would your mind automatically go there when no one had made a comment about racism, discrimination, or racial superiority until you said something?

The only conclusions one can draw from this is that A) You're being deliberately inflammatory - i.e. a troll - like you accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being, and/or B) You're a complete moron of a white knight who draws moral superiority from his impotent outrage that someone said something insensitive on the internet.



That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.
 
2012-06-04 12:45:55 AM

intelligent comment below: Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: go race bait


You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.

You're race baiting me in another thread because I happened to use the term "white slavery." Go tap dance in Compton, see where it gets you.


Huh? Link?


Do you not keep track of the people you insult? It's in the prostitution thread, dumbass. Or are you using an alt account and forgot where you were?

Goddamn, I'm racking them in today!
 
2012-06-04 12:48:43 AM
So are you going to give me a link to it or not? How am I supposed to remember every argument?
 
2012-06-04 01:09:13 AM
intelligent comment below: That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.


So, you're just trolling with pseudo-intellectual white knighting to get a rise out of people. You admit it, then?

Glad we got that out of the way.
 
2012-06-04 01:12:05 AM

BronyMedic: intelligent comment below: That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.

So, you're just trolling with pseudo-intellectual white knighting to get a rise out of people. You admit it, then?

Glad we got that out of the way.



MAXIMUM TROLLING

So you can remember every post you made a day or 2 ago?

You're going on ignore now, you embarrassed yourself trying to claim the Nazi's weren't Christians and now you're just trying to troll for insults. Simple minded tool who is angry with everyone smarter than her.
 
2012-06-04 01:19:46 AM
intelligent comment below: You're going on ignore now

You ignored me two days ago, remember?

intelligent comment below: you embarrassed yourself trying to claim the Nazi's weren't Christians

Threadjacking now?

Please quote where I said that. I think you'll find I didn't say what you think I said.

intelligent comment below: Simple minded tool who is angry with everyone smarter than her.

Ah! I see now. Pointing out your pseudo-intellectualism, and the fact you can't even get my gender right, makes me smarter than everyone else!

Nice to see YOU are now speaking for everyone else.

Back on ignore you go, concern troll.
 
2012-06-04 01:22:37 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Omg you monster. I burnt my pants when i spit out my smoke.
 
2012-06-04 01:27:20 AM

intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: intelligent comment below: That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.

So, you're just trolling with pseudo-intellectual white knighting to get a rise out of people. You admit it, then?

Glad we got that out of the way.


MAXIMUM TROLLING

So you can remember every post you made a day or 2 ago?

You're going on ignore now, you embarrassed yourself trying to claim the Nazi's weren't Christians and now you're just trying to troll for insults. Simple minded tool who is angry with everyone smarter than her.


HOLY CRAP! nazis weren't christians? i knew something was up. good thing i found out in this thread about nigerian plane princes.
 
2012-06-04 01:30:32 AM
gravebayne2:

HOLY CRAP! nazis weren't christians? i knew something was up. good thing i found out in this thread about nigerian plane princes.


You gotta dig deep into those hidden statements, man. Hitler had no love for Christianity or the Church means there wasn't Christians in the Nazi regime. It's like, totally not argumentum ex culo.
 
2012-06-04 01:33:02 AM
I watch the History channel all the time and even I didn't know the NAZIS weren't Christians.
 
2012-06-04 02:04:09 AM

BronyMedic: You ignored me two days ago, remember?


Yes and I took you off ignore to see if you bought some grown up panties and acted like an adult.

BronyMedic: Threadjacking now?

Please quote where I said that. I think you'll find I didn't say what you think I said.


Threadjacking what? You threadjacked this and turned it into trolling me

BronyMedic: Ah! I see now. Pointing out your pseudo-intellectualism, and the fact you can't even get my gender right, makes me smarter than everyone else!

Nice to see YOU are now speaking for everyone else.

Back on ignore you go, concern troll.


pseudo-intellectualism?

You have no sources, no facts, no real arguments. You are a complete fraud. You even have the nerve to insult Wikipedia and its sources because you are an uneducated tool.
 
2012-06-04 02:05:15 AM

BronyMedic: You gotta dig deep into those hidden statements, man. Hitler had no love for Christianity or the Church means there wasn't Christians in the Nazi regime. It's like, totally not argumentum ex culo.



You just never give up?

All of Wikipedia is a conspiracy against you and your facts
 
2012-06-04 02:06:55 AM

Point02GPA: I watch the History channel all the time and even I didn't know the NAZIS weren't Christians.



They were Christians. Some Christians can't accept this though. I covered this thoroughly in my debunking of BronMedic

http://www.fark.com/comments/7141775/Good-News-clubs-teach-children-i n -public-schools-Biblical-importance-of-killing-all-nonbelievers
 
2012-06-04 02:08:06 AM

intelligent comment below: Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.


A hundred and fifty. We civilised people no longer believe that a black person is worth two-thirds of a white person.
 
2012-06-04 02:50:00 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Capitol?


Came for the capitol snark.

Leaving bewildered and underwhelmed.

simpsons.neoseeker.com
 
2012-06-04 02:56:06 AM

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-06-04 03:04:15 AM

universebetween: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.


Exactly, and subby atleast used the sad tag, that counts, right?

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".


I'll wait until natgeo profiles this on "seconds from disaster".

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?


Yeah, his name did not cover those people on the plane or on the ground.

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


There was a mall shooting in canada? Were they mad that some place ran out of denim jackets before their prom?
 
2012-06-04 03:33:15 AM
As a Nigerian Prince, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies!
 
2012-06-04 03:38:46 AM
The Nazis were public Christians. It wasn't like Hitler could claim to be saving the western world if he praised Allah.
 
2012-06-04 04:20:14 AM
orbister: intelligent comment below: Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.

A hundred and fifty. We civilised people no longer believe that a black person is worth two-thirds of a white person.


OH. SNAP.
 
2012-06-04 06:06:28 AM
Kony, bro. Kony.
 
2012-06-04 06:50:34 AM

soj4life: universebetween: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.

Exactly, and subby atleast used the sad tag, that counts, right?

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".

I'll wait until natgeo profiles this on "seconds from disaster".

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?

Yeah, his name did not cover those people on the plane or on the ground.

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

There was a mall shooting in canada? Were they mad that some place ran out of denim jackets before their prom?


Before this thread goes full nuclear (actually it already has), I'd just like to point out that no list of funny Canadians is complete without the Kids in the Hall.
 
2012-06-04 07:52:01 AM

intelligent comment below: Point02GPA: I watch the History channel all the time and even I didn't know the NAZIS weren't Christians.


They were Christians. Some Christians can't accept this though. I covered this thoroughly in my debunking of BronMedic

http://www.fark.com/comments/7141775/Good-News-clubs-teach-children-i n -public-schools-Biblical-importance-of-killing-all-nonbelievers


Well, so it's my fault that I don't believe you your believes?
 
2012-06-04 08:14:08 AM
Point02GPA: Well, so it's my fault that I don't believe you your believes?

You have to understand something. In intelligent comment below's insane troll logic, the only reason ANYONE would go against anything he/she/it says is because they're a fanatical,devout right-wing Christ folk type person. That's the only reason someone would point out that his/her/it's statement went against known historical facts*.

*The argument was not that the Nazi regime did not have Christians in it, because it most certainly did. The argument that was made was that Hitler had no love for Christianity, and was using predominantly Christian anti-semetic sentiments as long as it suited the nazi party, and that he would have invariably replaced the organized religion of Christianity with German and Aryan Nationalism and Mysticism.
 
2012-06-04 08:43:44 AM
BronyMedic~

Thanks for the update/info.
 
2012-06-04 09:57:43 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Smeggy Smurf: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Comment of the farking year right there
+1, would spray whiskey and coke out my nose again



NotThatGirl:

Well, if they weren't black before the plane crashed, they are now...


/aisle seat please...


save room for me, please

/omg, that was hilarious
//this thread got an unprecedented triple funny button vote, and I had to stop less than a third of the way through the comments
///pretty sure there'll be smoking where we're going
 
2012-06-04 02:04:28 PM

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Maybe it has something to do with how shootings are impossible in Canada? Making jokes about fairy tales is boring.
 
2012-06-04 07:03:25 PM

BronyMedic: Point02GPA: Well, so it's my fault that I don't believe you your believes?

You have to understand something. In intelligent comment below's insane troll logic, the only reason ANYONE would go against anything he/she/it says is because they're a fanatical,devout right-wing Christ folk type person. That's the only reason someone would point out that his/her/it's statement went against known historical facts*.

*The argument was not that the Nazi regime did not have Christians in it, because it most certainly did. The argument that was made was that Hitler had no love for Christianity, and was using predominantly Christian anti-semetic sentiments as long as it suited the nazi party, and that he would have invariably replaced the organized religion of Christianity with German and Aryan Nationalism and Mysticism.



Give it up, kid.

You and your sources from 1945 were thoroughly owned

Now go back to the short bus where you and your friends can celebrate "victory"
 
2012-06-04 07:54:21 PM
intelligent comment below: Give it up, kid.

You and your sources from 1945 were thoroughly owned

Now go back to the short bus where you and your friends can celebrate "victory"


Says the person who believes a Wikipedia article which says "Some historians believe" is an intellectual checkmate, rather than sources from Rutger's Law Scholars.

Hey. Maybe you can tell me what Wikipedia says about Global Warming. Surely "some scientists believe" is proof that it doesn't happen.
 
2012-06-04 07:55:26 PM
Also, now's a good time to post this.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Danth's_Law
 
2012-06-04 10:48:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: "Capitol"?


"Third World" my ass. These people have the technology to fit entire apartment buildings inside other buildings.
 
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